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Aha..ha...haha...ha...yeah.

Awkward sauce is very saucalicious.

YUM.

Name: Lauren

Age: As of July 13th, i will be a Million and Four

Favorite Stuff:

Chocolate

Reading

Ice Blue

and Pink

Chocolate

Randomness

Never Shout Never

Reading

This Providence

Glee

Reading

Good smelling lotions(particularly Sweet Pea from Bath and Body Works)

Spongebob

Chocolate

English

Social Studies

Reading

Singing :)

SUPERCALIFRAGALISTICEXBEALIDOCIOUS

CAPS LOCKED IS COOL, TOO! :)

(Did i mention i like chocolate and reading?)


Crazed and Rabid! (Oh boy..)

BTW: I am Crazed and SuperJamminCarrot is Rabid

Crazed: YAY!!!

Rabid: hey

wassup?

Crazed: nothin

i was eating candy

Rabid: nice

Crazed: those yummy strawberrry things with the goo inside

yum

Rabid: :O

Crazed: :)

Rabid: I had a daydream that me and Griffin made a vlog...

Crazed: wow

Rabid: and I commented on Jealousy saying that Logan and Dean should check it out

Crazed: ahaha :)

Rabid: and they video responsed it...

yeahhh...

Crazed: we should make a couple videos like that

Rabid: Where the mind goes while trying to distract itself from the toilet...

Crazed: uhhh...?

Rabid: that... it's cleaning...

yeah

that

xD

Crazed: oh!

i get it!

AHHHH!!!!!!

OKAY

SO

Rabid: Well, i don't want to think about where my toilet has been...

yeah

Crazed: what was that music website again??

Rabid: so

fizy.com

Crazed: ew

okay

Rabid: its weird, lemme warn you

Crazed: kay

iamwarned

Rabid: yeah

Crazed: we NEED to make videos and make an account on youtube

Rabid: YESSSSSSSS

Crazy: and then logan and dean can watch and fall in love with us

Rabid: or just use, you know. Belladory

xDD

YESS!

Crazy: belladory?

Rabid: You get Dean.

Crazed: whats that?

no

Rabid: It's my youtube account...

xD

Crazed: i get logan

Rabid: I GET LOGAN

Crazed: I GET LOGAN!!!!!

Rabid: we already established that I am obsessed with him

Crazed: well.

i am the one who found out about his band.

Rabid: Russel Crowe, Christian Bale, Mel Gibson, Jim Carrey!

I KNOW THAT BY HEART!

Crazed: dont forget jessica alba.

MYAHAHAHA!!!!

MUAHAHA

okay

i

get

half

and you

get

half

i get the head half!!!!!

you can have the manhood

Rabid: Jessica Alba isn't a huge name...

Crazed: and the feet

Rabid: WTF.

Crazed: ahaha :d

Rabid: You are messed up

Crazed: :D

Rabid: you can have the manhood

Crazed: no.

i get the brains

Rabid: NO...

Crazed: although the manhood is tempting..

Rabid: I get the brains

Crazed: ahaha

JK!

JK!

Rabid: because I like his acting ability

Crazed: JK!

Rabid: :P

Crazed: ME TOO!

I GET THE BRAINS

AND THE CUTE HAIR

Rabid: NO!

Crazed: :)

YES!

Rabid: how bout...

we split him in half the other way?

Crazed: oh!

i like this idea!

Rabid: like, we both get his head and manhood!

Crazed: YAY!!

:D

ahahaha

this is such a weird convo

if logan ever hear this...

ahaha

Rabid: No kidding

Crazed: :)

Rabid: xDDDD

LOGAN!

WE ARENT RABID FANGIRLS!

I PROMISE!

Crazed: NO!

Rabid: Logan and Dean: Ummmm

Crazed: ONLY RABID IS!!!

Rabid: I AM NOT!

CRAZED LIES!!

Crazed: IM KIDDING!!!!

Rabid: xD

...Soooooo

Logan, Dean...

Crazed: :)

Rabid: how much of that did you hear?

Crazed: YUM.

Rabid: xD

Crazed: lolz

this is hilarious

Rabid: Yeup

Crazed: im totally copy and pasting this

Rabid: No you don't even liiiiiiiikeee...
Penis!

xD

That's a funny song

wait

where are you copying and pasting this too?

Crazed: idk yet

BUT

i should email this to logan:0

ahahha

Rabid: NOOO!!!

Crazed: :)

Rabid: xD

Crazed: YESS!!!!

Rabid: but then again, that means we are both rabid fangirls...

hmm...

Crazed: i'll change your email to something

Rabid: I wanna comment on his video...

Crazed: and then we can make a temp. email

and email him

and then delete it

Rabid: Okay.

wait

no

Crazed: why?

Rabid: cuz if he replies, i wanna read it

xD

Crazed: ahahah okay, well make fake names and sign up for it and then wait to see if he replies

Rabid: okay. that will be interesting

Crazed: aahaha it will :)

MUAHAHAHA!!!

Rabid: xDD

change our names!

too...

ummmmmm

Rabid and Crazed

xD

Crazed: WAIT!!! What song was that?

Rabid: um

Crazed: the one about penis??

Rabid: Ur So Gay - Katy Perry

Crazed: ew.

ah.

kay

Rabid: xD

okay

our names whould be Rabid and Crazed

cuz, you know

Crazed: ahaha okay

Rabid: Rabid Fangirl and Crazed Fangirl?

yeup

Crazed: ahahaha okay:)

Rabid: okay

Crazed: i'll be crazed

you be rabid

Rabid: Kay, I'll be rabid.

Rabid is cool

Crazed: :)

Rabid: I gotw the whip cream

Crazed: not really

Rabid: *gots

Crazed: you foam at the mouth like ms. bo

Rabid: xDD

NUH UH

Crazed: SHE TOTALLY DID!!!!

Rabid: i just eat lots o' whip cream

xD Not about mr. bo...

mr. was intended

Crazed: ME AND AUNNA WERE RUNNING AND THEN SHE STARTED YELLING LIKE SHE DOES AND SHE WAS STANDING NEXT TO US AND HER MOUTH STARTED FOAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

AHAHA

Rabid: xD we should totally send logan this entire chat

Crazed: nice

ahaha!!! we should:)

Rabid: like, the whole thing

including this

Crazed: okay, but where do we stoop then??

stop

Rabid: um... when we feel like it?

Crazed: OKAY!

Rabid: when it gets pointless?

Crazed: wait...when is that?

Rabid: or when we get tired of changing our names...

xD

Crazed: do you feel like stopping now??

Rabid: umm...

okay.

BYE LOGAN!

Crazed: okay!

BYE!

Rabid: AND DEAN!

DONT FORGET DEAN!

xDD

Crazed: Have a wonderful day!

Rabid: BYEBYE!

Crazed: oh yeah!

bye dean!

Rabid: We are Rabid and Crazed, signing off

zipp

Crazed: SIGNING OFF!

Rabid: BYE!

Crazed: hopefully you read the whole thing

Rabid: If you dont, we understand

Crazed: and not just stopped up there because we sounded a little bit off in the head...

Rabid: We are but Rabid, Crazed, Fangirls.

Crazed: yeah.

Rabid: yeah.

are we done yet?

Crazed: *english accent* thats as mad as a box of frogs!

Rabid: You are random

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAH!

Crazed: no!!!

Rabid: sorry

i just got it

Oh crap, we're still going?

Crazed: it was from this Alice in Wonderland si-fi show i watched

it was cool:0

Rabid: I see

are we still going?

Crazed: it was about this girl named alice..

who isnt the original alice..

Rabid: LAU CRAZED!!!

Crazed: and she comes to wonderland adn yeah

Rabid: ARE WE STILL GOING?

Crazed?

Crazed: and in wonderland theres a whole buncha new technology

and its COOL!

Rabid: (doing this just in case...)

CRAZED!

Crazed: it knos your socks off!

Rabid: ...

Crazed?

Crazed: even if your wearing shoes!!!!!

Rabid: CRAZED???

Crazed: oh! oops!
i meant knocks up there
Rabid: Gods...
Crazed: my bad!
Rabid: Are we sending this part to Logan and Dean????
Crazed: what are you ramibling about, "rabid"??

uh, yes
Rabid: ...Oh. Um. Hey guys. Wassup.
Crazed: because i have to enlighten them of this cool movie/show thing on sci-fi
Rabid: Wow...
Crazed: yup!
Rabid:

anyways.
Crazed: anyways...what?
Rabid: I guess that if you dudes we're sort of talking to have any questions, you can email us back.
Orr...
YOU CAN LIKE TOTALLY SEND ME A MESSAGE ON YOUTUBE!
Crazed: wait.
Rabid: Belladory.

Look it up.

xD
Crazed: that paragraph made no sense to me.
Rabid: Wait.
Crazed: wait. i meant sentence
Crazed: Crap
Crazed: what?
Rabid: I think my youtube account has my name on it...and location...
Crazed: then make a new one!
Rabid: but i think the location is "In a box",
Crazed: :0
Rabid: NO
Crazed: dang it!
Rabid: I'll just change the name to Rabid xD
Crazed: i keep on accidentally doing ":0" instead of "J"
Rabid: xD

faiillll

Yeah
Crazed: yeah...
Rabid: so i guess we should stop now.
Crazed: i guess we should.
Rabid: Yeup...
Crazed: i wonder if they're gonna read the whole thing...
Rabid: I doubt it.
Crazed: its kinda long...

i agree.

but they would be awesome if they did.
Rabid: Hey guys! If you are reading this, you are super devoted to your fans!
Crazed: SO, if you guys read the whole thing then you are cool dudes
Rabid: BYE DEAN AND LOGAN!

WE LOVE YOU!
Crazed: GOLD STAR FOR THE DAY!!
Rabid: In a non-weird-stalkerish-rabid-crazed-fangirl kinda way...
Crazed: yes.

that way.
Rabid: ...yeup

Anyways.
Crazed: kay, well...
Rabid: Bye.yeah
Crazed: bye.
Rabid: ...
Crazed: WAIT!
Rabid: Bye xD

WAHT!

i mean

what

yeah
Crazed: your not saying bye to me, right?? just them??
Rabid: no...
Crazed: okay J
Rabid: I'm saying bye to DEAN and LOGAN.

gods...
Crazed: well im soory!

sorry
Rabid: You should be.
Crazed: i am.

kinda.

not really.

no.
Rabid: A-OKAY!

BYE DEAN AND LOGAN!
Crazed: it. Is. Not
Rabid: (again)
Crazed: A_OKAY!

oops.
Rabid: whatever.

Crazed, say bye.
Crazed: ...
Rabid: Say bye like a good little fangirl
Crazed: no!

i refuse!
Rabid: yes!
Crazed: no!
Rabid: Now!

I'll take away your Logan!
Crazed: this is not a dictatorship!

its a democracy!
Rabid: ...
Crazed: so...lets vote on it!
Rabid: Do not, under any circumstances, say "bye"
Crazed: NO!
Rabid: Okay, vote.

I like that.

Let's vote
Crazed: that was reverse psychology! it will not work!
Rabid: All in favor of saying goodbye...
Crazed: i totally spelled that wrong.

ME!
Rabid: Yeup.

ME TOO.

OKAY
Crazed: i voted!
Rabid: MAJORITY RULES!
Crazed: yay! i'll say goodbye to the handsome boys now
Rabid: Okay,

We're saying bye now, right?
Crazed: heehee...
Rabid: okay.
Crazed: okay!
Rabid: Byebye handsome boys!
Crazed: im saying it right now...

like right now...

kay...
Rabid: ...
Crazed: NOW!
Rabid: >.>
Crazed: BYE-BYE!!
Rabid: I dont see it.

Oh.

there it is
Crazed: its right there!

Geez
Rabid: I just said that...
Crazed: yer blind
Rabid: okay.

BYEE!!!!!!!
Crazed: bye!

have a nice day!

WAIT!!!
Rabid: WE LOVE YOU LOGAN AND DEAN IN A NON-CREEPY-STALKERISH-RABID-CRAZED-FANGIRL WAY!
Crazed: HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
Rabid: WAHT???
Crazed: A PROBLEM, I TELL YOU!
... whats their email?
Rabid: Um...

Crap.
Crazed: yeah.
Rabid: Well, I guess we could send it to their youtube account...
Crazed: thats what i was thinking!
Rabid: Wow, we're dumb.
Crazed: :0
Rabid: FAIL!
Crazed: ahaha ya think?
Rabid: Lols
Crazed: ooops.

Oh.

another oops.
Rabid: Nice.

Okays.

So….
Crazed: ahahah, ikr?
Rabid: now it's bye for reals.
Crazed: aww...
Rabid: Now that there are no issues...
Crazed: nope! wait!
Rabid: AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!
Crazed: except for your mental ones! ahahahah!!!
Rabid: I NEED TO CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE MY MOMMY GETS BACK!
Crazed: i should be a comedian
Rabid: AHHHHH!
Crazed: UH_OH!
Rabid: No. You shouldn't.
Crazed: DANG IT! *UH-OH
Rabid: Fail.
Crazed: yeah...
Rabid: use caps lock.
Crazed: my bad...
Rabid: it acutally works

LIKE THIS

YEUP

LALALALA

OKAY

BYEBYE
Crazed: yeah, but then ALL of my words are in it
Rabid: I THINK CRAZED
Crazed: and then, when i want to accentuate(sp?) something, then i cant
Rabid: I THINK IT'S TIME SO SAY BYEBYE TO THE HANDSOME MENS OVER THERE
Crazed: because its ALL IN CAPS
Rabid: YEUP
Crazed: ugh! fine!
Rabid: okay i'm done with that
Crazed: yeah. me too.
Rabid: yeup
Crazed: wait..
Rabid: ...
Crazed: with what?
Rabid: caps lock...
Crazed: OH!
Rabid: >.>
Crazed: GOT IT!
Rabid: nice.

anyways.
Crazed: yeah...anyways,
Rabid: okay
Crazed: BYE!
Rabid: bye time?

BYE!
Crazed: yes
Rabid: WE LOVE YOU!
Rabid: (for the fortieth time)

8D
Crazed: (well im sorry, i tend to babble..)
Rabid: (It's all good, so do I)

okay

bye
Crazed: (yay!)
Rabid: for realz

BYE!
Crazed: relzeyo!
Rabid: yeah...
that...
Crazed: yo! for realz!
Rabid: No wonder you're Crazed...
Crazed: like yeah, dog!
Rabid: UR SO GAY NO YOU DONT EVEN LIKE BOYS!
Crazed: its my specialty:)
yes, i do.
Rabid: Whoa, Crazed, you jack off to Mozart?
Crazed: WHAT???
Rabid: I mean...Crazed. crap. xD NEVERMIND
Crazed: WAY TO GO
Rabid: xD Whatever...

We'll change it...
Crazed: yeah...

sure...
Rabid: okay.

then this entire argument won't make sense...

anyways
Crazed: no.

not at all.

Wait
Rabid: okay, this thing is way too long.
Crazed: this is an argument?
Rabid: nope.
Crazed: then why did you say argument?
Rabid: I didn't.
Crazed: yes.

you did
Rabid: No.
Crazed: yes
Rabid: No, I didn't.
Crazed: SCROLL UP!
Rabid: NO!

I DONT WANNA!
Crazed: LOOK, WITH YOUR BLIND EYES!

YES!
Rabid: hello?
Crazed: hi!
Rabid: let's just end this...
Crazed: ugh... fine.
Rabid: we can extend this argument later..
Crazed: okay,for the forty-oneth time
Rabid: byebye!
Crazed: BYE!
Rabid: (its forty-first, Crazed.)
Crazed: my bad.

i was gonna say that but then...
Rabid: you dont even liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike... Penis.
Crazed: i dont know.

Yes i do!
Rabid: Uh-huh. Okay.
Crazed: yeah-huh.
Rabid: byebye Dean and Logan!!
Crazed: bye!
Rabid: End
Crazed: okay, it ends here. this line right here.
Rabid:
faill….

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Oh, the Irony by Calliope Muse reviews
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The Unthinkable by SkittlesForTheWorld reviews
Selene was your normal demi-god. She was an unclaimed living in Hermes cabin and survived the war along with Nico and the gang. After coming back from a meeting with the gods, the girl Nico fell in love with wasn't who they thought she was. NicoxOC
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Complicated by lunareclipse3 reviews
Aline's life was simple. But when she arrives at camp and meets Nico di Angelo things start to unravel. It seems clear Nico doesn't want her around- and she'll do anything to change his mind. Quests, prophecies, 'love', can make it all very complicated.
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Sandy Holmes and Her Issues by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
When Sandy discovers her gift of seeing through the Mist, she's not sure what to do. For starters, though, she's going to pull some strings, get what she wants, and do something no mortal has ever done... Story is better than this!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Grover
Fish Stick Friday by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
YAY SUMMARIES ARE NOT MY FORTE! Anyways, random fluff about Annabeth forcing Percy to do something for her. Curse those fish sticks, ruining their perfect moment... R&R&E! Rated kay plus 'cause I'm paranoid! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Field Guide to Gods and Goddesses by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
WOOH! I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! Okay, so this is just what it sounds like. I made a field guide to all the gods and goddesses in Percy Jackson and my story. Yeah. Enjoy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010
Kenly Who? by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
Charlie meets an old elementary buddy in the most unusual spot. Chapter four is up! Rated K plus 'cause I'm a priss! Please enjoy!
Aaron Stone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie L./Aaron S., Emma
Dear FanFic by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
A journal I am keeping for all of you.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009
It's Not Your Baby by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
When Rachel tells Finn it's Puck's baby. Rated T for swearing. Just want to be safe!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by Super Jammin Carrot
A oneshot about Kenly and Charlie. Rated K plus for mild adult themes. Not really! Based off of My Life Would Suck Without You by Glee Cast. R&R!
Aaron Stone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Charlie L./Aaron S. - Complete
NCIS: The New Kid by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
An old family friend of Gibbs' shows up. But they're... a teenage girl? on Hiatus
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S.
Hyperboy Remix by Super Jammin Carrot
It's rated T just in case, I don't expect it to get too bad... Anyways, Austin Vlad and Gene are all Juniors at Generic High school when Roxanne, Mike's younger sister, joins the Hypersquad. She helps Vlad research and create new weapons. on Hiatus
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009
Love? by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
A camp friend comes on board and reunites with the boys. On Hiatus
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Cody M., Zack M.
Messed Up reviews
What if Percy decided to become an Immortal God? What if Percy, a God, had a child with Annabeth, a Demigod?
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