Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Teen Titans.
Check out my Twilight RP
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.
If you want to see a really crappy short Twilight comic my friend and I made go here:
This lie's become a part of me For months, I've played this game Acting like it doesn't hurt Each time I hear his name,
...Ignoring what's inside of me Pretending I've moved on As if the feelings I once had For him are somehow gone,
Spending each and every day With happiness and laughs Forgetting all our memories Avoiding photographs,
But last night when I saw him For the first time since he left My heart stopped for a moment I couldn't catch my breath,
When suddenly it hit me As the tears started to flow That even after all this time I just can't let him go !!!
Qoutes for life:
"Don't change who you are because someone has a problem with it."
"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone."
"When the world is against you, fight back with all you got."
"When you are forced to stand alone, you realize what you have in you."
"Be yourself and no one else."
"No boy is worth your tears, but the one who is won't make you cry."
"Don't be afraid of your life ending, be afraid that it will never begin."
AU - Alternative Universe
AH - All Human
OC - Original Character
OOC - Out of Character
IC - In Character
WIP - Work in progress
Lemon - Graphic sex scene
Lime - Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)
Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)
Taking Chances: Bella goes to college for singing and who is she to meet but Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, and, of course, Edward. But the road to love isn't about playing it safe. First FanFic. Sorry, I suck at summaries. ALL HUMAN *UP FOR ADOPTION*
Alice's Eyes: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pinksherbet/3366929094/
Song Bella sings for Alice (Chapter 1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgaPar6eRSo
Song Bella sings for Rosalie (Chapter 1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUUsp3GIEIg
Song Bella sings at the Cafe (Chapter 2): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uhQcT9aGyA
Little sneak peak: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBscFRlXTXk&feature=related
Without Forgiveness, There's No Future: Based off of Taylor Swift's Back to December. Bella comes back to Forks, after giving up her record deal, to get Edward back, but will he accept her? NOT A SONGFIC! "Forgiveness means letting go of the past."
Anything bold, is the original schedules, anything italicized, is what I changed:
4) Spanish Music
4) Gym Music
6) Spanish Gym
I've started to notice, that out of all the Twilight character lists I have seen, Ms. Cope isn't in any of them! Poor Ms. Cope!
Just to warn you, I'm a freak! I know I have a long profile but I don't care!
92% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch anounced that it was uncool to breathe. Post this on you profile if you are the 8% that would be rolling abound on the floor laughing.
No more words, no more lies,
Let it go, before it dies.
Hear the words, hear the pain,
The last of love, ends in vain.
Sweet in start, bitter in end,
Hearts will break, but never
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say PARAMORE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say VAMPIRE DIARIES
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
Amo parlare la lingua italiana. È bella. Meaning: I love to speak the Italian tongue. It is beautiful.
I love playing with il mio cane (my dog).
Random convo I had w/ my friend:
me: CHILI IS BROWN
Jessica: didnt realize
me: BROWN IS NOT A FLAVOR
ORANGE IS A COLOR
Jessica: true dat
me: COLORFUL FLOWERS MAKE ME SNEEZE
Jessica: not me
me: PPL SAY BLESS YOU WHEN YOU SNEEZE
Jessica: also very touching
me: BLESS THIS EARTH AND ALL THE PPL WHO LIVE ON IT
Jessica: yes lets
me: PPL ON THIS EARTH ARE STUPID
Jessica: also very deeply true
me: STUPID PEOPLE ANNOY ME
Jessica: same here
me: I AM A BUBBLE
BUBBLES ARE BLUE
Jessica: no response
me: BLUE IS SLANG FOR SAD
Jessica: no they are meerly clear with all colors reflecting on it
me: SLANG WORDS ARE CORRUPTING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Jessica: yes yes they are
me: THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CONFUSES ME
me: CONFUSED PPL SHOULD BE MEDICATED AT ALL TIMES
MEDICATIONS MAKE ME FEEL FREE
Jessica: not u my friend
me: BEING FREE IS LIKE A BIRD
Jessica: and if so have fun, just dont die
me: BIRDS POOP
POOP IS ICKY
Jessica: ple sometimes
me: ICKY IS A WORD
WORDS ARE USED FOR TALKING
Jessica: check the dictionary
me: TALKING IS FUN
i am using words
Jessica has left
me: IMAGINING THINGS IS A HOBBY OF MINE
HOBBIES ARE GOOD THINGS TO HAVE
I HAVE A BUTT
BUTTCHEEKS LOOK KINDA LIKE DEMI LOVATO'S CHIN
1. FULL FIRST NAME: Rebecca (Maestro)
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Mom's college roomate
3. SIBLING NAMES: Alexandria, Laine, Nick, and Anthony Joseph (AJ)
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Yesterday morning
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? No
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? None
7. KIDS? They're... okay... they always seem to be covered in jam...even when there's no jam in the house!
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe...
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yeah
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? ~sarcastically~ NOOOOOOO!!!!...~seriously~ of course I do!
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yeahh
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? haha sweet yeahhh
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cherios, I'm boring i kno
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? I never untie my shoes, I slip them on and off
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookie Dough
17. SHOE SIZE? 9 or 9 1/2
18. RED OR PINK? Red. I hate pink
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My face
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My Grandpa who died in 2007 i think
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Sure.
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? gray shorts and i am not wearing shoes but I have black socks!
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Grandpa's B-day cake
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Scrubs Episode My Overkill
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black!
26. FAVORITE SMELL? The smell of a Water Lily
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Eye color (weird I kno)
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? don't know her
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Dr. Pepper
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Volleyball or Tennis
32. EYE COLOR? Brown
33. HAT SIZE? They have sizes?!
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Sometimes, tho I dont need em
35. FAVORITE FOOD? Hot Dogs
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary Movie, I hate happy endings
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Alice In Wonderland
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Hat
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on the person
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Anything with chocolate
40 ODD Things about me! (A questionnaire I filled out)
1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
What's a top 8?
2. What is your favourite possession?
3. Do you own a gun?
No… well i have a pop cap gun...if that counts
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yep… I'm weird like that
7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
"My Grown Up Christmas List" Kelly Clarkson
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
9. Can you do a push up?
only the girly kind!
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yes, but I don't clean it
11. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
My peace sign choker
12. Do you take painkillers?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
No... I have A.D.O.L.A.S.T. (Attention Deficit Oooo Look A Shiny Thing!!!!!)
15. What's your name?
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
My hatred of my name, the song "The Only Exception" by Paramore (love the band, hate the song), Halley Williams of Paramore
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Soda, A birthday card for my grandpa, music
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
COFFEE, soda, water
19. Current worry?
If life is actually worth it (don't ask, LOOOONG story)
20. Current hate?
Myself/ my life
21. Favourite place(s) to be?
My closet, the woods, anywhere dark and quiet
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
I read until midnight, had sparkling grape juice (and a sip of my moms campagne...OOOOkay, a FEW sips), and went to bed
23. Where would you like to go?
The dark woods, alone
24. Do you own slippers?
25. What shirt are you wearing?
A purple-ish maroon t-shirt that says "In tennis love means zero"
26. Favourites color(s)?
Right now? Dark Red, Black, Dark Green, Dark Blue, Dark Purple
27. Are you gay?
as in happy, yes. Lesbo, no (but I support it all the way since my brother is gay and my cousin is a lesbian)
28. Do you sing in the shower?
No, my mom would hear me... ~shudder~
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I never had a fear like that. I always wanted to be taken away (still do sometimes)
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
NO IDEA!!! lolzomg
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
not sure… maybe the knife that was dropped on my arm...
32. Who is your loudest friend?
Summer. Yes, you Sum-sum
33. Who is your most silent friend?
Kerri or Claire (that question took a few minutes to think about)
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
I don't think so
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
I wish on all stars
36. What is your favourite candy?
Toxic Waste, they make my mouth sting
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
From This Moment by Shania Twain
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Isn't She Lovely by Stevie Wonder
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Urg... more sleep
50 Things You Did not Know About Me Until You Read This!
1. What color is your toothbrush?
2. Name one person who made you smile today:
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Discussing music with my dad
5. What is your favorite candy bar?
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no, why would i?
7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
Dad, the internet's not working
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
10. What is your lip gloss of choice?
Sephora Lip Stain.
11. What was the last thing you ate?
piece of grandpa's birthday cake and ice cream
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yep, first day o school outfit
13. The last sporting event you watch?
a minute of water polo at a resturant
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
16. Ever go camping?
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
19. Do you have a tan?
nope, i'm always pale (I'm half albino...lol)
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
I hate pizza. What kind of Chinese food?
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
only at resturants
22. What did your last text message say?
"L8er I'm going to a fair"
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
sleeping, swimming, sleeping some more
25. Look to your left, what do you see?
26. What color is your watch?
don’t have one on. but my watch is blue
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
28. What is your birthstone?
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I usually go in (when i actually go)
30. What is your favorite number?
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32. Any plans today?
Watch fireworks in about 2 hours
33. How many states have you lived in?
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
My headband is itchy
35. Last song listened to?
Misery Buisness by Paramore
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
about half of it
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Converse, or wedge heels
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
No. Why would they be?
41. Do you love anyone?
42. Do any of your friends have children?
Only the adult ones (my sister, Mrs. Grau, ect.)
43. What do you usually do during the day?
watch TV, text, read, draw, sleep, swim, ect.
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I usually say hi but... yes
46. What color is your car?
I WISH i had a car! Both of my parents cars are silver tho
47. Do you like cats?
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
50. How did you get your worst scar?
Steak knife...not pretty
Last thing that you ate
Cake and Ice Cream
Thing that confuses you the most
Reality, Life, Existance
Thing that you are ashamed of
A lot of things
Thing most loathed
People, the world, my life
mostly German, a bit Italian, and a whole mess of other things
You get in trouble the most for
Most thought about thought
Death... (that sounds emo...lol)
as in music or art? Music, Halley Williams of Paramore. Art, M.C. Escher
Most Annoyed by
Can you do a push up?
only the girly kind
Can you run a mile?
Yep. I love running
writing, drawing, sleeping, running, daydreaming
Are you an emo poet
Do you know who Flyleaf is?
What color is your math notebook?
Are you funny?
I don't think so, but others have said I am
Are you secretly dating your best friend
No. She's a girl. I'm not a lesbian.
Do you understand football?
No, not at all
Are you dating anyone
Ummm... I'd rather not answer that question
Are you okay with not dating anyone?Does someone have a crush on you?
I don't think so
Where do you come in the family tree?
Do you like your feet.
Layers Of You (Put a question mark for questions you don't want to answer)
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Birth date: November 21st
Current Location: New York
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: Scorpion
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: German, Italian, lots o other stuff
Your weakness: Life
Your fears: I don't have many fears, but i am clastrophobic (sp.?)
Your perfect pizza: Dessert Pizza (Chocolate pizza)
Goal you'd like to achieve: Rather not say
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: MORE SLEEP!!!
Your best physical feature: ~shrugs~
Your bedtime: when I’m sleepy I guess
Your most missed memory: An old best friend and I were jumping off a huge snow cliff with a bedsheet as a parachute. The feeling of freely falling into nothing
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Lipton Tea or Nestea: neI've only ever tried Lipton... so Nestea
Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino mmmmmmm
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Cuss: yep… more than I need to.
Take a shower: yep. Everyday.
Have a crush: Rather not say
Think you've been in love: yes.
Want to get married: if I find the right guy
Believe in yourself: Never
Think you're a health freak: no.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Gone to the mall: Yep
Been on stage: No
Been dumped: nope
Gone skating: nope
Dyed your hair: nope
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: yep (She wont let me forget it, even tho we're no longer friends... ESPECIALLY since we're no longer friends)
Got beaten up: Only by my older brother
Changed who you were to fit in: Hell no
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: don’t know
Age your hoping to have kids: ~shrugs~
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY
Best eye color: Green
Best hair color: black
Long or Short Hair? Longish… but not too long
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
1 MINUTE AGO: filling out this!
1 HOUR AGO: blogging (my blog is depressing...)
1 YEAR AGO: I have NO idea
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: the idea of someone, someday, truely loving me
I FEEL: scared
I HATE: how lonely I feel when I'm surrounded by friends
I HIDE: behind a smile
I MISS: when reality was one block wide
Mentally ill test:
x You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
x You have run into a tree/bush.
x You have been called a blond.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
x You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
x You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL : 8
x You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire.
x You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
x You have caught yourself drooling.
x You have fallen asleep in class.
x Sometimes you just stop thinking.
x Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
x People often shake their heads and walk away from you
x You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
x You use your fingers to do simple math.
x You have eaten a bug accidentally
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
x You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
x You break a lot of things.
x You tilt your head when you're confused.
x You have fallen out of your chair before.
x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
x The word "um" is used frequently.
x You don't know what "um" means.
x You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
x You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
GRAND TOTAL: 120... O.o
Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What book is it? Quote the first sentence.
Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver- "It's funny to think about telling Lindsay- who's tugging on my hand and tossing her hair impatiently in front of me- that I'm only dreaming of her, that she's not really here, and I giggle, starting to relax."
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
The keyboard, the book, the light, the ipod
Without looking, guess what time it is:
Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?
lol 10:34 p.m.
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Air conditioner, dad clicking his nails, the TV (NCIS)
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Leaving my grandparents house about two hours ago
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A Fan Fiction
What are you wearing?
A t-shirt and shorts, black socks, and my choker
Did you dream last night?
When did you last laugh?
Bout five minutes ago at this test
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A few pictures in frames. ornate candles, a HUGE clock
See anything weird lately?
What do you think of this quiz?
It's better than staring at the wall, that's for sure
What is the last film you saw?
Remember Me, for the third time!
If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A couple new guitars, and every little thing I ever remember my parents refusing to buy me!
Tell me something about you I don't know:
I often daydream about what death would be like (God! I sound soooo emo)
If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Not world peace, that's theoretically, and mentally impossible... sooooo... I don't know...
Do you like to dance?
Yeah, but not in front of others.
Really wasn't AS bad as some people think. people are blaming him for things that OBAMA did.
Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Julliet or Anna... maybe Cherry
Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Thomas (Tommy) or William
What fics do you demand all your fans to read?
You Still Shine Brighter Than Anyone (Twilight), Bella's Video's by MistyTearz (or sumthin like that)
Survey: True or False?
I am a cuddler – True
I am a morning person – False (I'm a night person)
I am a perfectionist – True (most of the time)
I am an only child – False (I have two older sisters and two older brothers)
I am Catholic –False (I've decided that I don't have a religion)
I am currently in my pyjamas – False
I am currently single – N/A (Not Aplicable... AKA i'm not telling you)
I am currently suffering from a broken heart – True
I am okay at styling other people’s hair – True
I am left handed – false (Right)
I am addicted to my MySpace – false (I'm addicted to a lot of things)
I am very shy around the opposite gender at first – False
I bite my nails – True
I can be paranoid at times – False (only very rarely)
I currently regret something that I have said – True (I normally regret things I say)
When I get mad I curse frequently – False (I curse frequently anyway)
I like someone – N/A again
I enjoy country music – True (only some kinds tho)
I enjoy jazz music – False
I enjoy smoothies – False
I enjoy talking on the phone – False (it's awkward not being able to look at the eyes of the person I'm talking to, because the eyes always reveal more than the mouth or heart)
I have a pet – True (My goldendoodle puppy, Moxie)
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal – True
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person – True
I have all my grandparents – False (I miss you grandpa)
I have at least one sibling – True (Four)
I have been told that I am smart – True (but I've also been told that I'm dumb)
I get higher then C’s in school – True
I have broken a bone – False (even tho I'm REDICULOUSLY clumsly and un-coordinated)
I have Caller I. D. on my phone – True
I have bathed/showered with someone – ... True (my brother, when I was two!! and my nephew when I was five!!! but that's it!!!!!!!!!)
I have changed a diaper – True (About two days ago)
I have changed a lot over the past year – True (more than can be seen or told)
I have done something illegal – True
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair – False
I have had surgery – False
I have killed another person – False (That surprises my friends!!!)
I have had my hair cut within the last week – True
I have had the cops called on me – True
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t – True
Q: If you were being hunted by a vampire, where would you hide?
A: Barcelona (first place I thought of)
Q: If you could steal one Twilight characters ability, who would you steal it from? Why?
A: Alice's (lol), srry only Aria and Claire would understand that one
Q: Who's team are you on? (Edward, Jacob, or Switzerland)
Q: If you could have any one of the Cullen cars, which would you pick?
A: Alice's Porche in Red
Q: Do you have at least one Twilight fan character? If yes, can you name all of them?
Q: Would you kiss a vampire if you could?
Q: If you found out a werewolf imprinted on you, how would you react?
A: I'd be a bit creeped out
Q: If you could change the sport that vampires play, which sport would you have them play other than baseball?
A: Basketball or football (GO LONG! ~runs 1,000 yard away and catches ball~)
Q: If you were pregnant with a half vampire child, would you keep it or kill it before it gets worse for you?
A: Keep, I guess
Q: If you heard a vampire was going to kill a close relative if you didn't meet him at a certain place, would you go?
X You own a cell phone. (Of course!)
you own something from Abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks. (yeah I do)
X You have been called a brat. (more than once)
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
X Black is one of your favorite colors. (yep yep)
X You have thought about death. (who hasn’t?)
You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You've shopped at Hot Topic.(love it. but recently it's gone down hill with the Twilight and girly stuff)
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark. (ohh I can’t help this one!)
X You dislike preps.
X You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic. (Guess which one)
X You can skateboard
X You've worn plaid.
X you like Converse (they are awesome!)
X you hate MTV (HATE... HISSSSSSSS!!!!!! ~makes sign of cross with fingers~ HISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I would if I could)
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
X You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (I usually get at least one B)
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew. (sooo?)
You always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick.
Total: 6 (I kno i'm a geek)
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
X You belong/belonged to a school team. (for a few days, then I quit!)
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number
X You like loud music (is there any other kind?)
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans. (wore)
X You like the band panic! at the disco. (their songs are catchy)
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it. (hahahaha yeah they have)
X You love to "hardcore" dance (~blushes~)
You hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple (I WISH!!!)
I messed up 63 of my teenage life...
x kissed someone before dating
gotten a phone taken away at school
x gotten caught chewing gum
gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2
x arrived late to class more than 5 times
x didn't do homework over 5 times
x turned at least 3 projects in late
x missed school just because you felt like it
laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 6
x got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
x text people during class
x passed notes
x threw stuff across the room
Total so far: 10
x broke the dress code
x took pictures during school hours
x called someone during school hours
x listened to Ipod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 14
x threw something at the teacher
x went outside the classroom without permission
x almost failed a class
x ate food during class
Total so far: 18
gotten a call from school
couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
x didn't take your stuff to school
x given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 20
x faked your parents signature
x slept in class
x cussed at your teacher
x copied homework
got in trouble with the principle/vice principle
Total so far: 24
Multiply by 3...
Post as "I messed up of my teenage life"
I ran naked with a hottie because I'm crazy like that.
Pick the month you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good in bed
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because I have a killer six pack!!
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella (Jacob is an ass)
Bella or Alice?
Alice (She’s too cool!)
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Alice (I do like Jasper as well though…)
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
Vampires! (I'd rather sparkle then have fur…)
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Maestro
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Maeizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Raven (coooool!!)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lynn Little Spring (??? WTF?!?!)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): LicMaCht
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Water (EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Acyltae (that is soooo rediculously RACIST!)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Moxie (o...kay?
It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
It's funny how good memories always make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to really last.
It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot your past.
It's funny how ''friends'' can just leave you when you're down.
It's funny how you need someone they're never around.
It's funny how people forgive, even they can't forget.
It's funny how much one night can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be. But the funniest part of all? None of that's is funny to me.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you laugh at yourself for laughing at yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you start singing random songs at any random time. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your English class because you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to separate you but it never works because the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is you and your friends shouting at the top of your lungs in public place that you are in love with the characters of twilight (several times a day).Crazy is when you try to hold your breath after learning that Edward and his family can. Crazy is when you get posters in your wall and start talking to them saying: ''Don't look! I'm going to change'' or ''Don't look, I'm naked'' and when you watch TV and there is happening something funny, you say: ''Did you see that? It was hilarious!'' and laugh at yourself and the TV. Crazy is when you're reading a book, or watching a movie and you get so into it, that you've actually convinced yourself that you are the main character. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the darn Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down,
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town,
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course,
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse,
I promise to remember Carlisle
When I am in the emergency room,
And I promise to remember Emmett
When there's a huge boom,
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty,
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall picking out clothes,
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that bronze hair,
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care,
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled,
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (~laughs~ I don't know how to play chess)
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
He who laughs last didn't get it. ^^^^
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen or Miley Cyrus was on a 250 foot building about to jump. 4% of teens would bring popcorn and chair, and shout "DO A FLIP!" I am the 1% right behind them about to push them off the building. (Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Edward Cullen, just he's a bit of a...let's just say 'jerk' or 'moron' or 'drama queen' or 'emo')
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Copy this into your profile if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Do you want to be the peson who hurts all these people? If you answered no, copy and paste this on your profile.