Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, Coraline, Harry Potter, Elsewhere, Paranormal Activity, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.
Age: not as old as you think
So here are my favourite books.
this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
7. Brad Pitt
9. wantingCoraline2 (AKA ME!!!!!)
10. Barack Obama
I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!
PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.
List ten Coraline characters in no particular order.
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Errr, no...hes a cute kitty though!
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Ok...umm that would be WEIRD!
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
No, I haven't read many Coraline ones (BOOOO)
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Wybie managed to break the door down and now he plans on seeing WHO the other mother is!
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
I HOPE NOT!
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
WOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH CHILD ABUSE!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Thats not slash and no not many of my friends like Coraline!
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Three Blind Mice (Not a song but whatevs!)
14. "One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Six and a brief unhappy affair with Two, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.”
Coraline and The Other Father are in a happy relationship until The Other Father runs off with Mel, Coraline, brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with The Other Mother and a brief unhappy affair with Wybie then follows the wise advice of Charlie and finds true love with Cat. Ok...WEIRD!
MY CORALINE ABC'S!!
A IS FOR April Spink.
B IS FOR Bobinsky.
C IS FOR Coraline.
D IS FOR Doll.
E IS FOR Eyes of the Ghost Children
F IS FOR Forcible.
G IS FOR Ghost Children.
H IS FOR Hand
I IS FOR I Hate the Other Mother
J IS FOR Jumping Mice
K IS FOR Knowledge which the Cat has a lot of
L IS FOR Lovat
M IS FOR Music the other Father plays
N IS FOR Needles, the other mothers hands are made from
O IS FOR Other World
P IS FOR Pink Palace Apartments
Q IS FOR Quietly, the abstract noun the Other Mother works according to.
R IS FOR Racing from the other mother
S IS FOR Spink
T IS FOR Toys the other mother creates
U IS FOR Ugly which the Other Mother becomes.
V IS FOR Very Awesome.
W IS FOR Wybie
X IS FOR X Marks the spot of the well
Y IS FOR Yum all the food the other mother made
Z IS FOR Zanzibar the place the beetles come from
Do not read the next thing it's scary but I am superstitious so whatever...
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend, commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: okay whatever man you're starting to scare the living shit out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because you're freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said okay.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not re-post this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Re-post or you are going to die
1. How does the world see you? Send it on, Disney's Friend's for a change...
2. Will I have a happy life? Fergalicious, Fergie
3. What do my friends really think of me? Tik Tok, Ke$ha
4. Do people secretly lust after me? My life would suck without you, Kelly Clarkson
5. How can I make myself happy? Fireflies, Owl City
6. What should I do with my life? Falling Down, Selena Gomez
7. What is some good advice for me? Fly To Your Heart, Selena Gomez (Good! LOL)
8. How will I be remembered? Magic, Selena Gomez.
9. What is my signature dancing song? Naturally, The Scene, Selena Gomez
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Teardrops on My Guitar, Taylor Swift
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? You Belong with me, Taylor Swift
12. What song will play at my funeral? Push me to the floor, The Parlotones
13. What type of men/women do you like? Waka Waka, Shakira
14. What is my day going to be like? Watcha Say, Jason Derulo
15. What will tomorrow bring? You're Not Sorry, Taylor Swift.
Now I am going to do the same thing but I am going to pick my own songs...
1. How does the world see you? The Way I Are, Timbaland, LOL!
2. Will I have a happy life? My life would suck without you, Kelly Clarkson (Well...ya)
3. What do my friends really think of me? Stand by me
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Naturally, Selena Gomez
5. How can I make myself happy? Sugar, Flo Rida ft. Wynter
6. What should I do with my life? Leave out all the rest, linkin park
7. What is some good advice for me? All good things come to an end, Nelly Furtado, well thats depressing
8. How will I be remembered? I caught Myself, Paramore
9. What is my signature dancing song? Waka Waka, Shakira
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Lets Get Lost, Some part in Eclipse
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Magic, Selena Gomez
12. What song will play at my funeral? My heart will go on, Celine Dion
13. What type of men/women do you like? Lovestory, Taylor Swift
14. What is my day going to be like? Fergalicious, Fergie
15. What will tomorrow bring? The Climb, Miley Cyrus...WHATEVER
Your Real Name: Isabel
2.Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of real name + ‘izzle’): Isaizzle
3. Your Detective Name (favorite color + favorite color animal): Purple Cat
4. Your Soap Opera Name (Middle name + current street name): Lilia Regent
5. Your "SSOOMMEETTHHIINNGG" Name (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Rafishin
6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color + favorite drink): Green Fanta
7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Sfiostl (Sfi-os-tl)
8. Your Witness-Protection Name (mother's middle name): Shantel
9. Your Goth Name: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Toby
10. Your hobo name: (Your least favorite color and your least favorite food): Red Pea
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Wantingcoraline2
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The Wantingcoraline2 Of Paradise
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Let's Face The Music and Wantingcoraline2
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Wantingcoraline2 Makes Everything Better
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
You Too Can Have A Wantingcoraline2 Like Mine
6. To someone you dislike?
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Wantingcoraline2 Knows for Sure
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Avez-Vous Un Wantingcoraline2
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Things Go Better with Wantingcoraline2
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Little. Yellow. Different. Wantingcoraline2
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Beware of Expensive Wantingcoraline2
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
If You Like A Lot Of Wantingcoraline2 On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Not Just Nearly Wantingcoraline2, But Really Wantingcoraline2
13. What are the best words to describe you?
The World's Local Wantingcoraline2
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Wantingcoraline2 Comes to Those Who Wait
15. Your last words before you die...
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Wantingcoraline2
16. Your message to a special someone..
Hand-Built by Wantingcoraline2
17. Title of this post will be...
Wantingcoraline2 Tested, Mother Approved
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