Author has written 22 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Mythology, Cats, Labyrinth, and Death Note.
hyvää päivää everyone!
I'm Blazenaire Alda, a big fan of Cats and Phantom of the Opera. Including fanfic author (well duh! lol)! It may be obvious due to most of my work being Cats fanfics so far... But what's wrong with wishing you were a Jellicle?
I'm also a Lordi, Nightwish and LotR fan! All hail King Elessar Telcontar and Coricopat!!! :D
Here's just a little something I made up.
'All the creatures I knew of had crimson red blood, with the exception of the pure evil creatures of this world. I presume their blood would be black as obsidian. Dark as night. But what exactly is evil? A creature killing another and feasting on its flesh? Something that looks different to us? If that is what made something evil, then we, the human race are pure evil. We kill many creatures for food, fur or even just for the sake of killing. Our blood wasn't black though; evil might just be a human creation just like Hell. Hell, where the evil people apparently go. We all commit crimes of evil, so why aren't we all in Hell? Every human has benefited from the death of another. If evil did apply then only these oaks and grasses wouldn't be evil… evil was a human creation, a belief.' -A Frozen Heart Is What We Share
Food – Hazelnut chocolate
Soda - Pepsi
Other drink – Chocolate milk
Book – Phantom of the Opera
Movie – Cats, PotO, Labyrinth, Dark Floors
Smell - Mint
Animal – Cat or wolf
Name – Reisa or Tuoni
Meh! What does it mean? Nothing, it's meh! If you are a fan of meh, copy and paste this to your profile.
What's wrong with being yourself, when yourself is the only person you can be?
If you agree that people should be accepted for who they are without being told who to be, copy and paste this to your profile.
1. Griddlebone 2. Macavity 3. Tantomile 4. Jennyanydots 5. Munkustrap 6. Alonzo 7. Mistoffelees 8. Rumpleteazer 9. Coricopat 10. Etcetera
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Jennyanydots would have everyone sitting then Rumpleteazer goes outside for “some air” and Tantomile warns Jenny that she’s going to steal the food. Ten minutes later, Rumpleteazer is mysteriously gone. Along with dinner.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Preferably Alonzo. Somehow I do not trust Griddlebone *cough* Growltiger *cough*
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? WTF? MACAVITY AND… AND… MISTO?
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Tantomile and Alonzo… hmm… *lightbulb moment* FANFIC IDEA! :D Rumpleteazer jealous of Tantomile, why? Rumpleteazer in love with Alonzo, why? Tanto in love with Alonzo, WHY?
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? There’s no chance of Macavity saving me *sobs* Etcetera saving me? That’s be interesting so I’ll say… Etcetera! Btw, why would Jenny do that to me anyway?
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Griddlebone would probably give up after fifteen minutes due to the fact that there are pots and pans lying everywhere, food from one side of the room to the other and Griddlebone claiming that she doesn’t want to ruin her impeccable coat.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Tantomile… despite the fact that they are twins (INCEST!!!) … Coricopat. Just because I don’t think that Tantomile would be a fan of femeslash.
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late? SINCE WHEN WERE MACAVITY AND MISTO GETTING MARRIED?! Well probably ‘cause Cori’s was at his and Tanto’s wedding. Hahaha *gets knocked out by a mysterious paw*
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Munkustrap and Coricopat drunk. Mwah ha ha ha. Evil fanfic idea! Well if they could make it up three flights of stairs, well Munkustrap would be tackled by my little sister (she is a Munkus fangirl) and I’d probably be hitting her with a broom to detach her from Munkustrap’s arm. Cori would just be sitting there laughing then I’d give up and tackle him!
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? This is Macavity we are talking about! MACAVITY. The Napoleon of Crime, the Hidde… Ok, I’ll get on with it. He’d probably kill Tantomile and there’d be an epic showdown between Coricopat and Macavity.
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? I guess that Alonzo would try to save Griddlebone but I don’t think that she’d return the favour. Even if he was still alive and was in danger again.
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? EASY! Rumpleteazer would obviously steal some food (DUH!) but Tantomile should’ve known that this would happen.
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do? Don’t drink and drive, kiddies! Why else would he be driving anyway? Well if Coricopat is sober enough, I’d guess he would find a way to help Munkustrap. *hopes that he arrives randomly again and asks for help* Sorry… I like Cori. A lot.
The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? … I am not even going to answer this…
Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)
(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?
Erm... That Mungojerrie is Growltiger’s grandson *insert dramatic music here*
(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they think?
There would be a war among the Jellicles, every kitten must take a side or be killed by Cettie’s secret weapon! Mwah ha ha ha
(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?
Possibly Munkustrap. Why’d he have to steal poor ‘Jerrie’s loot? He only stol- er... borrowed it!
Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.
Well... He’s kind of dead, Growltiger was killed LONG before Demeter (I think...)
Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.
Hmm... Sugar Sparkles? (Sugar= hyperactivity. Sparkles= Misto (not to be mean or anything!))
(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?
I’d say Pouncival/Mungojerrie ‘cause some believe that Cettie and Pounce are siblings and I’m not a huge fan of incest.
Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?
No idea. Possibly Jellylorum?
(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (10). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (10), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?
1. How can Mungojerrie and Tugger be mated, the Demeter crushing over Tugger is believable (I guess). Demeter gets Cettie and Pounce to help, but TUGGER AND MACAVITY?! *faints* Jemima and Misto go to get them back but finds out that Cettie and Tugger are Jellylorum’s and Misto’s parents? (WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE QUIZES?!) ...Mungojerrie must be a fan of slash...
Name of book/movie: CATS
1. Female character: Griddlebone
2. Another female character: Rumpleteazer
3. Character with gender opposite yours: Alonzo
4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Macavity
5. Favourite character: Coricopat
6. Male character: Tugger
7. Character with your gender: Jennyanydots
8. Another male character: Munkustrap
9. Another character with your gender: Jemima
10. Any other character: Pouncival
1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?
No. No I haven’t
2. Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?
A LITTLE! Oops... little
3. What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
:O Everyone would be shocked! Especially Growltiger’s ghost...
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yep! Nothing Nurts More Than Love by Mungojerrielovaa
5. Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
It’d be interesting... that’s all I can say...
6. 4/8 or 4/9?
Bring on the slash! Hehehe Apparently Jem is Macavity’s daughter but Munkustrap’s brother so... Incest slash!
7. What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?
I can imagine Jenny walking in on them holding hands and her either screaming at them or sitting next to them and they would all talk about their feelings. Probably the second option.
8. Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.
Everyone knows that Rumpleteazer has liked Tugger ever since they were both young. So does every other queen. What if she could attract his attention for a moment, with the help of Mungojerrie and Alonzo, could she achieve her lifelong goal of having her head rest in his soft mane? Or will disaster strike?
9. Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?
Nope! I checked. Maybe Pouncival isn’t important enough to attract his attention...
10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.
Where the seas lead to
11. What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?
Macavity is manipulative... very manipulative. Griddlebone is alone, without a friend as she helped in the murder of the tom who truly loved her.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?
I don’t think any exists to be honest...
13. if you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?
Wish I Had An Angel- Nightwish (I have already used this song for a Cats songfic though!)
If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. (*cough* CATS *cough*)
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If you are completely obsessed with one of the Jellicles, copy and paste this so that the obsessed can band together to go kidnap those Jellicles. (*cough* Coricopat *cough*)
If you got three wishes and would use one of those wishes to become a Jellicle, copy and paste this.
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When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody heck you did that.
If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. (unless I get bored)
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
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Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
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Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)
1. Coricopat (Cats)
2. Erik (PotO)
3. Jareth (Labyrith)
4. Tantomile (Cats)
5. Dustfinger (Inkheart)
6. Griddlebone (Cats)
7. Macavity (Cats)
8. Frodo (LotR)
9. Smeagle (LotR)
10. Raoul (Poto, favourite to make fun of! *evil laugh*)
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
I promise to remember Tugger
When i see a Super Star
I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly or Munkustrap
When my mom says "Dont go to far"
I promise to remember the kittens,
When im playing around
I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,
When im around town
I promise to remember Mistoffelees
When i see a magical trick,
I promise to remember Pounce and Tumble
When my brother gives me a flick
I promise to remember Skimble
When i am on a train
I promise to remember Cori and Tanto
When i wonder if im insanse.
I promise to remember Grizabella,
Who taught me how to Rhyme,
I promise to remember Old Deutoromy
When it is my time.
COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SWEAR TO TAKE THIS OATH (made by Calanarie)