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Author has written 9 stories for Degrassi, Coraline, Latest Buzz, My Little Pony, and The Santa Clause.

I like to write, and this is where I let my most bizarre and ridiculous ideas come to life. :D

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I'll Try To Fix You by mpkio2 reviews
Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,909 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 271,791 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Degrassi: The Boring Point, A Parody by awriterscorned reviews
This Degrassi parody starts with Degrassi Takes Manhattan. As of 7/20/12 it is updated to the end of season 11. Season 12 chapters coming soon!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,400 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010
Don't Touch Anything by kadabrafreak890 reviews
A series of one-shots about Eclare. Chapters 64 is up! ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 57,536 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Locked Up by KitKat0219 reviews
Clare Edwards and Eli Goldsworthy are both patients at Degrassi Juvenile Mental Health Hospital. They're both broken and depressed. Can they help each other pick up the pieces of their lives? Summary sucks, I know. Just give it a chance, please.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,367 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Biting off more than we can chew by Clintashagolden16queen reviews
Clare is in 11th grade and eli is a senior it is towards the end of the school year, after a hard night of partying, the purity ring comes off for eclares first time, but when the ineveitable happens how will eclare cope? R&R sry about short chapters! :
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Face Down by clareandeliforever reviews
His hand came up and pushed her down the staircase, sending her tumbling down. He loves her right? so why does he keep doing this? will he break his promise again? No...he loves her. When Eli helps her, will she discover his dark past? Flare then Eclare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,309 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Bulletproof Love by beattleslover230 reviews
When Clare's close friend Fiona is murdered, Clare grows impatient to find out who killed her best friend. She decideds to take matters into her own hands and hires a dective to help. But, will they devolp a romance? Eclare story!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Mending Hearts by JustAnotherMisfit13 reviews
When Eli comes back after his "medical vacation" and Clare takes a trip down memory lane of her and Eli, what could happen? NOTE: For all hard core Eclare fans, stay away if your a Cake fan!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Party Does Stop by MunroInMyChambers reviews
Clare and Alli are your typpical college students. Parties, booze boys and tons of one night stands. A specific one night stand leaves both girls wishing they were a little less drunk and a bit more aware.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,069 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Little Orphan Boy by DegrassiFFLover12 reviews
In the small streets of Toronto, Eli Goldsworthy learns to make his own way by stealing bread from the local shops. It was how he was brought up. When Elijah saves young Clare Edwards and older twin brother Adam, he feels attracted to her. full sum inside
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Revenge Hurts by SomewhereOnlyWeKnow070897 reviews
Clare Edwards will stop at nothing to avenge her sisters death but what happens when she falls in love with her sisters murderer...
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,573 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
First Time by ShupoKawaii reviews
Many believe that things happen for a reason, even if the sky is falling down. So when a mystery girl crashes into Justin's world, will he be able to handle it? On top of all the fame and surprises she comes with? *Rape* **Justin Bieber** ***Complete***
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,515 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Right Thru Me by simplecrafter reviews
Clare is dating KC and Eli is the new kid. He knows she has a boyfriend but that doesnt stop him from trying to steal her.Clare cant help but fall for him...COMPLETE
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Dreli by ThatCoolKidSpardel reviews
"Maybe you need a man Goldsworthy." I said. "Not just any man Drew, you." Title sucks, I know. Tried to keep it as in character as possible with the plot. Read if you enjoy Dreli smut! ONESHOT.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Eli G., Drew - Complete
Trip To Your Heart by swaggiesaurus reviews
Eli and Fitz have been at each other's throats since the beginning. Having already reached the boiling point of their rivalry, they begin to create and build a new relationship with one another. Set after "Jesus Etc."
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz - Complete
Degrassi Goes Camping by simplecrafter reviews
Simpson takes Degrassi camping. Eli and Clare have no idea about each other. Okay bad summary, But its goood. READ!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
If It Happened by AllyTaylor reviews
Eli and Clare are only friends. What would happen if they were to become serious? Would Clare toss her faith to the side, or would it remain important?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Daylight by Bandbabe reviews
Adam and Fiona continue to reconnect, and discover something new. – Future Fic!; Adam/Fiona pairing; Post-"How To Save A Life" and "Wanted"; Major Lemons!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Adam T., Fiona C. - Complete
Dear Clare, Love Eli by we-will-not-fall-down reviews
One letter can change a person's life. Forever.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Fancy meeting you here by CubicleOfThoughts reviews
Clare and Eli meet at a party, they drink the spiked punch and they hook up. The next morning they don't remember anything from what happened. Will fate make them remember? First fic, PLEASE REVIEW!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,645 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
His Addiction by Godless Girl reviews
"Love is like the wind; you can't see it, but you can feel it. - Anonymous" Chapter Thirteen: Hot and Bothered. Series of one-shots. Possibly two-shots. Won't always be an M rating. Disclaimer: I do not own Degrassi or any songs used in story
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,961 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Finally Together by AfewSentencesShortOfaParagraph reviews
This is the episodes All Falls Down- Parts 1 and 2 in Eli's POV. Enjoy, and if you have the time, read my other stories. Thanks for reading, guys, you're the best.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stay Away From Her by xopeaceandloveox reviews
Charlotte Goldsworthy moves in with her cousin Eli after moving from town to town with her father one too many times. What happens when Fitz, Eli's enemy, sets his sights on her? Rated T for a reason x
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz
Porn Star Dancing by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Eclare; "She wraps those hands around that pole, she licks those lips and off we go, she takes it off nice and slow, 'cause that's porn star dancing." /Because strip teases are so distracting, especially if it's Clare tossing her shirt at you/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Thinking of the Memories by Jonas and Degrassi Obsessed reviews
Eli and Clare were cleaning Eli's room, when they began thinking back to the crazy year they've had. OneXshot it is cute, i promise! T because there are some swears
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Sparked Connection by rtothecore reviews
A new girl transfers to Degrassi and finds herself in the wrong crowd... But is it really all that wrong?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Mark F./Fitz
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Eleven by fivecents reviews
A Degrassi girl has committed suicide and has left behind eleven letters. One to Adam, Alli, Bianca, Clare, Eli, Drew, Fitz, K.C., Wesley, Fiona,and Jenna. Only one letter though, holds the reason behind her death...but whose letter?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,685 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Hold On by xmakeawish reviews
Set after All Falls Down, Eli and Clare are trying to pick up the pieces after the "stabbing", but with Fitz back at Degrassi, will that really be possible? Rated M for language as of now. Will be a multiple chapter story.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Coming Clean An EClare Fanfic by ShootingStarOnTheHorizon reviews
When everything starts falling apart,Clare finds help and support through Eli. Rated M for some langauge and sexual refrences. Disclaimer: I don't own Degrassi,but that would be cool if I did.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 86,874 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Constant by verbal acuity reviews
EliClare - It's been three weeks since he's spoken to Clare, since he's kissed her, and he's going crazy - oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Dynamite by WithoutAHistory reviews
"Move, Dracula." "Whatever, Ginger." Those wouldn't be the last words Holly J Sinclair and Elijah Goldsworthy would say to eachother. Heli J. Rating might change later!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Holly J. S., Eli G.
We Are Broken by FancyJeyJey reviews
Mark Fitz has a little sister, that's secretly dating Eli. What happens when Mark finds out about his little sister and Eli?
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Mark F./Fitz, Eli G.
Draco's Lip Gloss is Poppin! by BandGeeK24 reviews
Well i think the title says it all...it's a crack fic so i hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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They Didn't Know About Magical Hugs reviews
A Curtis and Lucy pairing. one-shot :)
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012
South For The Winter
Curtis has always been by the rules. But now he will take a turn down a bad path, including experimenting with things other than his inventions. Rated T for adult content, language, and drug references.
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bernard, Scott C./Santa Claus
My Little Degrassi Drama Is Magic reviews
A story where My Little Pony and Degrassi collide. The characters of Degrassi play as the adorable ponies of My Little Pony. Better than it sounds. Please give it a chance! Rated T for language and adult content later on.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Applebloom, Jake M.
Cotton and Khaki reviews
After the chaos at Vegas Night, Eli returns to Degrassi with his sister Jillian. Will Jillian stay true to her word about changing her bad ways, or is there even worse trouble for her ahead? And can Clare forgive and forget? Sequel to "Lace and Leather".
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,370 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
The Girl With The Purple Streaks In Her Hair reviews
Wilder and Amanda have something special between them. But when a new, mysterious girl crashes into Wilder's world, that just might be enough to screw everything up. In Wilder's POV. So much better than it sounds. Give it a chance! :D
Latest Buzz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Wilder W., Amanda P.
It's Not What It Looks Like reviews
Noah wants to win Rebecca's heart. But how can he when she thinks he's a pervert. Rated M for Moronic sex jokes and humor. Come on...give it a chance...you know you want to. ;
Latest Buzz - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Noah J., Wilder W.
Lace and Leather reviews
Eli's sister Jillian moves to Degrassi. When she decides to start picking fights with Fitz, how will Eli keep her under control, before things go too far...? Rated T for language. I suck at summaries, but just read it.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,006 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
She Da Man reviews
CLARE EDWARDS RAPES ELI! And...that's pretty much the plotline...pretty good story, if I do say so myself. :
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
The Most Disturbing Thing reviews
When Coraline's dad goes missing, it's up to her to find him, only to get a big, disturbing surprise. Rated T for adult content. one-shot
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Coraline J., Other Mother - Complete