Well something you might know about me...im a cutter, which means i cut myself. Before you judge me for it, know what it means, while i suggest no one to do it, dont judge until you've been though it and felt what its like. (The only reason Im posting this is because sometimes when im sad ill try to work on my ffs. And sometimes it comes out, so things may get alittle...dark. And Im here if anyone wants to talk or get something off your chest, cause I know the pain... and Im here for others if its needed.I may not be on to often so the easyest way to talk to me is on twitter. my User Name is @AlexScheller .feel free to get ahold of me. :) ) Also my parents didn't like a old story i had on here (lemon) so they deleted it and i got in trouble... but im back!...Also I have the hard copy of nine chapters worth of one, (and another few flowting around in my head somewhere) Naruto story, and I am working on a Gears of War one as well as a Victorious one. I just gotta type them... Unfortunantly won't put any stories up til I buy a laptop...or a flash drive. sorry people
Age- Im 16
Im 5' 11''
sex- when i get it i love it.. when i dont i do it myself..oh wait u mean gender my bad..im a guy lol ;)
dating status- dateing
Favorite tv shows- naruto, victorious (go ahead make fun... I DARE YOU), Ed Edd, and Eddy, Spongebob (dont lie you watch it too), Attack of the Show, and X-Play
favorite teams- broncos, celtics, and yankees
favorite games- gears of war 1&2 and obviosly 3 best game Ever!, MW2, Star Wars BFT 2, Bad Company, Star Wars: FU Series
favorite music-I listen to everything, just depends on my mood
likes- girls, food, games, and fast cars, fanfiction (duh), Facebook, Naruto, and Im starting to get into twitter when i acctually publish my works i'll make a page for them.
dislikes- nothin' really bothers me enough to dislike
adictions- gears of war, music, girls, fast cars, xbox, naruto episodes,Fanfiction (duh)
Favorive parings: NaruHina(Naruto) ShikaTem(Naruto), KibaSaku(Naruto) NejiTen(Naruto), Cat/Tori (Victorious) Beck/Jade (Victorious), Marcus/Anya (Gears of War), Sam/Baird (Gears of War)
Things I took from peoples profiles.
Quiz: Your instincts has its advantages all the time... This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite.
you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was uinpmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Apparently Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it.
1) If you are straight write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first)
2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow?
3) Your first initial?
4) Your month of birth?
5) Which color do you like more,black or white?
6) Name a person of the same sex as yours.
7) Your favorite number?
8) Do you like california or florida more?
9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10) Write down a wish(a realistic one)
ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...)
1. You are completly in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red-You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black-You are consertive and aggressive
Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3.If you initial is:
A-K You have alot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R You try to live you life to the maximimum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4.If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5.If you choose;
Black: Your life will take on a diffrent direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completly confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.
8. If you choose:
California: You like adventure
Florida: You are a laid back person
9.If you choose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
(back to my stuff now)
These are the jappanese suffixes as I know them, if any are wrong plaese pm me and I will fix them. Here are some less and more known for those who don't know them.
big brother- nii-kun
big sister- nee-chan
little brother- otout-kun
little sister- imout-chan
If you are ever down... remember even your calender says 'WTF'
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
When in doubt, push random buttons!
If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.
When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's something entirely different.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
They couldn't repair your brakes, so they made your horn louder.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go for it, but don't expect a big reaction...
I don't get even, I get odder.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
what dont kill you only makes you stronger
friendship is like peein' on yourself every one sees it but only u get the warm felling that comes from it
love is give and take you better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
life is a great teacher to bad it kills all its students.
dont take life seriosly no one ever makes it out alive anyway.
dont get mad get even
lifes tough... get a helmet.- my dad
love where u come from live for the moment and u'll have no regrets
if you aren't willing to fight for ur contry you'd best seek new flag
"Get your blue balls a'rollin"
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