Hi, Zoe here!

I really love writing, so please read my stories.

My first one is based on the US teen sitcom Sonny With A Chance and is complete, and the second one is a Primeval one, based on instant messenger conversations, my personal favourite and most popular story. It's my claim-to-FanFiction-fame if you like!

I've just started one based on Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and has no reviews even though it's the one I'm most proud of out of my non-MSN ones, so please read it and review to make my day!

I've also done another Primeval three shot, about how my OC Jenna Logan (see below) from The ARC: Chat Room Conversations feels when love-of-her-life Danny leaves through the future anomaly, and about that year of her life and a bit more. I wrote that all in one go in two days and it depressed me a bit to write, but the reviews are positive, so please have a read of that one :)

Oh, I started a Coronation Street one, but it moves on too fast for me to continue and I didn't have many reviwers, so that's on an indefinite hiatus. In fact, I'm not going to continue, seeing as the main character has left the show now :(

I'm currently writing a Torchwood one for my friend Jo, where the team go to the beach and it's a comedy one (as usual!)

I am also writing my second book at the moment, and I have A-Levels, so new chapters may not be updated as often as you might like, but I will do my best.

Here's my fancy dress costume for all my fellow Primevalians - Me as Connor Temple

Here is pictures of how I imagine my OCs from The ARC: Chat Room Conversations to look like (yes I know they're famous people, but that's seriously who I imagine): Jenna Logan and Cassie Richards

COURTESY OF LOGAN THE AWESOME

If you signed that petition and feel like your one little signature caused them to bring Primeval back, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am a Primevalian. We are rare and close to extinction but are slowly spreading into the hearts of civilians. If you are a Primevalian - copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wished you could either own or star in Primeval copy and paste this onto your profile.

^^COURTESY OF LOGAN THE AWESOME ^^

Favourites of things (all are in no particular order)

Actor: It's ALWAYS going to be Jason Flemyng

Actress: Nobody specific. I like Sara Canning, Eve Myles, Freema Agyeman, Evanna Lynch, Cariba Heine...

Comedian: Michael McIntrye

Comedienne: Miranda Hart

Female Solo Singer: Taylor Swift

Male Solo Singer: Danyl Johnson

Band (currently together): One Direction

Band (split up): Busted

Songs (top 15): Boyband - Son Of Dork, Enchanted - Taylor Swift, Fascination - Alphabeat, What The Hell - Avril Lavigne, High School Never Ends - Bowling For Soup, Mine - Taylor Swift, Ours - Taylor Swift, Mean - Taylor Swift, Surfer Babe - McFly, Dancing In The Moonlight - Toploader, Hollywood - Michael Buble, Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf, All The Strange, Strange Creatures - Murray Gold, Nerdy - Busted, What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction, Man Machine - Robbie Williams, Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams, I Believe - Yolanda Adams, Destiny - Play, Runaway Train - Busted

Books/book serieses (top ten): Lionboy Trilogy - Zizou Corder, The Princess Diaries series - Meg Cabot, The Stone Rose - Helen Raynor, Halo - Zizou Corder, Airhead Trilogy - Meg Cabot, His Dark Materials - Phillip Pullman, Holes - Louis Sachar, Harry Potter Series - JK Rowling, Candor - Pam Bachorz, Diary Of A Wimpy Vampire - Tim Collins

Films/Movies (top ten): Commando, Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Azkaban, Catwoman, The Lion King, Aquamarine, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, SyFy's Alice, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Die Hard

TV Shows (top ten): The Vampire Diaries, Doctor Who, Primeval, Torchwood, h2o: Just Add Water, Wild At Heart, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Waterloo Road, Teen Wolf, Miranda

Food: Depends on my mood. But the three things I will always be in the mood for are fish fingers, tinned rice pudding and frankfurters.

Dessert: Strawberry cheesecake

Drink: Blackcurrant squash or Lucozade Sport Orange

Animal: Cheetah

Smell: Swimming pool chlorine (yes I know it's toxic as a gas!),

Stuff about me

Birthday: 23rd January

Twitter: @rattychipmunk (follow me!)

YouTube: dwmad94 (check it out, there's some good stuff!)

Sporcle: rattychipmunk

Blog: rattycantalk . blogspot . com

Facebook: I am on Facebook but I don't accept friend requests unless I actually know you.

Where I am: I live in Cumbria in England

Who I am: I take everyone as I find them, I am not prejudiced, I look for the good in people, I only dislike people if they've given me a good reason, I give second chances, I am a cat person, not a dog person, I am not a leader or a follower, I don't care what other people think of me unless I care about them, I believe charity starts at home, I hate violence (I'm a pacifist) but I respect the armed forces for fighting for their country, I am patriotic of my country, my amazing drama group and my school.

First CD I ever bought: Pure And Simple by Hear'Say

Songs that describe me almost exactly: Undiscovered - James Morrison, Play My Music - Jonas Brothers, Outisde Looking In - Jordan Pruitt (in Year Nine), Somethin' Special - Colbie Caillat (how I feel about my book)

Ten things I want to do: Get my book published, meet One Direction, meet Jason Flemyng, meet Taylor Swift, go to Harry Potter World, go to America, go to Cardiff, be able to use my feet as well as I can my hands, buy a holiday home in Cornwall, pass my driving test and get a car!

Pets I have: Two cats - Rolo and Wispa. Rolo is my male tabby, a bit overweight and grumpy, but I love him more than anything else in the world. He is built a little like a badger - he runs like a badger and walks on fences as well as a badger (he always falls off!) Wispa is long haired, black and white and is secretly a cross between a frog (she jumps about) a puppy (she gets excitable) a squirrel (she has a ridiculously bushy tail), an owl (she turns her head around and stares like one) and a cat! She is more mum's cat than mine.

Funny facts about me: I can do a very convincing impression of a dog barking, I was born three days late, at this precise moment whilst typing this I'm listening to Forever Young by One Direction, I call my phone Marcus, I call my iPod Jenny, I call my laptop Arthur, I have fifty different handbags, I frequently wear men's clothing (hats, hoodies, shoes, shorts, t-shirts), I have two Shains bands - a cuff and a bracelet, I don't like Chinese food, I sunburn really easily, I'm rather insane.

Famous people I've met: Gareth David Lloyd (Ianto Jones in Torchwood), Gino D'Acampo (celebrity chef, winner of I'm A Celebrity), Jack Ellis (from Bad Girls apparently)