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Secrets, Lies, & Family Ties by IdPattThat reviews
He walked away from his true love for his career. Now, five years later, one phone call changes Edward Cullen's life in a way he never expected. AU/AH. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,833 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Frosty and his Beast by tinybee reviews
Harry's secret as Loki's son is discovered by SHIELD. Fortunately he just so happens to be someone who has helped saved the world a couple of times. With a new threat of rogue mutants, the Avengers team up with the X-Men to keep the peace, prevent a war between Thor and said X-Men, and assess the threat of one Harry Potter. Harry/Hank(Beast) SLASH. ONESHOT.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,618 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 188 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Hank/Beast - Complete
Remember Remember by Suite Sambo reviews
Regrouping after Ginny is severely injured, Harry goes on a mission for Minerva and discovers that Snape is alive, is living as a Muggle with no memory of his magical life, and has a daughter Lily's age. A fun & sentimental journey to bring Severus home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Christmas Wish by Na'hiel reviews
Harry, tired of trying to get along with his housemates, spends his Christmases at Hogwarts with Hedwig in the Owlery. There, he makes a friend who will stay with him for the rest of his life, and eventually become so much more. HP/NL, other side pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,423 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Harry P., Neville L.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Jurisdictional Issues by I. H. Scribe reviews
Someone else comes to claim Dean's soul at the beginning of Season 2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Tessa - Complete
Nothing left to live for by Dalnim reviews
AU. Bella dies in the battle with Victoria and Edward decides to join her in death and asks help from the Volturi. Aro agrees, but only on one condition.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Harry P., Edward] - Complete
What Life is All About by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry Potter was sent to America on Ministry business, through this he meets Nick Fury, the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Twelve years later the Avengers Initiative is put into play after the Tesseract is stolen by visiting alien, Loki. How will Harry find the Avengers and will the battle of Manhattan go smoother with Harry Potter on their side? Slash. Nick Fury/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Harry P., Nick F.] - Complete
Beyond Secrets by Whispering Darkness reviews
He wasn't a threat here – he wasn't an issue. Just a bystander - someone who didn't know what was really going on here. Except that Harry did know – he knew enough, because he knew Bruce and he knew lies and he knew being hunted and in the end this was Bruce's choice. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 485 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Home by julesmonster reviews
Tony took the promotion to lead a team in Rota, Spain. Now, five years later, he's on his way back to DC for the first time and not everyone is excited by his return. SLASH. Gibbs/DiNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.] - Complete
His Hands by doyou000me reviews
Wishing for someone to take care of him, Harry meets Krum during his 4th year. As he gets to know the Bulgarian, he finds someone who might be willing to do just that. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Boy Who Survived by PumpkinSparks8616 reviews
Lily Evans had lived a blessed life but when Voldemort attacks the Potters Harry's twin is mistakenly declared the boy-who-lived she gives Harry to the Dursleys to protect Ethan without her husband's consent, eleven years later he has to adjust to a life outside of his cupboard. How will he cope? SLASH. HPDM, RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,083 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Movie Night by FatesMistake reviews
Albus has created a school-wide Movie Night for the last Friday of every month. Severus uses this time to observe Harry and his group of friends. Bad Evil Ron and Ginny, pre-slash/slash, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Neutral by fanficoholic reviews
Piper Halliwell is the Lady of the Lake. Shouldn't there be a Merlin too? When Chris traveled back to save Wyatt from turning evil, he should have known that he wouldn't be the only one there from his time. After all Harry always does the unexpected. Prequel and One-shot
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Chris H., Harry P. - Complete
The Sum Of All Your Fears by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
The Chitauri found him after he fell. They promised him revenge and the boy from his dreams, the boy with the lightning bolt scar that Loki couldn't remember. The Tesseract invaded his mind, polluting it, emptying it, until all that remained was fear and anger and he didn't know who he was anymore. But Harry would save him. Because that's what heroes did. AU Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 318 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Son of a Dark Lord by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,294 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 3,778 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Birthday Wish by Fawkes1725 reviews
Since his parents demise at the hands of Voldemort Harry has lived a life no child should have to at the hands of the Dursleys. Every year he has made this same wish on his birthday. Will his wish finally come true? Snape/Harry mentor fic. Rated for abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 264,830 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Quiet Time by pikachumomma reviews
Theo loves his quiet time and cuddling with his husband and is annoyed when it is interrupted by a red head and a know-it-all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Shattered Mind by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Set after the war is over, Voldemort wins and we catch a glimpse of what life is like for Harry, homosexual relationship!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Digging Up Your Dead by almaruth reviews
AU Post Bury Your Dead. After Gibbs watched Tony's car blow up, and spent too many hours thinking DiNozzo was dead, he came to several important realizations about himself. Gibbs/Tony slash, folks.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,435 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Daddy's Little Bug by Laugh.While.Crying reviews
"That's why we have daddies, isn't it. To protect us from the bad people." Lily Luna Potter has a little talk with her daddy. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Lily Luna P., Harry P. - Complete
Perfect, Precious by You're All So Vacant reviews
Eighth Year Fic. After the war, Harry and Draco drunkenly sleep together. Then they are assigned as buddies in a Muggle class! Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,935 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Deafening Silence by TheGoldenTrio333 reviews
When the final battle ended, Harry Potter disappeared. He has returned after five years but he is not the same. He harbours secrets. Some are determined to know what happened in 1998 and know it's time to end the silence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,850 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bella Cullen's Reminiscent Ten Year Reunion by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Wife, Mother, and Second grade teacher. Bella Cullen had her life a certain way since she graduated Forks High. A letter from her ten year reunion awakens the insecure eighteen year old girl that left Forks that distant time ago. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anonymity by AquilusNyx reviews
The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,776 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Unanswered Prayers by SparklingTwilight reviews
Prayers are funny things. I used to think mine fell on deaf ears. -Rated M for mature language-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,707 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prince Produce by UofMAnne reviews
What are the chances that an overheard phone conversation in the produce department could lead to something more? Emmett's about to find out. AH-My submission for the 30 Days of Em.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Good Luck Has Its Storms by Emmylia reviews
Harry's marriage with Ginny has crumbled into dust. Draco decides this is the perfect time to make a move. Add into the mix several children and conspiring relatives and it's a recipe for success...right? Not! Especially with jealous exes to contend with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,187 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5517 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 2,533 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Doing the Lambeth Walk by Blame Brampton reviews
After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4788 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scorpius's Request by SylviaW1991 reviews
Little Scorpius comes into Harry's life very unexpectedly when Draco is kidnapped by persons unknown and just wants his daddy back. Will Harry be able to fulfill that wish? And if he can't, who will take care of the child in Draco's absence? Future HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Padfoot3456 reviews
Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by Emi-Lynn reviews
An accident reveals a truth two men are hiding and Gibbs learns a valuable lesson. Established McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6557 - Favs: 5,937 - Follows: 3,546 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unconventional by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
plan verb, planned, plan·ning. a specific project or definite purpose: plans for the future. A girl that lives by the definition and a boy that scoffs at it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,537 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merry Widower by MrsFWDarcy reviews
"Hermione," he practically purred, "you're still in love with me." AU post-Hogwarts Dramione that is loosely based on Franz Lehar's 'The Merry Widow'. Pretty light and fluffy, but rated M for sex scenes and some coarse language. Extended summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,354 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Making A Muggle Cake by DiamondintheDark reviews
Draco and 7 year old Scorpius make a cake for Astoria's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,576 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Naked Consequences by Lolenone reviews
AU. Tony gets into some trouble, and ends up tied to a backporch - in just his underwear. The year is '93, it's winter and poor little Tony is only 11 years old. He is saved by a blue eyed little 'angel'. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Amongst the Living by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Bella a college graduate returns to live with her father. She meets an anxiety ridden Edward. When she tries to help him she learns maybe he's the one really teaching her how to live. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,762 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mine by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
The New Directions boys can't believe that Blaine finds Kurt attractive. Blaine explains why he has the hottest boyfriend in existence. Klaine fluff, slash. I thought of this cute little one shot, and figured it would be a good break from all the angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A New Dawn by Dark Disaster reviews
There are two new mutants who show up at Professor Xavier's School for the Gifted, but what exactly are they hiding? Do Gambit, Rogue, Bobby and John know more than they let on about their new colleagues? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,503 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Gambit - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17637 - Favs: 10,587 - Follows: 5,585 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Runs In the Family by Written Saviour reviews
COMPLETE! Harry, beaten and abused, comes to Tim's place. The magical war is over. Adventures await the NCIS team. HP/NCIS crossover. HP/TM SLASH. AU after OOTP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,223 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Tim M. - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9739 - Favs: 5,550 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nymphomaniac by touttoi reviews
Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Underexposed by daisy3853 reviews
When Jasper walks into her photography classroom, Bella knows nothing of his broken past. All she knows is what she feels: an immediate connection to a beautiful stranger. Rated M for language and violent themes. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,248 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Save Me From the Dark by lizzieloo reviews
A young girl descended from a half-vampire. A family that loves and protects her from afar. A coven that covets her potential powers. Who will win the fight for her existence?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,679 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animal Attraction by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
Bella is a veterinarian who ran away from the love she knew she couldn't have. Now he's back, and she tries to keep him at arms length, but he's having none of it. But there are other forces at work trying to keep them apart. A/H A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,341 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17504 - Favs: 10,554 - Follows: 4,741 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6213 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Project Planner by teshara reviews
When Dr. Sheldon Cooper is asked to help on a secret project he's in for more than a few surprises.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 161 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hermione G., Sheldon C. - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12187 - Favs: 5,738 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
3, 2, 1 by hdink reviews
Bella moves to New York & somehow things go from better to worse as she is left pregnant & alone. Her saviors come in many shapes & sizes with one thing in common. 3 pregnancies, 2 weddings, 1 happy family. Warning*drug use & smut ahead. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,719 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3455 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Magical Experience HP by EdwardCullen4President reviews
Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/Ja Re/JB Em/Ro C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,777 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Headache Tonight and Heartache Soon by FiveForFighting09 reviews
Tony's head is going to explode. Not surprising, considering he got hit with a crowbar. But the shadows are getting closer and really, Tony knew the peace was too good to be true. But Tony would do anything for his family. Last part of Ben!Verse.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,081 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Retrieval by gekizetsu reviews
SPN/NCIS xover, sequel to Volatile Compounds. Gibbs told the Winchesters not to use their NCIS badges again unless he said so. They didn't realize that in Gibbs-speak, that meant they were on call.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W. - Complete
The Man Who Lived by phantomviola reviews
If Harry Potter is The Boy Who Lived, what does that make Captain Jack Harkness?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Jack H., Harry P. - Complete
How To Relate by tiffaroolou reviews
Tony's been getting threatening letters and the team is worried, but Tony isn't taking them seriously. Then come the attempts on his life. Could the new girl at NCIS be involved? And will a secret from Tony's past be revealed in the search? COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,059 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Just a Check Up! by alfalfaba reviews
The TARDIS has left the Doctor near Forks, home to two different alien species. Of course, the Doctor's going to go check up on them. Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9558 - Favs: 8,167 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4615 - Favs: 5,158 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Never Mess With Gibb's Coffee by BookwormKali reviews
Something even vampire's shouldn't do.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Emmett - Complete
Beautifully Disheveled by sez-princess reviews
She's troubled, he's in a rut. They're complete opposites – but they've been brought together. She's a young, naïve stripper and he's the successful recently-single man who wants to help her. BxE . OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,518 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anybody There by Kat097 reviews
AU AH. “I’m not a damsel in distress and I sure as hell didn’t put out a flyer for a white knight." Sometimes the damsel wants to do things her own damn way, despite her feelings for the man who wants to save her. B/E. Complete with outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,342 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Other by Unofficial Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch. She’s “something other.” Vamps/Werewolves included. Canon Pairings. Nominated for Indie TwiFic award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,708 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A New Life in San Francisco by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Slash Harry/Chris. Harry tries to make a normal life in San Francisco after escaping from Azkaban after being framed for murder except he can't escape magic, no matter what form it is in. Great involvement in the Charmed Ones' family.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,908 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Chris H., Harry P. - Complete
Volatile Compounds by gekizetsu reviews
Crossover with NCIS. The boys finally flash the wrong counterfeit badges while investigating murders on a Naval base.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8929 - Favs: 15,064 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On The Prowl by two hours' traffic reviews
Nessie has convinced her uncle to play hide-and-seek with her. What she doesn't know is that he's a huge spoilsport, and needs a few pointers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 295 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Unexpected by PadyandMoony reviews
I wasn’t supposed to survive but I did and I opened my eyes to the last person on earth I wanted to see. And when I did he asked me if I wouldn’t survive for my son. And I never expected what came afterwards. Sevitus. DHSPOILER
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,453 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3192 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pet Names by opalish reviews
HarryGinny fluff. Ginny decides her seven year old daughter needs a pet name. The daughter in question is less than pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Very Happy Birthday Indeed by opalish reviews
HarryGinny fluff. It's Ginny's eighteenth birthday, and has Harry got a surprise for her! Of course, this being Harry, he gets it all wrong... There's some minor RHr as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete