TheSmokingMan
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Joined 04-10-10, id: 2322179
Author has written 5 stories for Fight Club, Ironman, Batman, Punisher, Sherlock, and Splinter Cell.
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Shattered by Mirai Shiranui reviews
Life is about harsh realities and lessons we must learn. No one understands this better than Commander Shepard. But dying places everything in perspective and this time there will be no missed opportunities and no regrets. M!Shep/Joker. Slowmance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 196,706 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shepard (M), Joker
The Sweetest Sugar by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
Alastair wanted Dean more than a child wanted an ice cream sundae heaping with whipped cream and cherries. However, he knew that his skin would taste better than sugar. Slave AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Alastair, Dean W.] Castiel
Favoritism by funeralassistant
In this story we are introduced to Herr Dick Roman, an influential member of the Nazi party, and the unusual interest he has in a Jew working within his own household.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Dick Roman, Death
Forgive Me by Fenikkusu Ai
Father Winchester reminded himself that it wasn't his place to judge. Alastair/Dean confessional AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Dean W., Alastair - Complete
Salome's one regret by MazePhoenix reviews
Salome's thoughts just before her betrayal. Spoilers for "Hopeless". Hints of various couplings but nothing too explicit.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Salome A., Roman Z.
Some Doors Should Stay Closed by ElunaX12 reviews
Investigations had never been Leon Kennedy's forte, and the town of Silent Hill provides him a challenge like no other. At the very least, he has a helper, of sorts. A helper who can't even leave his own apartment.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Leon S. K., Henry T.
Schoolboy by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
Dean has a crush on his teacher, Mr. Alastair. High school AU. Spanking.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Alastair, Dean W. - Complete
A Box of Cup Noodles and A Teabag by war wound reviews
The life and times of professional tosser Jim Moriarty and his adopted poodle Sebastian Moran. A collection of drabbles and mini-fics. It's Jim and Seb so not for kids. ENJOY.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Mission: Benji Seduction by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
After the events in india Brandt can no longer deny the attraction to his friend Benji, he pays him a visit. Brandt/Benji - Ghost Protocol
Mission: Impossible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011
Tallows by Kit Bryn reviews
Maybe Tyler's hate is better than his indifference. Maybe Jack's ubermensch isn't really what he wants. T for language, smut. Initial Jack/Tyler, on to Tyler/Angel Face, Jack/OC. Finally finished!
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
People Are Always Asking Me If I Know Tyler Durden by nikoledarling reviews
I want Tyler. Tyler wants Marla. Marla wants me.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Angels Kiss by buttlos reviews
Everywhere I go, people always look at my hand and ask me the same question. " What happened to your hand ? "
Fight Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
I Am Jack's Lucky Charm by Trashlife reviews
My second Fight Club fic. Jack/ Tyler. Rated M for what I consider minor/major slash. I suck at summaries.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Something You'll Never Forget by ShadedRogue reviews
You're afraid to close your eyes because every time you do you feel him drifting into your head; all blonde hair, blue eyes, an attractive face and a chipped grin. TylerxNarrator.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
I am Jack's Missing Pieces by Medulla Oblongata reviews
Narrator/Tyler, slash. The Narrator hopes that Tyler doesn't bring Marla home.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
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Ruffled Feathers reviews
Sebastian and Jim's adventures with a mysterious cadaver provocateur named Edmund. Edmund has a business proposition for Jim. This is based off of an AU a friend of mine developed. TW Drugs, non-con, violence, foreign objects, blood, d/p. Complete!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Sickness Blooming Fruit Trees reviews
Sam pays Frank a visit. Implied slash.
Crossover - Punisher & Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Grievances
a watchmen crossover you will not understand
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
And We Traveled With Grand Deceit reviews
I find the lack of Ivan / Justin works disturbing. Here's some drabbles I've written. I've fixed the text in the chapters. Enjoy without trouble.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010
Mister Self Destruct reviews
My ever growing collection of Fight Club drabbles, featuring Tyler x Jack.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010