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Little bit about me: Im a Texan in the 8th grade with the worst writing skillz on the planet... there not that bad actually but they could be much better! I enjoy reading fanfic's and spend 90% of my free time on here! If anyone has Harry Potter/Glee one or two shot ideas, ill be glad to attempt in writing them, 'cause I need the practice ;). I will hopefully post some stories soon! Here is a little bit about me:


Colors: Green, Black, Gold

Holiday: My Birthday, Hanukah

Books: Harry Potter, The Lost Hero, Looking Glass Wars

Movies: Harry Potter

TV Shows: Glee, Psych

Animal: Dogs

Food: uhhhhh... anything yummy!

Song: The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas

Sports: Cross Country, Track and Field

Quote: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

My icon is from last easter, when we were decorating eggs. One of my friend's Mom's made a Harry Potter Egg... and I helped her make more of the cast. In the picture should be Ginny, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Lucius, Bellatrix, and Voldemort (he is green). :D Happy Reading!

In my HP fics, Sirius, Remus, Tonks, and Fred don't die!

I have a Christmas James and Lily one-shot I wrote a while ago that I forgot to post, so If you still want me to post it, I will, otherwise I will wait until next year!

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. (hehehehehe... its my special power)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If your first and/or second favorite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater, copy this into your profile and creep people out.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to constantly update your Fanfiction profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to constantly update your Fanfiction profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this in your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

The people of the world are classified as black and white. If you want to be the only person with green skin copy/paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile

If you'd go to the dark side for cookies put this on your profile.


If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't not care that some people don't not not post this into their profiles, don't not don't not not copy and not paste this into your profile.

If you just said "WHAT?!" put this into your profile, too.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle

If you compare people (even random strangers) to book characters, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know that most everyday problems can be solved with duct tape copy this onto your profile.

If when people say "You have the right to remain slight" You say "I ignore that right! AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!" copy this and paste it on your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you prefer bagels. =D

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane.

When life gives to lemons, throw them at life and demand BIGGER lemons

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

War is pointless, fighting is fun!

Be careful what you say. it may remind me of a song that must be sung.

Those who wish to come between me and my work are most likely to succeed

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Love your enemies. it pisses them off

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Tell the truth and run

When in doubt, say a quote

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

I used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

When in doubt, make up words!

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

(U U)
C(U U)

This is Chester the Bunny. Help him reach his goal of world domination over Bootiful. Put him in your profile. NOW!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... :P

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

Boys can make fools of themselves pretty easily, but when you add a girl into the equation, it gets extremely messy.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

You're not breaking the law unless you're caught.

My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

If you can't beat them, confuse them.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Some word of wisdom...or just words

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

theres always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray its not a train!

take my advice i dont use it anyway

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

wat do you call the end of a shoe-lace? Exactly!

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

The road to success is always under construction

Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...

Save a tree, eat a beaver

By the time you read this, you've already read it

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Dont steal, the government hates competition

The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep yur job at burger king!

How to annoy people

WARNING only read this if you wish to lower your life expectancy by a huge amount

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Don't follow me, I'm lost too

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them

Set sail in a genaral that way direction

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Doctors say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

If the world is full of crazy people, THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Have seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

End each sentince with "Do you want fries with that?" or "" or "In accordance to with Prophecy." - Make sure you sound very serious with this one. It shocks people a bit.

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The World Wide Wizarding Web reviews
Computers are handed out to all the 5th, 6th, and 7th years at Hogwarts. See what happens when they are exposed to the internet. T for later chapters. This is First in a series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Special Someone reviews
A few years after Hogwarts, everybody is spending time at Grimwald Place. Romance ensues! Fred/Tonk/Remus/Sirius did not die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.