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Author has written 9 stories for Zombieland, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Invader Zim, Crazies, 2010, Forgotten Realms, and Hanna is not a Boys Name.

Hey everybody, sorry for lack of updates and stories! I probably won't get around to a handful of them at all anymore so I also apologize for that.

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20 WAYS TO MAKE SNAPE GO CRAZY! by ABC Cullen reviews
Draco,Harry,Ron,Ginny and Hermione are in their final year at Hogwarts and the boys trick hermione into pranking snape.But what happens when it brings snape and hermione closer together, will romance follow. Don't like, don't read. All OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 34,766 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dreams by NotSorry reviews
It starts with Loki visiting his dreams. Things escalate from there. Follows the key events in Tony and Loki's relationship, involving the dreams that they share and how intimate that type of magic really is.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,748 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
The Sky is Ever so Blue by Rosemary-Raven reviews
I was a nobody. I had no home, no name, and no race to call my own. All that changed on that fatefull night. Hellboy/OC I hope you guys like it!
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hellboy
Everyone Loves Coulson by Parker Stark reviews
Phil Coulson has Nightmares, and they only seemed to be solved by a warm body next to him. Cue his whole team deciding to solve this problem together. Everyone/Coulson, Everyone/Everyone
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
How To Win A Game of Tag by Jewel Queen reviews
Loki wants to play a game. Tony isn't so sure...at first. Then he kinda gets into the swing of things and makes Loki start to regret messing with him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Guide You Home by Misato reviews
Aside from the whole "hallucinating Phil Coulson everywhere he goes" thing, Clint thinks he's holding up fairly well. Clint/Coulson, post-movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Cellist by Elpin reviews
When Loki comes to Midgard he decides to infiltrate SHIELD in order to understand what he's up against. Loki/Coulson because my sister Rokkis demanded it. All flames go to her. :P Warning: slash and het!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Darling, I have loved you for a thousand years by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
Tony didn't know when it happened, he just knew it did. /Slash/
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Shield Applications by certifiably reviews
In which a car explodes, Captain America does not throw his shield, Hawkeye borrows the keys, and Tony's day has never been so stupid.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Line in the Sand by Verdreht reviews
Tony's little experiment: he needed to see where Steve drew the line. He needed to find the line to toe it, toe it to cross it, and cross it to redraw it so that Steve might finally act on the feelings Tony was sure he had. Tony/Steve slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Three Men in an Office by J. Avery reviews
In order to save Benson's job, Mordecai is forced to tell Mr. Maellard how he and Benson ended up together. Otherwise known as their love story in five sappy songs.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Mordecai, Benson - Complete
I Know It's Crooked by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Hanna's got this debilitating condition. It's called "responsibility". Ultimately, Worth blames him for this particularly frustrating annecdote. Hannapocalypse Conworth. Set just after "Smoke Signals".
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Two Men in Suits by J. Avery reviews
On top of the roof, in formal attire, Mordecai tells Rigby a secret he already knows. Mordecai/Benson, Mordecai and Rigby friendship.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Paparazzi by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
It's not an obsession. Pompous Pep.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Vlad M., Danny F.
