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Joined 04-09-10, id: 2320882, Profile Updated: 12-03-17
Author has written 6 stories for Persona Series, League of Legends, RWBY, Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録, and Warhammer.

Greetings!

I write when I feel like it, which varies from all the time to never. I also have no idea what I'm doing but occasionally manage to delude myself into thinking I do. My readers are kind enough to feed the delusion.

Thank you for reading my stuff, and I hope you find it enjoyable in some twisted sense. Or non-twisted, even.

See? Delusional.

Update: 12/3/17

After a long break, I'm back into writing. Working on Eugenics again. Planning on getting a chapter out in the next two weeks, but no promises. At least you guys know I'm still alive.

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Cop and Robber by L.C. Li reviews
Niijima Makoto is tasked to take down the Phantom Thieves. Spoiler alert: She gets her heart stolen. — Police!Makoto. Akira:Makoto.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 110,177 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Makoto N., Protagonist] - Complete
Old Lullabies Die Hard by L.C. Li reviews
"Since when did you know how to braid hair, Jack?" — or; Soldier 76 sees and thinks of his little girl.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/25/2017 - J. Morrison/Soldier: 76, Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34072 - Favs: 22,449 - Follows: 17,190 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pledge by L.C. Li reviews
He swore to protect her to the bitter end. — Braum, Avarosa, Ashe.
League of Legends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Ashe, Braum - Complete
OK-S by AKAAkira reviews
Raku bets everything on a final suicidal charge at the Heretic God threatening Chitoge. The outcome...isn't quite as anyone expected.
Crossover - Campione!/カンピオーネ! & Nisekoi/ニセコイ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Raku I. - Complete
The Ballad of DunBroch by L.C. Li reviews
Elinor DID have her reservations when she faced betrothal. Young Fergus and Elinor in courtship. — Fergus:Elinor.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [King Fergus, Queen Elinor] - Complete
Family Affairs by Moczo reviews
In this pseudo-sequel to 'Behind Closed Doors', the great King Arthur prepares for war with her noble knights. Unfortunately, Lancelot has a minor surprise for everyone, including himself...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Saber, Berserker - Complete
Every Day's Great by thesirenwriter reviews
These days, Nanako can tell her classmates she has a huge family. Oneshot.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Nanako D., Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Objective: Emiya by Moczo reviews
When seeking true love, most will advise you to be yourself. Ilya is not seeking true love, however. She is going to WAR for true love. And why be herself when being someone else is so much more efficient?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E. - Complete
Climbing Mountains Or Hills by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Rise, Kanji, Naoto, and the 2012 Yasogami High camping trip.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Rise K., Naoto S. - Complete
Be My Muse by Adobo-chan reviews
COMPLETE. Companion to "Every Day Secrets." AU. Good girls don't chase after rock stars. Luckily for Karin and Toushirou, they weren't much of either. HitsuKarin; IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Everyday Secrets by Adobo-chan reviews
COMPLETE. Rukia is your average college student: broke, working a crummy job and waiting for graduation. That is, until someone new and exciting storms the scene in the form of orange hair, a worn-out hoodie and a perpetual frown. IchiRuki; TouRin
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,740 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
If You'd Said Yes by snappleducated reviews
"No. No, Mina-tan, wrong. God. I mean, sure, she's hot. So is the sun. Would I make-out with the sun? No. Wanna know why? Because the sun would burn my lips off." — Junpei, Yukari, Minako
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Yukari T., Junpei I. - Complete
in medias res by acronymed reviews
Him and Shinjiro could be best friends now, probably, what with the whole getting shot, having a dead girlfriend thing. — Junpei/Yukari, Junpei/Chidori, Minako.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Yukari T., Junpei I. - Complete
the little death by hapsby reviews
And so I bid to you, goodnight, sleep tight, my gun. Hazama, Noel. CS spoilers.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Noel V., Hazama - Complete
Salvage and the Slow Path by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Post-game, Naoto intends the new year to be a clean sweep; Kanji disagrees.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Naoto S., Kanji T. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naoto Shirogane, Ace Detective by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A Special Detective Notebook and the two investigations of 2011.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
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Eugenics reviews
AU. In a world where humanity is on the brink of extinction in the face of the Grimm, the kingdom of Vale has resorted to arranged marriages between its strongest citizens, hoping against hope that a miracle hero will be born. In a romance initiated without free choice, is it even possible to find happiness? Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,028 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/17/2016 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.]
The Rose Horde Scrolls reviews
The tale of Warboss Ruby Rose, despoiler of worlds, and Weiss Schnee, unassailable bastion of Atlas, in the style of Old Testament narrative. Crackfic. Alternatively: "what an exhausted Bible minor comes up with at 2 in the morning."
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Polarity reviews
AU. Two prodigies with opposing objectives plan to navigate Beacon the same way: feign incompetence. Assassin!Ruby. Bodyguard!Jaune. Discontinued.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,818 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Ozpin, Jaune A.
Project: Grimm Silence reviews
AU. After a stunning victory, Cinder has a stranglehold on the governments of Remnant. A shattered resistance led by teams RWBY and JNPR wages a desperate war on her regime, but when a chaotic mission uncovers a secret Atlas project, the resulting double edged sword brings them to a crossroads: victory or annihilation.
Crossover - Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Mikoto M., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Fractured reviews
He lives in the shadows of others. It breaks him.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Zed
Toybox reviews
He watches them scurry about, insects slaved to his will. Shadow!Souji
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Complete