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Author has written 13 stories for Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother, and Big Bang Theory.

Attention Readers!: There should be a new chapter of Trembling Abyss up soon, and I do think it will be the last! Any other stories that I may not have finished are probably going to stay that way. Sorry, but the muse just doesn't want me to continue them! I do plan to write more fanfiction in the future and certainly more Morgan/Reid. We'll see when it happens. I'm not even going to pretend I know because I always end up saying the opposite of what happens.

1) I'm Gay I Swear Spinoffs. Basically Hotch would either help Gideon with an addiction to prostitutes and a habit of stealing Reid's underwear, JJ with her inability to stop being a stripper, Garcia with her stalking of team members, or Prentiss with her picking up random people and handcuffing them for crazy naughtiness.

2) Continuing my story Trembling Abyss: Basically for those of you haven’t read it, it’s a Morgan/Reid story where Morgan’s past psychological trauma leads him to do something he very much regrets. (Aka Hitting poor Reid.) If I were to continue it would be going a lot deeper into their relationship and getting them to work things out slowly.

3) AU Rockstar Story: I have this idea for an AU story where some of the Criminal Minds characters are in this famous rock band. I’m thinking Morgan would be the drummer and Reid would totally be the front man. Totally an excuse to get him into leather pants and no shirt, but also it would be the kind of story with both humor and serious sorts of issues. Morgan/Reid as always. I think it might be a horribly stupid idea, but if you want me to write this one, tell me who else you think should be in the band.

4) Morgan and Reid Making Babies: (I wouldn't actually call it that.) A story in which Morgan convinces a reluctant Reid that they should have a child and Garcia would be the surrogate mother. It would be quite funny but not crack. I already have quite a few of the jokes planned out.

5) Reid Gets Kidnapped (Again!): A story where Reid has a stalker and is kidnapped and some very not nice things happen to him. I know it’s very typical, but every Reid fan wants to write one. And usually loves to read them. Morgan/Reid. I’ve got lots of ideas for this and I think you would enjoy it if the premise appeals to you.

6) Institutionalization: After a particularly traumatic case Reid goes on a downward spiral and as a result quits the team. When his mental condition gets bad enough, Morgan makes the very difficult decision to put his husband in a mental institution. (I’ve got great ideas for this one… Chapters and chapter beautifully written out in my mind. I’m probably most psyched for this one.)

7) The Many Affairs of David Rossi: Read more about it way down on my profile page under Question 24. Basically, Rossi sleeps with A LOT of people before he finds someone he really loves. It would be funny, I guess. It’s my least favorite option because it so totally isn’t Morgan/Reid.

8) Three Sexy Bitches, The Kid, and The Black Guy: Almost forgot! I got a request to write a story where JJ, Garcia, Prentiss, Morgan, and Reid go to a porn shop and make a movie. It's a reference to I'm Gay, I Swear. I would be really nervous writing Three Sexy Bitches, The Kid, and The Black Guy, but I have a feeling it would be very funny. This is the only one that would be a oneshot.

So, I guess I"ll say a little about myself here.

I'm female, age nineteen.

I have a crazy obsession with all things Criminal Minds. My favorite pairing (or maybe it would be better to phrase it as the only pairing that I ever think about) is Reid/Morgan.

I love both serious stories and funny ones. I'm a firm believer in the art of crackfics.

I'm an avid reader and I love to review. I'm often that weird person that writes page long reviews that sound like someone who had just taken a tour of a Red Bull factory where you could drink all you liked. I sort of pride myself on giving the most thorough reviews.

I have a ton of half-baked ideas in the works for stories. I have no idea where to go next. It would be cool if someone suggested story ideas for me to write. As long as it's Reid/Morgan... Always Reid and Morgan...

Well, anyway. Other than that, as a person I'm pretty nice. I'm super easy to get along with. I'm shy in real life, but on the internet, you can't shut me up. I'm always excited and bubbly. That's pretty much it...

About My Stories:

I'm Gay, I Swear! is a total crackfic. Meant for entertainment and laughter only. I'm currently in the midst of the final chapter. No idea when it'll be done.

Trembling Abyss is a serious story about the deep psychological issues Morgan has and how they affect his relationship with Reid. No longer a oneshot, but I'm having difficulties with the third chapter. I fully intend to pick it back up though.

Your Secret's Safe With Me was the first story I wrote for this site. Kind of cute, kind of funny, kind of sad, kind of angst, and a lot of romantic tension. Updated daily.

A Quiet Dinner is a funny little oneshot featuring the lovely Morgan/Reid. (Same with all my stories actually... but still!) It's probably good for a laugh if you have a few spare minutes you don't know what to do with.

Dr. Spencer Reid; Sexpert is pretty much exactly how it sounds. Reid as a sexpert. With the added bonus of Morgan/Reid and so much sex-related humor it should be illegal.

Why I Wanted to Leave is the one story I have that isn't Morgan/Reid! It's not even slash! It's just a thought I had of something that could happen to JJ to make her want to quit the team. It's pretty dark and different from all my other stories, but I'm quite proud of it.

Just for fun: List your 12 favorite characters in a random order:

1. David Rossi
2. Draco Malfoy
3.Elle Greenway
4.Derek Morgan
5. Aaron Hotchner
6. JJ (Jennifer Jareau)
7. Greg House
8. Spencer Reid
9. Penelope Garcia
10. Barney Stinson
11. Emily Prentiss
12. Jason Gideon

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
JJ/Prentiss? Actually, yeah. It was a crackfic that really only had one chapter JJ/Prentiss, but still.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Fuck yes. Have you seen pictures of him shirtless? Extremely. Second only to Spencer Reid.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be highly unusual. I wouldn't be surprised at a Reid/Gideon pairing, but I'm not much for mpreg.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
About Garcia? Actually, no. I don't really read many with her as the main character. They're all Garcia/Morgan which I think is so not cool.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco/JJ She's quite a bit older... But they would make some cute babies. Yeah, I can see that.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Definitely Hotch/Garcia... At least that makes sense. Might be cute even. Hotch/Barney is just disturbing.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
House would totally call the cops on Gideon. That's child abuse! So totally gross. Poor Draco. He could do so much better.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Elle Greenway and Barney Stinson? That actually would be a cool little crossover there. Barney thinks he has a stalker who is trying to kill him, which is confirmed when a bomb goes off in his apartment, thankfully when he wasn't there. When the BAU is called to investigate, Barney discovers he finds the idea of Elle protecting him very attractive... I could actually write that. Someone pm me if that actually sounds interesting.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Rossi/Reid? There could be. I hope so. I'm going to go look... It seems like there might be. I must check it out...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
House and Gideon? Actually age-wise that sort of makes sense. And they're both brainy people... Title? I'm trying really hard not to say Dr. Feelgood. But yeah, Dr. Feelgood. I'm tempted to write this... but it would totally end up crack. Or at least humour. If that sounds amusing feel free to pm me and tell me to write that.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Lol! Morgan/Rossi doesn't seem out of the question. But seriously, Rossi's been married a bunch of times... I'm pretty sure he's got laid before. So it would have to be AU. I would probably make it a stupid crackfic where Rossi was young and just starting out at the BAU. Rossi would be a total spaz. There would be a bet between all team members to see who could be the first to devirgin him. That actually sounds funny... This is giving me lots of story ideas. Perhaps I'll write that one day if I get bored enough.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't know about a friends list, but I know lots of people who read House slash. It's totally cool.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Elle het? Possibly. I read this on occasion.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I know people who write Prentiss.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Draco/Morgan/Hotch? ...No one would ever do that. Unless they did... It could happen. I can't really imagine how it would, but hey. It doesn't make me feel like vomitting or anything.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I love suits! Or I'm the King! Barney would say something stupid like that.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Dude, I don't do songfics. For Reid? I'll have to think about this... I don't want to say Roxanne by The Police... Oh wait, I do. That sounds funny actually.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Rossi, JJ, and Gideon? Wow, that's not actually disgusting. I guess probably language and mild adult themes? I could write that...

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Nice magic wand you have there. Want to see mine?"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don't know. I read a lot where he's one of the main characters, but not really where he is THE main character.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
JJ's kink? She seems like she might be into handcuffing and whipping someone... Just a feeling.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Prentiss shagging Garcia? It could happen. They would have to be drunk.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Elle/House? That's a toughie!!! They both would want to. I now have an idea for a fic where they fight over who gets to go on top... I wonder who would win in the end?

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Okay, OMFG!!! As if this actually turned out to make some kind of sense! I'm totally going to write this. You just wait and see! Rossi and Garcia are happy until Garcia runs off with Morgan. Totally could happen! Rossi has a hot one-night-stand with Prentiss. Plausable. A brief unhappy affair with Gideon. I could buy that. And Hotch gives him the advice to find true love with Elle. That all makes total sense!!! For real. I'm totally going to do this. No one but me should write it. I will call it... Maybe: The Many Affairs of David Rossi. Or something better. I'm sure I could find someone to read that...

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I actually think that would be incredibly cute. Not sure how it would work as they're on different shows... They could both star in both! That would be amazing. Of course I think Reid should be with Morgan... but Reid/House would be a close second.

Seriously, if any of those random fic ideas I had during this process sound like a good idea, pm me. I could totally get psyched about writing some of these.

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Forever Mine by Dragonsrule00 reviews
Late one night Morgan is awaken by Reid knocking on his door. Reid is agitated and has a feeling that something is going to go wrong. Bad Summary, I know. Morgan/Reid SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Rated M for language, violence and adult situation.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Adventures of a Boy Genius by Lemon Cookies reviews
The escapades of everyone's favorite doctor! CRACK drabbles.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - S. Reid
Perfectly Blind by Falcons-Tears reviews
FINAL CHAPTER! A case gone wrong puts Reid in hospital again… but this time it may have lasting consequences… SLASH! SEQUEL HOW I'M LIVING NOW is NOW ONLINE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Jareau: The Untold Story by jareaufan reviews
Crackfic. Jennifer Jareau is just an average FBI Agent who enjoys world domination, "bar hopping," igloos, hosting her own "light-hearted" hidden camera prank show, and not inviting her boss to pool parties. Her latest adventure? Wal-Mart door greeting.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ
Parts Of You by DySolo reviews
Spencer can't get Adam out of his head and decides to fight for him during his trial while continuing to visit Amanda. What happens when he finds out more about himself than he ever imagined? Will he be able to save Adam? NOT UPDATED FREQUENTLY. Adam/Rei
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Adam J., S. Reid
Alternate by alittlefrou reviews
Synopsis: While working on a case Morgan and Reid are injured and while comatose access an alternate universe that they must help make right before it is too late.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
A Parody of CM Fanfiction by youdude reviews
I really shouldn't have written this. It truly sucks. But the title suggests, a short parody of fanfiction itself. T for swearing and non-graphic sex and rape. UPDATED and now officially COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
Elevator Revelations by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU team gets stuck in an elevator overnight, so Morgan decides to play a little game of Truth or Dare! This will be fun... Slightly Reid centric if you squint
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Addicted Innocence by the-vampire-act reviews
Slash. Reid has to go undercover as a stripper in Vegas at the worst possible time: he has a new roommate who likes beating the crap out of him. A precautionary 'Rated-M'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,716 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Abscond by peace4people reviews
Morgan and Reid are in love and living together but one morning Reid wakes up to find he's left without an explanation. Reid has to deal with life without the one person he needs most. Slash. Talks of mental illness/schizophrenia.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Understanding Is All We Need by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan are more than friends. Not lovers, but more than friends. And when Morgan is almost killed, something changes for Reid. Will Morgan ever be able to understand? And what happens when Derek almost loses Spencer?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Teach by seditionary reviews
Rossi knows Reid has a crush on Morgan, but is surprised to find that Morgan feels the same towards Reid. He offers Morgan some advice. For "Chit-Chat" forum challenge #2! Prompt: Morgan-Rossi, "Teach Your Children" CSN&Y
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2010 - D. Rossi, D. Morgan - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Daisyangel reviews
Written for a prompt over at rounds of kink. Kink: coming without being touched. Prompt: shiver. Morgan/Reid, this is slash! Don't like it? Don't read it! R/R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Basic Needs by seditionary reviews
Derek asks something of Spencer, and Spencer says "no." Just a quick and silly one-shot, humor and fluff!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Without Reid by seditionary reviews
Rossi is bewildered by his team's reaction when Reid is called out of town for a week. Satire. Language, mature content.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Back in Morgan's Arms by seditionary reviews
Follow up to "Without Reid," this features Spencer's date with Morgan, after being away from each other for a while. They are very happy to see each other. Contains adult language, slash, and sexual situations.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Three Kisses by rose.tinted.lies reviews
For the two times they got it wrong, and the one in which they finally, mercifully, got it right. Morgan, Reid, and the emotional understanding of the average male.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/18/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Amnesia by madscientist128 reviews
Dr. Reid has taken a fall and gotten a bad case of amnesia. Chaos ensues as the team tries to get him back on his feet so they can solve the case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Chick by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Spencer's eidetic memory fails him, causing him to get in hot water with Derek. They have it out at the BAU, causing Prentiss and JJ to come to an interesting conclusion, one Garcia knew all along... Reid/Morgan established. One shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Out of This World by coffeebuddha reviews
"I swear, Spencer, sometimes it's like you aren't even human." Join Spencer as he attempts to understand emotions, decipher confusing cultural idiosyncrasies, and learn what it means to be human. Or, you know, an alien pretending to be human.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Not Cute by 00Boo reviews
It's at times like this that Morgan really, really wishes there was something to crawl under. pre-Morgan/Reid. OOCness. Part 2 added!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Expectations by AshlynnElizabeth reviews
I've had dreams, hopes, and fears all my life, but my expectations have never really been concrete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Disordered by seditionary reviews
AU. Based on "Conflicted" Adam/Amanda . Spencer suffers from PTSD and has a second, female, personality working as a hooker. Derek vows to save him. Set in New Orleans. Adult material, including slash, cross-dressing, sex, references to rape and drug use
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,698 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Oh Baby by ConstantSnow reviews
Reid gets the surprise of his life. So does Morgan. Mpreg.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/4/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Structure of His Spontaneity by starofoberon reviews
Follow-up to Home Demonstration. Reid entertains Morgan and introduces him to his personal forms of entertainment. Reid's POV
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Have You Ever by ansera reviews
A club, one too many drinks, and a game that Reid knew he shouldn't have even started playing. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Dark Journey: A Reality Show by FearlessLeader-Flick reviews
Criminal Minds is shot as a reality show. This is what happens behind-the-scenes. Don't you just love Reid? rating for language and other possible inappropriate things. no sex scenes or anything, though.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Dysmorphic by tearbos reviews
A few misunderstood comments send Reid down a dangerous path of self destruction. AU. See warnings inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Oversensitive by Missy Jade reviews
MorganReid ' Random fluffy randomness. Of the random variety.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Bar Scene by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid comes up with a very.........unique distraction. Warning: not for young, sensitive, or innocent readers. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Knocked Up For a Loop by kyrdwyn reviews
Morgan has to deal with hearing some unexpected news from Reid. Warning: M-preg
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/26/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Twilight Zone by Addicted Archangel reviews
Oneshot. What the hell was I smoking when I wrote this? I can't even write a summary. It's AU like hell. You are entering...the twilight zone...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009
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The Likability Factor reviews
The characters of The Big Bang Theory and Criminal Minds join up in a reality show where viewers vote on who is the most likeable, and someone gets kicked out each week. Pairings revealed over time!
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010
What Really Happens in Hotch's Office reviews
Read to find out what really happens in Hotch's office. Morgan/Reid, and maybe a bit of Prentiss/Rossi. Oneshot crackficlet!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Trembling Abyss reviews
Morgan has never been one for relationships, but for Spencer Reid he makes an exception. When he makes choices he regrets, will his past psychological trauma prevent them from having a successful relationship? Established Morgan/Reid, Disturbing Content
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Yes reviews
Marshall had his band, Lily had karate, Ted had architecture, but what was Barney's dream? When Barney asks Ted the question he has always wanted to ask him, will he get a yes? Takes place after Unfinished.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Barney S., Ted M.
Sex Ed reviews
When Hotch figures out most of the team 'doesn't know how sex works' he takes it upon himself to teach a 'hands-on' sex ed class. Every team member past and present pairs up and has some fun times! Rated M not for being explicit but just in case! CRACK
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/29/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Stop: Drabble Time! reviews
Short stories about my favorite pairing Morgan and Reid! Some pre-slash, some slash, some just involve both of 'em. Basically just where I post my really short stuff! Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Russian Roulette reviews
Spencer has a thing for Russian Roulette. He plays it the same way he does everything else in life -alone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Just A Dance reviews
Prentiss can't understand why Reid isn't jealous when Morgan dances with women. Reid attempts to show her why, with interesting consequences. ONESHOT.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Dr Spencer Reid Sexpert reviews
Reid knows almost everything. The girls start to think it might apply to sex, too with how happy he keeps Morgan. When the girls discover how much Reid really knows, they beg him to teach them everything and he ends up giving the entire team sex advice.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Why I Wanted to Leave reviews
What terrible thing could have happened that JJ couldn't stand to be in the BAU anymore? JJ goes home one day to find something so horrible that even she couldn't predict it. Written for the-vampire-act and hudson911's CM Ladies Contest.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Your Secret's Safe With Me reviews
After a one-night-stand with Morgan, Garcia wants nothing more than for him to fall in love with her. Reid's almost sure that Morgan's gay, and tries to seduce him. Morgan loves Reid, but will so many secrets and misconceptions ruin everything?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
A Quiet Dinner reviews
Morgan and Reid have a tendency of laughing at some very inappropriate times. When JJ and Emily badger them with questions they reveal some very interesting things about the men's relationship... Established Morgan/Reid. Short comedic One-Shot!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I'm Gay, I Swear! reviews
Reid suddenly realizes he's gay, but frankly, the rest of the team doesn't believe him! He will do anything to convince them, especially Morgan -the object of his affections- that he's gay. Even go to strip clubs, lingerie shopping, and so much more!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,383 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan