Enheduanna of Ur
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Joined 04-06-10, id: 2317254, Profile Updated: 03-10-13
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, Batman, Sweeney Todd, Thor, Code Geass, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

"The light always catches the eye, but shadows have more to say."

- Mirror Mirror by Gregory Maguire


Hello, I am Enheduanna of Ur, Anna for short. Previously known as "The Obsessionist."

My pen name is inspired by the writer Enheduanna of Ur, who lived and wrote during the 3rd millennium BCE. She was the daughter of King Sargon of Akkad and Queen Tashultum, making her an Akkadian princess. She was appointed High Priestess of Nanna (also known as Sin, the Sumerian god of the moon) by her father, a shrewd political move to help cement power in the Sumerian south, where Ur was once located.

The earliest known writer of either gender, Enheduanna is famous as an author and poetess, politician and proto-feminist. Her legacy lives on through her poetic, personal devotions to the goddess Inanna, as well as the "Sumerian Temple Hymns", which are regarded as one of the first attempts at a systematic theology.


I write for a lot of fandoms, but only my favorite works actually get published. I enjoy:

Anime/Manga: Ouran High School Host Club, Sailor Moon, Code Geass, Black Butler, Lovely Complex, Soul Eater, Fruits Basket, Hetalia, Spirited Away, Death Note, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, and Elfen Leid.

Books: Harry Potter, Fahrenheit 451, Lord of the Rings, Memoirs of a Geisha, Percy Jackson, Alice In Wonderland, Girl With a Pearl Earring, Peter Pan, the Hannibal Lector series, The Red Tent, Lord of the Flies, Eragon, and A Prayer for Owen Meany.

Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Donnie Darko, The Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Pan's Labyrinth, Sweeney Todd, V for Vendetta, Fight Club and Star Trek.

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Star Trek, The Big Bang Theory, Psych, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Once Upon a Time, Scrubs, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Firefly, and Law & Order SVU.

Comics: Batman and X-Men.

My fanfiction has dwindled in the last few months due to my entering university, and the beginning a lifelong project of an original fantasy novel. Sorry for any inconvenience this might have caused. My life is a constant whirlwind.


"Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing - turn out your toes as you walk -

and remember who you are."

- The Red Queen, from Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll


So who am I?

I am a university woman, an incorrigible geek, a curly-headed ginger, a grammar fiend, a passionate actress, a bespectacled nerd, a cautious liberal, a wannabe strategist, a would-be cosplayer, a damn good singer, an unfortunate klutz, a chronic mooch, a proud bookworm, a foolish worrier, a hopeless dreamer, and a lover of life.

And... I'm not even done figuring it out yet ;)


Well one of my friends has an account, her name is Cattyline. She has good stuff, likes Draco/Ginny. Also try DarkJuliet, To The Eighth Square and WolfboyJeff. Acquaintances with quite a bit of talent.

I am currently not accepting Beta requests. Hopefully I will be able to do so again in the near future!


"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?

Actually, who are you not to be?"

Excerpt from "Our Deepest Fear", from Return to Love by Marianne Williamson

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Things that Can't Be Said Outloud by HecateA reviews
Octavian may be a great orrator, but he can't talk to girls. Oneshot. 3/16
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Rachel D., Octavian - Complete
Five Minutes by carouselhazard reviews
Cornelia and Guilford: A History. Why? Because they were young, once. / Preview C006: "When I Knighted you, I felt like I was making the biggest mistake of my life." [COMPLETE]
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Cornelia L.B., Gilbert G.P. G. - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
It's Raining Women by Bri Nara reviews
England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,211 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
The Birth of Shame by Cattyline reviews
Knowledge is power, but just as one can have too much power, one can also have too much knowledge. And when the knowledge is overwhelming, what can one do but follow one's instincts? This, however, can create unintended consequences. Adam/Eve oneshot.
Crossover - Bible & Scarlett Letter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Eve - Complete
Never Left Alone by SkyeElf reviews
She watches over him, but her presence causes him to fail at healing... she's too near, and she needs to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sanguini - Complete
Favourites by TheGirlWhoRemembers reviews
We've all got them. Foods, colours, drinks, we're all partial to something. Even Spock, though he wishes to avoid the appearance of favouritism.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
My Immortal: The Most Goffik Story Ever Written by brahdley jims reviews
My commentary on the fanfiction we all love to hate, My Immortal! Have fun reading, my little goffik preps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 53,359 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Vexilla Regis Prodeunt Inferni by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
Death Eaters create a bloodbath in a muggle shopping center in 1977: The first is a sadist with a paintbrush, the second a capricious sociopath, the third a feral lunatic, and the last an enforcer of terror. Features Mulciber, Avery, Rosier, and Wilkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Avery, Evan R. - Complete
Start Spreading the News by paynesgrey reviews
Darcy and Loki have an announcement to make. CRACK. ONE-SHOT. Darcy x Loki. This will not be continued.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2011 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Only the Heartless by Dollfayce reviews
There is only one way to fly. HookxWendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,265 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Just a Park Bench by OrangePlum reviews
It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reason Interrupted by wintermoonwitch reviews
Nyota Uhura seems strangely in tune to her new Vulcan professor's emotions ? and Spock is pulled to her too. What are a Cadet and lieutenant to do? Takes place at Starfleet Academy in Nyota's senior year
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,755 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
I Forgot My Shoes by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Hermes wakes up late one morning and forgets something important that he had to do. One shot. Hermes POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Hermes - Complete
Training For The Ballet, Potter? by DancingWithRoses reviews
Draco Malfoy laughed and asked his enemy, “Training for the ballet, Potter?” No slash. AU. No magic. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Telephones and Rings by Sunny Lore reviews
Lloyd overhears an interesting discussion between Cecile and her mother. Takes place after R2. Lloyd/Cecile.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Cecile C., Lloyd A. - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The Usual Enchantments by strayphoenix reviews
Hermione studies magic. Ron studies Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Below the belt by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Despite Mr. Todd’s unwillingness, Mrs. Lovett just wants to be over with it.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Drinking Games by taintedtruffle reviews
Mrs. lovett gets board on a rainy night and decides to play have a lil fun with mr. Todd and a few bottles of gin. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 4,580 - Follows: 344 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
You Know What We Need? A Harmonica by Mistress Scribbles reviews
There comes a time in every man's life when the only thing to do is to lie on the floor in the dark - listening to The Blues and discussing life, death, women and cats over a bottle of Bourbon. D & G friendship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Delusions by Viola Canina reviews
Kyouya is not gay. Really. ** Kyouya x Tamaki, Tamaki x Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Great Chieftain o' the Puddin Race by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Cecile personally believed that the way to a man's heart was through hard work and a show of competence, and she'd found her prince rather lacking. Still, even if her mother's advice wasn't the greatest, her cooking always held up. CecileLloydish
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Cecile C., Lloyd A. - Complete
To Be Haunted by Lady Altair reviews
Jon and Mary Price live a life oddly free of curiosity, missing a piece of themselves they don't even remember. Twenty years before Hermione bewitched her parents, Dorcas Meadowes had the same idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Staircase by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kasanoda grows up. A story in five vignettes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2007 - R. Kasonada, Haruhi F. - Complete
Five Men Fujioka Haruhi Didn't Kiss by Sophia Prester reviews
...and one she did. Six possible scenarios for six different kisses.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 219 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 392 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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A Day in the Life of Marion Wright reviews
Attend the tale of one haphazard, mundane demigoddess and her quest to make it through the day in one piece, mentally. Too bad she lives at Camp Half-Blood: a normal day was never even an option. Comedic OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013
Gun Safety reviews
Never aim a gun at something you don't intend to kill... Series of related and unrelated drabbles on wartime, and her glaring presence in the lives of the nations. Chapter 6: Shrinking. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Russia, Japan
Lucky reviews
"Harry had only seen his uncle cry once. Just once." When the family dog goes missing, the circumstances of her homecoming make the summer one that Harry and the Dursleys will never forget. A family tragicomedy in four chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Candlelit Comedy reviews
"So all of them stood there and laughed, you see..." Mrs. Lovett finds Lucy in the dead of the night, after that harrowing masquerade.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Eleanor L., Lucy B. - Complete
Multitasker reviews
"Lloyd's mind snapped into multitasking mode, and he kept part of his mind, the rational part, on the conversation. The devious part, however, decided to observe Cecile's rather attractive, partially-clothed silhouette." LloydxCecile, 25th Stage, Season1
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Lloyd A., Cecile C. - Complete
Lethean Grey reviews
"All we ever got out of them was that they went into a cave with Tom Riddle"... Tom takes Amy's hand, and leads her down the path to Hades. Dark oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Amy B. - Complete
The Infamous Rape on Fleet Street reviews
Diego has an unhealthy crush, Mrs. Lovett has a dirty plan, and Sweeney Todd owes someone a rather large favor. You didn't think that Lucy was the only person on Fleet Street to have been sexually assaulted, did you? DARK HUMOR ABOUNDS. MWAHAHA
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Cora reviews
Oneshot. A victim of Fenrir Greyback, nine-year-old Coraline Clark only has moments to direct her grief-numbed mother to her body's hidden resting place. But the fading imprints of souls cannot linger long before the train begins to sound in the distance...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Fenrir G., OC - Complete
Girl With One Eye reviews
"What the HELL did you do that to the Lovegood girl for? She's lucky you used a knife, if you'd have cursed her eye out I'd have never been able to fix it. And she's nearly catatonic about something else too. Did you... touch her, Bella?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Grateful reviews
She was a stoic Asgardian maiden, a nobody really. But she was somebody's secret, you see. And not a soul knows how much she lost that day on the Bifrost Bridge. Drabble.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Way Things are Meant to Be reviews
They told Andromeda not to wonder, that things were as they were. She never believed them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Hermione's Nightmare reviews
"How many times would she feel the woman's long fingers in her hair, tugging? How many times would she smell that nightmarish scent of violets? How many times would she see Polyjuice Potion and remember the taste, the essence, of Bellatrix Lestrange?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bellatrix Just Wants Her Swedish Fish reviews
Is it too much for a girl to ask for her favorite candy while watching something muggles call a "movie"?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
Laces and Glass reviews
Glass can be pretty difficult to get out of someone's skin, especially when you have to slightly unlace the dress of an unconscious woman to do it. Mr. Todd learns this... But is the glass really the thing making it tough? cute SWEENET!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Too Quiet of Late reviews
Something's wrong with Harley, the Joker observes.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Cadet Clara Valdis's Personal Essay reviews
A half-alien cadet's personal class essay turns a bit too personal, exposing a violent past she'd ignored for too long. First attempt at writing OC: be warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
The Wedding Day reviews
It's Bellatrix's wedding day, and the Black sisters are busily getting ready. Some last-minute reminisces and conflicts. What do the sisters say to each other on their last day as a trio? Narrated from Andromeda's POV and rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete