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Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, Glee, and Avenue Q.

Let's do this ;)


Books: The School for Dangerous Girls, Every Little thing in the World, and a shitload more.

TV Shows: Glee, Parental Control, Family Guy, Cake Boss, Billy the Exterminator, Shameless, Entourage.

Movies: Hangover, Stardust, 500 Days of Summer, Bad Teacher, Country strong, Burlesque.

Video Games: None, really.

Websites: Fanfiction, Youtube, Facebook, TUMBLR, Polyvore.

Band/Artist: Nevershoutnever, Mother Mother. I listen to just about everything, but those are my favourite artists.

Musical/Play: Avenue Q, A Very Potter musical, Me and My Dick (CAUTION: FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY).

Colour: Purple.

Food: Pasta.

Hobbies: Writing, Horse back riding, Singing, Drawing.


Avenue Q

Kate: And Princeton, you, sent me that sweet online birthday card.
Princeton: True.
Trekkie Monster: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do, after, hmmm?
Princeton: Um... yeah.

A Very Potter Musical

Malfoy: Wait, don't tell me. Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion! You must be a Weasley!
Ron: Hey, Malfoy, lay off my sister, okay? She may be a pain in the ass, but she's MY pain in the ass.
Malfoy: Isn't this cute? It's like a little loser family! Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs! But luckily next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!

Goyle: Yeah, you will be the one that is totally awesome!

Ginny: Yeah, I'm a girl, and aren't we supposed to be sorted by the 'Sorting Hat?'
Dumbledore: Well, unfortunately, the Sorting Hat got hitched with another piece of magically enchanted clothing. So he and the, 'Scarf of Sexual Preference' won't be back until next year. Until then, I'm just putting anyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin, and the other two can just go wherever the hell they want, I don't really care.

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

Dumbledore: God, Hermione, for a person so smart, you really can be a dumbass sometimes!... 10 points to Dumbledore!

Harry: Cedric, you are so annoying, okay? You're like this guy, that's just around all the time when I don't need, a guy around! You're this... spare guy, all the time! You're this.. spare dude. You're such a spare!
Voldemort: Kill the spare!

Ding Fries are Done- Family Guy

Ding, fries are done
Ding, fries are done
Ding, fries are done
Ding, fries are done

I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run

I work at Burger King
Making flame-broiled Whoppers,
I wear paper hats.

Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding, fries are done
Ding, fries are done
Ding, fries are done
Ding, fries are done

I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run

Don't touch the fries in burning fat
They hurt real bad, so do skin grafts.

Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Wait for the bell,
Can't hear the bell,
Where is the bell,
Wait for the bell,

Ding, fries are done,
Ding, fries are... doooonnnneeee...

Copy and pastes :)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you think Thornclaw deserves a mate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV actually makes you smarter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent, or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

XYou love hoodies.
XYou love jeans.
XDogs are better than cats.
XIt's hilarious when people get hurt.

XYou've played with/against boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
XAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
XYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
XYou go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
XIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(3 at the most)
XGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
XYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun
XTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night
XYou own/ed a Wii



You wear lip gloss/lipstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (never watched it)
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing


WARNING!! DO NOT READ THE NEXT FEW SENTENCES IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROFILE OR CANNOT COPY AND PASTE FOR SOME REASON. I WARNED YOU! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total so far=4~

() You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 11~

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 14~

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 17~

(x) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 21~

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 15~

Libithewolf's version of "Row, row, row your boat":

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Throw Edward overboard

and hear the FanGirls scream!!


Brick by Boring Brick


Time To Win :)


Save a horse Ride a Cowboy XD

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Cooler than Me (Numbers are cooler than me? D:)


Electric Feel (lolwut?)


If You were Gay XD


Semi Precious Weapons ;)


Daylight :)


Touchin On My (Ahahaha)


Pony (Loll)


Lollipop (Hahaha Yesss, good times with this song)


My Wena (All my weenis's will be crying... Love you girlies!)


Bad Romance (Oh baby :P)


Designed to Kill (Yess, yes i am ;) )


Opposite of Adults (How appropriate xD)


Ashley (loll)


On the Brightside (I hope so!)


