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Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, The Tomorrow series, Harry Potter, and Star Trek: 2009.
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Hey guys, you can find me also on LiveJournal under the username miss_slasher. I will probably eventually close this account and move there as the guys who run fanfiction are being meanie poos and taking down people's stories.
gender: im a chick dudes!
job: being insane and writting fan ficts=)
location: computer desk.
Personality: Totally insane
Couldn't live without...SPELL CHECK-i seriously can't spell! in yr 6 i spelt Papua New Guinea, P-a-p-a-n-e-w-g-i-n-i!
Haven't written many of my own storries yet but am co-writting Grytherin with my coz FaelwenofLothlorien.(Roza)
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
11) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
12) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
15) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
24) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
25) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
26) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
27) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
28) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
29) I will not lick Trevor.
30) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
31) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
32) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
33) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
34) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
35) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
36) But yes, I will do it all anyway.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
No I do not have kids nor am i an adult. Oldness, ew. i had to post it, it told me 2!
Annoying things to do in an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.
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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)
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Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
talking about entertainment in ancient rome(History txt book!)
"2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
chest of draws
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
AVATAR!! just got it on DVD!!
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:36PM...well i wasn't too far off!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my T.V. playing Avatar
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
last night to feed the dogs
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
girl of the moment's profile
9. What are you wearing?
slippers, jeans, hooded T-shirt, dressing gown and undies! leave me alone! I sick!! =(
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
When answering the above question
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A Black Ducati 1100 Mulitistrada!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm one of the top 40 singers in my state! But have currentl lost my voice! =(
18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would eradicate poverty and war
19. Do you like to dance?
no!! I have 2 left feet!!
20. George Bush:
The stupid idiot who used to be in charge of America!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I love traveling, don't get me wrong, but I'd prefer to stay here!
1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
Well i really liked the last Olympian... it was really good and i loved all the percabeth. But my favorite would have to be the battle of the labyrinth.
2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
I love Artemis and HATE Hera.
3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
Rachel. I don't no why, i just don't!
This or That
Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
Annabeth or Rachel?
Thalia or Luke?
Riptide or Backbiter?
as much as i love percy. BACKBITER!! its so much cooler them riptide. it can kill anyone!! (haha i'm not a physco. i swear!!)
Wisdom or the Sea?
Wisdom! i need it!!
"Wouldn't life me amazing if sweat pants were sexy, Mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you feel fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, boys weren't confusing and goodbyes were only till tomorrow?"
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, put this in your profile
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!"
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D
Your Guy Side!
You love hoodies.yes
YOUR GIRL SIDE
xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. (I am a lipgloss addict
Love you enemies. it pisses them off"
"Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over."
The diffrence between "Friend" and "Best friend"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
When I get married she'll be the maid of honer,
When i have a baby, she'll be the godmother,
And when were old, she'll be sitting with me in the nursing home,having wheelchair races
She's more then my best friend. She's my other half
(Luv ya BabyBells!)
Girls are like apples in a tree.
All the sweet, nice ones are at the top.
But, boys don't want to reach for the good ones
because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think
"Is there something wrong with me?"
But, in reality, they're all amazing.
They just have to wait
for the right boy to come along,
the one who's brave enough,
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
This is one of those things where ya put your ipod on shuffle and then answer questions with the songs. No cheating!!
If someone says "Is this ok?" you say?
How would you describe yourself?
With Love- Hilary Duff
What do you like in a guy?
I Begin To Wonder- Danni Minogue
How are you feeling?
Candy Coloured Lights- Rogue Traders
What's your life's purpose?
Slow Down Baby- Christina Aguilera
What is your motto?
I Don't Wanna Wait- The Veronicas
What do your friends think of you?
Light Years- wes Carr
What do you think of your parents?
In The Summer Time- Thirsty Merc
What do you think about a lot?
Dimming of The Day-The Corrs
Mambo No.5- Lou Bega
What do you think of your best friend?
Take My Breath Away-Jessica Simpson
What do you think of the person you like?
The Driveway- Miley Cirus
What's your life story?
Shake It- Metro Station
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Get The Party Started-Pink
What do you think when you see the person you like?
Voodoo Child- Rogue Traders
What will they play at your wedding?
Throw Your Arms Around Me- Rogue Traders
What will they play at your funeral?
Way To Go- Rogue Traders
What's your hooby?
Flightless Bird, American Mouth- Iron and Wine
What's your biggest fear?
I Ran (So Far Away)- Bowling for Soup
What's your biggest secret?
The Take Over, The Breaks Over- Fall Out Boy
What do you think of your friends?
Love Is An Animal- Was Carr
What will you post this as?
Please Don't Leave Me- Pink
What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Take Me To The Clouds Above-LMC vs U2
Your teacher is...
Friends Like You- Bowling For Soup
If you ever got a tatoo what would it say?
Vanilla Twiligh-Owl City(Beautiful, but i'm never gettin a Tat)
How would you describe you next door neaighbors?
If You Come Back To Me/Outro- Bowling For Soup
What's on your beside table right now?
Along With The Girls- The Corrs
What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Epiphany-Bowling For Soup
When you open your wodrobe what do you see?
In Love Again- Rogue Traders
If you had to write a fanfic now what would it be called?
Bella's Lulaby- Carter Burwell- Twilight obiously!
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: part2
1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals
4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"
6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.
14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “
29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
43) I may not have a private army.
44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.
47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
53) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
54) - Especially not all of them at once.
55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."
56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."
57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.
78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
80) I will not yell "Hey look it’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry
82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall
83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”
84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.
86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.
87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.
90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.
93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.
95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.
96) When fighting deatheaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.
97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.
99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.
100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
If you utterly dispise the colour pink copy and paste thid into your profile and add your name to the list: Darth Sugar, lostsouloftheunderworld
I found out somthing really funny, if you google maps half of the places in Middle-earth...you can find them in Oz! I swear! We have a place called Rivendell! There is also Lothlorien Electronics and Mt Doom and Mordor Accomodation! You can find it all in Melbourne!
I wanted to buy an 'Offical Sword of Isildur' But my folks wouldn't let me! sob!
If you can't beat them, join them! If you can't join them, bribe them! If you can't bribe them, blackmail them! If you can't blackmail them, kill them! If you can't kill them, you're screwed!
Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream
I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile
Try Not to Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
If you almost cried while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Amarwen, lostsouloftheunderworld
1.Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? New Zealand
2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? thrown (Spirit Bound- Richelle Mead)
3.What can you hear right now? My computer grunting with the effort of keeping 3 internets open
4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing near you besides yourself. Me: What if the closest living thing is in another room and I can't be bothered getting up? Voice: Talk to me Me: Who is this? Voice: To be honest I don't know.
5.Turn on the TV. What show is on? Butter Menthol add. Adds are torture!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.Type you name with your elbow. lo0stso0ullofthne8hjede454r3w0o5r4per (i really lost it at the end there! But the beginning was pretty good!)
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open you eyes. What's the first thing you see? fan
8. If you could be anybody from Lord of the Rings, who would you be? Arwen
9.What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? my USB refused to eject and i thought i had lost a whole morrnings work!
10. Find the third letter of your answers. What do they spell? whcwt0nwu(What the hell?)
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kaitlin
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Alice
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
My mum doesn't have a middle name!
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?
If you wish more people were like your friends on fanfic, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
List Twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
5. Alec Volturi
6. Jane Volturi
10. Rose Hathaway
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Legolas/Adrian) Nope...and i hope I never do!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Bella) She's pretty...but I not into girls
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Dimitri/Carlisle) Um...-Lostsouloftheunderworld is to disturbed to reply, please stand by!-
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
(Esme) Um..she's in some of the twilight ones i read...but i haven't read one souly about her!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Alice/ Jane) Um...NO!NO!NO!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Alec/Esme or Alec/Rose) Alec/Rose...it would be funny
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Arwen walks in on Alice and Dimitri) Um...uncomtable silence?
8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(Legolas/Carlisle) don't want to know
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Arwen/Dimitri) um...I really don't know!
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read three hot?
(Aragorn) Yeah...just about every one of them!
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?
(Adrian) No! And if Bella could...she would currently draw his death...she aint happy with him!
12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?
(Alice/Bella/Alec) Um...Bella? We're all looking at you hon!
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Carlisle) um...i'd have to look...and i currently can't be bothered to go downstairs and get my ipod!
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Alec) Um...end of last year, beginning of this year, somthing like that!
16. “(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Legolas and Arwen are in a happy relationship until Esme runs off with Arwen. Legolas, brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Adrian and a brief unhappy afair with Dimitri, then follows the wise advice of Alec and finds true love with Aragorn.
What would you title this fic?
I really don't think I can!
Name 10 Twilight characters in a random order.
1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?
(Esme/Alec) No...i sorta don't want to!
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
(Rosalie) Um...I think she is pretty...but as I said earlier...I not into chics!
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
(Edward/Alice) Well...it really grose considering they're like brother and sister Jasper would try to kill Edward and Bella would help
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
(Jasper) Yes...I can't remember what it's called but it's by Miss Lizzy Benate...or somthing like that!
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
(Carlisle/Bella) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Carlisle is her FATHER-IN-LAW!
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
(Charlie/Emmett or Charlie/Jasper?) Niether! They are both discusting!
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
(Carlisle discovers Rose/Emmett?) Um...Rose and Emmet are already married...so no big deal!
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
(Bella/Edward) Bella is just an average human girl. But what will happen when she meets the stange and beautiful Edward Cullen?
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
(Charlie/Alec) I hope not!
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Alice/Esme) Um...Heart to Heart
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Charlie/Alice. I just want to get that picture out of my head.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
(Carlisle/Jasper) NO!...I hope not! Bella?
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
This is a quote from my friend Izzy(Don't know where she got it from!)
(: A stranger stabs you in the front;
The Difference Between Fake Friends And Real Friends
Fake Friends: Never ask for food
Real Friends: Are the reason you have none!
Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Real Friends: Call them Mum/Dad
Fake Friends: Bail you out of jal
Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Dawg...we screwed up...but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Never see you cry
Real Friends: Cry with you
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
Real Friends: Keep it so long they forget it's yours!
Fake Friends: Know a few things about you
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes
Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowed is doing
Real Friends: Would kick the whole crowds butt that left you
Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door
Real Friends: Would walk right in and say "I'm Home!"
Fake Friends:Are for a while
Real Friends: Are fo life
Fake Friends: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you
Real Friends: Will knock out the person who talked bad about you
Fake Friends: Would morn at your funeral
Real Friends: Would be in jail for killing the person that killed you
-I luv ya all! Izzy and Carina and Courtney and Bella and Hammy and all the others who wouldn't fit on this page if i tried to mention you all!
My fave quote
From- xXRandom NemesisXx. Story- Therapy
JediMaster has logged on
Pitchfork has logged on
Pitchfork: The Apocalypse is coming!
Pitchfork has logged off
JediMaster: Did I miss something?
DarkLord: No, Nemesis was just being weird.
JediMaster: Ok, the world is still spinning then.
SnakeMan: What does Nemesis being wired have to do with the world spinning?
JediMaster: Can you imagine Nemesis being normal?
SnakeMan: Good point.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
The Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Wolf (She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name)
1.) Write Saw: The Musical.
2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)
3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.
4.) Make action figure of yourself.
5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.
6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.
7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)
8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive.
9.) Create first ever cheese laser.
10.) Have own theme music.
11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.
12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.
13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.
14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.
15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.
16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)
17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.
18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.
19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claimign you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.
20.) Develop sense of irony.
21.) Don't die yet.
22.) Conquer the world with flying monkeys.
23.) Teach monkeys how to skydive, then start an airshow.
24.) Build a city...then destroy it with rainbow dinosaurs!
25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too! (Give Wolf credit, though. Or face the wrath of the hard core unicorns!)
Write Down Ten Random Characters!
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
(Hermione invites Bella and Voldemort) Well...i just hope there's a house left afterwards!
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
(Aragorn or Draco?) Definatly Aragorn!
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
(Legolas and Alice are caught making out by Snape) Um...ok then!
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens?
(Bella falls in love with Draco. Voldemort is jealous. What happens?) Um...Voldy kills Draco and tells Bella he loves her, Bella runs away screaming and Voldy is heartbroken!
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?
(Hermione jumps me in an ally. Who saves me? Legolas, Snape or Alice?) Legolas!...please
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Aragorn's a good cook! it's Eowyn's cooking I'm scared of!
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
(Bella has to marry Voldemort, Hermione or Arwen) Well Voldy is a stalker...so she's changing teams!
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
(Alice kidnaps Legolas and demands Eowyn to... go on/ supply an all expenses paid shopping trip.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Depends. Has Edward turned her yet?
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
( Everyone is invited to Legolas and Alice's wedding except Voldy. How does he react?) Um...They'll make an interesting couple!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
(Draco scared of Alice?) She'll take him on another shopping trip from hell!
Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
(Arwen arrives late to Legolas and Alice's wedding) um... I really don't know!
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
(Arwen and Eowyn) They start fighting over Aragorn and try to kill each other.
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
(Arwen has murded Legolas's best friend-Aragorn) Why would Arwen murder Aragorn? THe get MARRIED! Um...Legolas would probably kill her!
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
(Draco and Aragorn) Aragorn would save Draco...who would be wetting his pants and crying in the corrner!
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
(Voldemort and Bella) Voldemort runs away from Bella who is trying to suck his blood
Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
(Eowyn is critically injured in a car crash. What does Arwen do?) Pull the plug.
The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Um...to be continued!
"Ringwraith number 5 made me cookies!" Therapy by xXRandom NemesisXx
If you are drawn to sharp, pointy objects, even though you are a total clutz, copy and paste this onto your profile
To all Twilight Obsessed Freaks :
Gather 'round all, and come sit by the fire
IT DOSN'T EXIST SO STOP PRETENDING YOUR LIVING IN IT!!
HOLLY F* FUDGE ON A STICK! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GET OVER IT!?
ITS JUST A BOOK!! (Don't get me wrong, Twilight's ok, but seriously, it's getting out of hand!)
I love reading, writing and anything to do with music - it's one of my passions.
I am a firm believer in Fate, True Love and Soul Mates.
I am completely obsessed with love and cannot wait until I find it.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, Lostsouloftheunderworld
Perfection is a waste of time.
If you think that animals are to look at and not to eat, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, lostsouloftheunderworld
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!
I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.
-If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. -that ad i sleep right through them!
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody …presents the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to disagree
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.
Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!
'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'
'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'
If Joe Jonas (or any Jonas Brother) dies
If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Being normal is for freaks."-unknown
"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown
"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."
"Whenever I have trouble sleeping, I count the buckles on my straightjacket."
"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"
"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."
"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown
When life gives you skittles, throw them at your enemy and scream "Taste the rainbow, you b-tch!!"
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, WolfDog127, Slytherin Queen 1.30, lostsouloftheunderworld
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.
Here's a "music quiz" (sort of) - sometimes it's so interesting to see the results of putting your iTunes library on shuffle and scribbling down a song for every "question"
Opening credits: Where to Begin (Bowling for Soup)
Waking up: BFFF (Bowling for Soup)
First day at school: Decode (Paramore)
Falling in love: Mamma Mia (ABBA)
Fight song: Chocolate (Kylie Minogue)
Breaking up: Stuck (Stacie Orrico)
Prom: Welcome to my Truth (Anastacia)
Life is good: Heaven Knows (The Corrs)
Mental breakdown: Try Too Hard (Pink)
Driving: I Can't Stay Away (The Veronicas)
Flashback: Keep Your Hands off My Girl (Good Charlotte)
Getting back together: Art Of Love (Guy Sebastian)
Wedding: Smoke On THe Water (Deep Purple)
Paying the dues: Most Girls (Pink)
Night before the war: Black Betty (Spiderbait)
Final dance: Never Think (Rob Pattinson)
Moment of triumph: Down For The Count (Bowling for Soup)
Death scene: My Immortal (Evanescence)
Funeral song: The Right Time (The Corrs)
End credits: I'm a Believer (Smash Mouth)
F.E.A.R.: F--k Everything And Run.
Nine Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
4. When people say "It's always the last place you
5. When people say while watching a film "Did
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
8. When people say "Life is short". What??
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at horror movies, then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops up.
I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not.
I'm an angel. The horns are just to keep my halo straight.
"You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-FotR
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
If you would cause a could-be world apocolypse just to see Justin Beiber dead, copy this into your profile!
When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons.
A fail so epic, it's almost a win.
I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?
Look, Dora, you're the one with the freakin' map, don't ask ME!
Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!!
We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?!
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. "Legolas. What? It never said it couldn't be a fictional character!"
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. "Black"
3. your first initial? "K"
4. your month of birth? "July"
5. which color do you like more, black or white? "Black"
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. "Bella"
7. your favorite number? "24"
8. do you like California of Florida more? "California"
9. do you like the lake or ocean more? "Ocean"
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) "I want the extended versions of LOTR for my birthday!"
Are you done? If so, Pencils down. DON'T CHANGE YOU ANSWERS!!
Ok, Now Scroll down to see you results!
Your Results Are:...
1. You are completely in love with this person. "Legolas"
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.*
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. *
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.*
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.*
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. "Bella"
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. "24"
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.*
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.*
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday(LotR!!!!!!!!!)
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? -Unknown
If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (That is the shear definition of me)
Practice makes perfect, but then nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing? -Unknown
Someone once asked me what it felt like to turn 13, and i gave them the only answer I could: Like an enegiser bunny on a sugar high!-Lostsouloftheunderworld.
I stopped listening ages ago, why haven't you stopped talking?
I don't have a liscence to kill...only a learners permit.
The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door
I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
War does not determine who is right...war determines who is left
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
“Are you insulting my intelligence!?”
56: I will not ask Sam if he likes green eggs and ham.
"So you say your name is Sam?" Faramir inquired. The Gondorian was currently questioning the two captives, though whether or not Faramir was brutal with this action depends on if this is the books or movies.
Looking wary, the hobbit nodded, expecting a question about the Ring. Frodo tugged slightly on Sam's cloak.
But Faramir astonished the two of them. "I am Sam?"
Sam shook his head, dumbfounded. "No! Sam I am!"
"Do you like green eggs and ham?"
Sam's eyes widened. "I do not like green eggs and ham! i do not like them Sam I am!"
Frodo rolled his pathetic blue eyes. "You know, sir, you're only the twenty-eighth person to ask him that."
Faramir's eyes twinkled. "I figured." -100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do inMiddleearth Chapter 12
What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...
"Why am I even here…?"
"What's even the point of continuing?"
"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"
"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."
These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.
If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…
If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"
So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?
Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.
Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.
Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.
Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.
And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…
If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Repost this if you laughed...
Being tolerant, understanding, and loving is not wrong...no matter who someone loves
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE! AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!
"Well since Smith is such a git I'd like to hear what he has to say." Parvati suggested.
Smith lifted up his middle finger, "Says the bitch herself. You know what, you can suck mine."
"Sorry, I grew up being told not to put small objects in my mouth." Parvati retorted.
Padma laughed, leaning back on her cushion.
"Mate," Dean laughed "you just got owned." " The Brave Ambition chapter 8 by Alli79nomel (a.k.a.- THE BEST DRARRY EVER!)
Remind me how you became an Auror again?" James asked Victoire.
"Because I can hex your balls off that's how," Victoire told him.
"You couldn't get anywhere near my balls," James scoffed.
"You want to bet Potter?" Victoire challenged.
Teddy shrugged. "They're your balls…personally I wouldn't be offering them up."
"There's nothing to hex anyway," Victoire said putting away her wand.
"Hey," James frowned "now that is a bit below the belt don't you think?" " -School Student's Saviour, Chapter 3 by Alli97nomel
Draco laughed. "Well you fell asleep and I could not risk anyone coming in and finding us naked on the floor together; but I did not want to wake you. So I…might havecarried you to the Room of Requirement."
"Might have?" Harry asked wide-eyed.
"It is quite likely I did."
Harry stared at him.
"Alright, I did." -The Brave Ambition, Chapter 18 by Alli97nomel
Ginny had overheard Snape telling Dolohov. Ginny told Neville, Luna, her parents, Fred and George and Dean. Dean had told Seamus. Seamus had told Lavender and in turn she told Pavarti. Parvati told Padma who had already heard it from Luna, and she wrote a note to her girlfriend Katie and sent it via owl. Pavarti wrote a letter to Molly and Arthur only to discover that they had received word from Ginny earlier this morning. Padma had told Terry Boot and he told Anthony Goldstein. Marcus Flint's younger brother had overheard Anthony telling his team mate during Quidditch Ravenclaw's practice, which he had been spying on. He told Millicent who told Daphne who told Blaise. Blaise had told Pansy after they had fucked twice and when the end of lunch came she told Draco in the charms class they had together -The Brave Ambition, Chapter 19 by Alli97nomel
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