SoftMagnolia
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Joined 04-08-10, id: 2319306, Profile Updated: 10-11-14
Author has written 4 stories for Morganville Vampires, Harry Potter, Merlin, and Twilight.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Louis Vuitton has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not kiss in class.
(On The Hood Of The Lamborghini Attracts More Attention)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

  • Supernatural
  • Harry Potter
  • Everything Marvel
  • Merlin
  • Sherlock
  • Doctor Who
  • Lord of The Rings
  • The Hobbit
  • Big Bang Theory
  • HIMYM
  • Buffy
  • Divergent
  • Revenge
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    The Fight Between Reality and Humanity by xXxVampChicaxXx reviews
    What I think is going to happen in the upcoming Morganville Series! Claire made a deal with Amelie that is absolutely air tight.Soon after, bad things happen within the walls. Hidden secrets are revealed. And people come out to play. Before Kiss of Death.
    Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,979 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Claire D., Myrnin
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    Trouble reviews
    A troubled Merlin must find the line between caring to much for Camelot and Arthur, leaving them to do no work for themselves, and not caring enough. However dark times are closing in and he must choose before it is to late...
    Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
    The Wolf Witch reviews
    Hermione Granger has a Secret. What Is it? And more importantly who knows?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hermione G.
    Remembering The Past! reviews
    Okay Claire had an abortion 3 years ago but the father has came back on the aniversry of the abortion! What will they all say!
    Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Claire D.
    Take her back? reviews
    Claire gets pregnant and leaves for a year. Will the others accept her and a baby? What would of happened to Shane in that one year.
    Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Shane C., Claire D.