Kiss n Tell (O.o Uh oh)


Misery Business (Uhmmm...?)


Smell yo Dick (...)


A House Is Not A Home (O.O)


Telephone (Yes, they are quite scary XD)


Jizz in my Pants (Hahahaha)


The Internet is For Porn (XD)


Dream On (Awww)


My Girlfriend who Lives in Canada (Deffo xD)

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Until We Say Goodnight by pacattack777 reviews
A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 205,429 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 267 - Words: 90,233 - Reviews: 5631 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 7/23/2009
How To Torture Mello by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,105 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ionic Bonds, Lithium Salts by mistspinner reviews
Matthew is a shy psychology major. Gilbert is his bipolar roommate. Somehow, they manage. Prussia/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,577 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Inspired by p0ck3tf0x reviews
A series of one shots involving Canada and Prussia or, rather, Matthew Williams and Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 91,499 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Shorts! by BananaNutCrunch reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Lots of FrUK, USUK, FACE, Cold War, Bad Touch and the Asian Invasion... with a side of everything else, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,918 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - England/Britain, America, France
Cheers To a New Life by Tora-Star reviews
Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,549 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland
At Fault by seductivefeline reviews
Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,650 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetalianess by jmp22895 reviews
This is just the kind of random hetalia idiocy that pops into my head. Nothing linear. Nothing too sensical. No real topic, whatever. Note: each of these could really be oneshots unless there are roman numerals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011
Wicked Twisted Road by Ellarose C reviews
-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Camp WaterWings by flyingsaucerscout reviews
Matt is the new counselor at camp. Naturally, this summer is going to be a lot more eventful than expected. Summer camp alternate universe, PrussiaxCanada and other random pairings, Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,506 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Canada, Prussia
The Fault In Our Stars by Tell Dallas reviews
Avengers AU, based off the the novel 'The Fault in Our Stars' by John Green. It's not necessary to read TFIOS for you to understand this fic, but I highly recommend the book. This is a 'powerless' universe, so no suits or weapons! Steve Rogers has cancer, Tony Stark has shrapnel too close to his heart, and, after meeting, also have each other.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Assassins by dicaeopolis reviews
"Hello, Matt, I want to play a game." Featuring the Russian continent, a Batmobile, the Hetalian mafia, white suburban gangsters, strawberry milkshakes, Berwald the Lunch Lady, Lovino's strut, and GAKUEN PRUCAN, with side FrUK and Spamano. And a bit of the old folks getting it on, too! Plot twist: THEY ALL DIE. Don't try this at home. Unless you PM me the results.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Canada, Prussia
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4592 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Other Side of the Heart by cul-de-sac reviews
There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. But with care the other side of the heart can be guided toward life.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,844 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Primary Colors by LogicalDreamer reviews
AU Humanstuck - Sollux moves to a new school in the middle of the year and has to put up with all the crazies. Pairings include: SolKar-centric, PB&J, FefEri, DaveJohn. Rated T for language. DISCONTINUED
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Broken by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have been stood up by your BEST BRO and BOYFRIEND: DAVE STRIDER... Or have you? Warning: Contains mention of rape! Rated T for language and eventual whatnots. Humanstuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Time to Fly by FeistyJellybean reviews
Twelve Heads. Eight transfer students. A school where you are sorted according to your horoscope. And now the world has something much more dangerous to deal with than global warming or natural disasters. T for gratuitous swearing on Karkat's part.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012
Hues and Shades by Kitty29 reviews
There are many things that happen in the universe of my other story Colours. Those things have never been released. Until now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
333 Ironic Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart by OneGirlStudio reviews
It's SUMMER TIME, you and your FRIENDS are bored out of your TEENAGED MINDS and you all have to find a way to distract from your post-traumatic STRESS DISORDERS. What better way than to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? minor PepsiCola and a few other pairs.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,198 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Dave S.
Valiant by Punchdrunk Marvel reviews
Obsessive-compulsive genius Dirk Strider finds himself doing community service in a hospital as a school project. Jake English, a spunky patient driven by his desire for recovery, may be his most difficult assignment yet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Colours by Kitty29 reviews
Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,011 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Good to finally see you by EffingUnicorn reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and your best friend is visiting you for the first time. Everything is going great, and no, you do not have a huge homocrush on your best bro, what are you talking about? JohnDave nonsense.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Thirteen Reasons by Xlaine reviews
Yao Wang, student at the World W Acadamy, has committed suicide. Now, cassette tapes are being passed around, explaining his decision. His thirteen reasons for death. Based off novel "Thirteen Reasons Why". Rated T for safety
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - China, Russia
Flying's His Thing by Sky the wolfdog9 reviews
AU. "May I fly/ride in your plane?" was a question Arthur Kirkland was too familiar with. So he thought Alfred was just another one of them...aparently not...US x Pilot!UK, Franada, brief FrUK some others, underaged drinking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 159,817 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - England/Britain, America
And This Is Why You're A Stupid by Ratt9 reviews
A collection of Death Note rants by different characters regarding things the creators did to them. Generally drabble-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3917 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Drinking Games by dhbPATHWAY1997 reviews
Roderich has been dragged to the pub by Gilbert and co. Now they're playing a stupid game where you answer truthfully, or buy the whole round. And some secrets are worth buying a round to keep... T for sexual themes and minor language; several pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Trustfundstuck by Joaniedark and ElasticPoodle by Joanie Dark reviews
Harvard University. A haven for the spoiled rich and the hard-working genius alike. However, those two are not necessarily a good combination when put together, as can be seen when one Eridan Ampora and one Sollux Captor find themselves rooming together.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Don't Let it Get to Your Head by Sky the wolfdog9 reviews
AU. Alfred manages to get himself ridiculously famous and let's it all go to his head. Then, when Arthur comes to visit for the summer, he gets dragged into all of the drama as well. USxUK, FrancexCanada and some more, yaoi/gay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,325 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Night Of The Living Self Insert by Ratt9 reviews
Rabid OCs and fangirls have taken over the Kira investigation headquarters, and L and Light are the targets. Can they survive a fangirl apocalypse? Explores the many different types of Mary-Sue that are found in the Death Note fandom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - L, Light Y.
Peeping Tom by flyingsaucerscout reviews
Their houses were too close together. Or were they just close enough? PrussiaxAustria. Warning; yaoi, closetBritneyfan!Prussia, shamelessly stolen Jenna Marbles lines
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Your Name is Eridan Ampora by Biomatrix117 reviews
Sad!Stuck. Done in a Homestuck format. Please Rate and Review!
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Eridan A. - Complete
Death Note Rants by Lawliet19980212 reviews
Wanna know what Death Note characters hold in and never say? Well here's some major ranting from all Death Note characters, even Watari! Rated T for language. especially Mello's
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Sins of the Past by Dlvvanzor reviews
The alarm clock met an untimely death that morning at 4:30 when it had the audacity to try to awaken Mello. I, on the other hand, had been up for hours. MxM, Matt POV, Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
College Essay by Ratt9 reviews
It should come as no surprise to Light that the most embarrassing and disastrous family dinner of his life was caused in its entirety by none other than L, which he tries to explain in his college essay on his final exam. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
The 12 Days of Spamano by Mollz33 reviews
Spain decides to give Romano the 12 days of Christmas. Only, things don't go exactly as planned...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,358 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Stupid, Stupid Love by jmp22895 reviews
Romano decides he never wants to fall in love. Heck, who would love him back anyway? But Spain, hearing Romano's plight, decides to help Romano find love! ...oh wait...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
How To Get Your Money's Worth by Joanie Dark reviews
In which Sollux rips Eridans shirt, and Gamzee and Equius overhear the most interesting argument in dorm history. Takes place a few months into Trustfundstuck. By Joanie Dark and Elastic Poodle
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Alois Trancys Super Fabulous Amazing Diary by kaaaaarl reviews
Entailing everything from his crush on the gorgeous Claude, to his hatred of that hoe Hannah, and all about his super rival Ciel. Read all his ramblings, and how his hair is so much better than the triplets,as it is of course, 'shinylicious'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alois T.
Conference by sithmarauder reviews
Roderich and Gilbert are called in to discuss little Ludwig's progress in school. Prussia/Austria AU, established relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Scars in his Eyes by dicaeopolis reviews
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Prussia - Complete
It's A Fragile Wall by dicaeopolis reviews
…between Canada and perversion. What do people have at night together that's really, really good? Facebookfic, smidgeons of pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Just A Little Innocent Halloween GetTogether by Mollz33 reviews
Prussia wants to go to the local haunted house. Germany on the other hand... Well, Prussia has ways of getting what he wants. Even if scared Italians, comforting boyfriends, and a pervy France running around are a result. Gerita, Spamano, France/everyone
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Texts From Last Night by TenshiXXX reviews
Because the Hetalia cast is incapable of having a night out without embarrassing themselves and leaving evidence of their collective shame. Featuring Spamano, FrUK, PruCan, RusAm, AusHun, et al.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by TenshiXXX reviews
Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Greener on the Other Side? by xXFeatherStep reviews
A young, kittypet is wandering the woods when a particular tragedy occurs. She is taken captive by a clan of toms, of which use unfortunate she-cats for most unvirtuous ways. Lemon included in later chapters. Constructive criticism is appreciated. M
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011
Wait, What? by crackberries reviews
You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Wait, What? by Lucy Grayson reviews
Tahni believes everything she sees in the WWE, so what happens when she is pulled into the world only to discover it's not as it seems? Please R n R. Rated for language!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,947 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kane, Randy Orton - Complete
Warriors High School by Adria Zoi reviews
Just a normal chaotic day in ThunderClan's Warriors High School. Mature for bad language and other...high-school themes...
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
It Was the Alcohol Talking, I Swear! by chocolate-musubi reviews
Japan goes out grocery shopping, and returns to find that things got really weird while he was away. OneShot CRACK. Rated T because the story involves naked men. And alcohol. Characters are.. uber OOC. Wrote this for fun, and because I'm high off Hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
More by MushroomT reviews
Was she always this beautiful? Why do I love her so much? Oh, StarClan, what have I done?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Brindleface, Whitestorm - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Elerick reviews
When Chrona can’t sleep she goes to Maka for help, Maka Desides to tell her the story of Little Black Riding Hood. Crackish but funny and sweet. Chrona x Maka, x Kid, x Ragnarok, all my faves.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Crona - Complete
Misunderstandings by lizza of the west reviews
Stein and Marie get some alone time, only to be interrupted by students... numerous times. But where are Soul and Maka? Oneshot, SteinMarie
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Blackstar Goes to FreshKill Mountain by Queen Annie-Ferny's Calling reviews
Warriors x Charlie the Unicorn crossover. Blackstar is not pleased when he is woken up to be begged to go on a quest to find the magical Fresh-Kill Mountain. Will he survive the crossing of the bridge, or perish at the paws of the giant Spottedleafodon?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Blackstar, Mistyfoot
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If You Were Gay reviews
RodxNicky, if you were gay :3 R&R!
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
Monster reviews
Little TigerclasxGoldenflower one-shot thing : Enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Tigerstar, Goldenflower - Complete
Splinters reviews
Little short story I made for Jayfeather and the Stick :
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Jayfeather
Never reviews
Leafpool Crowfeather One-shot. I worked really hard on it, so I would appreciate of you R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Crowfeather, Leafpool
PuckxRachel Oneshot! reviews
PuckxRachel One-shot I absolutely adore these two together ** R&R! :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Why Can't she See, she Belongs with me? reviews
SquirrelpawxStormfur One-shot. R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Stormfur, Squirrelflight
A Battle I will never Win reviews
I really needed to vent. Here is a story about two made up characters. This is somewhat based on an event happening in my life right now. May contain blood.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Warriors High School reviews
I have decided to make a warriors high school : Beware, may contain some swearing and suggestive things.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010
Crowfeather's Death reviews
I decided to write Crowfeather's death. He died as the Windclan deputy, in my mind. Hope you enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Crowfeather - Complete