ThePostmanStoleMyIdentity
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Oh Hai there XD the names Steph, Stephy, Stepharama or whatever tickles your fancy as long as it's not Stephanie i honestly do not mind :D

If you were dead or still alive, I don't care, I don't care. // And all the things you left behind, I don't care, I don't care.

I'm a bit of a newbie to this site so if any of my fanfictions are naff or don't make sense then please lemme know and i will try and correct it :P Wanna know abit about me?? course you do XD well here goes:-

I live in England in a small town that no one has EVER heard of called...dum dum duuuuum Barrow In Furness i told ya you wouldn't know where it is XD yes i live in a hole. I happen to be a fully grown woman gasp actually i'm only 20 ;D and i'm also a biiiiig roleplayer on Facebook feel free to add if you can find me LOL especially if there are any roleplayers on here hiding away under a rock XD i love many things such as :

Men in my life:

Mark Salling a.k.a Noah Puckerman

Jonathan Groff a.k.a Jesse St James

Michael Jackson

Kenny Johnson a.k.a Kozik

David LaBrava a.k.a Happy

Charlie Hunnam a.k.a Jax Teller

Tommy Flanagan a.k.a Chibs

Eddie CaHill a.k.a Detective Don Flack

Carmine Giovinazzo a.k.a Danny Messer

Eric Szmanda a.k.a Greg Sanders

Keanu Reeves

Johnny Depp

Vin Diesel

John Cena

Wade Barrett

Heath Slater

Justin Gabriel

Randy Orton

Jeff Hardy

Matt Hardy

Sheamus

Drew McIntyre

John Morrison

Ville Valo

Nikki Sixx

Bret Michaels

Slash

Bam Margera

Lee Dainton

Matthew Pritchard

Jussi 69

Tre Cool

Mike Dirnt

Billie Joe Armstrong

Wednesday 13

Joey Jordison

Corey Taylor

Lars Ulrich

T.V Programmes:

Sons Of Anarchy

The Sopranos

FRIENDS

Scrubs

24

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

CSI: Miami

CSI: New York

Angel

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Jackass

Viva La Bam

Dirty Sanchez

Movies:

The SAW collection

Underworld Trilogy

The Matrix Trilogy

The Godfather

Speed

Goodfellas

Scarface

Wrong Turn 1 & 2

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Music:

Avenged Sevenfold

Metallica

Greenday

Blink 182

Shaman's Harvest

Evanescence

Lacuna Coil

Korn

Paramore

Nightwish

And many, many, many more that would take forever to write on here :D

Anyhoo if you'd like to know more feel free to talk to me and ask i don't bite honestly and i hope you'll enjoy my fanfictions when i get the opportunity to post them

Sons Of Anarchy Quotes:

Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Pull
Tig: Go on, get out of here, before I rape both of you.
Bobby: Hey!
Tig: C'mon, it's just an expression. Term of endearment

Season 1 / Episode 6: - AK-51
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: What did you do?
Gemma Teller Morrow: Same thing you did, nailed some little tart from Nevada.
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: All the shit I got coming outta my ears and you go and do this.
Gemma Teller Morrow: You should have thought of that before your dick went on a cheerleader hunt.
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: I didn't ask her to come here.
Gemma Teller Morrow: But she's here.
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: Well that's not my fault.
Gemma Teller Morrow: And it's not my pussy.

Clay: Nobody speaks Spanish... nothing?
Juice: I'm a Puerto Rican from Queens. I speak better Yiddish.

Opie: You hit that?
Jax: No...didn't feel right.
Bobby: Feels just about right to me.
Jax: Dude, you're twice her age and three times her weight.
Bobby and Opie: So?

Kozik: Alvarez is a smart guy. He's got a family. He'll get it.
Tig: You better be right.

Happy: Hey! Where the hell you going?
O'Neill: Got a murderous shite. You wanna watch?
Happy: Do you?
Juice: No, I'm good.

Kozik: You do realize one of us is gonna end up dead right?
Piney: I'm counting on it.

Chucky: I don't mind jail, I just like it here better.

Kozik: It's been eight years, douchebag.
Tig: Yeah, and not a day goes by that I don't think about her.

Lyla: This is not my fault.
Opie: No, but if you didn't eat p*y for a living you might have a different set of friends.

Fanfictions in progress:

All's Fair In Love And War - Wade Barrett/OC

Future Fanfictions:

I'm miss autonomy, miss nowhere
I'm at the bottom of me
Miss androgyny, miss don’t care
What I've done to me

I am misused, I don’t wanna do
Be not your slave
Misguided, I mind it, I'm missin the train.

And I don't know where I've been
And I don't know what I'm into
And I don't know what I've done to me

And as I watch you disappear into the ground
My one mistake was that I never let you down
So I'll waste my time, and I'll burn my mind
On miss nothing, miss everything

I’m miss fortune miss so soon
I’m like a bottle of pain
Miss matter you had her
now she’s goin’ away

I'm misused, misconstrued
I don’t need to be saved
Miss slighted, I mind it
I'm stuck in the rain

And I don't know where I am
And I don't know what I'm into
And I don't know what I've done to me

And as I watch you disappear into the ground
My one mistake was that I never let you down
So I'll waste my time, and I'll burn my mind
On miss nothing, miss everything
Miss stealing, Miss everything

And as I watch you disappear into my head
Well, there's a man who’s telling me I might be dead
So I'll waste my time, and I'll burn my mind
So I’ll waste my time, and I'll burn my mind
On Miss Nothing, Miss Everything!

I fought it for a long time now
While drowning in a river of denial
I washed up, fixed up, picked up
All my broken things

'Cause you left me
Police scene, chalk line
Tequila shots
In the dark scene of the crime
Suburban living with a feeling
That I'm giving up
Everything for you (for you)

Oh, oh, oh
How was I supposed to know
That you were oh, oh, over me?
I think that I should go (go!)
Something's telling me to leave
But I won't
'Cause I'm damned if I do ya
Damned if I don't

It took a lot to take you home
One stupid call
And I end up alone
You made up, dressed up, messed up
Plans I set in stone

And you may be too
But i dont like dancing in the alley
With a streetrat night life
Can't keep living with a feeling
That I'm giving up
Everything for you (for you)

Oh, oh, oh
How was I supposed to know
That you were oh, oh, over me?
I think that I should go (go!)
Something's telling me to leave
But I won't
'Cause I'm damned if I do ya
Damned if I don't

Make a fool of myself
When you hang around
When you're gone
I'm a match that's burning out
Could've been, should've done
What I said I was going to
(Said that I was going to)
But I never promised you
(But I never promised you)
Promised you, promised you

Oh, oh, oh
How was I supposed to know
That you were oh, oh, over me?
I think that I should go (go!)
It never took a fool
To see the things that I won't
'Cause I'm damned if I do ya
Damned if I do ya

Oh, oh, oh
('Cause you left me)
How was I supposed to know
(Police scene, chalk line)
That you were oh, oh, over me?
(Tequila shots in the dark scene of the crime)
I think that I should go
Something's telling me to leave
But I won't
'Cause I'm damned if I do ya
Damned if I do
Damned if I do ya
Damned if I don't

Glee Quotes:

Puck: ...Hey ankle grabber! I had sex with your mother. No seriously. I cleaned your pool, and then I had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets.

Puck: ...Don't push me Karofsky. You pushed my boy Kurt out of here. Juvie or no, you're already number one on my list to go all Death Star on.

Puck: ...We all know I’m not the smartest guy in the world. But there are two lessons I learned the hard way. One: Never punch a cop. The other one? You can’t choose love. Love chooses you. I mean, I could have any girl I wanted. But here I am in the middle of geometry or English or something and the only girl I’ve got my eye on is a whole lotta woman.

Jesse: "Do you still have my care bear?"

Jesse: "You guys should stop being such asses and start being bad asses!"

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Someone to Love You by northstar61 reviews
Rachel's actions have put her on the outs with her Glee Club teammates. Can a certain ex-boyfriend ease her loneliness?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 88 - Words: 416,458 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Grounds For Deception by xLou26 reviews
A crime of passion, or just a cold blooded killer. Either way detectives Erica and Bailey need to work quick to catch whoever has turned life in New York upside down. Part of the 'Do Not Cross' series Featuring Wade Barrett, Sheamus and others.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sheamus, Wade Barrett
NY State of Mind: Have Faith by xLou26 reviews
Sequel to NY State of Mind and NY State of Mind The Honeymoon. Back to Manhatten and back to real life. The newlyweds, Izzy and Stephen, are expecting nothing but bliss once they return home from Greenland. If only the world had the same plans for them.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,477 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sheamus, Wade Barrett - Complete
Horsepower, Leather and Oil by ChernobylSweetheart reviews
Between an explosion that threatens to rip them apart, a porn star that forces her way between an already rocky relationship and Jimmy O's scheming ways will Chibs and Taru survive long enough to repair the damage they've been dealt? 2nd in my HP Series.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,647 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Chibs, OC - Complete
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by hurtingyouXkillingme reviews
Lucy's used to two things: men looking at her as meat and having to look after herself. That's the norm working at Caracara. But we all need a little help once in a while. Hell, we all need a little love too. Juice/OC
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Juice
Obsession by SavageWords reviews
Heath & Justin had to find a way to get back into the tag team division & save their jobs.So they take a trip back to where it all started.Seeing Fiona after so long energized the long time friends. Full summary inside. Eventual slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel
SEVERAL SHOTS by Lana May reviews
Everything between them was a test of endurance. He made her the woman she is. Was she grateful, or was she trapped? Lana loved him, that she was certain of. But did he love her enough to give up his family, or could he convince her to take the ride with him. Lana/Adrianna/Bridget OC. Features Happy mainly, but Tig and Kozik also play big roles.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 579,106 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Happy, Tig, Kozik
Bad Romance by xforeverlj reviews
Justina is stuck in an abusive relationship with current WWE Superstar Wade Barrett, after one night of his antics... full summary is in Chapter #1 xWadeBarrett/OC/RosaMendes/LuckyCannonx with apperences from Justin Gabriel & Zack Ryder!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Wade Barrett, Rosa Mendes
NY State Of Mind by xLou26 reviews
With Izzy's first, second and third impressions turning out to be a disaster, she can only wonder if the new hunky Irishman in her apartment building is worth all of the hassle. Although her friend Cas is quick to reassure her that he is, she herself quickly becomes tangled up with Cody Runnels. If Izzy can take on New York, surely she can manage one tough wrestler? Sheamus/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 130,001 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sheamus, Wade Barrett - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War reviews
What happens when you fall in love with someone you hate and your whole world gets turned upside down? Join Bailee on her journey through the WWE and her encounter with a certain Englishman. Wade Barrett/OC Read and Review
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Wade Barrett