Kayliana
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Joined 04-08-10, id: 2319811, Profile Updated: 04-15-15
Author has written 6 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hey everybody, I’m Kayliana. If you’re curious about my penname, it’s a mash-up of my first and middle names irl, and is pronounced kay-lee-ahnna. I’m a college graduate and aspiring writer. Most of my stuff tends to be either really funny or really dark/angsty (or a little bit of both) because that’s just how my mind works. I enjoy reading well-written het and slash fics (not much genfic, I'm mainly a shipper), I don't tend to stray too far from canon, I detest ooc-ness, and I'm drawn to love/hate and "forbidden love" types of pairings; you can expect these preferences to be reflected in my own stories.

I LOVE GETTING REVIEWS! Like most writers, I always enjoy feedback from readers letting me know what you like about my stories (or what you don’t like, if you can be polite about it and offer CONSTRUCTIVE criticism). It doesn’t have to be anything fancy; I just like to know how readers are reacting, even if it’s for a story I wrote years ago--I know that there are always new fans going back through the fandom archives and catching up.
However, what I DON'T want is whining and bitching about the fact that I write slash, or complaints about a pairing. If you don't like slash or a certain pairing, then don't read it. It's really that simple.

BTW, I am also Kayliana_19 over on LiveJournal, where I have some Batman/Joker art posted, as well as the same B/J stories I have on this site. I haven't been using LJ much due to technical difficulties, but check it out if you’re interested :) http://kayliana-19.livejournal.com/ . I'm also Kayliana on AO3 and will eventually cross-post my stuff there. Feel free to check out my bookmarks in the meantime (lots of awesome Thorki and Hannigram fics faved, if you're into that) at http://archiveofourown.org/users/Kayliana/bookmarks .

GENERAL INCLUSIVE DISCLAIMER: This should be obvious, seeing as this site is called FANfiction, but I do not own any of the recognizable characters in these stories and no copyright infringement is intended. Batman characters all belong to Kane, DC, Nolan, etc. Characters from any other fandom I may branch out into in the future belong to their respective owners. I am not making any money from these stories, and this is purely for entertainment purposes. I’m putting this inclusive disclaimer here to cover all of my stories.

My current favorite fandoms (aka where I spend most of my time reading on here): Right now, mainlining Sherlock. Also (always) occasionally Harry Potter and Supernatural. OMG I FINALLY GOT CAUGHT UP ON DOCTOR WHO AND MY OTP IS PRACTICALLY CANON NOW. PERMISSION TO SQUEEEEE! XD

FAVORITE PAIRINGS: (I’m most enthusiastic about the bolded ones, at the moment)
The Dark Knight: Batman/Joker
X-Men First Class:Erik ( Magneto ) / Charles ( Professor X )
Harry Potter: Harry/Tom Riddle Jr, Voldemort/Harry, Dumbledore/Grindelwald,
Supernatural: Sam/Dean
Thor: Thor/Loki
Hannibal (tv series): Hannibal / Will
House: House/Wilson,
The Office: Jim/Dwight/Pam, Jim/Dwight, Jim/Pam
Doctor Who: Doctor/Master, 10th Doctor/Rose, 10th Doctor/Simm!Master, 12th Doctor/Missy
Brokeback Mountain: Ennis/Jack (obviously)
Psych: Shawn/Lassiter
Criminal Minds: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Mighty Boosh: Howard/Vince
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack/Elizabeth/Will
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
The Following: Ryan Hardy /Joe Carroll
Hannibal (books/movies): Hannibal/Clarice
Due Date: Peter/Ethan
The Fast and the Furious: Dom/Brian

…I tend to cycle through my shipping obsessions and be really into one or two things at a time and temporarily not care at all about the others--is that weird? But if it's on this list, at some point I shipped it like crazy, and could come back around to it any time.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...


HEY GUESS WHAT!

I'm honored and thrilled to announce that An Offer He Couldn't Refuse is being translated into Chinese by Blakeshot https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6173559 . Here's the link to the first chapter: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10962167/1 .

Check it out! XD

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Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,312 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lithium by S. Gray reviews
The smallest change in details can lead to vastly different outcomes. When Harry finds Tom Riddle's diary in his second year, he befriends the entity that resides within. This simple act results in a ripple effect that tears the story as we know it apart, causing a descent into the madness that is the human psyche.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,877 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,890 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 4,552 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
An offer he couldn't refuse一个他无法拒绝的提议 by Blakeshot reviews
此为翻译文,原作者Kayliana。内容总结:Harley想要Joker,Joker想要Batman,Batman则一个也不想要,不过因为有不少孩子被劫持作为人质,Joker却表示他会释放这些孩子并且不去伤害他们分毫…不过,他有一个'提议'。紧接着发生了一大串能把屁股都能给笑掉(Laughing my fucking ass off)的事儿。[事实上作者成功了,她不仅让我当时看的时候LMFAO,现在时不时想起来还是分分钟担心臀[够了[。
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - Chinese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/10 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
To Suffer Love by MayFairy reviews
"Because love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise. And he will never hurt her." When the Doctor finds the Master again, he remembers how close he came to killing her. Neither are sure if he truly could have done it, but perhaps, in the end, it doesn't matter. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [12th Doctor, The Master] - Complete
In Death, Standby by Sophisma reviews
After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,696 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
if we're gonna do anything we might as well just fuck by hauntings reviews
There are probably, maybe some perks to being in love with your best friend, but Schmidt has yet to figure out what those perks are. JenkoSchmidt.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [G. Jenko, M. Schmidt] - Complete
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,168 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke reviews
An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,615 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Liberated by glyphsbowtie reviews
Will is surprised to learn what he will do to keep hold of what is his.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,680 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L., Abigail H.
To Keep Faith by Jennistar1 reviews
Charles meets Old Erik. Old Erik has a request. DOFP spoilers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto] - Complete
rigor mortis by brusinecka reviews
Hand on your cheek is warm and slick with blood. He's almost apologetic. But not quite. The knife slides into you with little to no resistance.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] Abigail H., Alana B. - Complete
When an Unstoppable Force Meets an Immovable Optimist by ToriTC198 reviews
"I have to find them." Charles replied quietly, looking at Erik – pleading with him to understand. As Erik gazed into the man's tired, pain-stricken eyes, he wondered - not for the first time - how this man could be so damn good. Brave and strong and constantly putting everyone else in the world above himself. - What if Erik and Charles had been able to find a middle ground?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,828 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Lessons Learned by Gerec reviews
The end of the world comes in a burst of light. They've run out of time. From DOFP: Future!Erik and Charles' last moments in the temple. M/M - Cherik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Per Tempus Discamus Amoris by greenisacolorto reviews
When a misread spell sends Harry plummeting through time, where else would he end up but in the childhood of his worst enemy? HP/TR/LV Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,266 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Imprisoned by glyphsbowtie reviews
Hannibal needs Will to decide to be with him without any manipulation, but it proves too hard to resist.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Alana B., Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Worship At The Shrine Of Your Lies by coloursflyaway reviews
Hannibal's and Will's idea of dirty talk is speaking about how they would kill the other.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Caged by glyphsbowtie reviews
Will turns up somewhere he shouldn't be, and Hannibal has to make a new plan.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
The Wincester Gospel by SoulfulSam reviews
Chuck really wishes he could unsee his last vision about Sam & Dean. A lot. But what has been seen cannot be unseen & Sam & Dean are left to deal with the fall-out of their forever changed relationship. S5, Sam/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,048 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Breaking Destiny by Nirah reviews
The prophecy was clear. The Doctor's song would end that day. But the Master didn't know that, and even if he had, he had never been one to follow rules anyway. Now with his body breaking down from his sabotaged ressurection, he has to co-operate with the Doctor in order to stay alive. And with the drumming silenced, he realizes he must regain his old friend's trust.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 290,255 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Man Who Sold the World by PrettyArbitrary reviews
If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Finding a place by Henordra reviews
11th/Master. The Master escapes the Time Lock and goes hunting for the TARDIS but without the drums he's a different man than he used to be.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,073 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, The Master
Crawling Back To You by coloursflyaway reviews
For this very nice prompt on hiddlesworthorkiprompts: FLUFF/ROMANCE PROMPT: (Post-Avengers) After returning to Asgard, Thor discovers that Loki has intense recurring nightmares about the abyss.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Timeline by mesohorany reviews
Sam and Dean have had an uncommon, intricate bond from the beginning. It's about to get whole lot more complicated. WINCEST Sam/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
It's Stopped Bleeding Now by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Set after The Dark Knight. An injured Joker finds out that Bruce Wayne is the Batman and pays him a visit. Slash. UPDATED March 6th 2013.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Charlotte Francine Xavier by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Genderswap, mature themes. Written for a kinkmeme prompt, looking at the events of the movie if Charles had been a woman. This story will also have the psychic-bond trope, as well as being a shameless fix-it fic. Erik/always-a-girl-Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,676 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Freefall by ladyoflilacs reviews
A voice whispers to Harry in the still of the night, when he is on the verge of sleep and at his most vulnerable. A retelling of Deathly Hallows. Rated M for Harry/Voldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 189,564 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Who Will Love Me Now? by Invader Miraza reviews
Batman/Joker; Batman - dead. Without him, Gotham and The Joker are lost. There really isn't anything left here, is there? So, what's a clown to do? Time to go out with a bang. Is Bats really dead and gone? Could he, would he save the City, and the Joker? [Written before DKR, possibly AU]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
(Your Heart is An) Empty Room by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"The end, when it finally comes, feel inevitable, but it still takes her by surprise." The Joker calls Bruce back to Gotham. Post-'Dark-Knight Rises,' established Selina/Bruce, implied Batman/Joker. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Been There, Done That by AsYouWishFFNet reviews
Erik Lehnsherr is stuck re-living the same day over and over again - a day that just so happens to be the day he and Charles Xavier took a handful of mutants to Cuba to stop a war.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Unexpected, but not Unwelcome by ShadowKitKat11 reviews
What is plot? Charles and Erik kiss for the first time.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
In Memoriam by strangegibbon reviews
Sherlock returns from his self-imposed exile to find a John Watson he barely recognises. Now he must solve the mystery of the disappeared man and try to rebuild their relationship as well as deal with his own return to a London that has forgotten him. Set post The Reichenbach Fall. Romance, angst, slash. Sherlock x John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Know How the Light Works by Writerforthem reviews
Sam can just barely see Dean looking down at him. They lock eyes. Dean nods once before looking up. "Dad?" "Dean." Dean sighs. Then looks back down at Sam, his baby brother, hanging from his hand above his possible death. "Dad, I'm going to let go." preseries and moves into wincest but nothing too major. I keep the focus on the plot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,843 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
All For Show by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Unwritten by TwistedTale reviews
"Time, as I have said, is constantly being written, rewritten, and… unwritten." Harry looked at him sharply. "Are you saying that I can change history? But Hermione said-" "Miss Granger can, and has, been wrong before. History can be changed Harry if you would be willing to try… it would involve a lot of risk and uncertainty. But it is possible." SLASH TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,008 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Ebb and Flow by beckett77 reviews
Slight AU: Charles Xavier's investigations lead him ever closer to what he seeks. Erik Lehnsherr is a man hunting for only one thing. What happens when their desires intertwine? Slow building slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,804 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Explaining is an Admission of Failure by Writerforthem reviews
It turns out Dean was right.The world wanted to end.It didn't take long after the leviathans got the upper hand for everything to start going down the drain.And it went fast.The Winchesters haven't been seen for months.Some think they're dead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,665 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 5,607 - Follows: 3,022 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Into My Arms by coloursflyaway reviews
It has always been this way, or at least as long as Loki can remember. They balance each other out, his brother and he, like day and night and so he can't help but orbit around Thor the same way his brother orbits around himself.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Changing The Rules by xelectrogirlx reviews
Tension is rising between Sherlock and John. Then something happens which makes both realise exactly what they have and what they have to fight for. Warnings inside. Rating WILL go up for later chapters. Sherlock/John eventual slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 176,601 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
History Throws Its Shadow by Writerforthem reviews
A man walks into a bar, says, "Tell me a story." The stool wobbles.One leg is shorter than the others.Of course it is.Watches as the bartender looks up and asks, what kind of story? One shot down. "Any story." Second shot down just as quick. Rugged. Coat wet. It's raining outside. When did it start raining?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
For Everything, There is a Month by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
If X-Men: First Class had lasted a year, the relationship between Charles and Erik might have looked a little like this: they meet because of a jump in January, and the rest, as they say, is history.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 147 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Master in the TARDIS by Silarcta reviews
The Doctor convinces the Master to travel the stars with him and it really doesn't turn out all that well, except in the ways they never expected. Spoilers: Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock and Torchwood. Mature content. Features several Doctor incarnations.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 127,499 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Sex and Telepathy by Blind Author reviews
Most people can't pinpoint the moment when they first become aware of sex. Charles can. Just a quick look at Charles' telepathy and how it might shape his attitude towards sex. Slash, graphic sex, Charles/Erik, Charles/others.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends by ChristianGateFan reviews
Erik/Charles. Erik returns, weeks after Cuba, to find Charles on his deathbed. Charles asks him to stay. Erik refuses to believe that all is lost...especially considering that Charles's condition is his fault.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Blessed Are the Merciful by KitCat Italica reviews
For they shall obtain mercy. Set during TDKR
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Laws of Science by Verdreht reviews
A look at the progression of Charles and Erik's relationship through the movie. Starts canon doesn't end that way . Some fluff, some action, some violence, some hurt comfort...essentially, a little bit of everything in one Cherik-y package. SLASH
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Replay by Unforgotten reviews
After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Good Luck With Your Future by dreykar reviews
Batman and The Joker agree to work together, with help from their older selves back in time from 25yrs in the future, to prevent the mob taking over Gotham permanently. Now with Scarecrow helping them out things are more complicated than ever B/J SC/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,112 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Many Mornings After by lene-anschutz reviews
Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Did We Not Choose Each Other by Cyranothe2nd reviews
Was it the dancing? Warnings: Nolan-verse, Batman/Joker, Bruce/Joker, sex, language, bottom Bruce, angst, straight up PWP. This is set in the same universe as 'Mine Is The Heart I Will Save,' right after the hotel scene, but can be read as a stand alone.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Dreams of Yesterday by wbss21 reviews
Slight rewrite of end of chapter 21 guys. Check it out. Beginning directly where we left him in "The Dark Knight", the Joker's journey through Gotham's legal system, and eventually Arkham Asylum, where supposedly they give as good as he does.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,002 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Joker, J. Crane
Always and Always by KitCat Italica reviews
By tricking a frigid biomedical engineer and a harlequin surrogate mother, Bruce and Joker have achieved the ultimate union. B/J slash and large amounts of ooc-ish fluff be found here, ye be warned. :D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,553 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Ravages of Eternity by sariane reviews
The Master reluctantly agrees to help the Doctor on a desperate quest to stop the End of Time. Together, they travel across the stars one final time in a twisted truce that strains them both and crosses old boundaries. Slash. Doctor/Master. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,754 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Two Crows Joy by MadLori reviews
Sequel to Human Interest. Jack and Ennis deal with their newly expanded household as the holidays approach, bringing visitors and new developments.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,177 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2006
Love Love, or How Love Santa Saved the World by carzla reviews
[One Shot - X-Men: First Class] Before they were Professor X and Magneto, they were... Love Santa!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X] - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mine Is The Heart I Will Save by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"You know there's nothin' I wouldn't do for ya, Bats. If you'd just bend a little." Joker makes an offer that Batman cannot refuse. Batman/Joker slash, Nolan-verse, sex, violence, language, angsty!Bats, drunk!Bats, gentle!Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Tests by KitCat Italica reviews
Sequel to Lessons. Bruce's thoughts directed at Joker as they get it on the very next night. Another PWanypretenseofP, very not-work-safe, graphic J/B slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Perspectives by KitCat Italica reviews
A collection of poems, ranging from silly to sappy, that can be interpreted from either Bruce or Joker's perspective. B/J slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Distaste by Lexical Item reviews
Crane, Wayne, Joker and Dent have four very different opinions regarding a specific human experience. But somehow they each manage to arrive at a very similar conclusion. Four drabbles.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Sentience by Lexical Item reviews
Batman and the Joker are merely clockwork soldiers. Gotham City is the only thing that truly lives. The ending is always the same whichever way you slice it. It is beginnings that are the most fun. Surrealist style. Biochemistry.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
All That Glitters by Atlin Merrick reviews
So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Domesticated by 1BadJoke reviews
Established Relationship. The little things you do for that special someone.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Out of the Closet and Into The Frying Pan by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter breaks the law and learns more than he bargained for.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 10,012 - Follows: 11,508 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Indigo Mommet by Beldam reviews
Batman had been in many bad situations over the years. Usually, everything he needed to solve them was somewhere on his belt. So why he suddenly needed the Joker's help to protect the Gotham the clown was on a mission to destroy, he'd never know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,646 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Falling in to Nothing by wbss21 reviews
A new series of murders forces Batman to seek help from the one man he hoped he'd never have to. But is it a choice he'll live to regret? My first Nolanverse story!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Second Map of the World by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. Good luck makes a person do crazy things.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Particular Question by KitCat Italica reviews
Sequel to Mind Your Surroundings. Joker resorts to drastic measures, all for the answer to a simple question he has for Batman. B/J slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
How Season Six Should Have Ended by George Stark II reviews
H/W slash, I change the ending to Season Six to Hilson and then write a pretend Season Seven. They're formatted like episodes but without anything medical.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,088 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Agony by wbss21 reviews
Note:I've rewritten Chap. 3 & made it longer The Joker's been badly brutilized and Batman's the first to come upon him. But what will The Dark Knight do and how will he react to finding his greatest and most dangerous foe in such a compromised positi
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,682 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Intervals by newbluemoon reviews
A depiction of the evolution of the twisted relationship between Batman and Joker. Warnings for the series: B/J slash, graphic sex, violence, torture and profanity. Disclaimers: Nothing belongs to me, s'all DC's baby. No profit is being made.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Arkham Lustration by newbluemoon reviews
Arkham makes good on that shared cell for Bruce and Joker. Contains B/J slash, dark!Bruce and mild sex. Written for round 10 of Knight vs Anarchy on LJ. Disclaimer: Not mine and no profit is being made. Be a dear and tell me your thoughts on this one?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Apologize for the World by KitCat Italica reviews
Sequel to Singles Awareness Day. Batman witnesses something he should never have seen, but the fight against fate is a losing battle. B/J slash, some parts NSFW
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
On the Blindness of Justice and Bats by Imogen Kain reviews
An essay explaining my personal views on the psychology of our favorite villain, the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
The Games We Play by Godell reviews
Ch. 41 FIXED! There is a difference between selfishness and selflessness. A line almost as thin and slender as the line between sanity and madness. And it can be crossed with one simple choice. J/B, B/J. SLASH.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 76,337 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Cards on the Table by Raven Aorla reviews
The Joker is still leaving his card at crime scenes, but someone else is leaving a King of Clubs. But when they've been foiled, there is a Two of Hearts and a Jack of Hearts. Not my characters. AU. Some 10/Master. Jack is Jack. Surprisingly light.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Jeremiah's Well by alice chess reviews
Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Full Exposure by 1BadJoke reviews
Definite AU. Good News, Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of guns. Bad News, half the Narrows is in the morgue. Dark!Bruce and Joker preslash. A look at if Batman didn't exist and fell on the otherside of the razor's edge.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
It's All a Bit Technical by KitCat Italica reviews
But the point is, everyone seems to reuse the same formula to have Batman and Joker get together. Parody!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Maternal Instincts by KitCat Italica reviews
Martha Wayne's spirit watches over Bruce each night of his crusade, even when she wishes she could turn away. B/J slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The King and His Fool by KitCat Italica reviews
My attempt at an extended metaphor. B/J implied slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Death by KitCat Italica reviews
Joker's thoughts on his best buddy: death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fools by 1BadJoke reviews
Our favorite clown, the Joker, muses on his plans for April Fools Day.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Joker - Complete
If Things Were Different by sbyamibakura reviews
Batman/Joker, no particular setting for the first part, set post-TDK for the second, crack!fic all the way. If Christopher Nolan had pitched TDK slightly differently...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by KitCat Italica reviews
Joker picks up an eight-year-old kid named Bruce as his protégée, and Batman makes a deal with six-year-old Jack to train him by his side. AU
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Welcome to Fog City by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. The really important stuff that Dean knows that Sam doesn't.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Singles Awareness Day by KitCat Italica reviews
Also known as Valentine's Day, a day in which Batman reveals he wants more action at night than just crime-fighting – much to Joker's surprise. B/J slash, now a five-part series
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Four Shots by KitCat Italica reviews
As Harvey Dent makes his way to the ambulance to interrogate Schiff, four shots are fired in the distance. Four shots that changed two lives forever.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
A Curious Encounter with a MarySue by idoeswhatiwantzzz reviews
The Joker and Harley encounter a very strange individual,who claims to be the Joker's twu luv
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Joker - Complete
No Us Without You by CatarinaLopez reviews
Batman/Joker - TDK Short and sweet, mostly for practice. - Batman and Joker are two separate identities without the means to identify themselves separately. Light and shadow exist together, but not apart.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
I'll Tell You In A Haiku by newbluemoon reviews
I wrote several haikus for the batmanjoker haiku challenge a while back, and I decided to list them here. They're a little pointless but oh well *shrugs* Just for fun. Contains slash and hints of m/m contact. Nothing graphic. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
In Flight Entertainment by newbluemoon reviews
After reluctantly catching a flight to a business meeting in Chicago, Bruce discovers he's trapped on a plane with his worst nightmare. And no, it's not snakes. Batman/Joker slash. Written for round 1 of KnightVSAnarchy. Prompt; April Fools.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Disquietude by wbss21 reviews
Batman has a conversation with The Joker about his life and who he was before he became the madman he is, hoping to better understand his greatest enemy. Instead, he's left more perplexed then he's ever been before.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
mY fAVoritE tHinGS by 4ofCups reviews
Ledger's Joker is feeling blue instead of purple. How does he pick himself up? Cue the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical score, replace the Austrian Alps with the backdrop of Gotham, and sing along. You all know the tune.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Dah Ling Store It Yourself by Nixa Jane reviews
The bad news is that one of Lassiter's highest profile arrests has just escaped from prison. The worse news is that his best hope of tracking him down is a sleep-deprived Shawn Spencer. Shawn/Lassiter preslash.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
To Make Two Ends Meet by Bonomania reviews
After House's team jump to conclusions, House tries to teach them a lesson and ropes Wilson in to help - but everything doesn't go according to plan. H/W A/N inside.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
1930 by Nixa Jane reviews
See a penny. Pick it up. Shawn/Lassiter Slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Rise and Fall by PoisonComeUndone reviews
Sometimes, virtue doesn't really get you anywhere. "They need you now but when they don't, they'll cast you out..." Batman/Joker, established relationship.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Every Me and Every You by PoisonComeUndone reviews
Batman/Joker. Slash. Sometimes, hate and love really are closer than we think, and hate and need are even closer than that. Obsession might not be healthy, but since when have either of them ever been healthy?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Eight Things You Should Know by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. Being in love with Dean is the most annoying thing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
CASE STUDY: JOKER vs THE WORLD by Jokerlady reviews
Joker found out of all this misinterpretations of him and does what a normal peroson does...sue for slander and misrepresentation. But he is not the only character abused, right? How does he convinces ..HIM to join him in this lawsuit? NOW PART 2 UP!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
You and Me on Milk Cartons by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. A history of Sam, except, you know, through Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Mine by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker ...and in his mind repeated one thought. One truth. Mine.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
And I Have Asked to Be Where No Storms Come by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. All the stuff that happened before all the other stuff happened.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Speechless by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. Dean loses his voice and their rapport is only moderately impaired.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
White Picket Fences and Apple Trees by FlatOutCrazy reviews
Two years after that summer on Brokeback Mountain, Ennis del Mar leaves his wife and daughter to start a life with Jack Twist. Sixteen years later, Alma is dead and Junior is sent to live with her father and --surprise!-- the MAN he loves. Complete.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 162,948 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
A Better Class of Criminal by Moniker reviews
Why is it that whenever Batman is hanging on for dear life, the only one who ever shows up is the Joker? One shot, slash. You know the routine! JokerXBatman
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Hollow by Replicating reviews
[The Prestige] Albert Borden chooses his brother and never says a word. It was never really a choice.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Going Home by I-Walk-in-Eternity reviews
Kissing The Doctor was like going home. [Master x Doctor slash] [Oneshot]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Human Interest by MadLori reviews
AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,929 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
You and Me and the Devil Makes Three by Fabu reviews
In an alternate universe in which Will escaped with Jack, Will and Jack return for Elizabeth. WE, JW, ultimately JWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2005
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words by Dala1 reviews
Surely Captain Jack Sparrow can do better than a thousand words. (JackWillElizabeth)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2004
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An Offer He Couldn't Refuse reviews
Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,422 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
BatmanJoker Haikus reviews
Some random haikus that examine the mutual obsession between Batman and Joker... These are mostly intended as slash, but about half of them can be read as gen, if you insist. There's nothing graphic. B/J SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker]
Unspoken reviews
A slightly angsty glimpse at Batman and Joker's dysfunctional codependent relationship. Drabble. B/J established relationship. B/J SLASH.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
Sometimes reviews
Sometimes Bruce dreams about the night in the alley... A oneshot exploring Bruce's angst-ridden nightmares of his parents' murder. Light Batman/Joker slash. B/J established relationship.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
The Exclusive reviews
A hotshot reporter devises a clever way to get an exclusive interview with Batman-but it doesn't go quite as planned, and he learns a few unexpected things about Gotham's top two "public enemies"...Oneshot. Batman/Joker SLASH.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
Perfection reviews
Drabbles. Ch1 Bruce's POV, Ch2 Joker's... Contemplating the things they'll never tell each other... implied SLASH of the Batman/Joker persuasion. Semi-established relationship. J/B SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete