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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 5,332 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice ... But what does it matter how it happens? Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Gossip Spyder by MagicMyth83 reviews
High School AU/ Teen-Drama. The Stark Sisters are rich, beautiful, and have just enrolled at King's Landing Prep after relocating South. Soon they will be the headliners of a mysterious blog, and their interactions with handsome heirs and hot older boys will be the talk of the town…whether they like it or not! Sansa/ Sandor, Sansa/ Joffrey, Arya/ Gendry, Arya/ Jaqen, Arya/ Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 187,228 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Arya S., Sansa S.
The Ten Things I Hate Most by InsomniacChocoholic reviews
Meet Rose Weasley. At 16, the things she hates most include her hair, her freckles, losing, and of course, at the very top of the list, Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 211,956 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Albus S. P., Lily Luna P.
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 164,077 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
To Begin Again by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy lead a ragtag group of rebels against Lord Mort - Voldemort's new, stronger incarnation. Features Vampires,Veela,Werewolves,Dementors,Ghosts,Poltergeists,Succubi,Naga,Ancient Spells,Animal Transfiguration/Animagi,DeathlyHallows,War Violence. Post-Hogwarts A/U. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Pansy, Neville/Penelope, Jeremy/Willemu,Snape,Theo,Viktor,Harry,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 317,372 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Veneficus by RZZMG reviews
Rose loved Scorpius with her very soul. He despised her for what she did to their unborn son. His father, Draco, is drawn to her because of her strong resemblance to her mother, Hermione. Love is a twisted mindf*ck to those caught in its web... and a powerful tool to manipulate to achieve one's darkest desires. VERY DARK STORY. Rose x Scor x Draco. 2012 NextGen Dark Fest entry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,966 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Silence by Serinah reviews
"My name is Ginevra Malfoy. I am the wife of the Minister's third in command, a Death Eater, and the coldest man I have ever known." Who would have thought that when Harry killed Voldemort the purists would still come to power? That when the marriage law is enforced, a Malfoy would propose to a Weasley? And that Harry Potter would ask her to say yes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,572 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Slytherin Fairy Princess by Mel Blue 1 reviews
Everyone was amazed when Albus Potter was sorted into Slytherin House, but no less amazing was the effect on Hogwarts and the House itself. No longer reviled, and now popular, times had certainly changed for Slytherin House. But not for Scorpius Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,335 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Blaise's Dragon by MinionMooskateerAckleholic reviews
With his mother dead and his father serving a life sentence, Draco is forced to be a whore to make money for Bellatrix. His life is utterly miserable, but when Blaise rescues him from dying at the hands of some angry classmates, everything changes. But, can Blaise keep Draco from the clutches of his sadistic aunt? What will it cost them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Prelude by wolfmirror102 reviews
The story of how Voldemort met Bellatrix and the tale of how he created a monster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,346 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Illusion of Negative Images by RZZMG reviews
Obsessed and in love, Rabastan Alastair Lestrange would do absolutely anything to secure his former Defence Barrister, Hermione Granger, in his bed... and everyone knows how persuasive Slytherins can be. Can Hermione resist the temptation the tall, dark, sexy wizard offers when a Marriage Lottery pairs them up? Drama-Romance-Hot Shagging-Light Comedy! 2012 HP-PornInTheSun entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Consequences Of An Engagement Party by The Bird Of Fire reviews
SEQUEL TO 'A GAME, A BET & A DINNER PARTY'... It has been six months since the now infamous dinner party and Hermione, Draco and Blaise are now in a relationship. However, with their friends' engagement party, comes a startling realisation, painful admissions and unforeseen consequences. Once again, what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas... PART II HAS BEEN CHANGED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scientific Pursuits by Ezra Quinn reviews
After Bruce accidentally seduces Tony, the two men make a habit of it, but then things take a turn for the worse when jealousy inevitably makes a dramatic appearance. They evaluate their relationship: is it sex for the sake of sex, or is it something more? Angst, smut, and snark unite to tell this tale of two science bros.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Broken by RZZMG reviews
On holiday, Harry Potter runs into Draco Malfoy in the last place he'd ever expected: working as a rentboy in Rome. How did Malfoy get here? What happened to him? He'd unexpectedly disappeared the year after the war, and everyone assumed something nefarious had happened to him... Oh, how right they were! Harry x Draco x Hermione threesome . Drama/Angst/Healing/Comfort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Christmas In Hell by dyk3adellic reviews
When Lord Voldemort gives an order, no one dares defy him. So when he orders Draco to reform one of the biggest blood traitors, Draco has no choice but to follow through, even if it means risking his heart in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,485 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Underworld by Tara1189 reviews
"I rather like having you down here. Like Persephone." Ginny/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,436 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Longitudinal Study of the Holmes Brothers by Ezra Quinn reviews
Various ficlets detailing the childhood and adolescence of Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes, where their mother is abusive and negligent, and their father is absent entirely.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
The Woman by Ezra Quinn reviews
After meeting Irene Adler, Sherlock becomes curious and explores what it feels like to desire someone, and how to manage those feelings. Message me suggestions/prompts or put them in reviews, and if I like your idea, I'll write it!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A.
Boy's Club by RZZMG reviews
Shy, insecure Albus Potter has been tasked by his dad to infiltrate the secret club, "Skull & Serpent" led by Scorpius Malfoy, his long-time crush. Can he betray the boy he loves for familial duty? A coming of age story with HOT SLASH. 2012 HPNextGenFest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
One Obvious, Tiny, Little Baby Hiccup by RZZMG reviews
One desperate Minister running for re-election. One feisty witch who could make him the perfect wife. Who will win the battle of sexes? Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. 2012 Dramione Couples Remix entry, based on "Love Actually" movie. Romance/Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Impossible by MissBellamy reviews
Set in the long stretch of time between Season 2 Episode 6 and the Christmas episode. In the wake of Superhoodie's death, Alisha must get to know the Simon she is destined to fall for.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Alisha B., Simon B.
Harry Potter and the Rise of a New Lord by Dafaril reviews
Neville Longbottom is the Boy-Who-Lived. Lily and James are killed by DE's and Harry grows up with the Dursley's. Harry and Hermione grow up together and are bullied both before and during Hogwarts. They eventually turn dark...better summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Science of It All by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: That clutching, awful, cold, hot, flashing, clawing, cluttering sensation curling its way through my stomach, tearing its way down my vertebrae, winding and trailing and ending up somewhere in my throat. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Venom by Tara1189 reviews
You've had a taste now, lover. And its bitterness was to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Ever-Locked Room by Bedelia reviews
When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life goes on by rrabbit reviews
Cassius, Gavin, Lavinia, and Evelyn carry on with their lives as Draco and Ginny's children. It's tough starting your own family outside of the one you already have... This takes place right where When the truth doesn't matter left off.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 619,038 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4053 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When the truth doesn't matter by rrabbit reviews
Cassius, Gavin, and Lavinia are at Hogwarts and have to deal with finding out the truth about their parents relationship. Takes place after I'm yours and hate is such a strong word... enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 237,856 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 305 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hate is such a strong word by rrabbit reviews
-Prequel to I'm yours. Follows the beginning of Draco and Ginny's marriage to where the first story starts... I'm kind of on a roll, so it's pretty long, dark, and full of adult things.. so beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 182,348 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
MargaritaVille by Kyra4 reviews
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame... Dramione, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm yours by rrabbit reviews
Ginny Weasley has been married to Draco Malfoy for two years. Not by choice of course. This story follows them through the life that they have together.. Dark, with a lot of adult things..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,911 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 220 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sacrifice by Kyra4 reviews
Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad to Worse by Kyra4 reviews
DMHG 7th year. Dark oneshot, heavy angst. More warnings in AN. Draco's day goes from bad to worse, to downright catastrophic. In a world where Polyjuice Potion can be bought and sold, he really should have known better than to believe his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Lovely Delirium by Kyra4 reviews
PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sometimes When We Touch by Kyra4 reviews
7th Year, Sequel to You Gotta Breathe. DMHG fic. Angst and trauma galore, for everyone. And I do mean everyone. Character death [not in main pairing though.] Ch. 31: A Dramione Wedding, continued! This fic is now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,968 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tonight's The Night by Severusgirl reviews
COMPLETED STORY. Forget the little problem that is Voldemort. It's Harry Potter's eighteenth birthday party and Hermione has made an important decision....but even Hermione's plans can go wrong when Malfoy's around. Rated 'R' for sex & language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Gotta Breathe by Kyra4 reviews
6th year. Hermione is brutally attacked by Voldemort and left barely alive, leading to a mission of revenge by Harry, Ron...and Malfoy? ***COMPLETE!*** Rated R for adult themes, angst and swearing. D/Hr/R love triange, but ultimately D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,035 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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