Dame Emily Dent
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Joined 04-08-10, id: 2320014, Profile Updated: 08-07-14

Whovian Extraordinaire, College student, Sherlockian, Potterhead, Honored and Most Esteemed Member of the Society to Deport Justin Beiber, Evil Fangirl.

Things I'm Kinda-Sorta Obsessed With: Doctor Who (since birth), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Agents of SHIELD and Marvel movies (lame fangirl who never had the patience for a million comic books, so 0.5% chance of me writing a story to do with them) Sherlock, Supernatural.

Loves: Writing prose and poetry (crappiness increases exponentially with fanfics), acting, drawing & painting, reading, and other miscellaneous things that involve a less-than sane state of mind.

What I Really Wants Out of this Account: For all the fanfictioners online to fall in love with, review, favorite, and BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP MY WRITING SKILL! Note: this deluded desire only comes true for me in parallel universes.

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Invictus by William Ernest Henley:

Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the horror of the shade,

And yet the menace of the years

Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments the scroll,

I am the master of my fate,

I am the captain of my soul.

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If Today Was Your Last Day by VoiceOfTime reviews
Fifth in a Series. Lily and the Doctor travel on with Amy and Rory as they battle the Silence and everything else that comes their way...The Doctor/OC, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,966 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/8/2011 - 11th Doctor
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Don't touch that by stupid-nickel reviews
Jack is touching something he REALLY shouldn't... "Would you mind…um…not touching that?" "Why not?" "It's making me very uncomfortable." Fair warning, crack!fic. Some stories are complete and utter CRACK! But, things aren't always what they seem! Random little ficlets/drabbles, not always connected. Rated T for suggestiveness...just to be safe. Feel free to leave a request!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 43,599 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
We're in Middle Earth! by nerdydarkcupcake reviews
I had a normal life. But all of that changed when my cousin and I were dropped into Middle Earth. Now everything's hectic. But I think Abby and I are special enough to handle it all. Let's just hope for the best. AU - SEQUEL IS UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,962 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Gandalf, Peregrin T. - Complete
River of Magic, Hermione's Song Book 2 by DWDuck reviews
With the knowledge of who Voldemort really is, The Doctor and Hermione recruit old friends to help with the destruction of the Horcruxes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,971 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
A Beautiful Nightmare by Extinction Of The Gummy Bears reviews
A porthole has been opened. My idea of how my friends and I would handle the fellowship if they were here. People will be brutally smacked, probably insulted, cars will be stolen and underage drivers will be running the streets. Full summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 186,364 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Carson Chronicles by Milkbottle reviews
Death Eaters at the World Cup? Panic inducing. Her best friend's scar hurting? Well shit, Voldemort's-gonna-kill-Harry kind of worrying. The TriWizard Tournament and said best friend's suspicious inclusion? Okay, things are getting a little creepier. But romance? Sweet Merlin, this couldn't possibly be happening to her… GW/OC. On a permanent hiatus—I'm very sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,454 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - George W., OC
Stupidity Is Just Our Thing by Dean's Dirty Little Secert reviews
Three teenager girls end up in the Lord of the Rings world and make a joke out of everything, yet they somehow still manage to find love ther. WARNING: Really Stupid Aragorn/oc Legolas/oc Merry/oc
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
Miracle's Treacherous Trickeries by MoodBeam reviews
Evil teachers, plenty of pranks, and a revenge to rock Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry off it's socks. The Marauders and I are the saviors of our sixth year. And let me tell you, Sirius Black has one sexy arse. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sirius B., OC
The Avengers Interviews by PendulumWings reviews
They gave me a day with each Avenger, living in their space - some spooning, flirting, grumpiness, and general husbandry is included. I was allowed to record every word they said. I wasn't allowed to report on everything that happened, but what I was, I took and ran with. (Nick, please don't hurt me.) This is what resulted.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,414 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Complete
Hermione's Song by DWDuck reviews
The Doctor finds Melody Pond in a world he is unprepared for, the world of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,154 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Stacked Crooked by lumaluma reviews
Matthew Williams is a bored financial advisor. His next-door neighbour, Alfred, is anything but boring. He teaches Matthew how to live a little. The last thing either man expected was that their friendship would lead to something else... CanUs. M for language and adult themes/situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,170 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
The Men From Earth by FallingStarXan reviews
In 2017, the nations of Earth are being manipulated into war. The Doctor creates a group of people who are personified countries to simplify the task of promoting peace, but things soon get dangerously complicated. Feat. the World 8.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,667 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, England/Britain
Well Behaved Women Seldom Make Good Wives by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Middle Earth is at peace, and Legolas wants to show its beauty to Amy. But she's still longing for home, and Legolas is at his wits end trying to make her love him. Meanwhile, Haldir and Sam are fighting their own battles - literally. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Legolas, Haldir
Shades of Grey: A Monkees Story by smoshen reviews
One rainy evening, Davy Jones, Peter Tork, Mike Nesmith, and Mickey Dolenz are safe and sound in their beachside home. Suddenly, a young woman on the run from her abusive boyfriend turns their lives upside down and steals Peter's heart.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Sometime in the Morning by dearheart67 reviews
Some people are becoming who they're going to be. Others are just trying to be anything but who they are. And others just can't decide.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Davy, OC
Meeting Boring by fakeasain56 reviews
A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Calvin, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Photograph of the Artist as a Young Man by fishwrites reviews
Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,874 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
Lady's Babies by TorketteMonkette reviews
What would happen if the older me adopted some baby Monkees? Adorable Monkee chaos ensues as Emma carries on through her first day as a mommy to Monkees with her best friend, Isabella, to help out. Co-written with the infamous "Aunt Bewwa" herself, RulersAreRoyal.
Monkees - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Old Blue Crate by King Rat reviews
A fancily-dressed older gentleman buys passage on Serenity for himself and his large blue crate, with no specific destination. Who is he, and what's his real agenda? Strange things are afoot... Firefly/Doctor Who 3rd Doctor crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,284 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/6/2008 - 3rd Doctor
Two Countries, One World by Tashii Cat reviews
The other countries are fed up of England and France's constant arguing so they lock them inside a cell in hopes that they will settle their differences. Little do they both realise that they will step into a world that they would soon create themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,196 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
This is true for Sam, Amy and Lizzie, three girls in a biker gang who were dropped into Middle Earth. Determined to help the Fellowship in any way they can, macho Sam, innocent Amy, and ditzy Lizzie start to find life, love, and the pursuit of happiness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,302 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Goodbye, Doctor by Lostykitty reviews
Everything ends. An OC companion says goodbye to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Breathe Again by devotedreader reviews
Amanda Brighte is a muggle-born witch with an ungrateful family and a hurtful past. She is alone in a brand new world. She quickly finds friendship in the Weasley twins, and discovers herself smitten with a certain jokester.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,134 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - George W., OC
Looking Back by RiddleinWonderland reviews
It's the 1960's and the world's only starting to learn of the mutants. Not only that, but a war between good and evil. What happens when love, friendship and betrayal gets added into the mix? Happens during X-Men First class, so spoilers. Charles/OC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X
The Wild Sides of Charles Xavier by HelloPoppet123 reviews
Everyone has a side they don't want the world to witness. You know, that wild alter ego that lurks inside of you. What happens when Charles' girl-crazy aspect of himself escapes from his mind and runs rampant in the mansion? Set after X-Men: First Class.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X
The Rules of Hogwarts by Mistress Ashley reviews
Crack ficlets for the funny list of things NOT to do at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Gandalf's Mary Sue by TheOnlyMarauderette reviews
Gandalf is sick of these 'Mary Sues' popping up all over the place and is annoyed that they're all for Legolas and Aragorn. But when he thinks his luck has changed, he gets a smack in the face. Please review! Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
Not Telling by ellamequiere reviews
Hostilities having finally simmered down in Europe after the Napoleonic Wars, Russia invites everybody over for a dinner party. The conversation wanders. England, Spain, Prussia, Russia, Portugal-in-absentia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Russia, Prussia
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crossed Hearts by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
When Winnie McKinnon's mother, Marlene, was killed during the 1st Wizarding War, the Weasleys took her in as one of their own. Fred and George were her best mates, but one had the potential to be much more. Part I.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,339 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
The Quest for a Coat by FebruarySong reviews
When Frodo horribly tears his coat, the Fellowship is forced to enter the deep darkness of...the local mall. There they face fangirls, coatracks, and other angsty evils. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete