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Unofficial Files by speechbubble reviews
A collection of one-shots and/or drabbles evolving around Alex Rider and Ben Daniels. SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Now with title image, thanks to littleshush!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/27/2010 - [Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox]
Yassen and the Baby by Alibi Nonsense reviews
The assassin's son...
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Yassen G. - Complete
Identification by InfinityIllusion reviews
"Are you...?" It's probably Alex's response to that question that demonstrates just how much he and his life have changed over the years.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Curiosity Caught the Elf by TheBraveButShrinkingViolet reviews
A young Legolas Thrandulion encounters Aragorn in the forests of Mirkwood and can't contain his wonder at the dark scruff which covers the ranger's jaw... warning: contains A/L slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A Place to Call Home by Shadow of the Forgotten reviews
Alex hadn't seen the assassin in years, but Yassen was back now and he was determined to stay. Alex/Yassen.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
AM I STILL ME? by Madd Kougar reviews
Alex breaks into the Academy under an assumed name and causes all sorts of problems. The girls just love their new teacher and a visit from the one and only Blackthorne boys. Add in 5:30 am running sessions and they're ready for some fun.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Cammie M.
Twenty Kisses by speechbubble reviews
A kiss on the cheek, on the hand, on the lips, kissed by your mother, your friend, your lover. A story - maybe two - told in twenty drabbles - twenty kisses. SLASH and het, various pairings with AlexBen as the main one.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub] - Complete
Assassin's Love by 24-7Fanfictioner reviews
Alex isn't who everyone thought he was, and MI-6 pushes him a little too hard. Alex/Yassen, explicit slash, slight D/s themes, murder, the usual.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Saving You, Loving You by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Tom isn't sure how long he can do this. SEQUEL to For Friendship, For You. SLASH.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Sesame Street and Swine Flu by MadScientistGirl reviews
Wilson has the swine flu, and House and Wilson watch Sesame Street. House/Wilson. Preslash and slight slashiness. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
For Friendship, For You by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Tom would do anything for Alex. Even when he doesn't ask. SLASH. Alex/Tom. One Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Talking of Michelangelo by lookupatthesky reviews
There are other things Alex Rider could be doing right now. Alex/Yassen. Slash, explicit sexual scenes, etc. You have been warned.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Beneath the London Eye by salty-sarah reviews
HIATUS AND PENDING REPOST: Alex calls Yassen up one night to begin a relationship that has consequences neither of them are quite prepared for. Is it hereditary to love the same man? Warnings for slash. Yassen/Alex
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Ten Moments with You by Lil Leif reviews
Ten moments Poppy and james have together post and pre- secret vampire...
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Poppy N., James R. - Complete
SnakeHead by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Alex is in the African jungle on his first assigned kill for scorpia accompanied by his instructor Yassen Gregorovich when one of the local snakes decides that Alex’s crotch would be a nice place to take a nap. Fluffy PWP one-shot Alex/Yassen
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Trustworthy? by Madd Kougar reviews
Gibbs is charged by the CIA with finding out how trustworthy Alex really is. Will Gibbs decide to send Alex on to a mission the likes of which he's never seen before? Or will he decide that Alex is dangerous and unprepared for the awaiting challenges...
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 53,826 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Song Of Praise by KoshIII reviews
House and Wilson decide to start a relationship with each other...but House's emotional issues put up a roadblock. Written for a house fest prompt.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bartok Bear by KoshIII reviews
house fest prompt 52. House has a special stuffed animal he kept from his childhood.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Love Good by Invader Hog reviews
The many faces of Luna Lovegood and Draco Malfoy. Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
In Ignorance We Suffer by Silver Queen reviews
Helen Rider. Maybe she knew. Maybe she didn’t. Written for the 2009 SpyFest
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Nana is Here by RiverOtter1 reviews
In which a grieving king is led on by his son. Short fluffy one-shot. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Scarves by Nyxelestia reviews
Jack and Sabina decide for a covert rendezvous in the club’s bathroom for a little fun. Jack/Sabina No, I could not help myself . PWP. Gift-fic for Jusmine.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Prompts by vballmania23 reviews
A collection of drabbles written for The Firm's Monthly Prompt Challenge. May prompts - accusation, corruption, incomplete, and sleepwalking.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009
A Quiet Passion by Dapper reviews
Elladan wishes his brother was less reserved. Legolas' visit is an opportunity he just can't ignore. Slash, fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
All Good Things by Silver Queen reviews
Ian and John and the secrets that make a man. This is where the end begins.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Flipside by Drowned Hopes reviews
She doesn't know why she hates the mirror. She doesn't even know it's not the mirror she hates. She simply stares into it, while deep inside she breaks.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Arya, Nasuada - Complete
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
After The End Of The World by Silver Queen reviews
Murmansk is not a name that will ever be forgotten. It’s a disaster, a tragedy of epic proportions. It’s exactly as General Sarov planned. AU from Skeleton Key. ONESHOT
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Moscou Blues by Subaru Dmon.subaru-d reviews
L'histoire prend place après Jeu de tueur. Alex est invité pour un voyage en russie afin d'en apprendre davantage sur son père. Attention Yaoi soft !
Alex Rider - Rated: T - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Silver and Gold by Amithradith reviews
Haldir and Legolas share an intimate moment in the Golden Wood. Slash warning and oneshot. Please R&R, this is my first slashfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Haldir, Legolas - Complete
Tree and Stone by Avon reviews
An encounter between an old Dwarf and a young Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Legolas
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