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Joined 04-06-10, id: 2316914, Profile Updated: 08-14-14
Author has written 15 stories for Sisters Grimm, Fairy Tales, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and Toy Story.

Here I am, the fantastic Edessa!

I used to be extremely active here on FF, especially in the Sisters Grimm with my fanfic "Hell Hath No Fury." Then I discovered NaNoWriMo and... got distracted. For two years. (It was worth it, though; I've attempted every single OLL event since November 2010. And I've won quite a few, I'm glad to say.)

Now I'm trying to come back, because FanFiction is just too awesome to keep away from. It's probably going to take me a little while to work my way back into the community, but that's okay. Because I'm back! And yay!

If you'd like to find a site where I'm a little more active, you can find me on:

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SOME INFO ABOUT THE FANFICS I'M WORKING ON:

1. Hell Hath No Fury is going to be on hold indefinitely. I had a plot outline that I lost and I need to remember my plan.

2. Ever After has GOT to be finished. As soon as the second chapter stops giving me a headache, it and the third will be up.

3. Ever After will have a sequel called Chained. It will be a Mothtardseed.

4. Chained will possibly have a sequel called Queen or Faerie Queen.

5. I am thinking about a Halloween fanfic inspired by this fanart.

6. I am thinking about a fic about Basil and Red.


I WILL NOT READ YOUR STORY IF:

1. Sabrina is the most popular girl in school.

2. Puck is the most popular boy in school.

3. Your summary is "I'm bad at summaries."

4. Your summary is "Summary inside."

5. Your summary apologizes for something.

6. I click on it and see it divided into "blahblah's POV" and "blahblahblah's POV."


AND NOW EDESSA'S PROFILE IS DONE.

AND NOW EDESSA IS GOING TO RANT.

A LOT.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl people look through when I say something.I am the girl that spends most of her time reading, writing or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call wierd, and a freak, either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girl friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows how to be proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her wierd(it's a compliment.), who loves reading and writing and doing things that no one seems to have time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express her self better with words then actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of thew little things. Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time they are unique but not alone :


NO. You are NOT that girl, you only wish you could be because that girl is even cooler than you are, or because you wish you could not care about life like that girl, or because you wish you could be cool and above it all. But frankly, if you're copy-pasting this block of text on your profile then you are even less unique than the popular normal-girl types you so proudly proclaim not to be.

And here is a list of reasons that you are not this girl, and why this girl does not in fact exist.

School dances and games cost money. Any girl who cares little enough about them will not pay money to go to them and then just sit in the corner and ignore them, especially because it's next to impossible to read a book in the corner of a dance or game. Have you ever tried? No, because you're not that girl. The only case in which somebody would go to or a dance or game just to read is if they want to show off how above everybody they are that they can sit in a corner and read, which makes them infinitely more shallow than all the other people who went to the dance or game so that they could dance or enjoy the game. If you pay to go to a dance and then don't dance, how on earth is that "stopping and smelling the flowers?"

If you are "the girl that spends most of her time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal," then you should really have a better handle on grammar than most other teenagers. You should know that there should be a space between the period and "I" at the beginning of that sentence, and you should know that it should be "girl who" and not "girl that" unless you are in fact a thoughtless object, which wouldn't actually be surprising, considering how completely thoughtless you must have been to copy-paste this stupidity on your profile.

Not being asked out in a year doesn't make you a freak. Not being asked out in four years doesn't make you a freak. The only reason you think it makes you a freak is because you share that same exact mentality of people who think they need a guy to complete them.

Oh, and you love and are obsessed with Twilight? Okay, everyone has their preferences. Oh, and you don't think you need a guy to complete you? Okay, awesome for you. Oh, but you think you're better than everyone else because you don't need a guy to complete you, and those people who think they need a guy to complete them are stupid and below you, and yet you still love Twillight? The only plot point of that series, the only personality trait of Bella Swan, is that she needs a guy to complete her! Are you really that hypocritical, or did you just not read this thing before your little robot fingers hit copy-paste for you? Of course, if you copy-pasted without reading and you're complaining that "nobody has time [for reading and writing] anymore, then you really are that hypocritical."

And you are the girl who "knows the importance of thew little things?" Good, then you should know the importance of a "W" where it doesn't belong.

"Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time they are unique but not alone."

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

If you are anything like me, in that you are a breathing human being with at least a few ounces of gray matter, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT copy paste anything ever ever again. If you are different and unique, you deserve a different and unique profile. Erase this disgustingness that you have labeled yourself with. Raise your fingers to the computer keyboard, but avoid those apple-C or ctrl-V shortcuts. I'm serious. You are too smart for that.

If you are a different and unique individual, write your own words.


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

No. No. NO.

In what universe is this romantic? I mean, seriously. Are you reading the same thing I'm reading? Because I don't think you are. It seems you need an interlinear translation...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Slow down, you are putting my safety in danger!

Guy: No, this is fun.
No, I'm not going to act like I have any interest in your safety! Instead I am going to lie to you about a situation that is entirely out of my control, and make it seem like I am in control and intentionally terrifying you because my own cheap thrills are more important!

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Edessa Sees: You're a jerk. You are making me fear for my life.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.
In that case, I shall manipulate your current fragile emotional state and terrify you into saying something you would never normally say in this situation.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!
I'll throw a forced declaration of love at you because you've bullied me into it. And now I'll say what's on my mind, which isn't something about love, but something about how you need to slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.
The assurance of your love is not enough. I demand physical attention and will scare you into it by the implied threat of your safety while you're on this motorcycle with me.

She gives him a big hug
This is totally rape.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
Now I'm finally asking you to do something that will help the situation and that I should have asked you to do in the first place in case we crashed while I was busy demanding love and physical attention from you. But I won't tell you why. I must keep you ignorant in order to protect you. Girls should be ignorant and protected.

In other words, you know what I see in this situation? I see a guy who knows two people are in danger and then uses that danger to manipulate someone. I see a guy who lies to his girlfriend just so that he can get something that he wants from her. I see a guy who cannot trust his girlfriend with the truth. What kind of "romance" is built on lies and deception like that?

And what did he do all this for? So that she'd hug him and say she loved him. Seriously, that's his only motivation. And the only way he knows how to get this from her is by lying. What?? I'd hate to think what the rest of their relationship was like, if the only way he could get her to love him was by tricking her. I really don't get it. If I was in the last moments of my life and I needed someone to hug me and say they loved me, you know how I'd ask them?

"My brakes aren't working. I'm seriously scared right now. Can you tell me you love me, one last time? And put on my helmet, please, because I am seriously scared."

And then everyone would live lovingly ever after.

And PS. Nobody crashes into buildings because of "break" failure. People crash into buildings because of steering failure, and they crash into cars (and other unavoidable things on the road) because of brake failure. If this guy steered into a building because his brakes didn't work, he's a moron. He's a moron and a bully, and the only thing he succeeded in doing was traumatizing this girl for the rest of her life. How romantic.

I hope he died sliced into a million pieces. By fire.

The end.


97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status.
or
97% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would grab a chair and popcorn and chant "JUMP! JUMP!" then copy and paste this on your profile.
or
any other celebrity
or
any other combination of percentages.

Just. Where do I begin with this one. I mean... ugh.

First of all, the simple fact that the very existence of this copy-paste automatically proves itself false, for two reasons. First, like I said, there's a million different versions with different celebrities but the percentages the same. So Robert Pattinson has 97% popularity, and Justin Bieber has 97% popularity? Even though they're two completely different people who do completely different things? Yeah, these percentages weren't made up at all. Which brings us to the second thing -- there's a million different versions with the same celebrity but different percentages (80% instead of 97% or whatever). Seriously, people. Can't even get your numbers right?

No. You can't. You can't because all of those numbers are false and made up by stupid people on the internet who want anyone more popular than them to commit suicide. This is not acceptable research within the community of intelligent human beings. If you want me to copy paste some numbers into my profile, sure. Just as long as they're real numbers!

Oh. And let's get back to that suicide thing. You know, that terrible irreversible tragedy that comes about as a result of deep depression that could have been avoided but wasn't and has now as a result torn apart the lives of family and friends and, most importantly, the person who thought their life was just so inescapable? Yeah. THAT'S A BAD THING. If you ever see anyone, anyone, about to commit suicide, the appropriate response is not to grab popcorn and laugh at them. It does not matter how annoyed you are by their existence. This does not justify suicide. If you don't like Robert Pattinson's performance in Twilight, don't watch Twilight.

Which brings to yet another point, which is that even if bad people deserved to die by suicide, people like Robert Pattinson are not bad people just because they annoy you. Sure, you don't like Twilight. Sure, you don't like Edward. But I've got a lovely little lesson for you in how the world works: there are these things called "actors." Say it slowly with me now... "ac... tors." What it basically means is that ROBERT PATTINSON AND EDWARD CULLEN ARE NOT THE SAME THING. If Robert Pattinson is Edward Cullen, then he is also Cedric Diggory, and if you believe that Cedric Diggory deserved to die, you have just been officially identified as a Death Eater and I hope you have fun when all the Harry Potter fans come to burn your house down. Because apparently that's okay. Rabid Harry Potter fans are cool. Twilight actors aren't.

Guys, seriously. I've never watched the Twilight movie, but I've read the books, and I can assure you that 100% of the problems with Edward and Bella come from them being Edward and Bella. Poor Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart did the best they could with their characters. Not a single actor in the world could have made that romance interesting.

Oh, and one last thing. If someone's on top of a skyscraper, they're not going to hear you chanting "jump, jump" anyway. You moron.

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Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/1/2009
The Best Sisters Grimm Story of EVER by elligoat reviews
My annual competition to find the Best Sisters Grimm Story... with a TWIST to celebrate the fifth instalment and fifth birthday of this little vote-fest. Nominations close 2nd of January.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013
See You Again by Adorkable Snowmen reviews
All she knew was that she would miss him too, and thinking of him being gone made her heart hurt. Just a little. Puckabrina one-shot.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Story of the Worst Kind, A by RockSuperstar reviews
There's a strange new girl in town, and she brings a whole lot of problems along with her. Rated K-plus because there's nothing in it to make it rated T. Warning: Contains much OOC-ness, stupidity, and unoriginal plotlines. Complete with "umwhat?" ending.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Why don't you ask? by elligoat reviews
Ok, this is a fic where you ask questions to the grimm characters, and they'll answer them! I boosted the rating up to T, because I like Ts over Ks and some course language. Ha I sound like that voice over man/women we can't be too sure before movies...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,057 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009
True Love's Curse by MertleYuts reviews
True Love is a funny thing, and by funny I mean hateful, manipulative, and downright mean. I am supposed to be running through fairy tales until I kiss my true love and escape from this curse. So what am I supposed to do when "True Love" chose wrong!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 160,026 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Journal of Wilhelm Grimm by Alydrial reviews
Wilhelm Grimm, one of the original Brothers Grimm recounts his life and experiences as he gathered fairy tales and met everafters. Some dates and names are real.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010
Dragonfly Prince by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
Pixie Tale. Being curious has its disadvantages. Now Casey's in a place inhabited by pixies, catering to a hungry dragon; and it seems all the other humans are savages. Except for Ivan… the bossy, volatile guy with no intention of helping her get home.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 148,269 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009
The Queen's Mistake by mysterywings reviews
A one-shot about Mirror's birth...and what Queen Lancaster tells him about the life ahead of him. Contains info from book 8; may contain spoilers. Please Read and Review!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Mirror - Complete
A Faerie's Lament by FalselyTrue reviews
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned—William Congreve. Moth's three loves and the girl she loved as a sister—Sabrina Lareina Grimm. Alt. Title: Like A Moth to a Flame.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Moth, Puck - Complete
The Tower by Anti-clockwork reviews
An epilogue-ish thing for Rapunzel. Make of it what you will.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
The Right Of Guidance by fRANkiEGirL61 reviews
Relief washed through the young, five year old Sabrina as she felt her mother's firm hands grasp around her waist right before she reached the ground. Yet one day, as the girl now knows, Mom wouldn't be there to catch her anymore.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sabrina G. - Complete
Scarlet Woman by ImaRocketDog reviews
Her story is familiar: the girl with the red cape who strays from the path and speaks to a stranger, endangering herself and her granny. But what kind of woman would she grow up to be? The one called the Scarlet Woman has many secrets...
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
The End of the 7 Dwarves by MadCatta reviews
How do the 7 dwarves die? Well, let's just say the names provide a clue.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sneezy, Sleepy - Complete
I Am Not Allowed by RockSuperstar reviews
28 things I am not allowed to do in Ferryport Landing- a pitiful attempt at humor.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Peter's Return by Tiger Lily21 reviews
Wendy waited for Peter to come back and, at last, one night he did. Based on the new Peter Pan movie.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Not Another Cynical Fairy Tale Satire! by Backroads reviews
Just a few fractured fairy tales full of modernday cynicism and despondancy.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 2/10/2004
Once Upon A Psychologist by SunGold16 reviews
Prince Charming needs Prozac, Cinderella's OCD, the Seven Dwarfs have something to confess, the Big Bad Wolf just wants to express himself...and Dr. Daniel Higgenbotham is stuck counseling them...for the Brother's Grimm Fairy Tale Mafia.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Complete
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
The Conspiracy of Voldemort by Backroads reviews
Tommy is just a nice little boy who wants to help the world. Why does everyone tell lies about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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The Kiss Book 9 Was Missing reviews
What might have happened after the wedding if Henry hadn't come along and ruined the moment? An expansion of the scene. Typical Puckabrina, complete with rapid mood flips. Probably quite fluffy, but hopefully not very.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Ever After reviews
Sabrina's an Everafter now, and that means nothing can be the same. She can never be normal, she can never lead the normal life she always wanted, and she can't even fall in love with the nice normal person she wants. And this will last... forever. Three-shot picking up from scenes of the last book. Written because of my dissatisfaction with the series' ending.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Sabrina G., Puck]
The Tower of IGNOREStones reviews
Once upon a time, there was a girl who shut herself away in a tower and then pined because nobody could see her...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
What He Could Have Said reviews
For just a moment, the phone was pressed up against Andy's ear... and on the other end was a trembling, waiting toy, staring at the lit-up screen and thinking of all the things he could say.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Woody, Andy D.
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned reviews
Moth breaks out of prison and, with help from some unlikely (and highly suspicious) people, sets out to get revenge on Sabrina Grimm.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Moth, Mustardseed, The Queen of Hearts
Jealousy reviews
ABANDONED.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010
Diary of a Fairy reviews
ABANDONED.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
A Grimm Library reviews
ABANDONED.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010
The Sheepshank Kids reviews
Toby, Bella, Natalie. Three kids who loved their Daddy and each other. Three kids, each with their own dreams, their own goals in life, and their own way of getting there. Three ordinary, average kids who waited, smiled, and fought. Just three kids.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010
The Last Clear—Headed Moment reviews
Wilma Faye's probably the only non-Grimm human to see so much about the Everafters, but she doesn't realize it. They keep erasing her memory. In that last crucial moment before the dust is sprinkled on her, what is she thinking?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Glinda the Good Witch, Hamstead - Complete
The Free Prisoner reviews
ABANDONED.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Baba Yaga
THE MOUSE WAR: Memoir of P I Boots reviews
Don't you laugh at him. He's seen more, been through more, than you ever have, and if he's afraid of mice, he has a very, VERY good reason...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
How it Should Have Ended reviews
Would you ever just ride off with some guy you've never even spoken to? No, you wouldn't. But apparently, Snow White's not as smart as you. This is how it would have ended—if she'd had even an ounce of sense!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Snow White, Prince Charming - Complete
Blind reviews
Lips red as blood, skin white as bone, hair black as night. Blood, bone, night, and I yet never realized how evil she really was. How could I? I was blind.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Pink reviews
Sometimes, late at night, I lie in bed and stroke the hood. It's starting to fade to pink now, just like me.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Little Red Riding hood - Complete
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