xXx Daughter of Hermes xXx
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HI!! Savannah here, well i think fanfiction is awesome aand for the 58 people who dont and are reading this, YOUR A HOBKNOCKER!! and yes thats from i carly but i know what that means and its gross. so anyway im a BIG fan of percy jackson and the olympains, harry potter, star wars, house of night and the secrets of the immortal nikolas flemel. i love all movies and my fav is The Breakfast Club or star wars episoad 6 movie 3.

Name:Savannah G.

Age:as if. im not stupid.

gender:female

fav colors in order:black, blue, red, green, orange and yellow

fav bands/solo artists:boys like girls, avril lavigne, taylor swift, the all-american rejects, owl city, anarbor, bowling for soup, kightsbridge,smash mouth,and songs from the 10 yeasr of pokemon sound track

fav songs:five minutes to midnight,complacated,1985, all star, you and i,white horse,one more sad song, and vanilla twilight

what i cant live without:books, fiends and the computer

catchphrase:WHAT THE H!?!?!

List 12 characters in no particular order

1.Luke Castellian (PJO)

2. Luke Skywalker (star wars)

3. Ethen (PJO)

4. Josh (the secretes of Nickolas Flemel)

5. Laya (star wars)

6. Nico (PJO)

7.Darth Vader (star wars. Duh!!)

8.John Dee (the secretes of the immortal Nickolas Flemel)

9.Erin (house of night

10.Snape (harry potter)

11.percy (PJO)

12.Han Solo (star wars)

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Yes, percyXnico is a good gay pair.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES!! VERY!!!!!!!!!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sooo weird! John is evil and Han is good. John wants all hummani to die and the elders to come back to power, and Han is in a galaxy far far away but the kid would join the emperor and destroy the republic or join John and kill all the hummani. It would be bad.

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

I’ve read some but I can’t remember them spasificly

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO!!!!!!!!!!! Luke S. is all nice and gets a happy life. Nico is all emo and is a half-blood and is a Hades kid!!! Wouldn’t work.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/nine. Snape and laya is plain wrong. Erin is perfect even for laya even if she’s a girl.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

NO!!!! NOT A PRETTY PICTURE!!!! JHON AND LUKE C.?!? WTFH???!!! THEY WOULD KILL EACH OTHER!!!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

An hour ago. It was awesome.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Luke C. and Darth Vader are in a happy relationship until Erin runs off with Darth, Luke is brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with percy and a brief unhappy affair with Nico, then follows the advice of laya and finds true love with han solo.

0_o . . . well Luke Castellian is gay. But his and nico's affair should have been happy!! Han is not his soul mate!!!!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

John would win. Vader might have a light saber but john has magic and he can use his aura as a shield or weapon so, ya get the point. oh id feal awesome and sit by wit popcorn and

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

She would be my best friend after we met and Id help her stop the republic!!!!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

HOLY SHIZELL!!!!! PERCY!! IM TELLING ANNABETH AND JOHN, WHAT THE H!!!! IM FINE WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT 1.PERCYS GOOD 2. JOHNS EVIL 3.PERCY YOU HAVE A GF 4.JOHN NEEDS TO GO DIE IN A CORNNER!!! And, Percy, your mom and stepdad r home Sooo ummmm bye.

It would be nasty and gross!!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Steal his light saber and kill him with my awesome skills then join the dark side.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Go find Shawnee and then wed talk to her and tell her that eye patches r so no cool and that she needs to realize that he’s evil.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Go find laya and tell her so she won’t get raped.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Go slap him, pull out the light saber I stole from Luke and chop him up and report to the emperor cuz I’m now Darths sith in training, Darth rose!!

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

If he tried to slit his wrists id be ok with it cuz hes on Kronos side and is gonna be Kronos’s host and that sucks so I’d go comfort him.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I’d hug him and tell him to say hi to scatty for me.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

I’d ask why he wanted my purple hairbrush and say if you wanted to use it, go ahead.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Darth, Erin and Josh. Well id wonder why my sith master is singing the barney theme song so I’d go down there and ask why, he’d say it’s because it’s part of my training and then id run and get 1,2,3,5,6,8,10,11, and 12 and we’d have a party. Then the emperor would pop up and tell me that I’m his favorite and start doing the robot. and then id sneak of to my room to get my stolen light saber and stab luke s. for the second time while the emperor was in a conga line.

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Luke skywalker and Percy. Well id wonder how mr.skywalker is alive and then chop him up with his own light saber again and then ask mr.jackson is he knew where Nico is cuz I want my hairbrush back.

30.(12) and (1) are in a happy ralationship untill (1) finds that (12) and (5) are having an affair so (1) runs back to (6)and they get back together.

han solo and luke c. r in a happy relationship untill luke finds that han laya are having an affair so luke runs back to nico and they get back together.

yay all right!!!!!


fav piarings in books/movies

percy jackson piarings

1.percyxnico

2.lukexnico

3.percyxannabeth

4.zoexartemis

house of night piarings

1.jackxdamien

2.zoeyxstark

3.zoeyxstevie ray

4.ericxdamie

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

“It ends tonight" the all-american rejects, Move along (i give the final blow. iguess i . . . end things? i dunno.)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

“break out! break out" all time low, put up or shut up (THEY HATE ME!?!?!?!)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

“real thing"boys like girls, love drunk (falling in love. . . so true)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

“thnks fr th mmrs" fall out boy, infinity on high (2+2=thnks fr th mmrs)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

“21 and invicable" something corporate, north (that we'll get married at 21, his mom would lik that. . .)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

“dont stop belevin'" journey, journeys greatest hits (. . .)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

“white horse" taylor swift, fearless (so true. Im not your princess.)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

“contagious" boys like girls, love drunk (a sick person? well. . . . . . .)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

“break your heart" all time low, nothing personal (that im gonna break his heart. oh so very true.)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

“love drunk" boys like girls, love drunk single (the liked me when they were drunk. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . )

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

“Welcome to the Black Parade" My Chemical Romance, The Black Parade (well, it is about death, so methinks its fitting)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"Hurricane Streets" Hey Monday, Hold on Tight (predicting the weather?)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"Remember the Name" Fort Minor, The Rising Tied (no one knows who I am...psh! you guys know me!)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

“Runaway Love" Justin Bieber, My World 2.0 (um...apparently we used to be lovers and then they ran away...awkward)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

“Follow Me Down" 3OH!3, Almost Alice (HELL NO! falling into the rabbit hole and going to Underland would be a blessing!)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

“Forever or Never" Cinema Bizarre, BANG! (broken heart)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

"Should've Said No" Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift (saying no to my BF who cheated on me? once again...HELL NO! that BF was a son of a bitch and got what he deserved! and yes, this really happened to me)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

"Live Every Second" Tokio Hotel, SCREAM (living my life? this one should go under MOTTO!)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

"Crushcrushcrush" Paramore, RIOT! (yea, my crush not loving me back does tend to make me cry...)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

"I Run To You" Lady Antebellum, Lady Antebellum (yup! :D)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

“The Diary of Jane" Breaking Benjamin, Phobia (yea very true...I have a REALLY crazy friend named Jane...I really don't wanna know what's in her diary)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

“Hero/Heroine" Boys Like Girls, Boys Like Girls (yup, my hero)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

“Don't Gimme That" Aloha From Hell, No More Days to Waste (listening to my BF who cheated on me lie to my face? HELL NO)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

"Brick By Boring Brick" Paramore, Brand New Eyes (living in a mundane, boring world when you know that there is magic and mystery out there somewhere...yea)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

“Get Back to Hogwarts" Ensemble, A Very Potter Musical (rolling around on the ground like malfoy)

SOME of my MANY "what the HELL" molments

when luke turned evil

when my bff moved away, WITH OUT TELLING ME UNTILL SHE WAS ALLREADY THERE!!

yesterday when i wanted some koolaide but it was ALL GONE!! and the plastic container was still in the fridge!

when my mom gave me "the talk"

when i had a dream that me and my friends got cupcakes and i called the blue one but jermey got it and i got the orange one so i through it at the wall and clay, haley and montaz were licking it of the wall. . .

when darth vader was all like "luke. i am your father."

when i was at my grandmas and my cousins were there and they pushed me in the pool

when ever my phone dies.


My life as a half-blood

name:Erin kenzi Wright

gender:female

daughter of: artemis

cabin number:7

side:olympians

powers:able to turn into animals


MY personal nicknames

*savy (ex: "Savy, why is everyone all emo is today?" that example is from one of my friends,maggie)

*savey (ex:"hay savey! can you kill jermey for me?" that was from haley!!")

*the annoying person (ex:"AH!! that annoying persons here!!!!" you can thank jermey for that one.)

*rose (ex:"ya know im gonna call you rose frome know on."clay.)

*Jenny, the 5th cousin to the scarecrow. (ex:"well if i were related to someone in the wizard of it would be the scarecrow. id be his 5th cousin on his stepmoms side!" thank me!)



To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


I'm begging you not to read this. don't read it if ur superstitious at least, or if u have a weak stomach don't read it!! OH! And if u hav no profile, don't even read THIS!! O_O

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. (Holy crap. I read this and it freaked me out sooo i jst posted it. HOLY CRAP!! REPOST! SERIOUSLY! I got shivers after reading this... O_O)

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
YES, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile!

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. xD

MY NAMES!! :D

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): SAVIZZLE!

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): BLACK LEPARD

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): ROSE LELAND

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): GIVSATES

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): PINK DR.PEPPER

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): AVRAESN

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): DAWN

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): BLACK BEAST

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) STRAWBERRY RAPE

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) NEON GREEN HOOK


Opening Credits: For a pessimist im pretty optimistic-paramor-riot! (BEST MOVIE EVER!)

Waking Up: 1985-bowling for soup-a hangover you dont deserve (id be up and dancing around while my mom would tell me to turn it down and shut up! XDDDD)

First Day At School: six feet under the stars-all time low-so wrong its right (well awesome first day of school but. . . sounds more like a first date song)

Falling In Love: crushcrushcrush-paramore-riot! (MAKES NO SENCE AT ALL!!!rofl)

Fight Song: it ends tonight-all american rejects-move along (must be a sad fight like in the movies when they just dont show the sound and the people look pissed and then the girl crys)

Breaking Up: thats what you get-paramore-riot! (hes dead. he really hurt me if is this song.)

Prom night: thnks fr th mmrs-fall out boy-infinity on high (well, CRAZY AWESOME SAD PROM!!!)

Life:sk8er boi-avril lavigne (sureeeee. . . . . . . . . . . . lets go with that)

Mental Breakdown:when we die-bowling for soup-the great burrito extortion case (yes!!! i had a mental breakdown to this before!)

Driving:lost in stereo-all time low-nothing personal (0_o!!!! watch out world im gonna kill you! LAMO!)

Flashback: remebering sunday-all time low-so wrong its right (yep tital even says rembering. i didnt cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Getting back together: gives you hell-all american rejects-move along (well this wont work. . . . . . well.)

Wedding: when it rains-paramore-riot! (i see. . . a devorce in my future)

Birth of Child: you and i-anarbor-free your mind (well,sure. it would work. . .)

Final Battle: one more sad song-all american rejects-the all american rejects (No comment.)

Funeral Song: high school never ends-bowling for soup-a hangover you dont deserve (ROFL!! Fate's got something against us, lmao xDDD)

Final Credits: 21 guns by Green Day (My life/movie has a AWESOME soundtrack lmao xDD It toatly fits and I love each and every song!! I wouldn't mind hearing them randomly play out of nowhere during these moments so I can jam out to all my fav tunes! lol xDD)

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 () You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow

18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

If you've x'd out more than 20 of them in your mind while reading this, copy and paste this onto your profile and x them for real! xDD

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't, it will become the opposite.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in an angel's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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My name is chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swolen shut,
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
what else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish i were better,
I wish i weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else i'm locked up,
All day long.

When im awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is so dark,
My folk's aren't home.

Whem my mommy does come home,
I'll try to be nice,
So maybe i'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From charlie's bar.

I heard him curse,
My name is called,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault,
He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And run to the door...

He's already locked it,
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,
But its too late,
His face had been twisted,
into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and pain,
Again and again,
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!

And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
Where i lie motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris,
I am three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

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Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life it was on the right side of town.
She unpacked her things with such great ease.
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.
How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon.
There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be.
On the first day of school, everything went great.
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout,
And dating this guy would sure help her out.
There was only one proble! ! m stopping her fate.
Her parents had said she was too young to date.
"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.
Her parents frowned but said, "All right."
Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies,
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?
Well the pizza was good, and the party was great,
But the moonlight ride would have to wait.
For Jeff was half drunk by this time.
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble,
And heard, call an ambulance!
These kids are in trouble!
Voices she
heard...a few words at best.
But she knew there were two cars
involved in the wreck.
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive.
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad.
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head,
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead.
They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car!? "Jenny cried.
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done
I only wanted to have just one night of fun."
"Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,
And wish I could return their families to them."
"Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.

Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes.
And a few moments later Jenny died.
A man asked the nurse,
"Why didn't you do your best?"
To bid that girl her one last request?"
She looked at the man with eyes so sad.
"Because the people in the other car
were her mom and dad."

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"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

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High School by THA musIc GuY reviews
AU. When Annabeth Chase transfers to Goode High, she doesn't in the least believe that her life will undergo any sort of change. Trust a certain sea-green eyed boy to prove her wrong. Percabeth. A senior year story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Heat by Colt reviews
a Percy/Nico short story collection. Rated for suicide attempt and suggestive content, cause we all know teenagers don't make passes at each other, right? And some emoing. Of course.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,968 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
Second Generation DemiGods by musicalradiance reviews
Annabeth is the single mother of twin girls. I suck at summaries. full listed in story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Annabeth C.
Little Ocean, Smallest Sea by UnluckyWriter reviews
During a fight with Kronos and the Demigods, Percy was turned into a 5-year old! With no memory of who he was, Percy's stuck with...Luke. Contains slash! And some potty-mouthing! Pairings: Luke/Percy and others...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,294 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Luke C., Percy J.
Athena's New Love by MikhaelK reviews
Percy's now God of the Tidal Waves and living a good life on Olympus. Although, he's having a rather "complicated" relationship with Athena. If you like stories that include all the Gods, this is for you. Percy x Athena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,825 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Percy J., Athena
Normal Just isn't me by Kelsey-Short reviews
Holly is back at camp only to learn the the Titan Selene is trying to take over Nyx's Realm. It is up to Holly and her friends to stop her but what will happen when they run into a clueless Demigod. NEEDS A BIT OF REVISION
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,676 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My Life Just Got a Lot More Exciting by Kelsey-Short reviews
When 13 year old Holly runs away from home she runs right into trouble. She soon discovers that she is the daughter of a powerful goddess and hopefully with the help of Percy she will survive this. NEEDS REVISION but has a good plot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,649 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Break Myself by Colt reviews
Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
The NeverEnding Labyrinth by percabethatw reviews
Takes place when Annabeth and Percy are 17. They're in a band with Luke and Grover. All about their life of fame. The Last Olympian didn't happen. R&R! PLEASE! :D PERCABETH PROMISED IN THE FUTURE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,591 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Scattered Memories on the Floor by Felicity Dream reviews
After Luke's death, two take it especially hard. They sleep together, Hermes deals with the aftermath, Percy doesn't know if he hates or loves Luke or sure where Hermes fits in. Then there's Annabeth. And his sexuality. And everything else. Angsty!Hercy, coming of age and out of the closet for Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - [Hermes, Percy J.] Athena, Triton
Immortal love by DragoNik reviews
Percy dies on Olympus against Kronos. Annabeth accepts immortality from her mother. But what happens years later when a mysterious attack occurs at Camp Half-Blood! Who's the mysterious hooded figure? Read to find out :D Reviews appreciated :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Falling again by Fanficgal357 reviews
What if, when Edward left in NM the wolves didn't get to Bella in time and she was changed by Laurent. What would happen if 75 years later Bella meets up with the Cullens in Forks again. But she's got new friends and a new name. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,179 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Go With The Flow by Adonai63 reviews
AU. Percy is living a double life and he has spent the sixteen years of his life living up to his family name, and he's planning to do just that for the rest of his life. That is until he meets the new student, Annabeth Chase. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,727 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Bringing Back the Dead by iAmThePaintedLady reviews
Someone has left Camp Half Blood and decided to join Kronos' side. Percy needs that person back so that they have a better chance of winning against the Titan's. Will Percy be able to bring that person back? Or Will they stay with Kronos? Sequal to Masked
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
The Life of Andromeda JacksonDaughter of Posiedon by sky-diving purple kangaroo reviews
Andromeda "Andy" Jackson is 7 years old when she leaves her brother to join the Hunters of Artemis after they save her. She leaves the Hunters the same night the di Angelos are found. Possible Nico/oc in later chapters. Rated T for injury and death. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
I think i'm going crazy over you by ForeverRose123 reviews
Bella's at her Uncle's funeral when she sees her dead uncle next to her. She tells her parents and they think she's crazy and send her away to a mental institute in New York. She meets the gang and things will never be the same again. B/J A/Ed R/Em ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,220 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Percy not Bianca by AnikaandAj reviews
What if Percy went inside of Talos instead of Bianca in TTC. Did he really die? Chiron discovers he may not be dead and Thalia, Grover, Bianca, and Annabeth search to find out the truth before Luke. Will they be successful? Set after TTC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,767 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bianca A., Percy J. - Complete
Amy's Answers by Egan reviews
Talk to Amy and ask her questions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010
Abstract by ej8012 reviews
This was not what Percy was expecting. He always loved Nico- as a brother. But when something's up with Nico, can Percy come to his sense in time to save the other? Maybe life is just too abstract for Percy. And maybe Nico doesn't want to be saved. Slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,170 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Big Brother? by Cutezipie reviews
Tony finds out that he is now a big brother, will he tell the team? Will his father find out? And will Tony and Ziva finally get together? Case fic too. Besides Tiva family themes. Formerly Mistakes. Please R&R thanks!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Tony D.
LOVE by xxbochixx reviews
After being beaten by a newbie, two different rivals are forced to cooperate so they can get back on top. But cooperation isn't the only thing blooming with these singers. Warnings: AU, incest, use of real people. PercyxNico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
The Underworld files by Voldy's Worst Nightmare reviews
a series of oneshots in the pint of view of OC Cora McPherson, a mortal girl who works for Hades and has been sent to Camp Half-blood for training. Only Hermes because of wars against his kids. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Percy J., Hermes
Wife Swap Files Book One: Demigods and Vampires by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
This is the first story in a planned series about different book characters going on Wife Swap. The Cullens including Jacob and Renesmee's children swap wives with Percy and Annabeth's family. What will happen? Will they discover each others secrets? R&R.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Esme, Annabeth C.
NCIS Is Just Awesome by Noraque reviews
Gibbs and Jenny in a hammock? Sure. What else could make the whole team burst into song? Mild Jibbs, Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
His Kiss by AlreadyTakenByYou reviews
"His kiss made me realise that I love him, his scream made me realise that I can't live without him." I said with confidence, slipping my arm from Edward's stunned grip and walking away from everything that I had wanted yesterday to follow what I needed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob
My Girl by Piper Elizabeth reviews
"Dr. Brennan never arrived at the Jeffersonian." A case from Booth's past comes back to haunt him. After Brennan goes missing, will Booth be able to save her on time? Will their relationship survive? Booth/Brennan
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 108,160 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
What if by ID.beLIEve reviews
This story plot is good but I'm going to rewrite it, wait for a later version of this thnx
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy Jackson and the Prison of the Gods by Project Phoenix Agent 003 reviews
In the final battle between Percy and Kronos, Annabeth betrays Percy and all of Olympus. Kronos rises. Luke survives. The gods are imprisoned. Percy is sent to Ogygia before he is killed. Now, a year later, Percy is back to settle the score. And he's mad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,837 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
What is Love? by MissFrodoBaggins reviews
Percy accepts who he is. When Nico popps up in his life, he thinks he's found the missing piece of the puzzle to his heart. Will they survive, or will it be a rocky road downhill? SLASH. rated M for language, mature concepts, and sexual refrecnes :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Fire and Ice: Year 5 by DJK2087 reviews
Since Haylee's having a relationship with her brother's arch enemy something's bound to go down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,996 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Heartless Trio by Birdman69 reviews
3 cousins are preserved in time by their powerful immortal fathers for a war later on. *Takes place after BOTL
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010
Alone by YamiTenshiKoi reviews
PercyxLuke, set after Luke leaves camp. "I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry I always make you cry. I'm sorry I leave you when you need me the most. And I'm sorry for breaking your heart... I can't ever say sorry enough for all the things I've done to hurt you."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! by Pickle Daisy reviews
What did the mortals see at that fateful day on the bus in TLT? A short news article telling what everyone else saw. SHORT. Be warned! Don't like, don't read. Simple. Most likely a one shot, by maybe I'll continue it. You never know. R&R if your nice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010
Dialect's Answers by Egan reviews
Ask any question about Dialect and he will answer. Each question gets it's own chapter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
A Sister, Chuck Norris, and Poop by bobweirdy reviews
Well, I was really bored when I wrote this, and it's just a parody. Percy has a sister, centaurs go wild, barney craps himself, and Chuck Norris hitches a ride from Chiron. Oh yeah, it's that random.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The PINA COLADA Show by child of the gallows reviews
Hiya! I'm Liz, and my friend Lyn and a guy named Wyatt the Top Hat Salesman are bringing in Twilight characters to our studio to interview them! Don't come if you're not in the mood to laugh at idiots! If you're not... WELL, come anyway!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
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Breaking them for all the right reasons reviews
ADOPTED BY Amber of the Warrior Elves
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
the tails of a high school drama reviews
this is how high school goes for percy and his friends. its AU and has some slash. percyXluke. i love feedback and flames are halairous when people have no reason to flame but because its slashy. have fun!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete