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Joined 04-05-10, id: 2315833, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 4 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

I VILL BE BACK!

NOTE: I'm a beta now! Feel free to check out my profile!

Hello all!

Thanks for visiting my profile. It's nice to know that somone is that interested in me. Kinda weird, too. Let's take a moment to appreciate all the weird things in life...

-new age music plays-

Anyway, about me:

Email: CeleryRox@gmail.com

I am a teenager with the modest ambition of becoming the world's bestselling author. Hey, big dreams can come true. I think. I haven't been updating a lot lately because I've been focusing more on writing original fiction. I also haven't been reading other's fics as much as I would like. But I will respond to pms or emails. I would also LOVE to work as your beta if you are in need of services!

Favorite Books/Shows/Movies

Maximum Ride

Percy Jackson

Unwind

Everlost

The Eyes of Kid Midas

The Dark Side of Nowhere

Acceleration

Bonechiller

The Bartimaes Trilogy

Alex Rider

Bliss

Epic

The Dead Zone

Pet Sematary

Christine

On Writing

Anything else by Stephen King that I haven't read yet.

Current/Upcoming stories:

To Kill a Sparkly Vamp: My major story at the moment. I (used to) update pretty frequently. It is a collection of Buffy/Twilight crossover, that sometimes get a little random and or violent near the end... hehehe. PREPARE FOR THE EPIC CONCLUSION!

Losing Sleep: Fang is sleepwalking, and Max doesn't beleive it, even though it is one of the more likely conspiracy theories he has. I won't be very long, 5-15 chapters. Maybe I'll make a sequel or something :). Updates (used to be) every Friday.

Twilight in an Empty Nutshell: Just a random little... thingie I made when I didn't want to update Sparkly. That's also how Losing Sleep started. Hey! I think Imma make another of these soon...

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

--CeleryRox

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
83 Moments of Ben by Skylark Evanson reviews
Ben being Ben. 83 times. How much better could it get?
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 38,876 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ben T.
Welcome Home! by Future Mrs. Scorpious Malfoy reviews
Max moved from Virginia to California when she was nine with her father, Jeb. Now, when he gets remarried, she moves back to Virginia, and meets her old friends all over again. What will happen with one friend in particiular? Best friends, or more?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,507 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Max, Fang
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Nudge & Twilight by Ohglorygenius reviews
Nudge reads twilight, and the following ensues. Bit of FAX, coz I know people like that stuff XD. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Eddie is Brutally Staked By The MI6 by CyanideMangoOfMassDestruction reviews
Pretty much what the title says.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Edward
Just One Small Complication by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After giving it some thought one night while half asleep, I thought of a reason why Fang must return to the Flock. Random, short oneshot. Rated T for mild stuff. Mild Fax and Dylan pisssed-offness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fang, Max
Change of Hart by KaytiiSue reviews
Just as Kevin and Gwen's relationship starts to sizzle, a new girl arrives on the scene. Kevin and the new girl hit it off, causing Gwen to question whether she is the right girl for him. Meanwhile, something is happening to Ben. A little Gwevin.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Kevin, Gwen T.
Twilight Summarized by CyanideMangoOfMassDestruction reviews
What the title says.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8200 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
I rather get expelled by TheAstoriaGreengrass reviews
Draco Malfoy got an assignment. What was it? To write a letter, to a muggle. How'd he do on it? Just read it for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Don't Leave Me Behind by Life Starts Now reviews
Meet Tiny. She's a scrawny osprey-human hybrid who's good at one thing: running away. Meet Clueless, an osprey mix with the attention span of a gnat. Together, they have to take on two beautiful hybrids that reek of Sue . . . or die trying.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jeb B.
Twitits by Epic Breadstick reviews
Edward leaves Bella. So...now what? Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella
You suck by Oh My Freakin' Freakin reviews
I hate Twilight. I watched New Moon, but only because it had Taylor Lautner's 8-pack in it. I still hate the series. I mean, SPARKLES? Really? Anyway. This story is really short. I like Spike, but he's not in this story. Rated T for sparkly-vampire murder
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Famous Ride by Future Mrs. Scorpious Malfoy reviews
Max is a famous singer. Fang is a famous singer, too. What happens when friends bring them together? Will they become friends, or something more?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Max, Fang
Loaded Accusation by Jinxgirl reviews
Buffy and her friends have an accusation for the Twilight crew. Oneshot, humor.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Buffy S., Bella - Complete
Buffy the Sparklepire Slayer by Virtuous Vampire reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in New Moon he travels to Sunnydale to find a new pet that will be strong enough to snuggle with. He wasn't expecting Buffy to have independence. During season 3/New Moon. Warning- Twilight bashing.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Model Affairs by Future Mrs. Scorpious Malfoy reviews
Bella Swan is nineteen and a famous model, along with her boyfriend, Jacob. What happens when a hew model comes along? Story is better than summary, I swear! A little OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Jacob
The Many Deaths of Fang the Birdkid by Vera Amber reviews
My Life4Fang oneshot. The flock, who're running away from Flyboys, stumble upon a Life4Fang convention. The FANGirls kill the Flyboys with minkles, herring, skittles, etc. Then Fang dies 13- er, 12 times. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Fang - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Emergency by RoeBoat reviews
Gwen needs both of them- she needs Ben to depend on her, and Kevin to make sure she's okay. And at the thought of losing Ben, she's not quite sure what she needs. Alien Force Hurt!Ben and Angsty!Gwen with a smidge of Gwevin if you squint.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gwen T. - Complete
Angel meets the Buffybot by Fayth3 reviews
Unbenownst to him Angel encounters the Buffybot
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Angel
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To Kill a Sparkly Vamp reviews
A collection of 50 Buffy vs Edward oneshots, ending with everyone's least favorite vamp staked, beheaded by a garden gnome, hit by ice cream truck, beaten with his own spine, and much more! TO BE CONTINUED VERY SOON. Caution: "Angel" characters too.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Buffy S., Edward
Losing Sleep reviews
Exactly how did Fang get down to the kitchen without remembering how he got there? And... why is he pissing in Max's shoe?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Max, Fang
Spiritual Guidance reviews
How Twilight should have ended. Bella's "gaurdian angel" has "a subtle prod in the right direction" for her. Okay, maybe not so subtle. Parody, Oneshot, please review. Beware Twilight bashing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight in an Empty Nutshell reviews
Extremely short summary of my not very positive idea of Twilight. One-shot, parody, Please review, flames accepted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete