Nyades Road Ghost
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Joined 07-12-02, id: 232192
Author has written 12 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Mediator, and Harry Potter.
Hi, everyone. I'm sorry! I'm soooo sorry! I've completely hit a snag. I don't even *read* Buffy stories anymore. *hangs head in shame* I'm so afraid that I'll screw up what I already have by updating. I'm a bit more active on fictionpress. I've gotten addicted to slash recently, Draco/Harry. (Read Different Worlds by minerva alistor!) I don't know when I'll update again...email me if you *have* to read my stuff, though, maybe I'll hurry up. If you want to read original stuff, I'm a lot more active on fictionpress.net under the name "Hitler Youth".

Progress: Killer Pretty. Harry Potter. I don't like this much anymore. No one is reading it. Bah.

Onto the quotes(So you know, Cannibal! The Musical and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind are awesome!).

"Your cookies are lame
Your chips are the same
You get no respect cause
You're not what you claim

Poser Exposed
Hoser dehosed
I should step on your toes
You're deposed"

"There will be no performance today/There will be no curtain call/He can no longer perform for you/So witness the grandest spectacle of all/It's a one night engagement/So make your way to the front row/It's the death of a jester/It's one dead man's show.

"There are no mourners today/Only spectators at the scene/Relishing in this bizarre event . . . /He died from no acclaim/I heard his dying words/As his final breath he gave/He wanted to be taken seriously/Now he's taken to the grave."

"I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He wins a refrigerator." -Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

"Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge? - [imitating Packer] Oh no, just the Colorado. - The biggest fucking river I've seen in my entire life he said dripping with water!" -Cannibal! The Musical

"You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'." -Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

"Probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, alright!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse." -Cannibal! The Musical

I like this song a lot, especially after I realized what it was about. Go Maynard!

"You're such an inspiration for ways that I will never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you how your savior has abandoned you

Fuck your god, your lord, your christ
He did this took all you had
and left you this way
Still you pray never stray
Never taste of the fruit
Never thought to question why

It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed
He did it all for you

Oh so many ways for me to show you how your dogma has abandoned you
Pray to your christ to your god
Never taste of the fruit
Never stray never break
Never choke on a lie
Even though he's the one
who did this to you
Never thought to question why

It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side
Talk to jesus christ as if he knows the reasons why
He did it all for you

He did it all for you."
-"Judith" by A Perfect Circle

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Heck ya!

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Too Nice For Slytherin by Jeni1 reviews
complete, SSOC a biter impossible romance between the desperately unhappy Potions Master and an equally unhappy Hufflepuff-turned-Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,144 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 3/26/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Perfect Rain by On-A-Rainy-Day reviews
Hermione get a surprise when it rains, but she doesn't mind a bit. Very fluffy and hopefully cute. One-shot. RHr. Please R&R! [edited]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Surfing with Spike by elven-princess88 reviews
Buffy's searching for info on a demon on the internet, but what will she discover when she accidently logs into our universes internet? *COMPLETE*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,835 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
All Tied Up by Whiskey Meteor reviews
Xander/Andrew Season 7, before Storyteller. A relationship developes between Xander and Andrew. **Complete**
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,091 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Complete
More crumpets? by Aristotle Freud reviews
Spike has a tea party with some stuffed animals, and Angel comes over to play mermaids. FOR MORE FUN go to www.angelfire.com/weird2/thwackage
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
Colored by Red of Rose reviews
This is something a friend sent to me...And it's amazingly true..Not sure if it's poetry, but nothing else to put it under
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2003
Evil Mime Demons by Aristotle Freud reviews
Buffy and Spike are magically turned into mimes
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2003
In the End by RedRoseAngel1 reviews
It's the end of the world, and the two vampires contemplate. 3-16-03: edited some grammar errors.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Angel, Spike
The End by Captain and Fearless Leader reviews
Buffy's dead...how does Spike cope...slightly futuristic, non-spoilerish
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Spike, Buffy S.
She Should Have Told Me by craZchica reviews
COMPLETE - The only cure is the death of the one she loves. Spike POV, Extreme tissue warning. Set S6, around Christmas. - WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH -
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Playing Games by Subaru reviews
!Slash/shounen-ai : Draco/Harry! Voldemort is defeated and after six years, Harry goes back to Hogwarts to teach. He meets up with Draco, his one night lover, whom he hasn't seen in the same six years on the Hogwart's train.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2002 - Published: 2/13/2001
Thank You AOL (Series) by Sanguine Poison reviews
Demons on the internet? Spike IM-ing Buffy? You'll just have to read...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2001 - Published: 8/29/2001
Bleed by Black Wings reviews
Don't read this. It's only about Hermione: if you only want to flame someone and have no mind of your own; don't read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2000
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Scribbler reviews
Draco, now a psychiatrist, meets up with an old friend who now has multiple personalities. Slightly futuristic AU. Meant to be weird andor humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Killer Pretty reviews
Severus Snape is a loner and doesn't have any friends, but when Bishop Mockery comes to woo him to the dark side, can Severus say no? Please read and review! Eventual Snape,OC slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Severus S.
Decisions reviews
Yes! I have another idea! But this time, all of YOU get to decide what type of fic it is...
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2003
Unlikely reviews
An argument leads to much more... Chapter 7: Beautiful, Broken Frank or Chicago!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
A Makeover reviews
Xander Harris recieves a makeover from America's favorite group of gay men from the show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Xander H.
Help With Math reviews
Dawn and Andrew spark a romance despite the pressures of life. Vignettes set in Season Seven. *Chapter Five, finally*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Dawn S.
Jello reviews
Faith gets what she deserves in the form of a very messy spell. Literally.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Faith L., Willow R.
That Famous Dead Guy reviews
One night - lots of different points of view. Our Scoobies (and Andrew) see the First in forms you might not have expected. *Chapter Five* Donnie Darko, anyone?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003
The Curse reviews
A story describing a mysterious curse laid upon Spike that will come into effect on his 213th birthday. Set in Season 6. *Chapter 3 now up*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003 - Spike
inVINCEible reviews
What happens when Buffy acquires an old trunk from a little town called Pleasantville? Buffy/Big Wolf On Campus Crossover. *Complete*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Buffy S. - Complete
Puella reviews
Spike gets a little suprise while on his way home...Buffy feels bad in this installment. *Chapter 8 up* Please read and review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Spike
Movies reviews
Spike and Dawn discuss movies. Takes place after 'The Gift'. *COMPLETE* Please R & R!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Complete