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Joined 04-09-10, id: 2321243, Profile Updated: 08-25-10
Author has written 14 stories for Criminal Minds, and Metal Gear.

Hi! Welcome to my profile.

You have officially entered the mind of Dana Marie

Be careful! This page will probably change as much as some of change your underpants.

hmm lets see.. oh you probably want my vitals.. so here ya go...

Name: Dana Marie

Code name: IHeartAaronHotchner

Occupation: Student, writer, singer, and sometimes actress. I have a real job, too.

Age: 25

Home: I hail from the birthplace of Aviation: Ohio

I'm totally enamored with Thomas Gibson. I have been in love with him since 1994 when he was Danny Nyland on Chicago Hope.

I'm also totally enamored with Eric Johnson (Sean Hotchner). Since the first time I saw him in some freaking Lifetime movie.

Okay I admit I'm obsessed with the Hotchner brothers

Ever since I was 8, I knew I wanted to be an FBI agent. If not, I wanted to be a singer/actress.

I write fanfic/roleplay scripts, mostly Criminal Minds, sometimes House. My friends and I are obsessed with making a TV show.

We started filming our own version of Criminal Minds

One day It'll get posted to YouTube once we finish off a season

You can catch me in it as my Original Character SSA Adrienne Eliso aka Sniper Fox.

You can also catch me on facebook and twitter in the same role

Things You Should Know About SSA Adrienne Eliso

1. Her father, Andrew, is a US Army General

2. Her mother, Sophia, is a classically trained vocalist and piannist, and is a musical theater star

3. Her father isn't her biological father. Her biological father was and FBI profiler (hint,hint)

4. She has three brothers, one older (from her biological dad) and two younger. Her younger brothers are both in the military

5. Her nickname is Sniper Fox ( It's has several meanings. 1. She is an excellent shot, she never misses, also the only female sniper. 2. She is exceedingly beautiful, a "fox" per say. When she would turn someone down her friends used to call it "getting sniped.")

6. She is from southern California

7. She graduated high school at 15

8. She graduated from Pepperdine at 18 with three Bachelor's Degree in Criminal Psychology, Forensics, and Pathology

9. Her IQ is 181

10. She hold a 3rd degree Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do

11. at 18 she joined the Army and was in a Special Forces "Black Ops" Unit

12. She dated Spencer Reid while at the FBI training academy

13. she can sing and play guitar

14. collects Marvel Comics

15. Spent two years on FBI SWAT before going to the Organized Crime Divison

16. Dated Sean Hotchner while working in New York, believes he is the one.

17. She was Rossi's protege

18. She has a mouth that would make a sailor blush

19. She is definately not a good girl.. but don't call her easy

20. She is an absolute alpha female

Completed Works

Manhattan Transfer- The Introduction of SSA Adrienne Eliso. Adrienne Eliso/Spencer Reid pairing.

Waking Up in Vegas- Another Spencedrienne story

Please Don't leave Me- An unsub with a passion for brunettes attacks one of the team members. When Hotch finds her, he has a revalation, he just might love her, too. Also the triumphant return of one of the BAU's top profilers.

Brothers- The Hotchner Brothers. One woman. Who does she choose?

Works in Progress

FoxDie- Case centric fanfic that's takes the team on a ride with Adrienne's unit from the US Army. (1st chapter is already published)

Can You Love Me With the Lights On?- Set after waking up in Vegas. Spencer tries to work on having a relationship with Adrienne, but Adrienne's secret might just ruin everything. (Chapter 1-3 posted)

This Isn't What It Looks Like!- Derek and Adrienne have the same routine every morning. Meet at the gym, spar, go to work. Somehow this sparring session just ends up in a very odd, very compromising position.

Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart- Adrienne babysits Jacks for Hotch while he teaches a class. Jack makes Adrienne have a major realization about her boss. (chapter 1 is posted)

Lucy- Another Sean Hotchner/Adrienne Eliso pairing. Mostly in Flashback. The borth of Sean and Adrienne first child

The Story of Us- One shots and drabbles that follow the relationship of Sean Hotchner and Adrienne Eliso.

Didn't Your Mother Teach You to Knock First- Very adult, very trashy, very Hotch centric. Definately not for children...

Protect This House- Aaron and Haley Hotchner. Aaron leaves for his first case with the BAU.

Some of my favorite pairings

Specedrienne- Adrienne Elsio and Spencer Reid. It's just cute for Reid to have a girlfriend

Elisgan- Adrienne Elsio and Derek Morgan. Okay not a true copule by any means, but their banter is hilarious.

Aardrienne- Aaron Hotchner and Adrienne Eliso. Hotch swears nothing ever happened between them. It was just an impulsive mistake.

Seandrienne- Adrienne Eliso and Sean Hotchner. These two have been totally head over heels for each other since the day they met. (This by far my favorite pairing.)

Pen&Derek- Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan- Hello! It's Morgan and Garcia!

Prossi- Emily Prentiss and Dave Rossi. There's just something about these two together that seems right.

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Mean to be read as if the reader is Sean Hotchner. This drabble came into my head during the night. This is a journal entry of Sean's wife, SSA Adrienne Eliso from back when they had began dating. May do more of these drabbles depending on the reception.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Complete
You're Not a Kid anymore
Sean Hotchner is young, ambitious, smart, and did I mention young, and constantly needs the help of his brother, Aaron. Aaron thinks it's time for Sean to figure things out on his own. Starts about three years before the series. Rated T for Language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Sean H.
For On This Day reviews
Christmas fic! It's Christmas Eve, the team is coming home from Denver, and SSA Eliso goes into labor on the jet. As Ade said, 'Damn Hotchner boys and their timing." Rated T for Language and latere scenes
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011
Kind of Perfect
How Sean Hotchner met Adrienne Eliso and the progession of their relationship. Rated M for safety. Mostly fluff/ smut.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,080 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sean H.
Lucy reviews
Part of the Criminal Minds: Inside Profile Serie fka CriMi Tangent Flash back focused on Sean Hotchner and Adrienne Eliso, as they deal with the loss of their first child. Disclaimer: I don't own Criminal Minds., That would be hella awesome.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sean H.
Protect This House reviews
Hotch/Haley. Pre- Criminal Minds. Hotch leaves for his very first case with the BAU. Haley poses the question "Who will Protect this House?" Appearance by Gideon.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Haley H.
Please Don't Leave Me reviews
To be read with the story "Brothers" Case centric. The team is chasing an unsub that targets brunettes. Pretty much team centic. Hotch moment My suggestion is to read the prologue to this, then read the first two Chapters of "Brothers". Then back to this
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Sean H. - Complete
Didn't Your Mother Teach You to Knock First reviews
You always knock before entering, something Agent Anderson apparently hasn't learned. This is set before the series, around 2003. Adrienne's just and intern and a student at the FBI Academy. Very Adult, very Hotch centric, very sleazy! Rated M. Hotch/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch
Brothers reviews
Synopsis: The Hotchner Brothers. Does she choose Sean, the man who broke her heart in more ways than one, or Aaron, the man who saved her in more ways than one? To actually be read with my other story, 'Please Don't Leave Me.'
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Sean H.
Can You Love Me With the Lights On? reviews
Synopsis: Spencer conteplates his relationship with Adrienne. A big secret is revealed. Chapter 3 is new! Criminal minds tangent series. Set after Waking Up in Vegas.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - S. Reid
Waking up in Vegas reviews
Synopsis: The team is in Vegas on a case, after a crazy night at the hotel bar, Spencer and Adrienne have a crazy idea. Spencer/OC. The rest of the team makes appearances. Part of the Criminal Minds Tanget series. RomCom. COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
FoxDie reviews
CrossOver story between Criminal Minds and the video game series Metal Gear Metal Gear Solid . Synopsis: The team flies out to California to assist the US Army with an investigation that involves SSA Eliso's past.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2010
Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart reviews
Another in the Criminal Minds Tangent series Adrienne babysits Jack for Hotch while he teaches a class. She comes to a realization about her boss. one shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch
Manhattan Transfer reviews
The BAU gets a new agent on a transfer. She already has connections there. Criminal Minds Tangent series
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2010 - S. Reid - Complete