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Joined 04-05-10, id: 2315884, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
Author has written 11 stories for Invader Zim, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Alvin and the chipmunks, and Sherlock.

Writers: Fiona and Sarah

Fiona:

Hi! I'm Fiona... I write (mainly) Invader Zim fanfics. Yeah, juvenile, I know, but whatever. My favorite pairings are Dib and Tak (Invader Zim), Nico and Thalia (Percy Jackson and the Olympians), and Molly and Sherlock (Sherlock). I HATE ZaDr and AlvinxSimon... I mean, Zim and Dib hate each other (and are NOT GAY), and Alvin and Simon are flipping BROTHERS. Yeah. So, Sarah thinks I'm a better writer than her. Not true. Sarah pwns life. Bye-bye, now! :)
I am not responsible for any results of reading my fanfics which may include...

Sudden decrease in heart rate
Emotional trauma
Swelling of the head
Sudden urge to take over the world
Sudden urge to buy rubber pants
Sudden urge to buy GIR merchandise from Hot Topic
Considering wearing a trench coat for the rest of your life

Sarah:

Hi! I'm Sarah! I write Invader Zim (or I try to), Percy Jackson, Sherlock (BBC), Dr. Who, The X-Files, and I think that's it. (I can't write Alvin and the Chipmunks, 'cuz it turns out stupid :( ) My favorite pairings are Dib and Tak, Mulder and Scully, Sherlock and Molly, John and Sarah (Sherlock), Nico and Thalia, and I LOVE YOU. I also hate ZaDr. At the moment I only post Sherlock Fanfics cause I'm afraid to post anything else due to my inability to keep everyone in character... Oh, and Fiona is a better writer than me no matter how much she protests XD

Our alter egos...

Fiona- Party Poison, Watson, Red, Tak, Daughter of Apollo, Phillip, and Skye Phantom
Sarah- Fun Ghoul, Sherlock, Purple, Gaz, Daughter of Ares, George, and Klash Bandit.

Invader Zim Questionnaire: 20 Q's
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
Party Poison: The Mall. At night. So I could battle the security guards. Either that or the Massive.
Fun Ghoul: In that underground place in New York. It kind of blows my socks off…
2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?
Party Poison: THE DIB! HE IS MINE!
Fun Ghoul: Aww… I was gonna choose Dib. I CALL SECONDS!
3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?
Party Poison: Dwicky, of course!
Fun Ghoul: Either Gaz or Dwicky. I love them both very much…
4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?
Party Poison: Hm… Scoodge, Gretchen, Sizz-Lor, Moofy, and Keef are all retarded. Sometimes Gaz makes me mad, but I don’t hate her.
Fun Ghoul: All of the above (except Gaz cause she’s amaaazing)
5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?
Party Poison: Tie between Mortose der Sulstealer, Halloween Spactacular of Spooky Doom, and The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot.
Fun Ghoul: Umm… umm… I DON’T KNOW! Don’t make me choose! *hides under desk*
6. Your Favorite IZ Character?
Party Poison: Tie between Gir and Dib.
Fun Ghoul: Oh dear… Imma have to go with Dib or Gaz.
7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?
Party Poison: You kidding? Red! LASERS!!!
Fun Ghoul: PURPLE (Though Red is still quite amazing).
8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
Party Poison: *glomps* WASSUP BUDDY?!?
Fun Ghoul: *looks at him for about 2 seconds then points up at the sky* LOOK! ALIENS!!! *Runs*
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Party Poison: Depends. My Chemical Romance? Dib. A Day to Remember? Gaz. Linkin Park? Zim. Justin Bieber? Gir can take his piggy.
Fun Ghoul: Well, that depends on the concert. An epic rock or screamo band: I’d totally choose Gaz. Pop or rap (I almost typed rop or pap): I’d pass and give the tickets to Tak. Some band that was popular in the 70's, 80's, or 90's: I’d take either Dib or Zim (I wonder if they would mind...).
10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Party Poison: Gaz, Tak, Zim, and Dib. And we all end up dead, because Zim kills Dib, I kill Zim, Gaz kills Tak, and a tree randomly falls on Gaz.
Fun Ghoul: O.o ^ Gaz, Dib, Tak, Zim, and Gir. I don’t really have a story plot… maybe I’ll think of one and turn it into the adventure of a lifetime!
11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Party Poison: “Whoa, man, I hardly know you… And aren’t you, like, 100 years old? PEDO!!!”
Fun Ghoul: *At a loss for words* “That all depends on… well… you know… err… umm…” *turns around and walks away slowly*
12. Favorite IZ Pairing?
Party Poison: DaTr, and occasional ZaGr.
Fun Ghoul: I agree, DaTr. I don’t like ZaGr much though…
13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
Party Poison: One word. Doughnuts.
Fun Ghoul: I got nothing.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Party Poison: Watching Mysterious Mysteries with Dib, then sneaking out and breaking into Zim’s house!
Fun Ghoul: I am with Party Poison all the way! That sounds extremely fun :D
15. Favorite IZ Quote?
Party Poison: “I want my slaw!” “You have your slaw!” “I want my slaw!” AND “Worse… Or BETTER?” AND “HEY! THAT KID’S THROWING PUNCH!”
Fun Ghoul: Zim: “You can’t keep your eyes closed forever! You have to breathe sometimes!” |||| The Letter M: “What’s wrong with you! All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!” Dib: “He was using the belt sander…”
16. Favorite Zim Moment?
Party Poison: “Go and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!” Although, my sister would argue that “Tuna is worth nothing!” is, hands-down, the best Invader Zim moment ever.
Fun Ghoul: Zim: “Come, Gir! Let us rein some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies!” Gir: “I’m gonna sing the doom song now!”
17. Favorite Dib Moment?
Party Poison: Too many to count. One of them is “You can hide, but you can’t… HIDE!!!” Another is “Gaz! Taste me! I’m delicious!”
Fun Ghoul: I’m gonna have to go with, “You can hide, but you can’t…HIDE!!” Fanks Fiona…
18. Favorite Tallest Moment?
Party Poison: “HEY! HE’S MAKIN’ DOUGHNUTS!”
Fun Ghoul: Red: “You’re saying the humans are dumb yet… tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE! How can anything tall be dumb?” Purple: *Mouth full* “Yeah, *munch, munch, munch* Can you imagine *munch, munch, munch*
19. Favorite GIR Moment?
Party Poison: *runs at Dib* “DOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOO!” –When my sisters and I watched that for the first time, we watched it a hundred times over and over again and laughed every time.
Fun Ghoul: “Hi, floor! Make me a sammich! (Is that even how you spell that?)
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Party Poison: “I don’t get it! Why does he want to take over the Earth so BADLY?! What does he have to gain? Or to LOOOOOSE?!”
Fun Ghoul: Zim: “GIR! Why was there bacon in the soap?” Gir: “I made it myself!”

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I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m PRO-LIFE, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch and hate anyone who disagrees.
I don’t get GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,’ Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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Behind the little door by sakiko of soleana reviews
Zim Vasquez is bored with his new home until he finds a secret door tht leads him into a world that's just like his own...but BETTER! but when this fantastical adventure turns dangerous, Zim must find a way back or be stuck forever in this other world R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,977 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Zim
IZ Questionaire of Doom! by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Ask the characters of Invader Zim questions! Or give them dares, whichever you prefer. Let your imagination hit you! Promised hilarity!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 222,034 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011
Trouble Shared by A Benediction reviews
Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Immortal Crack by Jack Brocket reviews
The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
text messages by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
just some random text messages between the characters in Sherlock. chapters are all un related, unless it says otherwise :D please R&R. rated just in case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sherlock H.
Certain Doom by Greyy-Eyess reviews
Dib gripped the knife and his paranoid eyes shot around the Clearing. If anyone tried to kill him, he would make sure they died as well. A Hunger Games meets Invader Zim fic. ZADR and DATR. R&R! Previouly 'Certain Death'
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Dib, Zim
The Only Hope For Me is You by Havok's Girl reviews
Party Poison. Jet Star. Fun Ghoul. My friends...all dead. I should be dead with them, but I'm not.-Kobra Kid. Follow Kobra Kid on his journey to save his brother and friends from Korse. But being the only Fabulous Killjoy still alive, is dangerous for him
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011
What is RAPR? by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Red and Purple find out what RAPR is. It does not go well. Rated just because RAPR is gross!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
On Holiday by VintageVictorian reviews
Sherlock does not approve of John's vacation wardrobe.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You say, I say by Splinter-the-dragonqueen reviews
ZADF oneshot...no flames please...NOT ZADR! Rated T to be safe...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
25 Words of ZaDf by CandyIsYummyNomNom reviews
A few sentances of ZaDf. DaTr hinted. Oneshot, flames will not be enjoyed.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
These Sandviches, They Are Mine! by Chris Keating reviews
The Heavy is having lunch. Would YOU interrupt a 250 pound Russian man with a minigun while he's eating? The Scout did. Guess how that turned out? Rated T for mild language and a surprising amound of pee jokes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Heavy, Scout
The Return of Dwicky by DarkTheda reviews
Mr. Dwicky returns to Earth for some ice cream when he finds a young boy caught in an escalator! Will he save this kid? Or will he be too late? Rated T for what happens to the kid.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Karma Circle 06: The Fingerprint of God by Dibsthe1 reviews
Professor Membrane sees convincing proof of the Higher Power that he never believed existed.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
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Invader Zim: The Requests reviews
Leave a review including a song and pairing you like, and I'll make a story out of it! *Better summary inside* Stories written by Party Poison
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011
New Divide reviews
Years ago, Tallest Red promised to protect illegally-born smeets. This plan didn't quite work out. Two words-CIVIL WAR. But what happens when Earth gets involved? PS There's also some DATR, ZADF and ZAGR. Most of the OCs die, so don't worry 'bout 'em.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Zim, Dib
Night of the Slashed reviews
...And this is why Party Poison will NEVER write ZaDr, TaGr, or RaPr. Ever.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Bohemian Dibsody reviews
By Party Poison. Dib falls asleep and has a musical dream set to "Bohemian Rhapsody!" My first songfic in a while. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Dib - Complete
A Night to Remember reviews
Story by Fun Ghoul: Sherlock, John, Sally, Molly, Anderson, Lestrade, Sarah, OC, Alcohol...*wink, wink* Please R&R. No flames please... they give me nightmares!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This ZADF stuff is crap reviews
Not really. Fiona just needed a title. ZaDf stuff, though I can reluctantly see how it could be misinterpreted as ZaDr. One-shot. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Return of Tak and Stuff reviews
By Fiona Tak returns to Earth to convince Zim that his mission is a fake, and to "start over" on Earth go to school, make friends . DaTr, ZaDf, ZaGf maybe implied ZaGr, but not really... I FAIL at summaries, but bare with me... Finished! Please R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Dib, Tak - Complete
In My Head reviews
Story by Sarah. Sherlock is stuck in his own head. What is a person to do when they're stuck in they're head? Dig through they're minds files and find something intriguing. If you R&R, I'll give you a free virtual cookie! Thanks!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
My Mother reviews
Taken from Fiona's old account, mychemical1313. Theodore is sick, and his brothers and the Chipettes are worried. One-shot. :
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Theodore S., Simon S. - Complete
Be Our Valentines reviews
By Fiona My more romantic version of how the Chipmunks and Chipettes met, told from Simon's POV. SxJ, AxB, TxE. One-Shot. R&R! :
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Nico's Apology reviews
By Fiona Nico hurt Thalia. Thalia wants an apology. One-Shot, Thico, and you better R&R or Zues will DESTROY you. Thanks!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete