hey guys it's keily i am 12 year old
i'm in a advanced writing class.
favrite colors- pink yellow
favrite movie- star wars duh
favrite tv show- star wars the clone wars
The Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Wolf (She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name)
1.) Write Saw: The Musical.
2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)
3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.
4.) Make action figure of yourself.
5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.
6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.
7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)
8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive.
9.) Create first ever cheese laser.
10.) Have own theme music.
11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.
12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.
13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.
14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.
15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.
16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)
17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.
18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.
19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claimign you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.
20.) Develop sense of irony.
21.) Don't die yet.
22.) Conquer the world with flying monkeys.
23.) Teach monkeys how to skydive, then start an airshow.
24.) Build a city...then destroy it with rainbow dinosaurs!
25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too! (Give Wolf credit, though. Or face the wrath of the hard core unicorns!)
Things not to Dis in front of me!!!!!
1. THE BIEBER(JUSTIN)
2. STAR WARS
3. PIXIE STICKS
THINGS YOU MAY DIS IN FRONT OF ME!
1. JONAS BROTHERS
2. STAR TREK
3. PHINAS AND FREB
JUST CHANGED PEN NAME TO JB's shawty
READ AHSOKA MY SWEET SLAVE SNEAK PEEK!
Ahsoka slid on the couch.
she heard a knock at the door.
she answered it.
" The skywalkers are not here they are attending a ball." Ahsoka said eyes closed.
" I was hoping to talk to you." said the man.
" Me?" Ahsoka questioned.
It was Obi-wan.
" Hello Ahsoka."
" Oh come in come in do you want somthing to drink." she asked.
" No no my have you grown." Obi-wan said looking at her.
" So how is Anakin." Obi-wan asked.
" Master skywalker is doing fine. He gets tired but he is the emporor." Ahsoka said.
" Oh he is still teaching you the force?" Obi-wan asked.
" I dont call him ' Mater' for that reason." Ahsoka said.
Obi-wan took a closer look at her.
" Oh my anakin's made you a slave."
" Yes yes he has." slid on the floor and cried.
" But i can't hate him i still love him." she cried
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
Are you done?
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!