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Hi! I'm a rookie really young (14) writer. My name is Sara, but there are way too many out there, so I don't care what you call me. I really like (defenition: am obsessed with in an unhealthy way) Psych, Harry Potter, Glee, Pirates of the Carribean, House MD, and Doctor Who. Also, Russell Hantz (even though he's a jerk) on Survivor and Jet and Cord (they should have won) from the Amazing Race. And I'm kinda obsessed with Chris Colfer because 1)He's frickin hilarious, 2) He's amazingly talented and 3)He's awesome at sai swords

Honestly, I threw a fit when Fred died in DH. I would rather have HARRY die than FRED!

My favorite characters in anything are: Neville Longbottom, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Kurt Hummel, Carlton Lassiter, Severus Snape, and Draco Malfoy. Let me be clear, those are the ones that I adore the way they are written, not just their personalities.

Fav Ships: (but I'm very open on some...)

Psych: Shawn/Juliet, (definetely NOT open on this one, it's my all-time favorite) Gus/Ruby, Lassiter/anyone he hasn't met yet, Hanry/Madeline

Doctor Who: 10/Rose, 10.5/Rose

Pirates: Will/Elizabeth, Barbossa/Monkey

Glee: Kurt/Blaine, ( Favorite Glee couple. Darren Criss is amazing and although predictable, they're adorable. At least better than Dave/Kurt. EEW) Rachel/Finn, (Liked Jesse/Rachel...) Puck/Quinn,(I don't even know why but they're adorable) Artie/Tina, (Mike/Tina is okay, but Artie/Tina will always be my favorite) Will/Emma, Santana/Brittany (I adore Kurt and Artie's characters, and I love their voices best too!)

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Fred/Angelina, George/Angelina, Draco/Astoria, Neville/Luna, Snape/Lily, James/Lily, (I like them both...), Albus/Gellert, Bella/Voldy (hehe), Rose/Scorpius, anything else that's canon (because I'm non-rebellious and like the canon couples. And JK Rowling is good enough that if Dobby married Grawp I would like it.)

House: Chase/Cameron, House/Cuddy, Thirteen/Foreman (more open...but I don't like House/Cameron.)

Sonny With a Chance (hey, I felt like it!): Chad/Sonny (are there any people who DON'T like them? I'm serious, 95% of the fics in this show are about them. No offense to those who don't, but at this point, it's kind of a lost cause.)

and, just for fun,

iCarly:Carly/Freddie, but I don't mind Sam/Freddie TOO much. I just really don't like Sam. Why does everyone like her so much? I mean, she's rude, violent, obsessed with food, and unclean. And I don't think she's funny. And Sam/Freddie bugs me because Sam has always been SO RUDE to Freddie. And all the Seddie shippers go "Oh, it's because she loves him!" Did I miss something? Does causing someone physical and emotional pain suddenly mean that you're meant to be with them? I don't have a problem with the ones that have always liked them, but what upsets me was that at the beginning of the show, I KNOW that a hell of a lot more people liked Carly/Freddie. I've always been a Carly/Freddie shipper, and I always will be. If you like Sam or Sam/Freddie, I can deal. I just felt the need to rant after my friend was going on and on about how AMAZING Seddie is...

Ships I HATE (but don't have a problem with other people liking):

Psych: Abigail/Shawn, Juliet/Lassiter, I don't like Shassie, but I don't despise it. I just don't see it happening, although it would be hilarious.

Glee: Puck/Rachel, (even if they were kind of cute) Kurt/Puck, (Puck's...not gay. Neither is Finn, but Finn was never that mean to Kurt and Kurt actually liked him.) Kurt/Artie, (And neither is Artie.) Tina/Puck, (I just don't get it...) Terri/Will,(No explanation necessary) Emma/Dentist (watch him be awesome), any other couple that makes NO sense.

Pirates: Jack/Elizabeth

Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Fred/George (EW...), Remus/Sirius, any other insanely weird ship. I probably would like them if they were canon, though...

House: House/Cameron...I think that's it. They've all been flirty with each other, and that's the only one I can't stand.

I really like Wicked, too, cause Idina and Kristen are awesome like that.

I think Twilight is just a series that fangirls need to GET OVER but i don't hate it, per se...and yes, I DID read it. And I actually liked it for a while. But then people started compring it to Harry Potter, and it was all over. I then realized that my obsession was pretty idiotic. (Sighs)

My favorite actors are: James Roday, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Tim Odmundson, Dule Hill, Chris Colfer, Kevin McHale, Jesse Spencer, Hugh Laurie, David Tennant, Geoffrey Rush, Tony Shaloub, Freddie Highmore, Alan Rickman, and Tom Felton.

Actresses: Maggie Lawson, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Kristin Chenoweth, Idina Menzel, Evanna Lynch, Billie Piper, Jayma Mays, Meryl Streep, Emma Watson, Kiera Knightly, Cybil Shepherd, Ally Sheedy, Rachel McAdams, Jane Lynch, and Ellen DeGeneres.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Put Your iPod on Shuffle and Copy down the Song

Opening credits: It's My Life/Confessions Pt. II-Glee Dudes (okay...)

Waking up: Somebody to Love-Glee Cast (wow, I must be desperate)

First day of school: Taylor the Latte Boy-Kristin Chenoweth (...wow...do I go to school at Starbucks Academy? Cause I want to if one exists!)

Falling in love: Seasons of Love-RENT Original Broadway Cast (hmmm...)

Fighting: Here Comes the Sun-The Beatles (YES!)

Breaking up: My Life Would Suck Without You-Glee Cast (Seems like this would fit more under "Getting back together")

Driving: Eleanor Rigby-The Beatles (Now i'm concerned)

Flashback: Don't Stop Believin' - Glee Cast (Okay.)

Mental Breakdown: Like a Prayer-Glee Cast (Hmmm...)

Getting back together: Yesterday-The Beatles (THis one actually works!)

Wedding: Angels Among Us-Alabama (I hope that my husband is some metophorical angel in the song...)

Birth of a child: Sweet Caroline-Mark Salling (My kid's name must be Caroline)

Final battle: Defying Gravity-Chris Colfer and Lea Michele (Like this one. Fate likes me here)

Death scene: You Raise Me Up-Westlife (Seems to fit "Funeral" better...)

Funeral: Clair De Lune-Clause Debussy (Good song if you're showing people's emotions of PURE DESPAIR at my death.)

End credits: Down-Sam Tsui and Kurt Schnieder (Okay...weird...)

Wow. Didn't realize how much I loved Glee.

This is just for fun, copy, paste and TRY IT OUT!

--7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children--

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY (i think?), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. Okay, seriously though, who doesn't. AMAZINGLY, some black people...
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I was...)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying wannabe, bitch.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (even though this list curses a lot...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (even though I make them)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem

Allison O'Hara:

Quick! Write down 12 random characters from Glee!

1. Kurt Hummel

2. Artie Abrams

3. Blaine

4. Mike Chang

5. Tina Cohen-Chang

6. Rachel Berry

7. Finn Hudson

8. Brittany Pierce

9. Noah Puckerman

10. Quinn Fabray

11. Mercedes Jones

12. Santana Lopez

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Mercedes/Rachel. Lol, no

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Mike? Yes…very much so.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Everyone would say “I KNEW it!” and Jacob-Ben Israel would die of hornyness.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yeah, there are tons about Puck.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

NO. Rachel and Artie…she’d drive him insane.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Tina/Puck or Tina/Quinn? Tina/Puck, because people actually ship them and it’s possible.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Finn wouldn’t be too surprised. Brittany HAS kissed everyone, and currently she’s dating Artie.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic

Oh god…Blaine and Kurt transfer back to McKinley and when Blaine finds out about Quinn’s pregnancy, he feels bad and talks to her about love. That was SO bad…

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Probably, they DID make out, but it would be super awkward.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

“I’m Sorry I Stole Your Virginity” I suck.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I don’t have friends, but I certainly do.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

I don’t HAVE friends.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

SHUT UP! I’M A LONER! But I did write a fic about them…

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

I’d rather not think about that, probably “OH GOD”.

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

I’m A Slave 4 U. That song fits her so well.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Too many divas in one room, could cause havoc

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

IDK, “How’s it rollin?” Lol, I’m so bad at this.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Kurt and Brittany are in a happy relationship until Tina runs off with Puck. After Brittany dumps Kurt for Santana, (XD) Rachel gets upset and retaliates by dating Santana. Alone and broken-hearted, Kurt travels in search of a friend. Finally, Kurt meets Mike and Finn. The three loners meet Quinn, who tells each one of them to look for love. Mike finds Blaine, Finn gets Mercedes, but now Kurt is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Rachel and Artie!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Utter Chaos.

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Humor. It makes NO sense, and would probably be Kurt’s nightmare or something.

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

THANK THE LORD. I love Artie!

The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I Do Now: Mike. I hated him at first because I love Arte/Tina, but he's a really sweet guy and one hell of a dancer.

The Character that Everyone Else Loves and I Don’t: Sam. I don't know how everyone else feels about him, I just don't like him. He's annoyingly shallow.

The Character I Used to Love but Not Anymore:

I guess that I used to like Quinn when she was pregnant and nice, especially during Funk. I still do, just not as much.

The Character I Want to Be Like:

I think I wish I had Kurt's strength, Artie's sweetness, Rachel's drive, Finn's loyalty, and Mike's ability to keep his mouth shut because I can't shut up about anything.

The Character I’d Love to Punch in the Face:

Dave Karofsky. I felt bad for him after "Never Been Kissed", but then he threatened to KILL Kurt, and now I really just hate him again. And from what it seems like, it's not like his father's made him this way, so he doesn't have too much of an excuse.

A Pairing that I Love:

Kurt/Blaine. They're my new favorite, at least from Glee. I still love Artie/Tina, but Mike/Tina is at least cute.

A Pairing that I Hate:

Dave/Kurt. I see why people like it, I just don't. See "Character I’d love to Punch in the Face"

My Three Favorite Characters:

Kurt, Artie, and Sue.

My Three Least Favorite Characters:

Azimio, that chick from VA, and Jacob.

Favorite Songs:

Rose's Turn, Defying Gravity, and 4 Minutes. Yeah, I love Kurt. I also love It's My Life/Confessions Pt. II because Kevin McHale's voice is AMAZING. (As is Chris Colfer's)

First Glee Episode I Ever Watched:

Vitamin D... I still remember being terrified by Terri for the first time.

The First Character I Fell In Love with:

Kurt. 'Nuff said.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3841 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4068 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Silver Lining by minttulovesyou reviews
Kurt Hummel, age 17, committed suicide. Or so he thought.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bittersweet and Strange by shotofvanilla reviews
Except this story is no fairytale, there is no happy ending, and no true love's kiss is going to reawake the beautiful prince who sits in the driver's seat, slumped over his steering wheel. Klaine. T for Character Death
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
A Long, Long Way to Run by ckofshadows reviews
When Kurt's dad suffers a heart attack, a familiar-looking stranger shows up at the hospital and changes everything.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Perfect by hanabananana reviews
AU-Kurt is a Genetically Engineered and Modified Life Form. He was created artificially by scientists and is used as a guinea pig for their research in genes and gene technology; their aim being to create the perfect set of genes to auction off to the world. Kurt is their first prototype, his only responsibility to be as close to perfection as possible. Until he meets Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love Me 'Til My Heart Stops by legallyblained reviews
Kurt contracts cancer for the second time. He and Blaine struggle through treatment, knowing it probably won't be enough.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dismantle the Sun by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
The story of Blaine Anderson and the idea that he can't save everyone. But he can try anyway.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,292 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Odds Ever In Their Favour by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
Blaine is not a lucky boy. Odds have never been in his favour. But, ironically, his luck looks set to change when he gets reaped for the Hunger Games.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Definition of Beauty by shotofvanilla reviews
In which Blaine is a blind piano player and Kurt is a deaf dancer. Here is how they meet. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Full Of Sound And Fury by rayychel infinity reviews
He lives in his world of silence; he lives in his world of sound. When Kurt meets Blaine and finds out he's different, he doesn't run: he does everything he can to keep him in his life as they grow up. Deaf!Blaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
First Date by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Post Original Song. Kurt was pretty sure their first date would be just fine. They'd been getting coffee together for months...so why was he so nervous? Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
It Gets Better by for always forever reviews
"The fame and crap? I don't care. This man? He's all I need. I'm not talking about the platinum records or whatever when I tell you that it gets better." Kurt and Blaine make an It Gets Better video and fail terribly. Now with bonus Brittana chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Broken Gold by Ciara in cotton socks reviews
Santana knows they're trying to help. But she also knows that some shiny, happy song and emotional speeches will do nothing to dilute what will happen when they find out about her at home. Blaine couldn't agree more. Rated for swearing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Santana L., Blaine A. - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Everything's Made To Be Broken by clonedmemories reviews
Both Kurt and Blaine have known from a young age that we all die. Now, that prospect seems much too close to home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Like They Know the Score by icedintheveins reviews
Santana's trying to piece herself back together and find something to do with her life. Kurt and Blaine are trying desperately to get a child. A chance run-in on the streets of New York solve everyone's problems. Klaine. Brittana. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Twenty Four Victors, Twenty Four Tributes by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
"Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants." This is how they survived and why they died.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Finnick O., Wiress - Complete
Soul Vacation by icedintheveins reviews
Blaine attends school in London, and it causes troubles in his and Kurt's relationship. Klaine. With Finchel, Quick, and Mervid.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Places You'll Go by RachelRiot90 reviews
On his eighteenth birthday, Kurt gets an unexpected gift from his mother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Time of Our Lives by chrisspiration reviews
A look at Kurt's life with Blaine from Finn's perspective. Written based on canon from Special Education.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This is Mostly About Pie by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Burt, Carole, Finn, and Kurt celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a family together. Also, there is pie. A lot of pie. And Finn wants it. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Four Ways Burt Hummel Surprised People by Crawler reviews
and one way he didn't . Burt doesn't look like the type of dad who'd love his flamboyantly gay son unconditionally. Response to a Glee fluff meme prompt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Burt H. - Complete
My Son is a Superhero! by broadwaypants reviews
From a prompt at the glee fluff meme asking for Burt being proud of Kurt. So here are five times he held it in and once where he practically exploded.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
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Yesterday reviews
Just a short little one-shot based on the spoilers on Artie and Tina for season two. Kinda Angsty. Because I needed to write a glee fic and this was nagging me for a while.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Here We Go Again reviews
My first story! Includes Yin/Yang, Shules, Juliet's relative/Gus' girlfriend, and probably OOC Lassie. Hey, I'm new, so review with critique! If you hate it, I'd maybe like to know... T for now, and it could go lower soon, but I'll start high.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
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