Soooo…..I am an (early) 30-something mother to three little preschool girls (all born within 16 months), living in Australia and studying nursing at university. I’m hoping to eventually specialise in paediatrics, with a special interest in either community or palliative care nursing (that is a long way off, especially while I keep reading and writing fanfic).
I came to the whole Twilight phenomenon quite late. I was in hospital with my 4 yo who had pneumonia and a world renowned professor of paediatric neurology walked past and said “You look bored, here I loved these books, give them a go.” He is a man in his late fifties and I was like WTF?? I thought these books were for teenage girls? Anyway, he was right, I read them all in two days lol.
I’m not a fangirl, TwiMom or one of those chicks that goes swoony for everything twilight. I could take or leave RobPat, and I’m not a fan of KStew, but I do appreciate that some people do not see things my way! Hey, each to their own.
I can’t even remember how I got into fanfiction. The first (good) one I read was TINML. I’ve read a lot of good and a lot of shit. My number one fave would have to be danieller123 (oh where did you go?!).
Anyways, on to my story. It’s something I’ve had kicking around for a while. It has taken me FOR-FUCKING-EVER to write. When I used to bitch about my fave fics not being updated every week, I never knew a whole chapter could take more than a week to write. Let alone beta/edit/tidy up/post/etc.. I have a new found respect for all those writers I harassed! And, because even while I respect how long it takes to write stuff, I still hate waiting for updates. So most of this fic is completed, just needs a polish. I am looking for a (good) beta, so if anyone knows anyone, let me know.
A word about grammar and apostrophe use* I am a scientist. Show me a set of numbers or some data and I will sort it faster than you can say “scientific conclusion”. I am not an English major. If my grammar/apostrophe use/sentence structure is shit wrong, keep it to yourself or stop reading.
Also, I wrote this for my enjoyment and yours. Not to be a bitch, but if you don’t like it, don’t read it. Don’t send me nasty PM’s telling me it is a piece of crap. I’m hoping you will all be kind and understand this is my first fic J
Finally, in case you didn’t realise, I like to swear, a lot. Probably because I don’t swear in front of my kids, I need to get it out when I can! So if the “F word” upsets you, don’t read it. If you don’t like lemons, don’t read it. If you’re under age, don’t read it. If you don’t like the word cock, don’t read it. Just sayin ;)