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HEY!!

So i like hate filling profiles with stuff about you its like, "dude who wants to hear about you all day."

So im filling mine with funny funicalal stuff!!

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) (LOL, me either)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

46. Accept your F by saying "See, me and you, we're like this. I knew the grade I was going to get even before I got it. Always thinkin!" Then, while tapping you're head while looking back at your teacher, run into a door.

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

§FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

§FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

§FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

§FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

§FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

§FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

§FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

§FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

§FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

§FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

§FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

§BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

§FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

§FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

§FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

§FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

§FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

§FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

§FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

§FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

§FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

§FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

§FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

§FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

§FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

§FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

§FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

§FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

§FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

§FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries

MORE FUNNY RANDOM STUFF!!

§One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

§Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

§Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

§Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

§Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would i keep looking after I found it?

§It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

§If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

§If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JAMES STARK!!

§"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

§Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

§Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

§Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

§One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

§I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

§Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

§If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

§1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

§We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

§Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

§A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"

§Keep staring I might do a trick.

§All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s

§-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

§-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

§-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

§-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

§-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

§-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

§-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

§-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

§-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

§-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.

§-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

§-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

§-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

§-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

§-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

§-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

§-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

§-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

§-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

§-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

§-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

§-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

§-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

§-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

§-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

§-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

§-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

§-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

§-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

§-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

§-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

§-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

§-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

§-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

§-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

§-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

§-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

§-I do not deny everything.

§-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

§-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

§-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

§-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

§-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

§-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

§-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

§-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

§-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

§-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

§-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

§-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

§-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

§Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

§If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

§You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

A CUTE BOY AND GIRL THING!!

§Girl: Do you like me?

§Boy: no

§Girl: Do you think I'm pretty

§Boy: no

§Girl: which would you chose me or you life?

§Boy: my life

§Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?

§Boy: no

§Girl: I heard enough

§As she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:

§I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE!

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If you could read that put it in your profile

If vampires are real, post it.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if robert patterson and taylor latner told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

If you like waffles go read my stories!! and copy and paste in your profile!!

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile

If you like this copy and paste into your profile: If god gives you lemons... get a new god." :o)

If you really want a Motorcycle for your eighteenth birthday, post this on your profile.

If your up half the night, post this on your profile.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like this copy and paste into your profile: If god gives you lemons... get a new god." :o)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you really want a Motorcycle for your eighteenth birthday, post this on your profile.

If your up half the night, post this on your profile.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish


If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile

If you like this copy and paste into your profile: If god gives you lemons... get a new god." :o)

If you really want a Motorcycle for your eighteenth birthday, post this on your profile.

If your up half the night, post this on your profile.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Hate Mail by AnimalCookie reviews
All celebrities get hate mail - but even sweet, innocent Sonny Monroe? Hate can be a very powerful emotion. How far will it go? Where will it take some people? And how long will it take an emotion to become dangerous?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,863 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Sonny Day's Are Gone by I Know Love Hurts 2010 reviews
New reporters have said that chad has died and Sonny believes them, after she finds he's ok, she is in horrible car crash and is in a coma. Will she wake up or leave chad heart broken? For PurpleTwilight9720's Sonny With A Chad Contest. Complete Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,953 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sonny with a Chance of Losing Him by yetti reviews
Yes, it's another Sonny/Chad, but don't worry, it's different. Sonny slams the door and huffs past Tawni in the dressing room, but they hear a crash outside the door. What could it be?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,777 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sonny with a Chance of Death by StopDropRun reviews
When Sonny finds out that her Grandmother died who will be there to comfort her? And who will the there when her life just keeps getting worse and worse? Sonny/Chad Rated T for Language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,163 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Sonny With a Stalker by quogan-is-the-bomb reviews
It's sonny's birthday and she gets a text who she presumes is from Chad. It's not really Chad. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
I Need You To Know by AnnCoolGirl reviews
"No I meant it, I love you Sonny, but do you love me," I ask hoping for a yes. "Chad I don't love you," she says and my heart shatters once again. May not seem like it but ALOT OF CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
What Would It Feel Like? by SupernaturalFreak101 reviews
Picks up right where "The Ember Island Players" left off. Aang point of view and thoughts after the play. OneShot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete