Poll: Which Alvin and the chipmunks style do you prefer? Vote Now!
Author has written 5 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks.
Favorite writing types: Romance; Tragedy; Hurt/comfort; Friendship; Family; Adventure; Action
Favorite Cartoons/anime: Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, DragonballZ/GT, Avatar: The Last Airbender, YuYu Hakusho, Family Guy, South Park, Pokemon, Bakugon Battle Brawlers, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers, and many more
Favorite T.V shows: Mythbusters, Destroyed in seconds, Dirty Jobs, Naked Science, How the Earth was Made, Ghost Hunters, A Haunting, Future Weapons, CSI, CSI: New York, Tosh.O, Ultimate Warrior and many more
Favorite Movies: Alvin and The Chipmunks, Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, Alvin and The Chipmunks 3D (when it appears in theaters), All Alvin and The Chipmunks Cartoon Movies, 2012, 10.5, 10.5 Apocalypse, Armageddon, Asteroid, The Sum of All Fears, Stealth, Independence Day, Saving Private Ryan, The Day After Tomorrow, The Core, Decent, All DragonballZ movies, All the Rocky movies, The Expendables, All the Terminator movies, and many more
Favorite Music genres: Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Death Metal, Death core, Thrash Metal, Alternative, Pop, R&B, Hip Hop, Rap, Techno, Disco, Dance.
Favorite Bands/rappers: Too many to count.
About Me: Despite the kind of music I listen to, I am actually a nice guy, but I'm also someone you do NOT want on your bad side. Trust me, anger me enough and you can expect some SERIOUS problems with me. People have gotten into fights with me (both verbally and physically) and left in tears, or brutally beaten. I am kinda obsessed with Alvin and The Chipmunks. I've always been that way. Before the show was canceled in 2001 it was among the only cartoons I ever watched. I saw the 2007, and the 2009 CGI movies the first days they appeared in theaters. I own all of the Alvin and The Chipmunks movies, live action, and cartoon!
Favorite Alvin and The Chipmunks couples:
#1. Alvin&Brittany (Since they are my favorite couple I will mostly, if not only read stories about them. However, if the other couples are featured in the same story, I will still read it, but is has to be about Alvin and Brittany)
I really, REALLY don't like mixed couples!
Favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks characters:
#2. Brittany (very, very close second)
Favorite Chip N Dale characters:
#4. Monterey Jack
I am sucker for a good AaTC romance story, so, don't be surprised if you find any M rated stories in my favorites. Most of them will be about Alvin and Brittany!
I am happy to announce that I am now the manager of a new community dedicated to M rated CGI romance stories about Alvin and Brittany. If you would like your story added to this community, PM me and I'll check it out. If its good enough (and by good enough I mean it includes a lengthy and very descriptive romance scene, or a decent plot line with a decent and fairly descriptive romance scene) I'll add it.
To whomever it may concern:
If anyone would like to know how tall the CGI Alvin and the Chipmunks characters are officially, I can tell you!
Alvin&Brittany: 10 1/4"
Simon&Jeanette: 11 2/3"
Theodore&Eleanor: 7 2/3"
I am also a huge fan of Dragonball Z/GT, and YuYu Hakusho
Top 5 DBZ/DBGT Heroes:
Top 5 DBZ/DBGT Villains:
#1. Omega Shenron and the Shadow Dragons
#2. Kid Buu
#4. General Rildo
Top 5 YuYu Hakusho Heroes:
#1. Yusuke Urameshi
Top 5 YuYu Hakusho Villains:
I have every season of YuYu Hakusho, DragonballGT, and DragonBallZ on DVD.
Questions and Answers: Finished
Dave has known the Chipmunks for about a year now, but there are still somethings he doesn't know about them! How old are they? How did they end up in that tree? What happed to their parents, did they really join a commune? And How did Alvin get that cut on his left ear? The answers to these questions, well you'll just have to read to find out! CGI Version!
Here is a link to the picture of the privet jet The Chipmunks, and The Chipettes were in in chapter 3,.
Anger awakens Meaning: Upcoming
(tital may change) When an alien named Christopher appears on earth looking for an opponent worthy of his 'God-Like' strength, The Chipmunks and Chipettes must prevent him from destroying their home. Every one knows Alvin has the strength to do so, but Alvin's emotions are preventing his power from escaping. When Christopher learns of this incredible hidden power, he will stop at nothing to force Alvin's power to the surface, even it means killing every one he loves! DragonballZ, YuYu Hakusho, and Alvin and The Chipmunks fusion! Cartoon Version!
Tearful Departure: Upcoming
(Tital may change) Life in the Seville household was going great! That is until Alvin and Brittany get into a fight. Brittany says some hurtful things to Alvin which causes him to run away. He runs to the park to think about what Brittany said to him, only to find several red metal plates with what seems to be to be BB gun bullet holes in them. Remember, Alvin's signature color is red, and he always wears a red Hoodie. What happens when a 13 year old boy with a BB gun mistakes Alvin for a target? You'll have to Read to find out! (Crappy summary, sorry) CGI Version!
Shadow Warrior: On Extended Hiatus
(Tital may change) Hidden Martial Arts skills, Painful Memories, and Amazing Secrets. Alvin Seville hasn't been entirely truthful with his family. What happens when they find out the truth? You'll have to read to find out. (Lame summery, Sorry) Alvin and the Chipmunks, Naruto, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, and Dragonball Z fusion. CGI Version!
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If you've ever lay in bed at night, just not able to sleep at all, you usually spend your time reading Nickelodeon, Watching Nickelodeon, or even Thinking about what could have happened during a show, or even what you imagined what could have happened after a certain show, or even a totally different story by Y-O-U, copy and paste this onto your file.
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If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP
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25 Reasons I owe my mother.
1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother t
aught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mout and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about weather.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."
11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."
13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children i htis world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.
" You are going to get it when we get home."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."
9 Things I Find Annoying:
1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Hell Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is?
2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass To Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually.
3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Damn Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It?
4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Hell Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Asses!
5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Damn Floor.
6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine?
7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New.
8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Hell? Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do Thats Longer?
9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here Dumbass?
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghtsof the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class skyclad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (or never have played it with cards)
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screename or MySpace
4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.)Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)You were to busy to notice number 5
10.)You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5
11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Rules To Write ChipmunkFanfics: According to ChipmunkLover and Kitty Seville
1) They are brothers, nothing else.
2) They must always live with Dave.
3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
4) They cannot die.
5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as they're signature colors.
6) They can't die.
7) They can't be severly injured.
8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
11) They can't be in horror stories.
12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!
Friend and Best Friends:
Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Friend: Ask me for my number.
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy/girl rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when they break up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is Molly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Molly
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
Smile. It confuses people.
Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!
A day without sunshine is like...night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Friends will say "You deserve better" Best friends will call him/her n say " You die in seven days"
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.
Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?
Don't follow me I'm lost too.
At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.
It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
Haha. I don't get it.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!"
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.
Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.
Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.
Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored.
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.
Bom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.
Danger: The person beside you is stupid.
It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world
One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.
WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them andyou have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorway and run away... he hates that.
Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up. (So true XD)
How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Charm is a way of getting the amwser yes without asking a clear question.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
Who was the first person to look a cow andsay, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
When French people swear do they say padon my English?
"Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who lear by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous
If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?
The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them.
Rafioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Do not meddel in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunch and good with ketchup.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
I'm a palm reader: GASP! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.
There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Sucide hotline...please hold...
Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.
Dying is nature's way of saying,"Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)
When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.
You never realy learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Next time you wave, use more than one finger, please!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
I try to take life one day at a time, but, lately, several days have attacked me at once!
Slow and steady gets you trampled by other people.
When opertunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later.
I wanted to kill the prettiest person alive then I realized...Oh ya suicides a bad thing.
If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Scientists say one out of every four people are crazy. Check three of your friends if their o.k. then your it.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
\Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may mot follow. Do not walk beside me either just leave me the hell alone!
What goes around gets dizzy and falls over.
Why is it that when a person tells you there are a million stars in the universe you belive them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it to make sure.
You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you used to get from a rollar coaster.
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restraunt like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
When I'm feeling down I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of the chain and gag himself.
Don't play dumb with me... I'm better at it.
If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If it still dosen't work redefine success.
I hurt myself speed reading. I hit a bookmark.
Women should not have children after 35...realy 35 children is enough.
Two wrongs are only the begining.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.
I love dead lines. I love the wooshing sound they make as they pass by.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver but if you pair that with shouting you get diamond.
Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack."
It realy is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
If you saw my room, you would know why I don't have my homework.
Cry me a river, build a bridge, GET OVER IT.
Stupid is as stupid does.
You can roll in manure and powered sugar, but that dosen't make it a jelly-filled donut.
Newton's law to teenagers: An object at rest stays at rest unless forced to move.
Axe is the best smelling smell you can smell.
There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.
Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Life isn't passing by. It's running me over.
Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
A wise man washes his hands after he pees, A wiser man dosen't pee on his hands.
Everyone is entilted tobe stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself, where's the ceiling?
10 Ways To Annoy People
1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"
2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"
3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.
4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.
5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A ass-whooping From Her Boyfriend)
6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"
7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"
8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"
9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."
10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Johnny Brought A Gun To School
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care.)
What Kisses And Other Things Mean:
Forehead: You'll be mine forever
Hand: I adore you
Ear: I'm horny
Cheek: You mean so much to me
Shoulder: I want you
Neck: I want you now
Lips: I love you
Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other
Wink: Let's get it on
Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go
Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you
Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you
Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD
Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you
You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they put these things on actual consumer labels
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No! Not any time soon!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
She is pretty hot (for a 30-40 year old :P)
3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
NOT POSSIBLE!!! The other way around on the other hand…;)
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO WAY!! NOT AT ALL!! A human male and a male chipmunk do not go together!!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
She would probably run out of the room!
8. Is there such a thing as a One/Eight fluff?
There are a few stories like that!
9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
10. Do any of your friends read Three het?
I doubt it. I, on the other hand, read a lot of them ;P
11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Considering the fact that he’s my OC, I highly doubt that!
12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
Probably not! I don’t even think they know about this site!
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Can’t think of one at the moment…:(
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
The fur may fly!
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Just this morning!
16.(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Alvin and Eleanor are in a happy relationship until Theodore runs off with Eleanor. Alvin, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Janette and a brief unhappy affaire with Gadget, then follows the wise advice of Chip and finds true love with Brittany.
WOW! That’s…that’s almost a perfect plot line! :D I’ve never seen one of these that went together this well! I must be really lucky :D
Brittany: Do I ever cross your mind?
Brittany: Do you like me?
Alvin: Not Really.
Brittany: Do you want me?
Brittany: Would you cry if I left?
Brittany: Would you live for me?
Brittany: Would you do anything for me?
Brittany: Choose me, or your life
Alvin: My life.
Brittany walks away, holding back sobs, and Alvin runs after her and says...
"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
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