Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, Glee, and Avenue Q.
Let's do this ;)
Books: The School for Dangerous Girls, Every Little thing in the World, and a shitload more.
TV Shows: Glee, Parental Control, Family Guy, Cake Boss, Billy the Exterminator, Shameless, Entourage.
Movies: Hangover, Stardust, 500 Days of Summer, Bad Teacher, Country strong, Burlesque.
Video Games: None, really.
Websites: Fanfiction, Youtube, Facebook, TUMBLR, Polyvore.
Band/Artist: Nevershoutnever, Mother Mother. I listen to just about everything, but those are my favourite artists.
Musical/Play: Avenue Q, A Very Potter musical, Me and My Dick (CAUTION: FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY).
Hobbies: Writing, Horse back riding, Singing, Drawing.
Kate: And Princeton, you, sent me that sweet online birthday card.
A Very Potter Musical
Malfoy: Wait, don't tell me. Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion! You must be a Weasley!
Goyle: Yeah, you will be the one that is totally awesome!
Ginny: Yeah, I'm a girl, and aren't we supposed to be sorted by the 'Sorting Hat?'
Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
Dumbledore: God, Hermione, for a person so smart, you really can be a dumbass sometimes!... 10 points to Dumbledore!
Harry: Cedric, you are so annoying, okay? You're like this guy, that's just around all the time when I don't need, a guy around! You're this... spare guy, all the time! You're this.. spare dude. You're such a spare!
Ding Fries are Done- Family Guy
Ding, fries are done
I gotta run
I work at Burger King
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding, fries are done
I gotta run
Don't touch the fries in burning fat
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Wait for the bell,
Ding, fries are done,
Copy and pastes :)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.
If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".
If you think Thornclaw deserves a mate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV actually makes you smarter, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent, or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
XYou love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/lipstick.
WARNING!! DO NOT READ THE NEXT FEW SENTENCES IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROFILE OR CANNOT COPY AND PASTE FOR SOME REASON. I WARNED YOU! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
() You have run into a glass/screen door.
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
~total so far=4~
() You have run into a tree.
(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
~total so far= 11~
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
() You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
~total so far= 14~
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
~total so far= 17~
(x) You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
~total so far= 21~
(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
() You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
~Total all together= 15~
Libithewolf's version of "Row, row, row your boat":
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Throw Edward overboard
and hear the FanGirls scream!!
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Brick by Boring Brick
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Time To Win :)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Save a horse Ride a Cowboy XD
4.WHAT IS 2+2?
Cooler than Me (Numbers are cooler than me? D:)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Electric Feel (lolwut?)
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
If You were Gay XD
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Semi Precious Weapons ;)
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Touchin On My (Ahahaha)
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Lollipop (Hahaha Yesss, good times with this song)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
My Wena (All my weenis's will be crying... Love you girlies!)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Bad Romance (Oh baby :P)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Designed to Kill (Yess, yes i am ;) )
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Opposite of Adults (How appropriate xD)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
On the Brightside (I hope so!)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Kiss n Tell (O.o Uh oh)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Misery Business (Uhmmm...?)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Smell yo Dick (...)
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
A House Is Not A Home (O.O)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Telephone (Yes, they are quite scary XD)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Jizz in my Pants (Hahahaha)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Internet is For Porn (XD)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Dream On (Awww)
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
My Girlfriend who Lives in Canada (Deffo xD)
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