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Author has written 30 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlock.

The only problem with the straight and narrow, is that it's so long and thin that I keep slipping off.
Spacemen 3

Edward Cullen is NOT a Vampire.
He lives in forests and sparkles. He's Obviously a Fairy.

Twitter: @RadioAktivStorm

Personal motto: It's All Fine


Trans, gay, fabulous, proud, and in an extremely dependant relationship.

Hello everyone, I'm a mid-teen fanboy with a passion for writing. I spend a majority of my time in my room with my Videos, DVDs, Laptop and music. I'm pretty solitary really, but still hang out with friends and what-have-you. But it's always my Laptop that I come back to.

Bit of Background info on me: I live in Dorset now, but used to be on the other side of London, and I miss London greatly. I went back to London itself for 5 days for my birthday a few years back, and loved it. I love London itself. All the excitement, the cultures, the lights... Baker Street...

My main hobbies are - as you can tell - writing, reading and daydreaming. I adore series like Sherlock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, White Collar. I'll try anything, really.

I'm planning on being a writer one day, and possibly a journalist in between, I already have a sort-of job at my local Paper. Writing has always been a large part of my life, either out on paper, or in my head, thinking up stories to pass time. I've completed NaNoWriMo, Script Frenzy and Camp NaNo (Google it!!) and wrote a SHERLOCK script in the style of the 2010 BBC show for Script Frenzy, but one day, when I can work on a new detective of my own, this will be the storyline. Give me time and coffee...

I went to a Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat signing on the 2nd of Nvember, where I met my partner. She's everything to me and keeps me calm when I have nobody else to turn to.

The main Characters in my own story, Stars of Zodiac, are Adric Sebastian Greaves and Jake Benedict Ives. They are in their mid twenties, live in North Gower Street, and managed to get into Detective jobs at Scotland Yard due to Adric deciding to try and get into a crime scene on a fake badge. It worked until the real DI turned up and they were arrested, then enroled as DIs becuase they were almost better at the job than DI Thornton (Choccy).

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass

'If I don't get out of this alive, I might die' - My friend doing an impression of a Survival-man like Bear Grylls.

And finally, a little section of a Sherlock Holmes book that I feel sums up the Consulting Detective Perfectly:

(Random-Man in the case is the guy talking at Holmes, and the 1st person stuff is obviously Doctor Watson.)

'I know you, you scoundrel! I've heard of you before. You are Holmes the meddler.'
My friend smiled.
'Holmes the busybody!'
His smile broadened.
'Holmes the Scotland Yard jack-in-office.'
Holmes chuckled heartily. 'Your conversation is most entertaining,' said he. 'When you go out close the door, for there is a decided draught.'

Darth Vader: Luke...I am your Mother.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(Created by a friend of mine in an exceedingly boring Additional Science Lesson)

Unicorn: Hey there. I'm a Unicorn.
Centaur: Oh, yea?
Unicorn: I used to be a Rainbow Pony, but I evolved.
Centaur: ...

(The Centaur is just there to make it flow and keep up the mythical creature idea. Well, we all know they're real. Unicorns are just Horses. But Horses have horns that can be retracted. If we cross a Horse with a Rhino maybe...)


I feel the need to apologise here for not updating for about a year now. I'm sorry, my muse left me and GCSE's started and god it's good to be back. So I'll be trying to update as much as I can on anything I can, and re-publishing a few fics with major plotholes and spelling errors (mostly just A Different Perspective)

So don't give up hope. I'm still here.

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Another Life to Live by Medorikoi reviews
It was almost as if he had died, to look into the eyes of a three year old Sherlock and know that they no longer shared the memories of the past.But what if this time could be better? What if this time he could protect him? Child!Sherlock Child!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 165,895 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
One little boy by luvmyangelofmusic reviews
Sherlock hated home. his father hated Sherlock basically when Sherlock was home
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sherlock H.
Bed of Roses: MI6 by Azaelea reviews
Just when Sherlock and John are falling back into the old routine after being kidnapped, chased and almost killed, several surprises turn up at their door and once again, events spin out of control - with one difference. This time, they're MI6.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,524 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Darkness and Ice by Glittery-excuse-for-a Fae reviews
Sequel to my previous Sherlock chapter fic. After John returns from the hospital Sherlock begins to play a dangerous game, Will he end Moriarty or will he succumb to all Moriarty offers? and what Will John have left if he does, maybe a new friend?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,503 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Not a Fan? by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
"Gregory, I don't like Doctor Who." Mycroft stated resolutely. "That's because you haven't seen it!" Lestrade exclaimed. That's how Mycroft's torture started. Or maybe not a torture really? Mycroft/Lestrade and love for Doctor Who.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish by Ruby Venom reviews
It's a world full of vampires ... what will brothers Gerard and Mikey Way do? NO IT'S NOT WAYCEST :P So live with it ... this is a crappy summary but the stories not bad :P There's a few slashy pairing :D
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011
The uses of a stopwatch by Laurenke1 reviews
Little drabbles about what Ianto and Jack could’ve been up to with a stopwatch. Set after the “they keep killing Suzie” episode. rating may go up and the warning may very in each drabble.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Kitty Affair by jink reviews
This is a saga about how Martin found love. Or rather how it found him. Under his tires. And what he did to keep it.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
DALEKS PWN ALL by DarknessDrought reviews
The day the Dalek's conquered all... Two-parter. Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Daleks - Complete
The Way I Cared For You by akisura12 reviews
Sherlock has fallen ill, and John is left to care for him. However what happens when the consulting detective disappears, and all that's left is a message from Moriarity? And why is this game so easy? Pre S/J slash fluff; Now Complete!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,147 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Welcome to the future by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Watson literally fall into Mine and Lydia's lives.How will they cope with the new world? follow us as we attempt to stop Holmes insulting people or getting himself killed and Watson tagging along. Holmes/OC Watson/OC
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Everlasting by MyelleWhite reviews
"Love is love, no matter what gender." After a series of issues, Sherlock and John have finally had enough waiting. Sherlock/John. LAST CHAPTER NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love Me Do by Marlboro Blanc reviews
Moriarty wants a spy in Baker street so he sends his best man John Watson to do the Job, what happens next threatens to destroy them all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,196 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
teenage detectives by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
teen fic. Sherlock, John, Sarah and Kay go on a school trip to The Natural History Museum and end up deep into a case. has a lot of the other characters from the show in here :D please R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Writer by HeartlessFreedom reviews
After TGG, Sherlock attempts to both reconcile his friendship with John and possibly, hopefully, move into a deeper relationship as well. *This is my first fic ever and it's still a WIP. Also, this fic is based on the song "The Writer" by Ellie Goulding.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Breathe by SpecialAgentZiva reviews
'Come on, come on,' he screams internally, putting more pressure on John's wound. The man has been dead for at least fifteen seconds now. He knows the statistics, and it's terrifying. He can only hope emergency services will arrive on time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Photosynthesising by drjohnhwatson reviews
He's okay with being a shadow of sorts, because it means he gets to live in The Sun. John feels like he is blooming in Sherlock's rays, and maybe Sherlock is becoming who he needs to be too.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
you're soo not meant to be here! by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
a movie night goes slightly off course when the Xbox brings out whoever happens to be on the screen at the time of a lightening strike. so, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Ezio Auditore, Altair Ibn La'Ahad and Desmond Miles end up in 2010 with me and co :D
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010
My Sherlock by TextingSconesAndBowties2012 reviews
Sherlock and John's life together as they realise there true feelings that are more obvious to one than the other. Definately slash but probaly not graphic rated cause of languge and possible graphic ness in future.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,958 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
14: Gun Extended by can-o-soup reviews
Extended version of one Sherlock drabble. One shot. Implied Sherlock/John. Reviews welcome.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
And That Was How the Fight Began by Glittery-excuse-for-a Fae reviews
What the title suggests, a lot of instances, linked or not some happy and cracky some angsty but all of them are if you like a prelude to a fight of some sort non slash at the moment, that could change, as could the rating. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,581 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Armed by Denaliyasha reviews
Despite John Watson turning his words around on him, Sherlock Holmes was not an idiot. He was capable of putting together information to deduce that John Watson had nearly died in Afghanistan from a bullet that narrowly missed his heart. Post SiP.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nightwalker by Everything-In-Focus-94 reviews
Vampire!Sherlock. How he became one and how it affected him... Going to be a short one with only a few parts guys :
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
5 times Sherlock fell on his birthday by Storystuff reviews
And one time someone stopped him falling. Title says it all. Simple Birthday themed 5 1 fic written for my friend's birthday. Sometimes even a detective needs a little love on his birthday.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Valentine's Day by finalproblem reviews
John goes to Sarah's for Valentine's Day, but returns earlier than planned - unbeknownst to Sherlock. -HINTS OF SLASH-
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Signed Me by TextingSconesAndBowties2012 reviews
Just a random little thing i came up with. The english isnt great but i like the idea that this could be true : no slash involved : Please review constructive or otherwise would be great xx
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Hardest of Hearts by Blackcurrant Bonbons reviews
This is the story of how John Watson cracked the nut that was Sherlock's heart. SLASH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Turned People down by toggledog reviews
Five times Sherlock turned people down. One time, he didn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
SPIRAL by deetatarant reviews
DRUG DEALERS ARE IN CARDIFF AND THE GANG ARE TRYING THEIR BEST TO REMOVE THE PROBLEM.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ianto J. - Complete
Ingenious Ignorance by glee-wicked-song reviews
John isn't to know that the reason Sherlock is so out of character is because of him. Finding feelings. Sherlock/John pairing. quite fluffy and angsty! chapter 5 up! *story mildly changed*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock's Past by TextingSconesAndBowties2012 reviews
Just a diary style thing written by a young sherlock. what i think couldve happened in the past. , Please review but will not be comintued has been changed from drablle to oneshot sorry to those who liked it i just dont know what else to do , sorryy
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Bed of Roses by Azaelea reviews
Sherlock pushes John too far. John chases Sherlock into the night. A gunshot rings out; and unsurprisingly, that's only the ruddy beginning!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,387 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Friend's Help by Kali47 reviews
A case goes horribly wrong and John is left with picking up the pieces of a very distraught Sherlock Holmes. Beta Read.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bloody Idiot by Pikeru's Angel reviews
"You were going to take that damn pill, weren't you?" Sherlock reflects, John lectures. Could be taken as pre-slash, but leans toward friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Marry, Shag or Throw Off A Cliff? by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Some light hearted fun leads to some revelations...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Very Good by Pikeru's Angel reviews
They would never forget how it happened, that inital moment. It was... Good. Shohn. First is the Sapphire series.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drunken escapade by zippy101 reviews
When Sherlock gets drunk one night, he behaves in a way they might both regret. Or not. Will be T later..
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
what a pair to hit with your car! by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
Rhiannon and Becky based on me and CSImaniac16 are driving home from a restauraunt and guess who they hit with their car? you got it, Holmes and Watson who have just walked through a glowing wall end up getting hit by the car and thrown into 2010 R&R :D
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Hands that Pilgrims Hands Do Touch by nOnymOus reviews
Holding hands shouldn't be this hard. Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Walkies by Madame Cyanure reviews
Ianto turns up to work to find Jack in a compromising situation, which soon gets out of hand. Set in the void between Exit Wounds and CoE. Janto to be expected. x
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,366 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] Gwen C. - Complete
Battle Scars by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
John and Sherlock get into a fight and Sherlock punches him. How will it test their friendship? Warnings for drug use and mild violence. Angst & h/c.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cutting Room Floor by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
The Great Game added. Pure absurdity with some language. The scenes we just know were cut from ASIP. Don't own: yada, yada. Because I am absolutely and thoroughly insane.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Isolation by Nova-chan reviews
For a request over at Sherlockbbc...Sherlock in a sensory deprivation tank.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He wont let John leave by SpnBloodStar reviews
John tries to leave after Sherlock's latest drug use but Sherlock will makes sure he never leaves. Inspired by 'Love the way you lie' John/Sherlock rated M for foul language
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
In Desperate Need Of A Knight In Shining Armour by queendraconis reviews
What happens when Sherlock is kidnapped and the effects of his disappearance on both Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Emotion Melancholy by queendraconis reviews
A little oneshot study in emotion. This fic focuses on melancholy and how Sherlock deals with sadness, and how John reacts to this emotion.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Damn Good Shag by queendraconis reviews
A little drabble influenced by when Benedict Cumberbatch says 'A Damn Good Shag' on Have I Got News For You.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Non Tedious Activity by Liv1701 reviews
Sherlock's favorite cure for boredom is John. Slash!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This ain't goodbye by drjohnhwatson reviews
Sherlock goes missing and John doesnt know what to do, what to say. He is scared and worried and almost gives up. Almost. Until a text sends him running, running to the man he could never live without. Sherlock/John friendship./One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naked Truths by drjohnhwatson reviews
Inspector Lestrade calls round early one morning for a case,and wonders how John puts up with the worlds most sociopathic detective.John thinks its not too bad,but Sherlock has other ideas.../One Shot.Sorry that my mind is so weird.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2010 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Of Doctors and Detectives by solauzish reviews
Sherlock/John drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
and when i wake, i see you by drjohnhwatson reviews
Sherlock always used to wake up in the oddest of places. Four times Sherlock woke up somewhere strange and one time he didnt.Not slash, one shot. Rated T because I worry about the drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Better Left Unsaid by captain-ally reviews
Ianto's sick of feeling second best, and decides that enough is enough. Owen watches him fall in a downward spiral, and steps in to help Ianto rediscover who he is. But can Owen ever replace Jack? Jack/Ianto series.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,011 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Do you think the boss will mind, sir by Francine S reviews
Shameless smut between Jack and Ianto with Ianto taking the upper hand
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
More Bits and Bobs by cjh4ever reviews
A collection of stories which will feature the whole team and various situations. Ianto gets to experience a new job. Last in this collection.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 148,704 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The Minor Affliction of Miss Adler by MintiNeko reviews
Miss Adler is in a delicate condition. Holmes is horrified, Mary is unsurprised and Watson gets dragged into the sorry mess. WatsonMary. HolmesIrene.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - M. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
saved by my friend by mama rocks reviews
Jack has left with the Doctor and the whole team is suffering, especially Ianto. Can Owen help to save him? M/M sexual content in later chapters.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,724 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Accidents Happen by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Ianto is avoiding Jack and Owen is determined to find out why.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Rhiannon's Story by cjh4ever reviews
Following Ianto's death, Rhiannon tells Gwen about their childhood and how it shaped the man he became. Told primarily from Rhiannon's point of view with linking explanations. Rated T for odd bad language only.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,675 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ianto J., Rhiannon D. - Complete
Scent by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Exposure to an alien spray leaves Ianto feeling a little hot under the collar.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Hear Anything Good? by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Jack and Ianto are having an argument but they are not as alone as they think. Slight sexual reference made and a fair bit of swearing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Kisses in August by SeverusPotterSnape reviews
The kisses that Ianto had gotten during his birthday within his time at Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
THE TOUCH OF FROST by deetatarant reviews
Season Two and there's lots of things to annoy Ianto, including Owen and espeically Gwen. Follows 'Rage in the Blood'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,515 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Weevil Rock You by gallifreyan idiot reviews
Song parodies... Torchwood style! NOTE: Origionaly "All the Wedding Faries"
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Weevil Rock You by hauntingblood reviews
Song parodies relating to the Torchwood Team!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
OF PELLET GUNS, PIGEONS AND PIZZA by deetatarant reviews
This was going to be sent into TW magazine but to be honest I forgot to do it........
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Underhanded Literary Agent by HarmonyMarguerite reviews
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is sick and tired of dealing with the deranged Holmes fans, so he rewrites one of Watson's manuscripts to kill him off. Holmes and Watson do not find out until the book is published. THEY ARE INDIGNANT. Hints of slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/18/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
FIFTY THINGS IANTO LEARNT IN TORCHWOOD 3 by loulabelle90 reviews
Like the title says 50 things that Ianto learn during his time at Torchwood 3. Please review and if enough people do I will do some for the other members of the team. Of they are wanted. Contains spoilers for all of torchwood. Chapter 2 is Owen
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Ianto J. - Complete
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me by Kichi reviews
prompt:‘I want Holmes having drug induced hallucinations. And I don't mean he thinks he's a cat or something. I mean seriously scary, disturbing, paranoid hallucinations'
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Distractions and Temptations by Candybree reviews
Random little stories that have nothing to do with anything else. Mostly Jack and Ianto teasing each other and random domestic scenes. No particular order and I will update when I have ideas. Rating will change depending on the story.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,567 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
OF DOCTORS, DOGS AND DINOSAURS by deetatarant reviews
Jack's been a bit naughty again.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
OF CAPTAINS, CATS AND COFFEE by deetatarant reviews
Splat comes to the Hub. WARNING: Not for dog lovers! Hehe.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
LOST by deetatarant reviews
Some silliness, because I felt like it.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
The Lift by deetatarant reviews
In which ianto gets stuck on the lift: ONE OFF
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
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Come Away With Me reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock are visited in the night by a curious boy who snuck in through the window, claiming to be from Neverland... This was my NaNo story, a Mystrade twist on a Neverland story. I've not written anything properly for more than a year, but hopefully this'll bring me back. M for safety, but nothing explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sickness reviews
Sherlock comes down with a bout of sickness but being Sherlock, tries to deny anything is wrong until it catches up to him at a crime scene. Written for 'AssassinOfRome'. Non-slash, just bromance. Rated for elbow-room.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Someone loves you reviews
Sherlock/John. NOT Her/Sherlock. The Woman breaks into 221B while John is out with the sole intention of showing Sherlock what's right in front of him. Realisation fic. Song fic of Night Terrors by Laura Marling. T for safety. Spoilers for Scandle.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Discoveries reviews
Eventual Slash. Sorry non-lovers. The story of how John and Sherlock fianally work out they like each other. And of course, it all starts with Sherlock falling ill.Mostly fluff, for now. No idea how this will pan out. Latest chapter has been re-posted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of Morning Activites and Midnight Strolls reviews
Bit of Mytrade for you all! Dedicated to the man himself, for he was 45 yesterday. Read on for some birthday fic!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Swapping Roles reviews
Not quite M, but being safe. If you let your mind wander, then it could be M. A little fic for the Mystrade lovers. What the two get up to on their various nights. Enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
My Own Minutiae reviews
A selection of factoids in 10 point chapters about our favourite Consulting Detective and good Doctor. Yea, sorta borrowed idea, but my own facts. R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Unexpected Adventure reviews
Fangirls-meet-heroes fic. Me and my friend Rhiannon visit London for the day and accidentally get thrown back into the 1800s, and run into Holmes and Watson.. Holmes/OC Watson/OC eventually.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Not Real reviews
A bit of Angst. 221B fic based on a dream last night. Not too angsty, just a little sad. R&R! Slash, but nothing actually happening.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Enigma of Doctor Watson reviews
Sherlock Holmes can solve the graetest mysteries, the most complicated murders, but he can't solve the Mystery that is Sherlock Holmes' Fascination with Doctor Watson. Slash. Shohn. Fluff. Sorta. May turn out to be M...but not yet.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Unsent Letter to Doctor Watson reviews
So yea. Sherlock can't tell John about his feelings, so he writes a letter to explain himself. First Person, be nice. R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How It All Began reviews
Decided to join in the realm of Teenage!Sherlock at last! My take on what would have happened if Sherlock and John and the others went to school together. No slash, just good friendships, unless you wanna read it that way... Rated for Elbow room.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Drugs Bust reviews
Rated T for Drugs. Johns Confronts Sherlock about his old drug habits, to find they are not so far behind him after all...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Different Perspective reviews
Jacks point of View. A Different Perspective on the Torchwood Stories, but not strict to storylines. This is my first shot so enjoy! I know I will! Gwen bashing soon, and a fair amount of angst
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,981 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Ianto J.
BattlefieldVersion Two reviews
Same as 'Version One' of the same name, but with SLASH. War/Pain/Hurt/eventual comfort leading into Slash. Mycroft is mentioned brifly, but just Sherlock and John really. May seem really bleak but the end is not bleak, so please try it out!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
BattlefieldVersion One reviews
This is the same as 'Version Two' of the same name, but without slash. War/Pain/Sadness. But it gets better, and the bad stuff follows to not-so-bad. So please try it out! Mainly John, but a fair bit of Sherlock, Mycroft mentioned, but no one else really
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Near Death Experiences and Taxi Discoveries reviews
THIS IS SLASH! Don't like, don't read. One-shot. Written for a Prompt from 'Pikeru's Angel'. Just after Sherlock is strangled in the flat in The Blind Banker. This is after effects of that attack. Please Review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Accidental Dreams reviews
This WAS a one-shot, but I got asked to write more. I hope it feeds your happyness! Jack makes a Promise of a lifetime to Ianto, but after Gwens' attack at the Welshman, and all the problems of the job, will they get it all ready in time? Rate and Review!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
To Get My Reward reviews
First time at this kinda thing. The Doctor get's his Rewards at the end of 'End Of Time: Part 2.' A short amount of Drabbles. Only 7 chapters in the end. Mostly Angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - 10th Doctor
Rebels at Stagnation reviews
My first proper attempt at Sherlock-verse. A series of 1-3 shots or drabbles centering around Sherlock and Watson, with occasional visits frm other people of course. Only a tiny bit of slash, but it's a rarity. T for extra room.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Between The Action reviews
Little bits of drabble. Mostly Janto what...I'm a fan! but includes Towen and possibly a few others. Let me know what y'all think! Gwen-bashing occeasionally, and NO Gwack or Gwrhys.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ianto J.
Happy Birthday Sherlock! reviews
It's Sherlocks Birthday today, so John gets Sherlock a nice gift, one that will help him with his two favourite hobbies: Annoying Lestrade, and taking cases. Mrs Hudson gets him something, as does Mycroft! Read on to find out! R&R if you'd be so kind.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Happy Birthday Holmes! reviews
To Celebrate Holmes' Birthday today, the 6th of January. Holmes isn't looking forward to his Birthday, but with a few gifts, he soon cheers up. Please R&R! :D
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
GiftGiving reviews
Two-Shot only. John and Sherlock celebrate the gift-giving part of December, and John gets Sherlock something to stem the boredom. K simply to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snow reviews
Holmes ventures out into the winter-world, but doesn't think to wrap up warm. Watson has to reign him in.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Coffeefairy reviews
One-Shot. Ianto and Tosh discover glitter, much to Jacks unfortune. Need I say more? Of course it's Iack. Can be read alone, but fits perfectly with Accidental Dreams. PLEASE REVIEW!
Torchwood - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
PrankOff reviews
This is co-written with my friend 'x-Pick'n'Mix-x', and is posted on her profile too. My own first meander into this fandom. Watson tells Sherlock not to experiment on Gladstone any more, Sherlock decides to retaliate, resulting in an amazing prank war!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Not Pretty When They Blow reviews
Set of from that phrase in Blink when the Doctor is talking about the Timey-Wimey detector to DI Billy Shipton. Not for Animal-lovers, unless you're not too fond of Chickens.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
Wonderful reviews
Inspired by the speech used to convince John Smith to change back to the Doctor in Human Nature/Family of Blood. 100 words only. Not aimed around any other character.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Now reviews
Based on the prompt 'Now'. The Doctor goes to see if Tim and Hutchinson are alright in WW1. Set in the final scene of Family Of Blood, series 3, episode 9. My first time at a Doctor Who fic, so be gentle!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete