MacavityManiac
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Joined 04-07-10, id: 2318453, Profile Updated: 09-19-12
Author has written 53 stories for Cats, Warriors, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Les Misérables, and Seussical.

Yo!! Its MacavityManiac! And, this is my profile. Enjoy, and be prepared for a LOT of Macavity!

Name - MacavityManiac

Species - Jellicle

Gender - Queen

Mate - Macavity

Nicknames - Mana, Miss Maniac, Psyco (by Munkustrap), Maccy

Age - 15

Country - USA

Other Favorites - Wicked, Hairspray, Warriors, Funny Girl, Little Shop Of Horrors, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight

Likes - CATS (duh!!), Warriors, my two kitties, Macavity, sugar, reading, writing, Macavity, sugar, painting, Swedish Fish, scetching, drawing, Macavity, sugar, sugar, sugar, SUGAR!! And MMMAAACCCAAAVVVIIITTTYYY!! ( get the point?)

Dislikes - CATS haters ( what's wrong with you people!?), Macavity haters (Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!), math, homework, Kingdom Hearts (sorry Volixia669), Munkustrap ( he hates Macavity, I hate him. That's a warning to all Macavity haters. You hate him, I hate you!!)

I'm a weird and freaky girl who would rather sit and read, write, or draw than ride a roller coaster. If I have sugar, I get very hyper and random!! KITTY!! LIP GLOSS!! CHOCOLATE!!

Macavity : Uh.. is it possible for you to not go insane?

MacavityManiac : NOO!! NEVER!! (starts to dance around singing Macvaity's song) Macavity, Macavity! There's no one like Macavity!

Macavity : (makes cute face) (I'm not going to call it a 'puppy dog' face. that would insult cats everywhere) Please?

MacavityManiac : AWWWW!! SO CUTE!! (rabidfangirltacklehugs him, and starts kissing his face)

Macavity : (gives readers a murderous look) Whoever gave her sugar. I. Will. Kill. You. (looks at MacavityManiac) Although, I kinda like this. You fanfiction writers need to give me more fangirls like this. (points at MacavityManic, than hugs her)

MacavityManiac : (almost faints when Macavity hugs her) Hehehe. (looks annoyed at readers) Well, go on. Keep reading!

"Macavity will rule the world!!" - me when I went totally insane the other day when my friend Olivia said that I couldn't hire Macavity to desroy her. I yelled this to the entire soccer field, including my crush. Arn't I smart?

"I'm a flying goth kitty!!" - me the other day when i, once again, went insane. i was swinging very high at the time, so the flying part is understandable, and so is the goth part since i recently went goth. and the kitty part, well, thats just me.

"I'm SO drunk!" - me at a sleep over where i drank like two of those big soda bottles.

"Pie!!" - my very random friend.

"I am Moses!" - my other very random friend when he was walking around the playground holding a huge stone and a log. this ended with me and my other friend chasing him with pointy sticks, him throwing the rock on the climbing structure, and my friend doing presure point to him. fun huh?

"She'll cut off your head, until you're dead! She doesn't really wanna be your friend!" - my very VERY random friend singing a song when we were doing a very random pirates of the caribbean rpg at recess. she was her oc disco dog. 0.o

"Be a lady!" - my stepmom when she was taking a pic of me and my bffs outside a school dance and my friend said shit when she dropped her phone.

"Shnarf Shnarf!!!" - me when me and Miss-Misto were in NYC last weekend and she was pinning my hair inside my cats wig for our Amer'cas got Talent audition and she stuck a bobby pin into my head. a few minutes later, her mom walked in and Miss-Misto was like 'this is the sound Mana makes when i stick a bobby pin in her head' and she stuck another bobby pin in meh head and I said that again. that has been my saying/moto for the past week

"It's like a gusher! Only bloody." - my friend Will yesterday when i almost sliced my thumb off in wood shop.

"PENGUN!!!" - my friend Meg the other day. She said this in a very kung-fu way

If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Random favorites

food - chicken parmagiana

soda - root beer or cream soda

other drink - arizona sweetened iced tea or mcdonalds sweet iced tea

book - phantom of the opera by gaston leroux and the warriors series by erin hunter

movie - phantom of the opera (2004) and cats

smell - vinegar

animal - cat

name - destiny

best friends on fanfiction.net - Mistofan10, RumTumTugress, Miss-Misto, Volixia669, Weaslygirl88, Ravyn's Wing

caffine is my friend. sugar is my BEST friend. if you have caffine and/or sugar when you have writer's block and the writer's block goes away instantly, copy and paste this into your profile

11/25/10 - I got into a production of CATS!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!! My jazz teacher is choreographing it and she saw me and Miss-Misto trick-or-treating in our cats costumes and told us about it. It's a highschool production at a school in the next town and i went to watch the audition and she let me audition for the ensamble!!!!! I got in and i might get a solo, either singing or dancing!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!! AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!!!! I also might get to do the makeup and make some of the costumes!!! I'M IN HEAVEN!!!!!

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Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Macavity

2.Demeter

3.Tugger

4.Jemima

5.Rumpleteazer

6.Bombalurina

7.Etcetera

8.Pouncival

9.Victoria

10.Mistoffelees

(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

That Rumpleteazer is Macavity's daughter

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they think?

Demeter finds out that Tugger and Jemima are mates? Of course, she doesn't care. She hates Tugger.

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?

Woolworth pearls or Tugger.

Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

Hmmmmmm? Bomba gets attacked by a Pollicle, Macavity saves her and nurses her back to health at his Empire, they end up falling in love, Bomba gets the Jellicles to reaccept Macavity.

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Umm, ok. Golden Fireworks

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

8/5. I think Pounci and Teazer would be a better couple than Deme and Pounci. Dem is too serious for Pounce. Teazer and Pounce are both mischievious and funny. They would be perfect for each other.

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Bombalurina. She's more feirce and can probably look after herself better than Cetti.

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (10). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (10), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

Oh boy. Rumpleteazer is mated with Tugger but Bombalurina wants Tugger all to herself. Bombalurina gets Demeter and Pouncival to help, but everything goes wrong when Tugger runs off with Victoria. Jemima and Mistoffelees go to bring them both back, but find out that Demeter and Tugger are the parents of Etcetera and Mistoffelees. It comes to light that Rumpleteazer was cheating on Tugger with Mistoffelees, and cheating on both of them with Pouncival. What is the tribe's reaction? Okay, they are shocked that Tugger picked Teazer, and that he runs off with Victoria. They are really shocked that Demeter and Tugger are/were mates, and that Teazer would cheat on Tugger with either Misto or Pounci. Are you happy?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls." (and off cliffs!)

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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(I got this from Musicgal3. Tanks Musicgal3!)Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)

1)Macavity

2)Demeter

3)Bombalurina

4)Tugger

5)Mistoffelees

6)Jemima

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?

Okay, Macavity is Misto and Victoria's dad. Macavity and Misto both have magical powers, and Victoria kinda has magical dance powers.

Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.
Demeter is a thief? Weird but, okay. A wristwatch. It's the most practical thing, and, as we all know, Demeter is very practical.

(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?
Demeter is telling Bomba that she still loves Macavity. Macavity thinks that Demetr is still scared of him and that Bomba is trying to reassure her that he won't be back.

(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (5), whom (4) likes. (5), however, is torn between the two, although (2) catches their eye. What happens next?
Bombalurina and Tugger are best friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Bomba is wanting to mate with Misto, whom Tugger likes as a friend. Misto, however, is torn between the two, loving Bomba, but not wanting to loose his friendship with Tugger, although Demeter catches his eye. This is very weird but, here goes. Misto realizes that Bomba is just a big flirt, and asks Demeter to be his mate.

Continuing the previous scenario, (5) loves (2) and (2) secretly admires (5). What happens when (1), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (2)?
Misto loves Demeter and Demeter secretly admires Misto.What happens when Macavity, Bombalurina, and Tugger find out that Misto loves Demeter. Hmmmm? Macavity is crushed (yay! he's still mine!), Bomba is happy for her sister, and Tugger couldn't care less and starts kissing Bomba, since Demeter hates him.

(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honour for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)
Jemima has been chosen to go to the Heavyside Layer. Either Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Electra, Jennanydots, or Skimbleshanks, since they're her family.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

to snooze in."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Smoking Gun presents World's Dumbest Criminals

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:29

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:30

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Not sure what time it was, but I was running like a madcat inside from the car, trying to escape the pouring rain.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A Macavity fanfic (hehehe)

9. What are you wearing?

A slate gray tee-shirt with some black designs onthe bottom and a pink heart on one side; black jeans; and gold gladiator sandels with orange straps. I'm a freak arn't I?:)

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I deamt that Tugger was in cat form and he came into my house, followed by some kittens. I adopt them all, and than some grown up, fluffy form of Etcetera comes in with her kitten, and I forget the rest.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was on the phone with my mom and I said that my friend Stephanie had permision to be exqueezed from school early, instead of excused.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Three paintings, some light fixtures, bookshelves, another picture, three doors, and ten windows

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yes. I'm watching a show about dumb criminals, and I saw a really dumb criminal peeing in someones's car.

14. What do you think of this survey?

No comment.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Cats. Duh!?!?!?!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The rights to Cats, anything that says Macavity on it (if there was nothing that said Macavity, I would get some stuff custom made), I would dye my hair dark ginger, buy green contact lenses, and buy a life time supply of unitards, arm warmers, leg warmers, yarn, crepe wool, fabric paint, fabric dye, and face paint.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I've seen the Cats video 298 times

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

EVERYONE MUST LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHHHAHHHHAHHHHAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

19. George Bush:

Ummm, how do I put this without swearing? I'll just use Munkustrap to replace every swear. That Munkustraping idiot. He had no Munkustraping idea what the Munkustrap he was doing. Glad he's gone.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Diriatan

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Macavity. No, seriously.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe if the touring company of Cats came to wherever I was.

37 Secrets About Yourself.
(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No

2) Where did you get your default picture?
What?

3) What's your middle name?
Mae

4) Your current relationship status?
Uhhh, I have a crush but he's datng my fiend.

5) Does your crush like you back?
If he did, than why would he date my friend?

6) What is your current mood?
Macavity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Not answering that

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Slate gray with some little black designs around the bottom and a pink heart on one side

9) Missing something?
Any sort of a brain, any sanity I once had, and some of my Cats papers.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Asking my crush out

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?
A Jellicle! And if people actually had to know what is was, a cat.

12) Ever had a near death experience?
No, but my Jellicle self, Jemaara, has in the book I'm writing.

13) Something you do a lot?
Watch Cats, write Cats fanfiction, sing Cats, dance Cats, draw Cats, read Cats fanfiction, look at Cats fanart, run my Cats fansites, visit Cats fansites, and anything else to do with Cats

14) The song stuck in your head?
Macavity

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
Insane Tara

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
No clue

17) When was the last time you cried?

Don't remember

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes. A few talent shows, school chorus, two singing competitions, a few performences at lunch at my school, a school musical, do my friends ad family count?

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Magic, like Misto and Macavity!!!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Eye color

21) What do you usually order from starbucks?
Decaf caramel machiatto with extra milk and sugar

22) What's your biggest secret?

I don't have one

23) Favorite color?

All of them

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Define kiddie shows...

25) What are you?
Scotch/Irish, Cherokee Indian, English, a little French

26) Do you speak any other language?
French, Spanish, and a little Italian

27) What's your favorite smell?
Chocolate, caramel, catnip, Chinese dumpling sauce

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Unfortunatly, not.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31) What should you be doing?
Getting myself some juice and popcorn

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My dad

33) Do you like working in the yard?
No.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Mistoffelees, Guisti, Roberts

35) Do you act differently around the person you like ?
Yes. I act like a complete idiot.

36) What is your natural hair color?
Light brownish-blonde with a few auburn highlights

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
No clue.

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MY 9 NAMES (For all of these I have used my Fanfiction name. Not my real one.)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Emma

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle)

Emmaizzle (lol)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:

(favorite color and favorite animal)

Black Jellicle (hehehe)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Mae Meadowood or Mae Colrain

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Cumem (uhhh, ok?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Blue Cream (epic)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and
last letter of your mom's middle name)

Mmauuce (weird)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents' middle names)

Mae Laurence or Laurence Mae. First one. I'm not a guy.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Jet (completely epic)

10. YOUR NOBODY NAME:
(Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

Ammex (i just did that to make Volixia669 happy)

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Tell the truth and run.
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The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

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Type your name with your knuckles: macavitymaniac (haha! I'M AWESOME!!!)

Type your name with your nose: MACAVITYMANIAC

Type your name with your name with your feet: macavitymaniac (i'm still awesome!!! xD)

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs your heart

Best Friends only poke each other with straws

(And sisters whack each other with inflatable rubber mallets!)

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend has to ask why you're crying. A best friend already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

A good friend will say you can do better. A best friend will call him up and say "You have seven days to live

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! turns out i got 45 out of 100 and deserve everyone of them, allthough i am a very smart fan ficcer.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (not necessarily in my hand, but somewhere just a freaking obvious)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I've called my Mom 'Dad' my Dad 'Mom' and my cat Richard Melvin)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door (screen door, but still...)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (I told MYSELF and I still stepped in it smacks self in head with hand)
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (hot glue from a hot glue gun. I would put some on my finger.)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (pretty sure I was reading and walking. My family was with my. I was wearing a baseball hat so I wasn't hurt, thankfully)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I think everyone has done this one.) nods vigorously in agreement
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (actually, it was the top bunk of a bunk bed. I was reaching for a shelf and fell...broke my wrist. Got a cast. All better now. I would hope, since it happened when I was little.)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (no, but I've gotten in the shower with my glasses still on a couple times)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (in the elbow...still have a grey-blue dot where I stabbed myself)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (maybe not the first part, but I have definitely forgotten how old I am.)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (The Department of Redundancy Department!)
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I think everyone has done this one too.)
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (me AND my little sister)
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Stepped on a step that wasn't there
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (jokes too) and I've gotten myself confuzzled when trying to explain something
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one. _

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if I’m a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

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Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1
Tugger

2 Demeter

3 Bombalurina

4 Macavity

5 Rumpleteazer

6 Jemima

(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?
Hmmm. Garnet and Alura. Garnet is dark red with some leopard spots and a small curl in her headfur. Alura is gold with black leopard spots on her arms and legs, a white bib, and red stipes in her headfur.

(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?
Macavity. I don't like slash. not one. single. bit.

(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
Oh boy. First of all, Jemi would never cut off anyones leg but, if she had to, Macavity. It pains me to say that but, everyone hates Macavity. If you are reading this and you hate Macavity, you suck.

(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
Uhh. Tugger. Everyone is crazy about Tugger, even Teazer. Plus, Macavity's all mine!!! MUAHHAHHAHH!!!!

(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Oh dear. So Tugger creeps into Teazer and Bomba's den (They're roomates) to find them about to pour water Demeter. Macavity and Jemima make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake up Demeter or help Teazer and Bomba. Tugger would probably help Bomba (duh!), Macavity wouldn't want to pour water on Demeter, and Jemi's just so sweet she wouldn't want to take sides so she just backs out slowly. Happy?!?!?!

Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Hmmm. Sisters from White Christmas

Love Polygon time! (Technically hexagon- who cares?) (1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?
Uh oh. I'm kinda scared of this one, but here goes. Tugger discovers his mate Macavity (nooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Macavity's not gay!!!!!!!!!!) doesn't love them anymore - he loves Jemima (uhh, isn't he a little old for her?). Jemima, however, secretly fancies Demeter (noooooo!! please not femslash!!!). Demeter proclaims her love for Bomba (they're SISTERS for gods sake!!!), but Bomba and Teazer are happily tgether (AHHHHHHHHH!!! i'm crying here!!), except Teazer keeps dreaming of Tugger (now that's normal for any queen). If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first. This is the stupidest thing ever but, I think either Deme or Jemi. Demeter's so freakin paranoid and Jemi's just so sweet and innocent (well, I guess not, judging by who she's in love with, according to this :0) Than Macavity would cry cuz he doesn't like seeing Deme upset, which would make Bomba cry (she kinda liks Mac), which would make Tugger cry cuz he doesn't like seeing Bomba upset, which would make Teazer cry cuz no one likes seeing Tugger cry. That was horrifing to write. Never make me do that again.

(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?
Macavity is about to kill everyone? He wouldn't do that!! He's to sweet ;)!!!! But, Tugger. Maccy wouldn't kill a Queen. Plus, Tugger can be very annoying.

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1. Demeter

2.Bombalurina

3.Tugger

4.Etcetera

5.Victoria

6.Alonzo

7.Macavity

8.Pouncival

9.Mistoffelees

10.Jemima

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Etcetera : H-hi Tuggie!! (giggle)

Tuger : (grin) Hey Cettie

Etcetera : (stares dreamily at Tugger)

Pouncival : Hey, I'm here too you know!

Tugger : Whatever pipsqueek

Pouncival : Tugger, would you join me in the kitchen for a minute?

Tugger : (shrug) Sure?

They walk into the kitchen. Pouncival closes the door.

Pouncival : (points at Tugger) Listen up 'Elvis'. Stop.Flirting. With. Cettie.

Tugger : Why? (he finally gets it) Oh boy! Someone's got a cru-ush!! Imma tell Cettie!

Pouncival : (picks up really big fork) Misa gonna kill you!!! (starts chasing Tugger)

Tugger screams like a girl and runs out of the kitchen, with Pounce chasing him. Etcetera watches the run out of her den.

Etcetera : Uhhhh...what just happened?

Me : Never mind. What's for desert?

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Me : Hmmm. Dem or Lonzi? Lonzi. Deffinatly.

Demeter : What? Why not me?!?! We could do makevers and talk about hot Toms!

Me : Well, number one, you used to date Macavity. He's mine. Number two, Lonzi is HOT!!!

Alonzo : Well Thank you

Me : (giggle) You're welcome. But, no offense, you're not as hot as Macavity. But you're still hot.

Alonzo : (shrugs) I can live with that. So, do you want me to order pizza?

Demeter : (sniffs) I can tell when I'm not wanted. Matbe I'll go back to Macavity.

Me : (tackles Demy) That's it!!!! You're dead!!! (beats Demy up)

Alonzo : Yay!! Queen fight!!

Me : (walks away from beaten up Demy, over to Alonzo) Sleepover!!

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?!

Jemima : OMG!!! Bomby! You and MACAVITY!!!

Macavity : (pushes Bomba away) STOP KISSING ME!!! My heart belongs to Mana!(wipes off mouth) Yuck!

Bomba : (shrugs) Demeter broke up with him. He's available.

Macavity : NO I'M NOT!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!

Jemima : (looks around nervously) But, what will Mana think?

Bomba : (freezes) Uh oh.

Me : (walks in and realizes what's goig on) MISA KILL BOMBA!!!! (starts chasing Bomba with knives)

Bomba : AHHHHHHHHH!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Macavity : Yes, that's right. Fight for my love. I'll choose Mana anyway.

Me : (walks away from beaten up Bomba) All better (kisses Macavity)

Jemima : (slightly scared) Y-you seem to like beating up people...

Me : Yes. Yes I do. So unless you like my boyfriend and want a broken arm, you can leave now.

Jemima : (backs away slowly)

Three falls in love with Four. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Pounce : NOOOOOOOO!!! Not Cettie!!! WAAHHHHH!!

Cettie : Sorry Pounci. Tugger loves me. (sees Tugger kissing Cassandra) WHAT?!?!?!

Tugger : Sorry Cettie.

Cettie : (starts to cry)

Pounce : (puts arms around Cettie) It's okay. I love you.

Cettie : (sniffs) Thanks Pounci

Pounce : Just a sec Cettie. (walks over to Tugger and punches him. walks back to Cettie) There we go. (kisses Cettie)

Me : AWWWWW!!!

Tugger : Owww. That hurt!!

Me : Shadup. (punches Tugger, knocking him out)

Tugger : Catnip (passes out)

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Me : AHHH!! Cettie, what are you doing?!?!

Cettie : I'm supposed to be a good little kitten, and I'm sick of it!!! (starts to beat me up)

Macavity, Jemima, and Bombalurina walk into the ally and see this happening.

Bomba : O. M. G!!!! Cettie, what the hell are you doing?!?!?!

Cettie : (punching me) I have anger issues, okay?

Macavity : (leaps foreward and throws Cettie away) Get away from my girlfriend, you brat!!!!

Me : Thank you. (kisses Macavity)

Jemima : (completely clueless) Wh-what just happened?

Bomba : (sighs) Nothing Jemmy. Just walk away.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?.

Demeter : So, first you chop the carrots. (picks up knife and sees Macavity) AHHH!! MACAVITY!!!!!!! (accidentaly cuts the tip of her tail off) WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?

Me and Macavity : (Lmao)

Jemima : EWWW!!! BLOOD!!

Tugger : Whatever. (kisses Bomba)

Viki : Uhh... no comment.

Lonz : What the hell!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cettie : YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!

Pounce : What's so gross?

Misto : (fixes Demy's tail with his magic) All better?

Demeter : (nodds) Thanks Misto. (kisses his cheek

Me : OOOOO!!! What will Munku think? hehehe

Demeter : (faces me) Excuse me?

Fifteen minutes later... I am beat up, Macavity is rushing me to the ER, Jemima Cettie, and Viki are barfing, Misto is trying frantically to make them stop barfing, Bomba and Demy are gossiping, Tugger is flirting (shocker), and Pounce and Lonz are waiting to comfort the barfing Queens. That was fun.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Tugger : I'm NOT gay. No matter how much you writers like to make me gay, I'm not. Cettie, come over here

Cettie : Yes Tuggie? (batts eyelashes)

Tugger : (hold arms open) Marry me?

Cettie : YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tugger : (a little scared) O-okay. (kisses Cettie)

Cettie : EEEEEEP!!! (faints)

Tugger : That went well

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Pounce : WHAT THE HELL?!?!? I'm not invited to my best friend's wedding?!?!?!

Cettie : Sorry Pounce, but I didn't want you to kill Tugger.

Pounce : TUGGER?!?! YOU'RE MARRYING TUGGER?!?!?!

Cettie : Uh oh. Uh... sorry?

Pounce : WAHHHHH!!! I thought you loved meeeeee!!!

Cettie : Bomba, help!!

Bomba comes over and kisses Pounce.

Pounce : Uh... why was I crying? Nevermind. (starts making out with Bomba)

Bomba : Well, at least Mana can't beat me up for making out with Pounce. I should just enjoy this. (kisses Pounce back)

I walk over and look at what's happening.

Me : How did this happen? YOU are marrying Tugger, when everyone thoug Bomba would. And Bomba is now Pounce's girlfriend when everyone thought you would be!!! Did I miss something?

Cettie : Uh... no?

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Alonzo : Uh... because he nearly KILLED me at the Ball?!?!?!

Macavity : (shrugs) And that proves what? Oh, and what's this I heard about you and my girlfriend having a sleepover? Hmmm?

Alonzo : Uhhh.. what do you mean?

Macavity : You know very well what I mean! Nothing happened, did it? You better not have kissed her!!!!!!

Alonzo : Uh... (runs away with Macavity chasing him)

Me : Yay!! Two Toms are fighting over MEEEEE!!!

Bomba : So what? Happens all the time with me.

Me : (punches Bomba) Don't ruin my moment!

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Tugger : Really Misto? Being late for your best friend's wedding?

Misto : Sorry it's just, Jemi and I were walking and I fell into a ditch, and she tried to get me out and she fell in, than this Pollicle comes along and I zapped it and IT fell in. Than Jemi kissed me and now I'm here.

Cettie : How'd you get out?

Misto : We climbed on the Pollicle and it was high enough that we could climb out.

Tugger : Suuurrreee. So, you and Jemi?

Misto : Yep.

Tugger : You like her?

Misto : Yep

Tugger : You gonna marry her?

Misto : Tugger!!!!!

Cetti : Okay, how'd this get to be about you and Jemi?!?!?! This is me and Tugger's wedding!

Misto : Sorry Cettie. By the way, I really don't like that collar on you.

Cettie : Oh, you wanna go sparklebutt?!?!!?

Misto : Bring it on cupcake!!!!

5 minutes later... Misto is beaten up very badly, Tugger and Cettie are married and Jemi is trying to revive Misto.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Misto murdered Demeter to get back at Bomba for pouring honey in his magic sparkle dust.

Bomba : NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU MURDER MY SISTER?!?!?!?!?!

Misto : Haha. That'll teach you to ruin my sparkle dust!

Me : Ohhhh! Munku is gonna kick your butt!!!

Misto : Uh oh. Maybe I should've thought this through.

Me : Yeeaahh. I wouldn't want to be you.

Misto : Eeeep.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Alonzo and Demeter are being attacked by Pollicles, Macavity, and a very annoyed Mana.

Alonzo : Don't worry Demeter!!! I'll save you!!! (scoops up Demeter and carries her away)

Me : Well, what do you expect? They were together at the Ball.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Pounci : I'm soooo hungry!! (looks at Tugger and takes out a fork and knife)

Tugger : (slightly freaked out) P-pounce? W-what are you d-doing?

Pounci : (grins sinisterly)

1 hour later... Pounci is full and Tugger is no where to be found. No, Pounci didnt eat him. Though he hates him, he is not a cannibal. Pounci was going to eat the bark off the tree behind Tugger an Tugger, thinking Pounci was going to eat hm, ran away.

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Misto : How's my favorite sister doin'?

Viki : cough. Well, I have a broken arm, two broken legs, and serious head trauma. But, other than that, I'm great.

Misto : (completely clueless) Awesome!!! So, here's an update. Dem and Lonz are kinda together, Pounce and Bomba are still together, me and Jemi are dating, and Cettie and Tugger are still married.

Viki : Yeah, Cettie and Tugger won't last.

Jemima comes in.

Jemima : Hi Viki! And, how's my boyfriend?

Misto : Great! (starts making out with Jemi)

Viki : Ohhh gross!!!! Spare me, please!!!

Me : Now you know how we all feel when you kiss Plato.

Viki : (sticks tounge out)

Me : hehehe

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Viki was sooooooooo wrong. Tugger and Cetti are still happily married.

Pounci : Booo!!

Me, Tugger and Cettie : SHUT UP!!!! NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!

Pounci : Okay, okay. At least I have Bomba. (he and Bomba start making out)

The rest of us : EWWWWWWWWW!!!

5 econds later... Pounci and Bomba are still making out, Tugger and Cettie are making out, Demeter and Alonzo are making out, Misto and Jemi are making out, me and Macavity are making out, and Viki is still stuck with many broken limbs and severe head trauma

Viki : Why am I the only one who doesn't have someone on this list?

Me : (stops kissing Macavity for a few seconds) Cause I don't like you.

Viki : sniff

95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!" (die die die!!!!! hehehehe!!!!)

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump idiots!!" (except Nick. He's hot!!)

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats (The Musical) is awesome, copy this to your profile. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Fill in character #5 first- makes it easier

No character should be listed twice

You must answer the question, even if you are disgusted.

Delete the previous person's answers, fill in your own, and copy into your profile

Name of book/movie: CATS

1. female character: Demeter

2. another female character: Bombalurina

3. Character with gender opposite yours: Alonzo

4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Tugger

5. favorite character: Macavity

6. male character: Munkustrap

7. character with your gender: Cassandra

8. another male character: Mistoffelees

9. another character with your gender: Rumpleteazer

10. any other character: Mungojerrie

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

No. Thank God. My Maccy is NOT gay.

2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

Hell yeah!!!!!

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Uhhhh...that would totally happen and it wouldn't really be weird.

4.Do you recall any good fics about nine?

A few

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

No no no HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

Tugger and Teazer. Desite myfanfic about them, I don't support MistoxTugger.

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Oh dear. She would try to kill Lonzi, until he revealed it wasll a prank.

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

Demeter gets killed by a Pollicle and Bomba goes to comfort Munku. As they talk, they realize that when she's not flirting and when he's not being as dull as a block of wood, they have a lot in common. Then Munku kisses her!! DUN DUN DUUUN!

9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

No way in hell.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Every Time We Touch

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Hmmmmm. Dem and Munku broke up, Tugger falls for her, and asks Munku how to impress her. OHH OHH!! Possible future fanfic people!!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Not as far as I know. Hopefully not.

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

All Night Long (I can totally see him singing that at the Ball!)

What's Your Warriors Name?

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character).

Jaywing

What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up).

Miostara (mix of Mothwing, Firestar, and Sandstorm)

What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark).

Darkdeer

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan).

Darkwater (ShadowClan and RiverClan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of).

Blondie (even I don't know)

The warrior name the website gave me.

Rainmask

What would be your warrior name?

Cloudberry

What would be your kits' name?

Thrushkit/paw/song, Swiftkit/paw/dawn, Poppykit/paw/breeze, Brackenkit/paw/flower, and Featherkit/paw/stream

What would be you deputy's name?

Iceleaf

What would be you mate's name?

Sunwhisker

What clan would you be in?

ShadowClan

Sister's name?

Rosethorn

Brother's name?

Jaggedstrike

1. How did you get one of your scars? My Akita biting my face when I was 2, falling down a hill on rollar blades and having a stick go throught my knee and falling off the side of a boat, getting my arm caught on the cleat.

2. What is on the walls in your room? butterfly wallpaper, a sign that says Emma, a painting of a silver tabby, a seal point siamese, and a tuxedo cat, two cat calenders, two painted tiles with fairies on them

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? talk and snore

4. What type of music do you listen to? Broadway, jazz, opera, classical, "Oldies"

5. Do you know what time you were born? No.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? For my sore throat to go away before my voice lesson, which is in 17 minutes

7. What do you miss? My bestestest guy friend, Noah. I only have one class with him, and that's on day 1's :(

8. What is your most prized possession(s)? my pets, and all of my stuff

10. Do you get claustrophobic? Never.

11. Do you get scared of the dark? After watching Crime programs or horror movies

12. The last person that made you cry? Me

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? Something that smells warm, like cinnamon or some sort of spice

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the same and opposite sex? Eye color

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? At a showing of Cats

16. Coffee or energy drink? Coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!

17. What is your favourite pizza topping? sausage

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Some pot roast that is in my fridge with some cider vinegar

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? How am I supposed to know?

22. Do you like anybody? Yes

23. Are you double jointed? Somewhat

24. Favourite clothing brand? Guess

26. Do you have a pet? Yes

27. What kind is it? Two cats.

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? Yes

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? singing it or texting it

30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 71

31. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes

32. What is the one number you call most often? Probably my best friend's.

33. What annoys you most? My parents

34. Have you been out of the USA? Yes

35. Your weaknesses? Animal abuse

36. Met anyone famous? Yes. Idina Menzel, Joey Macentire, Karen Allen, Seth Glier and Ryan Hommel, and Natalie McMasters

37. First job? None.

38. Ever made a prank call? No.

40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Watching Say Yes to the Dress

41. Have you ever had surgery? Not that I can remember.

42. What do you get complimented about most? My intelligence and my skin

43. Have you ever had braces? Never.

44. What do you want for your birthday? Money. Or Sephora gift cards

45. How many kids do you want? One or two.

46. Were you named after someone? Yes. One of my grandmas and my great grandma

47. Do you wish on stars? All the time

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? It varies.

50. Do you like your handwriting? Yes. But everyone thinks it's too small

51. What is your favourite lunch meat? Ham

52. Any bad habits? biting my nails

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? A disney karaoke i used to use

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Uhh... not sure

56. Do looks matter? Yes. Very much so.

57. How do you release anger? Screaming and singing

58. Where is your second home? Thousands of kilometres away.

60. What was your favourite toy as a child? A little plastic TinkerBell

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? A lot

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No.

63. Do you use sarcasm? Yup.

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? Mashed Potatoes.

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Sense of Humor, Kindness, Sensitivity

66. What are your nicknames? Em, Mana, Miss Maniac, Emmie, Emmel, Memma

68. What's your favourite television show? America's Got Talent, Golden Girls, and Grey's Anatomy, Law and Order SVU

69. What was your actual SAT score? We don't have SAT tests, for goodness sake.

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? Hunk Chunka PB Fudge

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes.

72. When was the last time you worked out? Yesterday.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64? There is a question 64, but there's no question 39.

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 85, I think.

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Yes

76. What are you listening to? A TLC advertisement

77. Last thing you drank? Crystal Light Fruit Punch

78. Last person you talked to on the phone? My dad

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite and same sex? Eye Color

80. Favourite thought-provoking song? I can Wait and Breakaway

81. Favourite thing to hate? People who hate Cats

82. Favourite month of the year? October

83. Favourite zodiac sign? Virgo.

85. What is your hair colour? dark gold-brown with auburn highlights

86. Eye colour? Brown. Lighter in the middle, near my pupil, and striated and ringed with darker.

89. Favourite fast food restaurant? McDonalds

90. Do you like sushi? Yes.

91. Last thing you watched? Say Yes to the Dress

92. Favourite day of the year? Halloween

93. Play any musical instruments? Violin and Piano

94. Republican or Democrat? I. Don't. Care.

95. Kisses or hugs? kisses

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

97. What was the last thing you bought? lunch at school

98. What kind of car do you have? I'm too young to drive.

99. What book are you reading? Still Life with Crows. It's amazing, read it!

100. Describe your love life: What is this strange thing you speak of? It does not exist.

List 10 CATS characters

1. Macavity

2. Munkustrap

3. Cassandra

4. Mistoffelees

5. Plato

6. Bombalurina

7. Admetus

8. Victoria

9. Electra

10. Jemima

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Uhh. I actually have no clue. Maybe Victoria?

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

OMG!!! SUCH A BIG DECISSION!!! NOT!!! Of course I'd choose Maccy!! No offense to Boma but I'm in love with Maccy and Bomba annoys me sometimes.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Uh, to flirt with him? It's a known fact that Jem and Misto have a crush on eachother!

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

There's a riot and Cass ends up in the ER cause I joined the riot and I HATE her!!!

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

It's about a magical fairy who has such a pretty singing voice that everyone loves her. Than she falls in love with a wizard but he's in love with a snowflake fairy and than she cries. For three days. Than she gets her friend to help. Her friends are a hyper unicorn made of sugar, an angry girl elf who hates most everyone, and a piece of cheese. She wins the wizard's heart and everyone is happy, except for the snowflake fairy who got incinerated by the angry hyper unicorn's fire breath.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Plato and Lec get roaring drunk and end up at my house? Well, first I hide my spare key another place other than in the door. Second I party with them. Except I get drunk on soda.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Cassandra, Victoria, Bomba, and Misto all go to the zoo for Victoria's birthday party. Cassandra gets her a new collar studded with blue crystals to match her eyes, Bomba gets her the first copy of Bomba's new book, How to Get Your Tom, and Misto gets her a magical CD that plays Viki's favorite music to dance to.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting my love for Macavity. Everyone but Maccy's protesting. I use Maccy's magic to make them all do the Macaraina and I make Munkustrap obay every order that I give him.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Plato is trapped and Jemima comes to rescue him. They get lost trying to get out, end up falling in love after Jemima jumps off a cliff with Plato and figures out she can fly. Than they turn into turtles because the cave gave Plato magic powers and he has no idea how the hell to use them.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Cassandra starts a day camp. Hmmm. She forces all the kitten to do chores while she flirts with all the Toms who come.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Misto, Bomba, and Admetus are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Victoria walks in and startes to laugh. She keeps laughing and laughing. They try to stop her from laughing, but she doesn't. She ends up dieing from a laughing fit.

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Macavity starts to write a story where Jemima and Electra are going out. Munkustrap's reaction is to get me. I slap Macavity silly until he snaps out of it. He admits he hasen't slept in days and drank way to much coffee with way too much sugar. Everyone forgives him.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Admetus makes an apple pie. It is very good and he starts randomly spazzing out.

My OC's

Name - Zera

Gender - Queen

Parents - Munkustrap and Demeter

Siblings - none

Age - young kitten about Jemima's age

Appearence - She resembles both of her parents. She is a black and gold tabby with very small white paws. Her legs have black stripes going to the left and gold stripes going to the right. her arms have black stripes going to the right and gold stripes going to the left. She has black and gold stripes criss-crossing in a sort of 'X' pattern on her chest and a thin black stripe across her waist.

Her face is cream with black and gold stripes coming in from her headfur. Her eyebrows are sort of low with two wings off the far end. Her eyes are two different colors. Her right eye is hazel and her left eye is bright blue. Her eyes are shadowed in warm chestnut brown and lined heavily in black. Her lips are a bright scarlet-red and lined thinly in black.

Her headfur is mostly gold, with some stripes of black. The design is iddentical to her fathers. It is slightly fluffy and quite spikey like her mothers.

Personality - She can be very paranoid, quite like her mother, when there's a warning about Macavity. Which she usually gives. She also has an urge to protect other cats in the Tribe, especially the elderly ones and the kittens. Especially her friends.

She flirts a little, but in very descreet ways, not at all like her aunt.

She has a pretty nice singing voice, but is not the most graceful dancer.

Nicknames - Ze and Zer

Mate - none yet

Name - Rae

Gender - Queen

Age - Kitten

Parents - Electra and Mistoffelees

Siblings - Shia and Zeus

Appearence - The base color of her fur is pure white, but it is mostly covered with chestnut hatching. It goes over most of her body and turnes to almost solid chestnut on her arm warmers and leg warmers.

Her face is light chestnut with spikey whiskers, like her mother. She has a small black stripe on her chin, that goes halfway to her mouth. Her eyes are gold with very dark lashes. Her eyebrows are quite high and have small wings all along them. Her eyes are shadowed with light gold, almost matching her skin tone. Her lips are a rosy pink-red and are lined thinly in black.

Her headfur is completely black and short and silky like her fathers.

Personality - She is very friendly and outgoing. She can be prone to unnecisary hyperness and when she's hyper, she will sneeze pink dust. Her powers ,much like her fathers, are not that easy to controll and she does occasionally zap people by accident.

She uses her powers to flirt with the Tomkits. They enjoy watching her practice.

She dances very well, and has a decent singing voice.

Nicknames - none

Mate - none yet

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Tugger Got Run Over By A Catdeer and more SongFics by Tanaka InuTasha reviews
Hey readers, I just had to this for x-mas. I've been listening to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer and came up with this Cats Musical style X-mas songs! I'm not really good at song-fics, so here's the songs. UPDATED EVERY DECEMBER!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
618 Ways To Make Raoul Suffer For Being A Fop by Caelia di Mekio reviews
I think the title is self-explanatory. No more submissions, we've done enough to poor Raoul.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Raoul - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera: Christine Returns by BrokenFirePen reviews
Two years after the Phantom let Christine leave, Raoul died, telling her to fulfill her dreams. But her dreams are about going to the Phantom. When she does what Raoul tells her to do, what will happen? I suck at summaries but please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,318 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009
Love Sucks: Nessie's Guide to Love and Life by BrokenFirePen reviews
Hey, guys, it's Nessie. I thought, since most of you are huge stalker-fans of me and Jake, that I'd let you in on our little romance. How we got together, broke up over the stupidest thing and totally went against Dad's rules. Well, I'll talk to you soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,044 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Interview With A Jellicle Or Two by Blazenaire Alda reviews
I've gathered a bunch of the Jellicles to answer some questions that people have asked, from the obvious to the almost unthinkable of questions. Please tune in to see what all have to ask and answer. Change of rating due to some questions, now rated T.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011
Interview with the POTO Characters by Erikroolsall reviews
Erik, and a few other characters from the Phantom of the Opera, are transported to the future to be interviewed and tested by a girl who refuses to let them leave until they accept change, or break their sanity. Will they be able to keep a level head long enough to go home? Or will Era finally get to them?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,988 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2009
Adventures of a Jellicle Understudy by Mistoffolees'girl89 reviews
CHAPTER 13 IS UP! Misto plays a bit more of a supporting role in this chapter, and Andrew and Gillian feature a bit more, you actually get to hear them talk for more than a quip! Based loosely on Mistoffelees' New Owner by Yayne. read, respond, enjoy!
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
When Phangirls Attack: Erik's Worst Nightmare by Aggravate.the.Axe reviews
When two teenage girls take a trip to The Phantom's opera house, will they come out alive? Will he? Or will they annoy him to death? A story about my friend and I. My own brand of phanfiction, a little of the book, movie, and musical. E/C, E/OC s , R/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Erik
Of Spots and Stripes by Quill of Thoughts reviews
Half-way across the world from the Junkyard, two cats have a simple wish: to meet the Jellicles that their mom told them about. When they ask a human teenager to take them there, it manages to catch the attention of one depraved monster.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,742 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Admetus, Macavity, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Phantom Interviews! by Lila Caffee reviews
An Interview with the Phantom characters! Ask them any question! Give them any dare! See how the randomness ensues! RATED FOR YAOI/Kissing/Language! Songs, silliness and RAOULBASHING!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
Lotte,the Phans and a time traveling iPad by Little Luxa reviews
Two crazy phans/best friends set off with their friend Lotte; a moody musical genius to the Opera house to meet the phantom, with the help of the time traveling iPad that they built. How will the 2 geniuses get along? Will there be romance in the opera?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 81,827 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Mentally Linked by Nik-Nokkers Anonymous reviews
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the Ball. My sad attempt at humour. Please read.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Coricopat, Tantomile
Victoria and Mr Mistoffelees Contest by Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistoffelees reviews
Inquire within! A contest to judge who can write the best M/V story or one-shot! Details inside and everyone gets a prize! I mean EVERY participant! CLOSED
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Victoria, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Never Let My School Do Musicals by ArtistAdapting reviews
Kaye's school, with the help of her friend decides to put on the Phantom of the Opera as their next play. But with this cast, only a mess can ensue. You should all pity the poor play that is about to be butchered.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010
To Love A Ghost by phanpiggy reviews
Takes place after the 'Stranger Than You Dreamt It' scene. Story takes an alternate course of events from the real musical. Plently of E/C fluff, angst and drama! Guaranteed to be g-r-r-r-eat and part of a nutritious breakfast! Please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Christine, Erik
Freaky Junkyard by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
Alonzo drives Jemima crazy and he loves annoying her. One day a magical spell goes awry and the two switch bodies! Perspective changes things, but it doesn't change your feelings for someone else, does it? Rated T for Tugger. Teen actually...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Jemima, Alonzo
Untamed Spirit by Ally N. S reviews
Injured and left for dead, Erik escapes the mob only to be discovered by a Russian gypsy woman. Set after the "famous disaster." Erik/OC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,825 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Erik
Tales of the Jellicles by littleauthor101 reviews
It's mainly a tale about Munkustrap and his daughters Sillabub and Jemima . Occasionally different tales from the other cats will be placed. PLEASE R&R
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,320 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Munkustrap, Jemima
This Will Not Be Denied by Bayley Storme reviews
If Christine had chosen the phantom instead of Raoul, would the life they sought for be true? Or would it become something that neither suspected? What happens when a jealous man seeks revenge? Find out...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Erik, Christine
I will not Wicked Edition! by PenAndInkPrincess reviews
Just a list of "I will not..."'s that I've created. T rated because I'm paranoid...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
The Golden Girls Watch: CATS The Musical by Ginakabina reviews
Due to a mix up at the video store, The Golden Girls are stuck watching CATS the Musical
Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
La Rose de l'Esprit by The Narnian Phantom Stallion reviews
Emma Lee RP falls through a tunnel in her wardrobe and finds herself in a dark passageway. She panics and hits her as head as she runs. A certain Phantom finds her and helps her. What will happen between them? E/RP reedited
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,725 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Erik - Complete
Mystical by crystallizedflames reviews
Mistoria, set as humans. Victoria Snow is accepted into an elite society, involving an incredibly mysterious man. She starts to take a liking for him, and soon finds herself falling in love. Will he return her feelings?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
Erik's Fangirl by Fox Muffin reviews
Erik's Phangirl Veronique drives him more than crazy. But when DC comes along he may have found his soul mate, very little Erik/OC. i decided to put myself in this to drive Erik crazy :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Erik
Kittens Never Stay Kittens by RumTumTugress reviews
Jemima and Etcetera are the best of friends... but their lives will never be the same when they make their way from being a small, innocent kitten, to a wild queen.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jemima, Etcetera - Complete
The Phantom Guide by CrossBreed777 reviews
So, the Phantom is just not that into you... This story is all about tips and guidelines when it comes to loving that Phantom. Filled with quizzes and info to help get your man!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Erik
First Kiss Contest by UniqaChica reviews
Check out all the details inside! Contest is over. Awards now posted. Thanks everybody!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011
A Vengeful Heart by Kristin-Arrow-Lundy reviews
His family is gone, dead and he had promised to avenge them, but he never imagined he would fall in love on the way. R&R OC/Canon Warning- swear words and possible bloody/gorey scenes in future chapters
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011
Thourgh his eys by delos1108 reviews
I changed the title because I hated the first one. Well the final chapter is up! Enjoy :
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
What is a kiss? by Such Curiosity reviews
A oneshot experimenting when Misto and his kitten both question what a kiss is and its their FATHER'S job to tell them! Funny fluff and a walk in the past when Misto and Victoria were kittens! Written for Uniqa Chica's first kiss contest!First cats fic!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
A New Kit in Town by aralana765 reviews
Before the show takes place. A cat shows up in London, only to see Rum Tum Tugger having a conversation with Macavity. Macavity attacks the new queen, and she quickly joins the Jellicles to fight him. A better story than summary, I promise.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010
Dangerous Emotions by HumanGuineapig reviews
Sequel to Dangerous Love! Tugger's and Cori's kittens are almost of age and there's been no sign on Macavity. But when Tugger starts acting strange, Cori is left hurt and alone...with Macavity waiting in the shadows, waiting to strike, to get him back.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,715 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Coricopat, Macavity, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Forgotten life by xelectrax reviews
What happens if you wake up remembering nothing no even your own name?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011
A Change in Plans by Call it Maglc reviews
Christine's out sick, and Meg Giry finds herself placed in the lead role. When she's taken hostage by the Phantom, plans begin to fall apart, futures are redrawn, and a tragedy may be rewritten. But the wrong choice could lead to disaster. Erik/Meg
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,508 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Still by Immokk reviews
He closed them, not because he was afraid to die or because he did not want to see the gun explode; his death held no fear for him, it never had...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,909 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
It'll Never Happen by musicgal3 reviews
A pair of large, brown eyes peered out from between the large, green tree leaves, watching as the tom below stretched. She had to stop dreaming - it would never happen. ONE-SHOT.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - [Jemima, Plato] - Complete
Hallelujah by Mad Kat the Pineapple reviews
Songfic. Electra feels lonely. Will she ever find love? The answer may be closer than he seems. Song; Hallelujah. Rated just in case of the lyrics.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Electra, Plato - Complete
Motel Eyes by HumanGuineapig reviews
Mistoffelees goes to a bar, trying to find his cousin...when he comes across a very mysterious Queen. She's enchanting, she's mesmerising...she's Cassandra...but somethings off with her, her eyes are dark and cold and Misto's caught in her sights.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Cassandra - Complete
Angel of Music, Angel of Light by deatheateregg reviews
"It was just supposed to be a story. One unimportant, uneventful story. Unfortunately, things very rarely happen according to plan. Especially when you're me." Erik/OC. Based on the ALW musical.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Erik
Poison by Mad Kat the Pineapple reviews
Songfic. Misto loves Cassandra. Uh oh... Song; Poison by Alice Cooper. Includes Character death. Not suitable for Misto fanatics.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Cassandra
Staring at the Sun by Mad Kat the Pineapple reviews
Songfic. Alonzo finally breaks up with Cassandra - YAY! Song - Staring at the sun by Rooster. I had no idea what genre it was.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Alonzo, Cassandra
Don't Talk to Strangers by HumanGuineapig reviews
Tumblebrutus watches as his once innocent friend, his once innocent love, begins to rebel. She leaves the yard, leaving him worried, she talks to strangers and smooth talking Toms, while all the time, Tumble is worried about his Jemima. Song Fic!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey, Jemima - Complete
Take Three? by HumanGuineapig reviews
Sequel to Take Two? Cori's been forced into another Whiskas ad and finds himself with two familiar faces...what Tugger incident has left one so traumatised and what will happen with the notourious Macavity! Humor, better than it sounds I swear!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Coricopat - Complete
Your Love is My Drug by Mad Kat the Pineapple reviews
Songfic - your love is my drug by Ke ha. Etcetera's obsession with Tugger is going too far... PLEASE R & R! Very breif drug references.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Etcetera, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Behind The Mask by Todd186 reviews
Before Christine. Before the chandelier crash. Before the events that became legend a girl named Angel comes across Erik. Upon hearing her voice, Erik wished to train her vocal gift. But when other things get in their way, tragedy will strike. R&R please.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009
MungoTeazer Story by PhookaUpsidedown reviews
AU, they might be humans...I'm not entirely sure...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Rumpleteazer, Mungojerrie - Complete
Madness turns to Happiness by Ginakabina reviews
Jellylorum turns mighty angry and goes to her den for some quiet time but what will make her happy?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
Take two? by HumanGuineapig reviews
Cori's humans are in need of some money, so they have him put in a T.V ad advertising Whiskas cat food...Cori goes, unknowing...and he's surprised to find there's another familiar cat doing the ad with him...and just who likes backscratches? Humorish
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Coricopat - Complete
Hidden from the Rest by Ginakabina reviews
Jellylorum is just a kitten. Gus is just a full grown tom who is taking advantage of her.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jellylorum, Gus - Complete
Change in the wind by HumanGuineapig reviews
Murders have been taking place and the Jellicles are getting worried. These killings are not the work of Macavity, but someone more ruthless, meaning new leadership of the streets. Can the Jellicles remain safe? Or will they fall victim to the new cat?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,201 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Munkustrap, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
I Never Thought by musicgal3 reviews
Plato and Demeter have mates, but love each other. They desperately try to keep their relationship a secret...but someone knows. ON HIATUS.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - [Plato, Demeter] Cassandra
Phantom of The Opera strangeness by Fox Muffin reviews
Erik and the rest of the crew have a magical journey to unknown lands. Christine is stupid, Rauol is a pansy, Erik is a jerk, and Meg is just...Meg...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011
Now how am I supposed to believe that? by Felixfeles reviews
We have all asked the question who threw the fricken shoe during Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats? Well wonder no longer the answer is here! Warning contains mad scotsmen, flying shoes, and egocentric jerks who have no sense of personal hygiene.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Glickatip: The story of Abuse by MistoFan10 reviews
Glickatip is a young teenage, her and her mother Grizzabella have moved in with a clan, with the leader being a violent cat named Brandy. How will Glickatip survive?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Alonzo
Jellicles Know What Lies Beneath by Blazenaire Alda reviews
This is my collection of songfics from the musician Tarja Turunen and Nightwish involving the Jellicles. The songfics will be in a range of genres from romance to comedy. Part of the title is taken from Tarja's album 'What Lies Beneath'.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010
Mon Amant by twostrandsofmelody reviews
If only Christine had accepted his disfigurement.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The 12 Erik's by XoMargueriteoX reviews
Being kidnapped by 12 crazy homicidal geniuses is not a situation you'd want to be in. Yet again... it's every phangirls dream.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,072 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Erik - Complete
Forbidden Love by Bambina89 reviews
This is a Phanfiction. A young singer called Sofia lives in a Paris Opera House. During her stay she 'falls in love' with a masked man, unaware another feels the same. Torn between her childhood friend/love or the masked man whose captivated her hear
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010
Plato's Chrismas by RumTumTugress reviews
Plato is going to make this his best Christmas yet! Even if he does do ballet in Pouncival's song! For x-Stage-STARR-x's Christmas Contest!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Plato - Complete
Yours by Shrrgnien reviews
Almost a month after escaping Macavity, Demeter still wakes up in a panic every night. Her sister can calm her, but she can't make the nightmares end. That role, however, may be filled by a certain silver tabby...if Demeter is willing to let him try.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
the bombalurina show by demeterfan5556 reviews
bombalurina is sick of watching other cats on tv so she dicides to make her own show
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bombalurina, Demeter
Erik's Lair by Ambarlost reviews
"'If I'm in love with a beautiful, talented woman like Christine, why would I want to hook up with a fop like you? ' Raoul paused. 'I have great hair? ' " Raoul shows up in Erik's lair for no particular reason.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Sometimes love is unconditional by Kailiata
Sometimes no matter what someone does to you, you'll continue loving them. Please R & R
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bombalurina, Macavity - Complete
Leave by ILikeFemales reviews
This is a story dedicated to my dispising for Munkustrap.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bombalurina, Demeter - Complete
Neverending Night by Quill of Thoughts reviews
What happens when the second tom you've gotten close to is a cutter, who's been heartbroken by another queen? Could you ever make him feel better, and feel loved? For BroadwayKhaos' Jellicle Week. Cass/Misto, Cass/Lonz soon .
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Cassandra, Alonzo
Love Lies Bleeding by gray seal reviews
"Erik?" she called out uncertainly, then realized what was wrong. He was gone. Gone. Her angel was dead... but then he woke up, and even though she thought her life was forever changed, it changed yet again. Leroux, E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,506 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Erik, Christine
Old Friend by Roselna reviews
Demeter's stuck in a club, thanks to her younger sister. She's in a relatively bad mood, until she reunites with one of her old kittenhood friends. AU, Fluff. T for slightly suggestive things.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
Spare a Thought For Me by meginmd reviews
A retelling of POTO set in modern day. I suck at summaries. Also, my title is in progress.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010
If I Owned Cats by UniqaChica reviews
What the title says. Explanation inside.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Love her 'till I die by kookookarli reviews
Song-fic to Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley, its a tearjerker the song rated for mention of suicide
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
The Birth of a MarySue by twinkle twinkle little scar reviews
Oh no! She has become the Queen Of Sues! Horror and Tragedy. That just explains Mary-Sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - OC
Songbird by Amanda Lauren reviews
Scarlett Richards used to sing with her Broadway star parents, Katherine and Gerard. But since her mother's death, neither Gerard or Scarlett does anything musical. But when Scarlett tries out for a musical, she meets David, and nothing is certain anymore
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010
I Love Him by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Oneshot, What Raoul would do if Christine chose the Phantom? E/C, onesided R/C, No Raoul-bashing
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Phantom's Lover Phantom of the Opera Oneshot by Twisteddarkangel reviews
Kristina is Christine's friend and when they find the phantom he is forcing one of them to stay behind. Roaul doesn't like the idea but agrees to it as long as he can have Christine.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
The Turk's Topic Jar by Volixia669 reviews
Rufus Shinra wants the Turks to show the public they're normal. By writing little paragraphs about themselves.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Elena, Reno
Thanksgiving with Friends by RumTumTugress reviews
What Thanksgiving would be like if I invited all my friends from FanFic over to celebrate the holiday! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Your Adventure, My Dear Reader by AnnMagda reviews
A modern girl is transported back in time to 19th century Paris and finds herself in the Opera house... Sounds old? Like it's been done before? Sure, but this time it happens to YOU! Will you meet Erik? And can you trust the Narrator? COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,682 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Erik - Complete
Forever Yourss by yellow-firefighter reviews
They met and fell in love. First fanfic
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
50 Things that will surely get you killed by Consulting Timelady reviews
Title says it all. They will be played out by different people. If you want to be in one, put a breif discription of your personality and your name.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Erik
The Ultimate Guide to Phangirls by LePhantomessa reviews
Have problems telling if you're a true Leroux phan? Don't know what your fav pairing is? Can't decide which Phantom you like most - GB or MC? Then look no further. With this guide to POTO, you'll know in no time at all. List 2: MC Phans now up! Enjoy! R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010
Laney a Gamer? by Volixia669 reviews
We all have different methods of escapism and Reno is surprised at Elena's
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Wrong by Kristin-Arrow-Lundy reviews
A queen really likes a certain tom but she thinks that she will never have a chance to have him, but she's always wrong about things, will this be the same as always? for RumTumTugress' Fluffy Contest!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Munkustrap, Rumpleteazer - Complete
My First Kiss by r1y2r3e4s reviews
This was written late at night so, read at your own risk.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Confessions of a Scarlet Brat by FantabulousMe reviews
Everything you never wanted to know about Bombalurina. For BroadwayKhaos' Jellicle Week contest.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bombalurina - Complete
Jellicle Week Semptember 2010 by MistoFan10 reviews
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is meh entry for the Jellicle Week! ENJOY!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
UnOfficial Fan Fiction Lingo Dictionary by UniqaChica reviews
Just now getting into fan fiction? All these strange terms getting to your head? Look no further! Now updated with more terms and clearer definitions.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Oh the Letters You Can Write! by wouldsomebody reviews
Lame title, I know. This is the Seussical fanletter database: Leave questions to the characters in a comment or send them to me in a PM, and "they" will respond! Props to Scrooge McDuck, who inspired me to do this. Anything's possible if you just ask it!
Seussical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
All I Ask of You by scary wolf 27 reviews
For RumpleJemima fan's musical contest...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Jemima, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Into the Night by p y n q u e reviews
Days are too long. Nights are a pleasurable blur. A kit's secret life begins to interfere with her life as a Jellicle, and she is forced to choose who she really is. But actually, she's not too sure herself. / abandoned, might rewrite it as a one-shot. that's still a possibility, so many years later.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jemima - Complete
Me and Mungojerrie in Love by MissMako reviews
CHAPTER 8 OUT! about mungojerrie and my human oc. tell me if you think i should make it rated M. Mungo and Rumple dont have accents, just pretend they do, ok? PLEASE REVIEW! no flaming, thank you!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Mungojerrie
This Wasn't Supposed to Happen by Quill of Thoughts reviews
With BroadwayKhaos' contest. Mistoffelees and Jemima have been dating for almost a year, when Jemima has some startling news to tell him.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jemima, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Dirty Laundry by p y n q u e reviews
Everyone's got some dirty laundry. The Jellicles certainly do. Cheating, love triangles, and secret lives are all around you. You just have to find your place, and hold on tight. / / abandoned.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,768 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Stray cat Song fics by MistfireOfWindclan reviews
Stray cats having a good time singing songs mixed up. These cats are from my story 'My Jellicle Tribe'.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
America's Got Talent Cats Style by Kayl Darkwood reviews
"What happens when technical problems with the world's biggest talent search leads to the theater manager entertaining the crowd and judges? An Improv performance of Cats songs! And which judge joins in the fun? Read on to find out!" xD
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010
Bombalurina is Done by MsAngelofMusic reviews
She fell in love since they were kittens but how long can a Queen wait for this curious Tom to be a man and commit rather than running off with the his newest trend? BombalurinaXRum Tum Tugger, DemeterXMunkustrap, VictoriaX Mr. Mistofelees
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bombalurina, Rum Tum Tugger
Why? by HanakoAnimeaddict reviews
The question raced in his head. Rating may go up.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alonzo, Jemima - Complete
Everything Is Not What It Seems by Rosebud5 reviews
When you are asked to have a private audience with Munkustrap, you know you are either in trouble or being awarded for something you did without knowing exactly what it was. But when Jemima is summoned to talk with him, it's not what she expected at all.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Munkustrap, Jemima - Complete
Hey, by scary wolf 27 reviews
ONE-SHOT, Song-fic. Rumpleteazer is upset, and Mungojerrie has a crazy idea that will hopefully cheer her up. Mungo/Teazer Fluffiness! ;D
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Bliss by Roselna reviews
I found a scent, and the noise got clearer. It was sobbing, and after a moment of thought, I realized who the scent belonged to. I started running, still following my nose and ears. "Cettie?" I called. I heard a clunk, and cursing. That surprised me.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Romantical Cats by Krissy4 reviews
It's the conversations we remember that make up the story
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Munkustrap, Rumpleteazer
Miracles of Madness by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
This is the story of Lauralye, a girl who comes across the dark mysterious man we all know as Erik, after being caught stealing from a local fair. Can she shed some light on his life? Can he show her kindness? E/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 248,890 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Erik - Complete
Important Things to Remember by ArtistAdapting reviews
Yes! Another one of these "What Not To Do" stories. Read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
My Mind During:The Phantom of the opera by NeverlandsPiratePrincess reviews
basicly its random thoughts during the movie
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Razorblades: A Story Of Love, Betrayal and Anger by Lila Caffee reviews
One-Shot, written at school. Erik, Christine and everyone else is in High School. Warning: References to Cutting and Minor Adult Themes. Very intense and dark! It may be my best story so far. Please Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Scarlet Rose by Demlurina reviews
My first fan fic, please read and review One cold and rainy night an old queen abandons two young kittens at the gate of the Junkyard. This is their story. Bombalurina's and Demeter's life story
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bombalurina, Demeter - Complete
Lunaralda by IsoldeRubyGenevieneCeilteach reviews
The Macavity song in the version of my OC.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Kirikat: the Hunter by AriaCloudrunner reviews
Kirikat is the daughter of Munkustrap and Demeter. Growing up with the Jellicles is a challenge relished by the sweet young kitten. Join her and the other Cats plus a few newcomers in her adventures. It'll be fun!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,283 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009
Harry Potter and the Jellicle Protectors by raptoregg64 reviews
Set during OotP, Remus Lupin has discovered a tribe of creatures known as "Jellicles." In exchange for protection from the devious Macavity, they agree to send a few of their members to protect Harry at Hogwarts. For Insanemistosingsmore's X-over contest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P., Jemima
Macavity's Tail by Shmendrick reviews
The story of Macavity told in a series of drabbles through the eyes of every cat in the Junkyard from his birth, his relationship with Demeter, his rise to power and finally his fall. Rated for future chapters.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Macavity, Demeter
Sleepover From Hell by Shakespearean Rose reviews
Phan Girls, sugar, late night silliness, snark and a board game showdowns gone horribly wrong… What happens when devout Phan girls are presented with games of well… conquest and fun? What any self respecting phan would do, RULE THE WORLD!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007
Worthless Jewels of a Failed Mission by jelliclesoul635 reviews
Two thieves get caught during a burglary mission, yet only one manages to escape.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
Warriors: The Name Guide by LyriumHawke reviews
Obviously what the title implies. A guide based upon guidelines from the actual books by Erin Hunter. A no-nonsense, no mercy approach to naming your warrior cats for stories & RPG sites. Don't like my rules & suggestions? Then you should move on. NOTICE: This guide was written before "Long Shadows" & hasn't been updated since. I may update it, I may not. That's up to me, not you.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Kiss the Girl by Roselna reviews
Tugger wants the scarlet queen as his mate. He just can't get up the courage to ask her. His friend, Mistoffelees, didn't think it could go so wrong on the night of attempt. The magician resorts to a song, hoping for end success.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
PHANTY! by starburst27 reviews
Raoul pesters Erik with stupidity, Erik goes on adventures, etc
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Erik
The Rumour of Truth by Khaz-Calowiel reviews
A CATS-THE MUSICAL fanfic about Etcetera being captured and made pregnant by Macavity. this story follows her strife *DISCLOSURE 09- I DON'T OWN CATS OR ANY OF THE ENCLOSED CHARACTERS, SONGS OR PLACES. I own Duendei, and Artemis belongs to AriaCloudrunner
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Etcetera, Macavity - Complete
Raoul's Vacation Week by VampPhanWriter reviews
After a flood in the opera house, Christine, Raoul and Meg have the week off. Raoul decides to have them vacation at Erik's place...and all the while getting under his skin! Hints at Christine x Erik. I do not own any of the characters in this story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
A Phantom's Angel by TayuyaFluteofDeath reviews
One-shot. After the end of Phantom. There has been someone living in the Phantom's labyrinth and watching him. Now, she finally reveals herself and her feelings for the Phantom.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
When I grow up by Kailiata reviews
Well it's my first fanfiction. Romani and Callisto see their mum killed and have to go on the run but what happens when Romani is captured and Callisto left? Will they survive or will one cat's bargain be the death of them both? Wow I'm bad at summaries!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Mungojerrie, Macavity - Complete
Ever Innocent by AriaCloudrunner reviews
My own take on how Dem and Munku met- the valiant silver knight saving the damsel in distress... from Macavity! Rated T for violence and suggestive themes. *I have temporarily suspended this due to a terrible bout of writer's block*
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
Singalong by AriaCloudrunner reviews
The songs of Cats- with changed Lyrics. Dedicated to my friends, Bec and Rosie.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009
Phan Fiction: Erik's Lament by Blood Red Queen reviews
Christine is surprised by Raoul in the graveyard. Erik rushes to her rescue but Raoul's violent nature ends in tragedy...Please read and review. All criticism welcome!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
The 2008 Phantom by IamthePhantomoftheOpera reviews
What will happen when Erik is dropped into a modern Phangirl's house? Narrated by Erik. WARNING-REALLY RANDOM THINGS HAPPEN.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Erik
The Phantom of the Opera Meets the Phangirl of the by Bookworm81818 reviews
What happens when Erik, Christine, and Raoul stubmble upon a Mary Sue fic? What happens when they decide to read it out loud? Hilarity ensues, hearts will be broken, minds will be scarred, and new friends are made in the battle against the ultimate evil
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008
Interview with a Crazy Person! II by 1000th Ghost reviews
Hey Arnold's shrink, Dr. Bliss, interviews the Phantom of the Opera, Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Pouncival's Guide to Dancing for Idiots by Muslix reviews
One hectic day in the Jellicle Junkyard, a new Queen apears. She is a Jellicle at heart, but there is just one problem; she can't dance to save her life. When Pouncival is assigned to teach the quirky Queen her dance steps, his life turns upside down.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
The Crazy CATS Plays by ScroogeMcDuck reviews
Some really random plays written by my best friend and I, based on the musical CATS. This is not meant to be taken seriously, in the slightest. Here's hoping you'll enjoy 'em!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The way you look tonight! by loves everything here reviews
Bombalurina watches the tom of her dreams not knowing he is watching her, and making the biggest decision of his life.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Opera House by Les Amis de l'ABC reviews
Ever wondered how to survive in a haunted opera house? Here are some helpful tips and random vignettes on Phantoms, Mary Sues, and the extreme usefulness of swishy capes.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Erik, Christine
100 Ways to Kill Raoul Vicomte de Chagny by Raven Black and Jinks Loather reviews
After a year of compiling ways to kill this evil FOP who we all know and hate, the list has finally come out! Enjoy, Raoul loathers!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Immune to Mary Sue by Dusk With a Pen
Cedric is immune to Mary Sue. And Mary Sue really wants to get in his pants. Malfoy wants to get into Sues pants. UhOh! What happens when Sue stops being nice and starts getting AntiSue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007
The Adventures of Sage McDougall by Adi Sagestar reviews
A girl is sucked through a portal into the world of Jellicles and is turned into a Mary Sue. Will she be able to rid herself of this curse and maybe, just maybe, rid the CATS fandom of Sues forever? Previously entitled Why Me? ON HIATUS
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
Confessions of a Sue's Best friend by Miss Black Shadow reviews
Full Summary inside. A sarcastic and cynical look to Marysue through the eyes of her best friend. How much will the Sue mess up Marie's life?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Erik
But my friends call me marysue by tears on a black rose reviews
this is just for fun. The phantom of the opera erik is chased out of his lair at the end, so he retriets below the floors. What does he find there? Her name is Crystal Susan Mary Erica...but her friends call her MarySue
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007
A Phantom's Guide To MarySues by Miss Black Shadow reviews
Ever wonder why you aren't getting enough reviews? Maybe your main character is a gasp MARY SUE! To avoid this dreaded disease, or you just want some laughs, please read my handy little guide!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Erik
Popular by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Raoul has some advice for Erik...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Raoul's Revenge by museforsale reviews
Everybody make for the trees and protect the children: Raoul’s got a marker! And this Fopppio will stop at nothing to get what he wants all of the fop bashers terminated, along with a ducky named Shooku.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Raoul, Erik
Disturbed by Mira-Jade reviews
Erik catches Raoul singing to his mirror, and it is, well . . . disturbing. Major Raoul bashing, not for the Fop lovers.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Song parodies of the insanely bored by Miss Black Shadow reviews
Song parodies from when I'm bored centered around our cloaked Idol. Mostly broadwayfunny songs I find.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Erik
101 Ways to Get Punjabbed by Erik by Theater Raven reviews
A list of absolute no nos when residing with Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Erik - Complete
Marius: A User's Guide and Maintenance Manual by elvenarchress reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a MARIUS unit! To make sure you receive the full benefits of your ravenhaired insurgent, please read the following information.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Marius - Complete
A Story of Two Authoresses by Miss Black Shadow reviews
new title When two authoress' get stranded in the HP universe, they come up with a somewhat brilliant plan. Chaos and Laughs promised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005
Sue's for Hire by Earthbender2010 reviews
[Drabble]This is where authors get the MarySue's for their fanfics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Raoul is Gay by Lady Assassin Moonbeam reviews
What happens when you call Raoul gay. Pure, random humor. Don't flame me, please.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Raoul's Assassin by Miranda7911 reviews
A phan hires an Assassin to take out Raoul. Entirely Leroux based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
La Rose Noir by Sashenka Greenleaf reviews
What if Erik was stabbed by Raoul in the fight scene?A turn of events brings Christine and Erik closer....EC,not for Raoul phans!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005
Little Moments that Would Have Changed the Story by RozzandMaya reviews
Have you ever wanted to dopeslap Raoul? Duh. Well what if Raoul had more of a spine too? IN WHICH MORE STUFF HAPPENS
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,458 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005
From an Owner's Point of View by Sleeping Tiger reviews
We know how the Rum Tum Tugger is to the Jellicle Cats, but can you imagine what it must be like owning him? A One shot. Please Review!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Raoul's Promise by broadwaygirl257 reviews
Ever noticed how Raoul's the only member of the POTO love triangle without a solo? Well, I wrote him one. Bassically, a solo written for Raoul that is made into a scene after Masquerade. It's a vow to Christine sung by Raoul. RC fluff
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
The Tie That Binds by The Lark reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
Not Like This! by possumgurl reviews
Raoul is her pathetic knight in not so shiny armor. RAOUL BASHING! If you like Raoul, stay away!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
A present by Silvermasque reviews
Erik is bored, very bored, until a rabid phangirl gives him a present, Raoul
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Twisted, Every Sue by Deep Roller reviews
Erik's lair is invaded by more Mary Sues than he can handle. They come from all walks of life and are now driving him insane. OH MY GOD I WROTE A CHAPTER TWO! PANIC!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Raoul's Story by Maidenhair reviews
Raoul tells his story. (Huge Raoul bashing!) Fops ensue. Can Raoul get stupider?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
Corps de Commutation by Kianra17 reviews
When something very... weird happens and Raoul and Erik switch bodies, what will become of it? Will Erik rip Raoul's hair out, or will Raoul find a way to make Erik look better, or will it all lead to disaster in the end? CH. 3 UP!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Regarding Raoul by LudivinePHlover reviews
Me being mad at Raoul... this is what transpired.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005
The Chronicles of a Fop by Free Bird 5450 reviews
Raoul's Foppish Journal Warning: Extreme Raoul Bashing Ahead...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2005
Forever and a Day by Spikes Bint reviews
A re-write on the graveyard scene in the movie. Not particulary Raoul Friendly. For valentines day.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/14/2005
A Love Denied No More by Erik'sTrueAngel reviews
Raoul was supposed to go to the Opera Populaire and fall in love. But not with Christine. Is it too late at a chance for love? MegRaoul with some ErikChristine! R&R Please! Complete!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
An Engagement! by Souldarkend7 reviews
(Chapter ten is in, Please RR!Thanks) Well you know how there are Erik Christine and Raoul Christine fics, so I just decided to make a Raoul Meg fic! Enjoy and Please RR!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 9/3/2004
A Tiny Mistake by Csillan.Rose reviews
Erik unthinkingly makes a tiny miscalculation... Oneshot attempt at humor. Raoul lovers beware!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
The Light of Day by Shadow131 reviews
Raoul reflects on his love for Christine, and the hurts he suffered because of that love. Raoul and Christine pairings. (Raoul bashers andor flamers will suffer my wrath) For Project Vicomte!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2004
Cat Fight! by Souldarkend7 reviews
Christine and Raoul have a cat fight! And eventually the ballet girls join in! (For Project Phantom)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2004
The Admirers Strike Back by Shandethe Sanders reviews
Just when you thought it was safe to bash Raoul...(Another phic dedicated to Project Vicomte.)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2004
What If Raoul Hand't Shown? by sharonarnotdon reviews
Will be several snippets from the Lloyd Webber Musical where it may be what would happen if Raoul hadn't interfered at the moment. EC mostly Maybe some MR
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
Phangirls by Catherine Morland reviews
Erik, Christine, and Raoul have performed POTO. The Phangirls strike again!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Complete
PotC: The Curse of the MARY SUES! by Beads reviews
Sick of reading pointless Mary Sues? Well, so am I! XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003
My Phantom of the Opera by sharonarnotdon reviews
What if Erik and Christine reunited through a revised duet? songfic with raoul butt kicking
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2003
For the Love of a Vicomte by Shandethe Sanders reviews
The Raoul fans are back, with plenty of random musical numbers and unbridled love for Raoul de Chagny.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003
Rescuing Raoul by Shandethe Sanders reviews
Raoul fans really exist...and now they have their own fanfic.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/16/2003
The Hatred of Raoul or The Revenge of the Fop by George Smillie reviews
COMPLETED!!!! Raoul has taken enough abuse, and has gone insane, reeking revenge upon the opera house (SWEARING!)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Complete
The Adventures of Mary Sue at the Opera by Umiko reviews
A parody of all those Mary Sue POTO phics...^_^
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002
The Fanfic Attempt...Good Grief by Weapon of Choice reviews
I attempt to write a fanfic with the characters of TPOTO. Chaos ensues. Beware Raoul lovers.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2002
Don't Tell Christine by Viola Blakeney reviews
To the tune of "Don't Tell Mama" from Cabaret, sung by Raoul. No offense to Raoul lovers ;-)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2001
The Last Night of Sanity by Dickens reviews
When Harry proposes to his girl, Voldemort crashes the party. Everyone, except for the heart broken fiancee are killed. What happens to her, and the others that tell the story?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2001 - Published: 8/13/2001
Forever is Now by MoonbeamDancer reviews
A fic about the ending of CATS on Broadway, written before it happened. You might want to get some tissues, I've been know to make people cry over this one.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2001 - Complete
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I Really Hate Titles reviews
this just came to me when I was taking a quiz and I got paired with snape. like it, hate it, want to hunt me down and punch me...i don't care. just review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., OC
My Life Told by CATS reviews
So I thought this was a cool little idea. I'm taking moments from my life and recount them using CATS characters. Rated T because...well it's MY life! You never know what's gonna happen! I think I'll usually use Rumpleteazer as me Please review this!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Rumpleteazer
Unlikely reviews
Coricopat is captured by Macavity's henchcats. He is beaten within an inch of his life, and is saved each time by an unlikely cat. Rated T for violence. Please review!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Coricopat
Valentine's Day reviews
my little Valentine's Day tribute. i don't know if they celebrated Valentine's Day like we do, but i'm pretending they did. if i get enough reviews, i may continue this. Please review!
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Enjolras, Eponine
Delirium reviews
Victoria has always been a normal cat, until her fateful encounter with an insane stranger. Entry for Miss Misto's Horror prompt contest.Rated T for violence and some images.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Victoria
Who Cares? reviews
this is part 1 of 4 for Volixia669's birthday present. just a little Dramione drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Keep Me Close reviews
A strange little story for my best friend, Miss-Misto. Rated T for violence, a little graphic romance, suicidal-ness,and just because I'm very paranoid.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
You Do Know reviews
Snape finds Lily in the middle of the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Really Are Loony reviews
just a silly little drabble. please enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Nameless until further notice reviews
Etcetera is a kitten who barely escapes with her life. Mungojerrie and Coricopat are best friends who want to start a revolution. Jemima is a girl content with her well off life. How do these four cats lives intersect? Sucky summary. Please read
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Etcetera, Coricopat
What Not To Do : Les Miserables reviews
I've seen a few Phantom of the Opera ones, so I thought I would write a Les Mis one. Rated T for sexual inuendo and language. Multi-chap
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011
Rebound reviews
first time I've done this. I hope it's okay, but I've done an entry for two contests with the same story. This is for CettieLovesTugger's Jemima's Dream Date contest and her Admetus contest. rated just in case. I may continue this
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Admetus, Jemima
Lovely Hell reviews
She watched him, secretly wanting him. Rated for dark Eric
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
The Christmas Wish reviews
this is just a fluffy-ish story for my bff. i own nothing but the OCs. enjoy! R&R please! rated just in case
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Etcetera
The Songfic Archive reviews
These are some fanfics i've written and havent posted yet. enjoy! and i will do requests! oh and guess the tom in chapter 3 and i'll do a requet dedicated to you!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010
My Jellicle Week March reviews
my entry for jellicle week march. this is dedicated to GiveItUpForBecca. she's awesome. tugger might be a little OOC but oh well.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Rum Tum Tugger, Etcetera
Purple and Pink reviews
my entry for Uniqa Chiqa's first kiss contest.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Rumpleteazer, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
My Cats Rants reviews
oh boy. this is me very very high on caffine. my friend, MissMisto, and i thought up the first chapter when we were throwing fake soda bottles at each other, and one fell down her shirt! here we go! please R&R! rated just in case!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010
Back Into His Arms reviews
i was to lazy to come up with a summary. i own nothing but my oc and the idea. WARNING : OC btw miss-misto thought that biha the abbreviation for the title ment buy infernal hetrosexual ants. go figure. oh and i won't update uness i get reveiws.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Mungojerrie, Macavity
National Jellicle Appreciation Week reviews
this isn't a fanfic, it's announcement. just read, please!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011
Blue and Silver reviews
my entry for ravyn's wing unlikely duo contest. a little OOC. rated T just in case
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Exotica, Munkustrap - Complete
Jellicle Week December reviews
my entry for broadwaykhaos's jellicle week december. enjoy! i seem to like pouncival pairings. go figure.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Pouncival/Carbucketty, Electra
My Favorite Couples Contest reviews
my third contest! yay! the entries must be romantic!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010
The Phangirl reviews
so i was really bored and i wrote this. yeah. ejoy! rated just in case.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010
Insert Title Here reviews
this will eveventually have a title. so this is for meh best friend weaslygirl8. it follows the characters and fred weasly's girl friend, rose black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Fred W.
First Phantom Fic! reviews
yayz!meh first phantom fic!I LOVE RAOUL!so mina is based on Miss-Misto,anastelle is based on Volixia669,bella is based on my friend ashley,sarah s based on RumTumTugress,Izzie is based on Mistofan10 and lilly is based on me.review!and no bashing raoul!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010
Creature of Shadows reviews
what happens a year later when the opera house is rebuilt and Erik finds a girl who shares the same fate as him. Will it end in tragedy? I own nothing except Sophia.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010
Through the Mirror reviews
my megxerik attempt. miss-misto is singing the title in my ear right now and she's is very bad. so i might continue this story. whatda you think? review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/12/2010
Secrets Can Kill reviews
meh entry for mistofan10's halloween contest! i'm uninspired. hmm... maybe reviews will inspire me! please review!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Demeter, Alonzo
Reunions and Sorrow reviews
k, so i ended the first pat of this cause it's about to get a little fluffy. fluffy wouldnt work for a scare my socks off contest. plus, there are gonna be more oc kittens. enjoy!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010
First Kiss 2 Entry reviews
so, this is one of my old stories bt im posting it again for CantaliaxMistoffelees's MistoxOC contest. enjoy again!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Exotica Songfic Contest! reviews
my first contest! yay! RESULTS ARE UP!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Exotica
Inspire reviews
One night, two kittens are born. One will rise to greatness, while the other will sink below to evil. Which sister will? Sucky summery. Please read!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Bombalurina, Rum Tum Tugger
Warriors : Mist reviews
"Sleep now little ones,"she whispered."You are destined for greatness." I suck at summeries.Basically,my version of the series with my clans.FYI,EchoClan ThunderClan,SootClan ShadowClan,CrowClan RiverClan, and BreezeClan WindClan
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010
Songfic Contest! reviews
another one of my contests! RESULTS ARE UP!YAY!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010
My October Jellicle Week reviews
this is my entry for BroadwayKhaos's October Jellicle Week
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Etcetera, Pouncival/Carbucketty
Murder and Death reviews
my entry for theatreadic's scare my socks off conteset. the reviewer who guesses kalea's parents fist get a virtal cookie! i promise! it will get scarier! just let me add some more chappies!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010
First Kiss reviews
my entry for rumtumtugress's fluff contest. my pairing is my oc silhouette and misto. R&R please!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
My Ocs and their stories reviews
This is basically profiles of my OCs and little bits of their stoies.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010
Traitor Amoung Us reviews
This is about my OC Lucha. Nomore info on it, except Miss-Misto help me come up with the title. Disclaimer : I don't own CATS or the orignal characters from it.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Alonzo, Munkustrap
Ask the Cats! reviews
So, somehow, the cast of Cats got into my house. Now that they have no choice, they have to answer your questions! So send me some questions! Please! They're driving me insane! Just wanted to say, special thankies to Miss-Misto! My best friend!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Cats Does Seussical! reviews
Another one of my deranged ideas! My school did Seussical soo, yeah. And Volixia6669, in this version there's no nurse sorry. Let the Seuss enseuss! Baaaad pun. *smack self*
Crossover - Cats & Seussical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010
I Can Wait reviews
So this is my entry for RumpleJemima fan's Musical contest. It involves Electra and one black and white cat standing her up. The song is from Hairspray. It was deleted from the movie, but it's in the live show.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Electra, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Heartbreaker reviews
My entry for NyokaDelFanfiction's couples songfic contest. Enjoy the very rare Tugger/Teazer!Please R&R! I don't own CATS unfortunatly and Pat Benatare owns the song Heartbreker
Cats - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Cats in Macavity's Empire Song fics reviews
Hi again! Just FYI, I'm very high on sugar right now, so don't blame me if thi sucks. I own all characters! Yay! Please R&R! Please! I'm desperate!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010
Love Letters reviews
Okay, so I heard about this challenge to write 100 love letters between Munku and Dem, so I'm doing the same thing with Tugger and Bomba. Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bombalurina, Rum Tum Tugger
A sneek Peek of one of my books:Love and Loyalty
okay, so i think deleted this one, so im reposting it.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Macavity
Yet another Sneek Peek of Love and Loyalty reviews
Hey yall! I've updated so, unfortunatly my friend Volixia669's comment was removed, even though it was awesome! I've turned her into a Munkustrap hater! Yay! FYI, ths shows the evil side of Munkustrap! hehehehe
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger
Sneek Peek from mybook:Love is Thicker than Water reviews
Okay, so if you liked Love and Loyalty, you'll probaby like this. The character Etateione is based on my awesome friend Katherine. Please R&R! FYI Volixia669, I know this doesn't sound like Katherine at all but no flaming!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey
A Sneek Peek of one of mybooks : Love and Loyalty reviews
Okay, so this story has been changed a little. For those of you who were wondering if Tugger liked Jemaara, here's you answer! So, the character of Jemaara is based on me and this i the second book in the series I'm writing. Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Macavity
Does She Love Me Too? reviews
My first poem! Tugger is in love with Jemmara my OC and he is wondering if she loves him too.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Demeter's Capture reviews
Oneshot. Not sure why I named it this, but it's about how Munkustrap and Demeter became mate. I wrote this brfoe my hatered of Munkustrap streangthened.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
According to You reviews
My first songfic! I wrote this while watching Grey's Anatomy so it's not the best. I was distracted my Patrick Dempsey! But, anyways, this is asically about Demeter remembering Macvity and how aweful he was to her, and how she loves Munkustrap
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
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