Night in the Lonesome October by MrTicklepaws reviews
Canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's postapocaverse. Title from Calabrese song. Worth has a headache, so he harasses Conrad and they have a little special moment involving pain and petticoats.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Reasons to Object by NINJA-RENKA reviews
After years of bachelorhood, billionaire Vladimir Masters is preparing to walk down the aisle with a woman that everyone thinks is his perfect match. Well, everyone but a certain spectral superhero who just doesn't know how to feel about her. Vlad/Danny
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Creeping Messiah Complex by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Picture Perfect by J. Avery reviews
And Mordecai and Benson had to be together. They just had to.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Mordecai, Benson - Complete
Bad Habit by jjjawbreakersss reviews
Goku has returned five years after leaving with Shenlong, and on his birthday Vegeta realises that old habits die hard. G/V yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Vegeta, Goku
Pottermore by EbonyBlack1 reviews
Harry struggles with Pottermore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Redmail by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
Grell uses his amazing Reaper powers of manipulation to get a night in bed with Sebastian. However, while sex does seem to be his original objective, maybe he'll end up wanting more than that, after all. SebastianxGrell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,868 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Gravity Room by Marks-With-Markers reviews
Vegeta has an unexpected dream, which starts everything.Just when Vegeta is about muster up the courage to tell Goku of his feelings, an unexpected person shows up and his plans go down the drain. That is, until Goku goes into the Gravity Room.AU.Yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,549 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Goku, Vegeta
Prove to Me You're Not by BatistaCenaGal312 reviews
Jeff meets his match in one of Annie's friends, but will he be able to get past her insecurities to prove she's what he wants... Jeff/OC
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,470 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jeff W. - Complete
Shades of Gray by niteryde reviews
Three years after the Cell games and his father's death, Gohan is having a hard time, physically and emotionally. Bulma decides to ask her husband to help... will her plan work or will Vegeta's involvement only make things worse? Some BV.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,170 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
A Butchered Masterpiece: The CDF Movie by roxypony reviews
;My commentary on the movie our fandom loves to hate. ;NOT reccomended for movie lovers, you've been warned; also contains lots of language.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Jeux du Coeur by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
He's watched this game play on long enough, now he will take control of the pieces. Undertaker/Grell/William
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Undertaker, Grell S.
The Con by Stroots reviews
Joker is running from Batman and runs right into a con! What trick is he up to now? YAOI Bats/Mr. J If you don't like don't read. No sex.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Papilionis by Cracktastical reviews
Some butterflies were just never meant to be free. One-sided Balthazar/Dave slash. Rated T for safety.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Balthazar B., Dave S. - Complete
The Ring by FairyNiamh reviews
Jim pops the question in a most unique way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/4/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Opposites Attract by Kelcat reviews
Two men, complete opposites, find in each other what they didn't even realize they were looking for.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,657 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
It had been three weeks by spellwing777 reviews
Their is such as thing as to MUCH jewelry.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Lipstick by TheMidnightLemon reviews
After eight months of no Joker to chase after Batman finds himself strangely excited when he hears the villain has escaped Arkham. But how will he feel when he finds the Joker with the villain queen of Gotham? Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Mine Is The Heart I Will Save by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"You know there's nothin' I wouldn't do for ya, Bats. If you'd just bend a little." Joker makes an offer that Batman cannot refuse. Batman/Joker slash, Nolan-verse, sex, violence, language, angsty!Bats, drunk!Bats, gentle!Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Dragon Mistress by Luvlylady reviews
I smiled and felt dragonflies in the pit of my stomach. This is too wierd.' When a new teacher is called to Hogwarts, Severus finds there's something childish yet alluring about her. Will sparks fly? Literally? Snape/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,048 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Severus S., OC
7 Fluffy Days with Balthazar and Dave by ArsenicAngel reviews
7 short tales of romance and humor between Dave and Balthazar. Contains slash and fluff; no lemons or limes. Inspired by the fanfic100 community on LJ. Specific prompts are listed in the A/N section of each story.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Balthazar B., Dave S. - Complete
Second Chance by Lady Memory reviews
COMPLETE. Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form. My answer to the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 141,118 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Even Worth Knows Gingers Are Adorable by Stitchpunk reviews
"The first time Worth met Hanna was in the autumn. And he was holding his own guts in with his hand. Worth sighed." A possible way for Hanna and Worth to have become friends.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth - Complete
20 Things Not To Do Whilst Playing Silent Hill by clawswrites reviews
Some a few friends and I came up with whilst playing Silent Hill. A guide to playing Silent Hill with a humorous view on things. No flames.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Never Meant To End by Pantsless Ghost reviews
No matter how much he regrets it he will never be able to take it back. Slight slash and character death.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Heartbreak Down by NorwegianWood23 reviews
Jim Kirk doesn't do love. Or so he thought.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Published: 2/2/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Twilight by aldamita reviews
In the event of a zombie apocalypse: Avoid Slaughterhouses.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Need by Ossiana of the BPRD reviews
Dr. Katherine Hayward comes to work at the B.P.R.D. as a research assistant to Abe. Things will get interesting as she adjusts to her new job and comes to know a certain red ape. Movie/comic-verse. HellboyOC.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,760 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Hellboy
Munchies by Neko Hoshi Hime Okami reviews
Tallahassee's in the worst mood he was seen in by Columbus. So when they stop for a restroom break, Columbus finds what Tallahassee wants. Talumbus!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Social Cohesion by alikat522 reviews
Sometimes people just fit together. Troy/Abed, shameless fluff.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
The Vampire Academy by BrambleclawIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
Welcome to the Vampire Academy! Please join us on our descent into hilarious hell for the clan. Kurda decides that it's time for the vampires in Vampire Mountain to get a formal education. Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kurda Smahlt, Darren Shan
My Love by Silverstar2424 reviews
Songfic about the way Kirk feels after Spocks death in the Wrath of Khan. Kirk/Spock Please R&R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Up in Smoke by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
When the world is falling apart, someone has to hold the seams together. Somebody's gotta be the hero- though it may not be the guy you expected. Suck it up, put up your fists, and run like hell. Conworth: a peculiar sort of not-quite-romance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Of Marmaduke and Zombies by trxr4kids reviews
Troy and Abed try to watch Marmaduke after the eventful night and a troubling question is brought up. Troy/Abed
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Troy B., Abed N. - Complete
Just One Time by dontwannarockdj reviews
It had happened awhile ago. Back before the missus had become the missus, and before there was the clear divide of sheriff and deputy. It had been after a few beers had been tossed back, a few laughs had been had. David/Russell.
Crazies, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2010 - David D., Russell C. - Complete
TVF: There Goes The Neighborhood by roxypony reviews
HALLOWEEN EDITION. All Darren wants is one normal Halloween with his 'family'... for Amela333 and RowanRawr's Contest!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010
Mr Crepsley and The Strange Teenagers by The American Ranger reviews
Larten stalks me and my buddy. But he starts feeling something for one of us. What will he do? Will he be glomped? Kissed? I don't know, but you will if you read!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
50 ways to annoy Professor Snape by SootyPhoenix reviews
How to annoy our favourite potions master! Sequil to 50 rules but can stand on its own, just for fun. yay for Snape and Dolly XD BEING REWRITTEN TO REMOVE ERRORS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Would You Do That? by Oceans in Hand reviews
Troy and Abed are early, killing time in the library playing rapid-fire 'would you do that'. Minor Jeff/Abed.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
Bed Intruder by queenofthelooneybin reviews
An extreme crack-fic about a certain YouTube sensation coming into the BAU. Hint: hide yo kids, hide yo wife
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Just Another Day in Hell by Standing on the Edge reviews
This is just basically a story i wrote and me and my two best friends are sisters and we meet the four survivors.. : I know the summary sucks but the story is good :
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
G'night Booksie by Enelya Telrunya reviews
The journal of Monica Mastrelli as she becomes Mr Crepsley's assistant and even falls in love with him. Being re-written under the name of The Vampire's First Assistant!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,652 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Mr. Crepsley
Damsel in Distress by MarsInsane reviews
Ciel is in London late at night waiting when Grell appears. GrellxCiel a piece of fluff so a bit on the sweet side.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ciel P., Grell S.
Together by The American Ranger reviews
Piccolo and Gohan spend a night together in a cave, where they both learn of their deep feelings for each other.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Gohan, Piccolo
Quoting David Bowie by Dajypop reviews
That poor theater attendant... Undertaker/William/Grell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Undertaker, Grell S. - Complete
Risk Assessment by Chiimeriical reviews
Logic dictated she keep her mouth shut. Her traitorous heart wanted otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cat Can't Swim by StripeGoggles reviews
Kyo falls into the pool, and Yuki is the only one who can save him. Tohru is oblivious and Shigure is behind it all...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Pardon by Eurral Eseret reviews
Morgan sniffed, using his shoulder to try and casually brush away the tears that had started to form. God, he felt pathetic. Crying in front of his superior…he couldn't go any lower.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/18/2010 - D. Morgan, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Worth Living by DarkAngel10003 reviews
Dib finds Zim alone, broken, and forgotten by his people. He helps Zim find a reason to live. But, is it worth it? One-shot. Possible ZADR, but can be taken as friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Dib, Zim
Monsters in My Closet by Bazaar Malay reviews
Trunks is sure there is something hiding in his closet, and who better to fight off the monster then his father, right?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Vegeta, Trunks - Complete
TVF4: Vampires Gone Wild by roxypony reviews
ITS DONE! 100 reviews and counting, eek! the Gang takes an unexpected trip...ever read Lord Of The Flies? Yeah. Warning: contains EXTREME OOC-ness.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Dancing with Death by bubblegum-buddy reviews
Grell asks his lady to dance at the Viscount's ball. The problem is, he can't dance. At all. .:Butler!Grell x Madame Red:.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
What Will Be, Will Be by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,777 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
50 ways to Kill Dolores Umbridge: Professor Style by jesuisnique reviews
Pondering life, Severus helps Minerva out and starts off a chain reaction that really shouldn't be in a story as paordic as this one. Maybe I'll write another story that involves this summary, one that actually fits, unlike this one. HA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S.
I like you, Mr Piccolo! by Kittysneko1119 reviews
The four times Gohan told Piccolo he likes him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Reactions by Dr. Hairspray reviews
Shigure and Ayame were never ones to shy from the spotlight. Sexiness ensues. AyaaShii.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
Zombieland by Tara Phoenix reviews
What happened after Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita, and Little Rock escaped? OC character Chicago got thrown into the mix is what. Surviving the Zombies is easy. Surviving each other is hard. Rated M just to be safe on the language
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 136 - Words: 267,839 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Tallahassee - Complete
The Rooming by The American Ranger reviews
Slytherin Queen 1.30's character, Erinn Marshwell, end's up locked in a few different rooms with various teachers and headmasters. Madness ensues! Warning: A lot of Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - OC, Severus S.
Rhymes Against the Dark Arts by MsDelightfullyInsane reviews
Harry and Hermione are stuck in Defense Against the Dark Arts with Professor Snape. So, Hermione decides it is the perfect time to declare her feelings for our favorite brooding professor. Rated M for language. Takes place when Ron is in the hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Zombieland: Total Insanity by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
Tallahassee and the gang go to places and go totally crazy! co-written with AbigailBreslinRocks13! crack-fic! totally random, funny and awesome!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010
Aubade by suncityblues reviews
"You can't help but think you're teetering on the edge of something painfully Breakfast Club. You decide to just ignore it." Conrad & Worth. Finished!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Madness With You by Celandrea reviews
An older Alice debates the wisdom of returning to Wonderland. But when a fortuneteller reveals there is someone waiting for her come back, she must decide whether she is truly ready to face the feelings she's held since her last visit. Two part story.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Insecurities by Chiimeriical reviews
They work both ways, you know. You're not the only one who has them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pieces of the Heart by evenflo78 reviews
After Elizabeth watches Will sail away on the Dutchman, she discovers she is not alone on the island. Someone has come back for her. Someone that will always have a place in her heart. AU/ but canon compliant. First POTC fic, feedback welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Slender by Gemini Star01 reviews
A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
White Balloons by Kosaka reviews
Harry convinces Snape to help with the memorial celebration a year after the Battle of Hogwarts and Ron ends up 'babysitting' as their former professor is still in rather ill health. He's not at all happy about it - at least, not at first. Snape/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Severus S., Ron W. - Complete
Staring by Chiimeriical reviews
Hermione has hereby decided to Stop Looking At Snape Heatedly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Appropriateness of Candles by Schildkroete reviews
McCoy is suffering from a serious case of First Date Nerves. Slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
His Son by PeaceLightVictory reviews
Leland Hawkins returns to speak with Jim after an unusual conversation with a cyborg. But he learns that his son does not need him any more.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Jim Hawkins, Long John silver - Complete
Cerberus by Chiimeriical reviews
She realized, in retrospect, that coming up with pet names for one's teacher was not the best way to spend an evening. Especially when those pet names had a tendency to slip out unintentionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Old Fashioned by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
When the subject had come up, Ples thought it was perhaps a good idea to take the chance to meet the boy's parents. Maybe it was flawed logic, but some little tick-tocking gear inside him said that it was important and proper. Light PlesVes.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Veser, Ples T. - Complete
Shopping Day by gothgrrl13 reviews
Wichita noticed a store near by where they were. She smirked, an idea coming to her. She looked back at the two. “Hey, who wants to go shopping?” She asked." Tallahassee/fem!Columbus, gender-bending
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
Always and Forever by RoxxiSanders reviews
Sometimes he has nightmares. Sometimes he wishes that it had been him instead. Sometimes he just wants to curl up and die but no matter what, he knows that one person will be there for him…always.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Lord Loss Vs The Elevator by Clovers-Charm reviews
Lord Loss gets stuck in the human world and battles agains people in the elevator!
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Lord Loss
A birthday smile for the dark prince by XxXVampires-are-awesomeXxX reviews
An entry for Roxypony's 'Happy birthday' story competition
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Mika Ver Leth - Complete
The Great Escape From a Real Life Hell by Kittyateaperson reviews
POV, pyramid head. Pyramid head has made his decision, and that is to leave silent hill forever. But he's immediately struck with a problem in reality, leaving him in an uncomfortable situation with a former silent hill guest. Romance HeatherXPyra
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Pyramid Head, Heather M.
Forgotten Memories, Healing Blossoms by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
It's a story about: The MABUDACHI TRIO! Can lifelong friends melt a heart of ice, or will the winter remain?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Hatori S. - Complete
Literacy by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Darren teaches Mr. Crepsley how to read. ONESHOT.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
The Note by The Moonstar9 reviews
Hwoarang leaves a note for Xiaoyu on her front porch. The note contains how Hwoarang feels about her. But Xiaoyu would have to figure it out. By time she gets done figuring it out...would it be too late? Thanks to Blanchefleur Forsythia for helping.
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - L. Xiaoyu, Hwoarang - Complete
HP Idol by TohruROX2221 reviews
The Harry Potter characters sing in an American Idol-esque game. Major profanity in Chapter 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P.
This Year's Love by Hannah-1888 reviews
Severus reflects on how it happened. SS/HG Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What You Can't Have by Tara Phoenix reviews
Just a short Oneshot. Nothing big or fancy, but I had a dream and this is what came of it. The things we want most are what we often can't have. Please R&R Rated M for language
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Little Rock - Complete
Give Thanks by LunaBelieves reviews
There's no turkey here, but there's something else.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Jim Doesn't Have To Know by art.nerd reviews
No one has ever asked McCoy why he's always on the Bridge.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
Lord Loss Encounters by Clovers-Charm reviews
Me and my mates meet Lord Loss and have different ways of greeting him. I know I do a lot of these but I change them a lil so they arent too much a like.
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Lord Loss - Complete
Reading is Sexy by musicmagic7 reviews
"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Branded For You by Elpin reviews
Snape/Draco, then Sn/Dr/Harry. Draco rescues Snape from Nagini and Harry finds out they love each other. Years later they're having problems while Harry is trying to cope with his own sexuality. How will their lives collide? ThreesomeSlash Read Warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Darren and Mr Sparkles by The-Saddest-Of-Them-All reviews
Wonder what happens when Darren meets Edward in a chartroom? Well, click the title to find out.....
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Snow and Ash by drekadair reviews
Entreri searches for Jarlaxle in the aftermath of a battle. Oneshot. Complete.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Obsession by Petal Painter reviews
A little drabble inspired by a very beautiful biology teacher in my bus-a person who has given me back inspiration after about a year's worth of not being able to write a proper paragraph.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Zhi Niao by Red Kasei reviews
Vegeta has never led a great life. Not even on Earth with a family is life fair to him. So he retreats to distraction. But is it enough? Especially when a budding half-Saiya-jin insists on opening him up? Yaoi. Gohan/Vegeta. Possible Goku/Vegeta
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,026 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Vegeta, Gohan
Gondola Ride by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
They say that a man and a woman who go on a gondola ride together are destined to become lovers. But Rasche didn't know that. So he asks Dia out on one, and Roland and Althea seem to find the situation hilarious. RaschexDia
Luminous Arc - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Rasche, Dia - Complete
Prom Date by walked-into-the-sky reviews
With prom just around the corner, Son Gohan finds himself the target of the many girls looking for the “perfect” date. Unfortunately for them, there is only one person he wants to spend such a special night with...Shounen Ai. Reposted.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Skeleton In The Closet by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
Deep below the ground lies the BPRD's greatest mistake. But what happens when one day the Bureau's greatest asset stumbles upon the agency's best kept secret?.......HB/OC
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Hellboy - Complete
The Brat by EVILinnocence666 reviews
Piccolo and Gohan reminisce about the first time Gohan told him he loved him. Yaoi ONESHOT. If you don't like it: DON'T READ IT!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
As the Sun rises by Jazyrha reviews
As certain as another day shall start, as certain as the sun will rise tomorrow, I shall always love Piccolo and he'll always be there for me. Because sometimes, all it takes to be truly happy is being irrational and believing. /Piccolo&Gohan Friendship/
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Simplicity by walked-into-the-sky reviews
During a conversation at the waterfall, Gohan puts Piccolo in an awkward position. Piccolo-Gohan Father-Son Fluff. One-Shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
The Coffee Shop by Razer Athane reviews
Every morning, she saw him sitting there, in the same chair, with the same order, with the same look on his face. Watching her. -Xiaorang, Oneshot-
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - L. Xiaoyu, Hwoarang - Complete
Useless Brat by LilyHellsing reviews
A short one-shot of how Darren thinks about Crepsley. About his secret feelings and such. R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Good Bye by snape'sbeststudent reviews
This is a poem about Snape and it is really short so there's not much more to say here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Fridays by elemesnedene reviews
Friday afternoon therapy with Severus Snape. Totally random.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S.
The Princess's Fool by Saya-Sama reviews
Sunset turns Kanda into a prism of reds, and Daisya's starings earn him a little more than he bargained for. Add some childhood games and names and what do you get? oneshot drabble. KandaxDaisya
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Kanda Yuu, Daisya B. - Complete
The King of the Labyrinth by notwritten reviews
About the King of the Labyrinth and the change in his life.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
But It's Snape! by Diosa2 reviews
Fomer professor and student meet again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
30 Ways To Tell The POTC Writers Are On Crack by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Or marijuana, LSD, ecstasy, methampthetamine... you name it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007
Veggie Daddy by Lilith-Shii reviews
Goten's first word. To Whom? You'll see.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Vegeta, Goten - Complete
Stranded in a Backyard by Mewninetytwopointfive reviews
10 contestands from different TV showsmovies are stranded in a backyard. 11 if you count Ash and Pikachu as separate contestans even though they've entered together. Only 1 or 2 if Ash&Pika will win a million dollars. PLEASE R&R!
Amanda Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Broken by beautyqueen15 reviews
A ONESHOT based on the song BROKEN by Seether feat. Amy Lee. After the war and 2 lovers get seperated, how will they react, esp. when they think the other's dead? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What I Want to Hear by Angel no Yami reviews
Vegeta muses over the one he loves. Side story to Only the Wind. Yaoi Warning VegetaxGohan Rated T for a reason. Don't read if it offends or you are NOT a TEEN. One Shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
Hidden Pain by Anjali Potter reviews
Head Boy Draco Malfoy has started cutting himself as a solution to his stress and pain. Head Girl Hermione Granger finds out about his secret and her desire to help him forms. But danger arises as her simple desire grows into something more powerful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,936 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Parody Of LOST by Banisters reviews
Like LOST? So do I, but it has it faults, so I wrote this. Ya know, for laughs.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2005
My Sweet Prince by Red Kasei reviews
Why? Was I so blind that I didn't see the obvious? Why did I turn down his love? Was I that foolish? Goku reflects on the love he could have had. Yaoi and depression. One-shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Traditions by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH It started on Christmas Eve nearly a decade ago... RW-SS COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Diary of A Prince by Nova Starlight reviews
Trunks dies and Vegeta realizes he knows nothing about his son and decides to read his journal. Rated M for later chapter. For those who think this story sounds familiar it is a re-write of a story I had posted years ago.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Broken Wings by Goblin Cat KC reviews
repost; Sarah finds a white owl with a broken wing lying in her rose bush. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Complete
Truth or Dare by Spunkz the wacked out Spaz reviews
Christmas. Those who stayed over are bored pee-less. So a rather exciting game of Truth or Dare starts, and envolves a certain Severus Snape nearly choking to death...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 7/15/2002
The Great Saiyaman Trilogy by Goblin Cat KC reviews
yaoi; The Great Saiyaman and the Legion of Terror, Return of the Legion of Terror, and The Great Saiyaman Movie and the Two Legions of Terror; COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
Kakarrot's Mask by Goblin Cat KC reviews
GkV -- Vegeta and Goku on Mardi Gras night; award winning drabble; COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Love Potion by Kiarene reviews
Complete [Yaoi] A deception gone awry. AU. Angst, sap, some NCS.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
When I Grow Up by Tanta Green reviews
Nothing is ever as you imagined it when you were little, and for Gohan it's no different, especially when it comes to his feelings for Piccolo. Shounenai Not shota.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Consequences of Our Love by Ensign T'Starla reviews
Gohan worries about his lover as his love comes close to dying.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Gohan, Vegeta
My Funny Valentine by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Slash! Sirius is recieveing letters/gifts/cards from an anonymous person. In his quest to figure out who it is, he accuses everyone but the right person! Just how will he react when he finds out its Severus, of all people? Sev/Siri
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
A Christmas Wish by Pudgoose reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Goku's got a gift for everyone--everyone except Vegeta, that is. So what do you give someone that only wants to beat you up? Goku's got an idea, but will he go through with it? Read and find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Goku, Vegeta
A Rose By Any Other Name. by VGChaos reviews
Trunks' thoughts on Love and what it can do to a person when it is not returned.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Trunks, Goten
Innocent Question by OmegaSama reviews
Hm... Pan has a question for her father's old mentor... read on and REVEIW
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Gohan, Piccolo
Fun In The Sun by Mouko reviews
The kids at Skool are heading to the beach for a break from the misery that is Bitters. But what happens when an alien that's afraid of water comes facetoface with the largest body of water on Earth? ZAGR! Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2002 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Goodbye, Piccolosan by WalkingOnWater reviews
SAD STORY! Gohan has fallen ill, his time is growing near. Can Piccolo give him life or can he make his death easier? R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Piccolo, Gohan
Misunderstandings--Goku and Vegeta--they're NOT!?! by Frozenflower reviews
Thanks to an eavesdropping Piccolo, and the mischief of Chibi Trunks, the Z-senshi think that Goku and Vegeta are in love--what will our brave Saiyan's reactions be when they find out what everyone thinks?!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Goku, Vegeta
Watcher by Ryuuen Mills reviews
This is sort of the sequel to Just To See Him Smile. This has Vegeta's thoughts on Goku. It's set in the same time as the other one. Implied Vegeta/Goku, Vegeta/Bulma
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2002 - Vegeta, Goku
Chained to You by Raven the Evil Senshi reviews
"Dende-sama, is this what they call ecstasy?" *yaoi warning* Gohan goes to a night club and ends up meeting the love of his life. (G/V) Please Read and Review! Thanks!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2002 - Gohan, Vegeta
True Love by Ryuuen Mills reviews
Gohan doesn't want to marry Videl, but no one is listening. He takes some advice and decides to make them listen. What do his parents think? What will Videl do? Shounen ai ahead: Gohan+Piccolo
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Piccolo, Gohan
Just To See Him Smile by Ryuuen Mills reviews
Goku is thinking about Vegeta and how he feels about him, and Vegeta's marriage to Bulma.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Goku, Vegeta
If Only by Ouji-Chan reviews
Gohan reflects after the death of Vegeta
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Gohan, Vegeta
Gohan's Essay by Renna-chan reviews
WARNING: VERY CUTE. Gohan's writing an essay for school and Piccolo drops by. Another one of those chibiGohan loves Mr. Piccolo things. Oh god, the sugar! So sweet! It is rotting my teeth! Arrrgghhh!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
What Professor Are You Most Like? by Hungarian Coat reviews
Find out what darling instructor flows within your veins! Or... something like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2002
Discussions and DYNO-MITE! by Hungarian Coat reviews
Dumbledore rounds up the cast of Harry Potter to discuss the Fifth Harry Potter book. Or was it oranges? I have no idea! Read to find out. (funny)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2002
Harrieta: A Twisted Fairy Tale by Hungarian Coat reviews
Ever wished that Severus Snape would sneak into your room and tell you a fairy tale? Me neither. But I know you're curious! Severus weaves a charming tale, jam-packed with senseless misfortune. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Severus S.
Slytherin Pride by Galatyn Renner reviews
A poem telling you exactly which House to pick when it’s your turn for the Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Draco M., Severus S.
The Race for Snape by Sicaria Snape reviews
Four girls..four different houses...one Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2002 - Published: 7/26/2001 - Severus S.
Waiting by CoyKoi reviews
Something happens when Trunks and Goten are sparring. . . Shonen Ai!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2001 - Goten, Trunks
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Of Course He'd Have A Diary reviews
In which Conrad keeps a journal on his laptop, and he rants about Worth. Yeah, Failpire definitely needs a stronger PC password.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
I'm Not Okay reviews
Russell and Lucy have been through so much together...but through the years, they've slowly grown apart. Though when the disease breaks out, will they be able resolve their problems and get to safety with their rag-tag team in time?
Crazies, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Russell C., David D.
Lost Hats and Smiles I Can Spare
Jarlaxle loses his precious hat and for once...Artemis is happy...for unexpected reasons, of course. After all, how can he smile when Jarlaxle is so down-in-the-dumps? Jarlemis.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
Zombieland: Separated reviews
This is the sequel to Zombieland: Cherish What's Left Over! The gang is doing well until they find another survivor. Government cronies are running tests to make zombie/human hybrids! With many secrets soon to be revealed, what will happen!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Tallahassee
Zombieland: Cherish What's Left Over reviews
Tallahassee and the gang are traveling the country until they run into a strange girl who has quite a few secrets. Will she join the group? Or does she have something darker in mind? Can she keep from getting too attached to the group of misfits as well?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,063 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Tallahassee - Complete
True Colors reviews
Dib's cousin, Kay, moves in to live with them and when she meets Zim, all of their worlds will be changed forever. Also, Zim has been fired as an Invader and new complications arise. What is Kay's dreaded secret anyway? Dib's eager to find out! Zim/OC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Zim
Off to Vampire Mountain! reviews
Me and my friends are off to Vampire Mountain for the Festival! But will we be able to meet up with our fellow vampires in time? Includes an elderly stalker, random goodness, a sugar high author and a quest with many stray motives! Crack fic!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan
Feelings Not Felt reviews
Esther Hill somehow possesses new abilities after waking up on the day of her eighteenth birthday, and sick of the life she's currently living, she joins the Cirque! However, she may be in over her head, especially when vampires and strange new people get involved. Slightly AU.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Zombieland: Total Insanity reviews
Tallahassee and the gang go to places and go totally crazy! co-written with AbigailBreslinRocks13! crack-fic! totally random, funny and awesome!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010