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Name: Bradley

Age: 19 (today) :D

Gender: Male

Favorite writing types: Romance; Tragedy; Hurt/comfort; Friendship; Family; Adventure; Action

Favorite Cartoons/anime: Alvin and The Chipmunks, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, DragonballZ/GT, Avatar: The Last Airbender, YuYu Hakusho, Family Guy, South Park, Pokemon, Bakugon Battle Brawlers, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers, and many more

Favorite T.V shows: Mythbusters, Destroyed in seconds, Dirty Jobs, Naked Science, How the Earth was Made, Ghost Hunters, A Haunting, Future Weapons, Drake&Josh, icarly, CSI, CSI: New York, Tosh.O, Ultimate Warrior and many more

Favorite Movies: Alvin and The Chipmunks, Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, Alvin and The Chipmunks 3D (when it appears in theaters), All Alvin and The Chipmunks Cartoon Movies, 2012, 10.5, 10.5 Apocalypse, Armageddon, Asteroid, The Sum of All Fears, Stealth, Independence Day, Saving Private Ryan, The Day After Tomorrow, The Core, Decent, All DragonballZ movies, All the Rocky movies, The Expendables, All the Terminator movies, and many more

Favorite Music genres: Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Death Metal, Death core, Thrash Metal, Alternative, Pop, R&B, Hip Hop, Rap, Techno, Disco, Dance.

Favorite Bands/rappers: Too many to count.

YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Zrock210

DeviantART account: http://nova32.deviantart.com/

About Me: Despite the kind of music I listen to, I am actually a nice guy, but I'm also someone you do NOT want on your bad side. Trust me, anger me enough and you can expect some SERIOUS problems with me. People have gotten into fights with me (both verbally and physically) and left in tears, or brutally beaten. I am kinda obsessed with Alvin and The Chipmunks. I've always been that way. Before the show was canceled in 2001 it was among the only cartoons I ever watched. I saw the 2007, and the 2009 CGI movies the first days they appeared in theaters. I own all of the Alvin and The Chipmunks movies, live action, and cartoon!

Favorite Alvin and The Chipmunks couples:

#1. Alvin&Brittany (Since they are my favorite couple I will mostly, if not only read stories about them. However, if the other couples are featured in the same story, I will still read it, but is has to be about Alvin and Brittany)

#2. Simon&Jeanette

#3. Theodore&Eleanor

I really, REALLY don't like mixed couples!

Favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks characters:

#1. Alvin

#2. Brittany (very, very close second)

#3. Simon

#4. Theodore

#5. Eleanor

#6. Jeanette

Favorite Chip N Dale characters:

#1. Dale

#2. Chip

#3. Gadget

#4. Monterey Jack

#5 Foxglove

#6. Zipper

I am sucker for a good AaTC romance story, so, don't be surprised if you find any M rated stories in my favorites. Most of them will be about Alvin and Brittany!

Community Alert:

I am happy to announce that I am now the manager of a new community dedicated to M rated CGI romance stories about Alvin and Brittany. If you would like your story added to this community, PM me and I'll check it out. If its good enough (and by good enough I mean it includes a lengthy and very descriptive romance scene, or a decent plot line with a decent and fairly descriptive romance scene) I'll add it.

Alvin and The Chipmunks Chip-wrecked movie alert!

The second official trailer for the new Alvin and the chipmunks movie has finally been posted online here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uNAVcqmCE4


To whomever it may concern:

If anyone would like to know how tall the CGI Alvin and the Chipmunks characters are officially, I can tell you!

Alvin&Brittany: 10 1/4"

Simon&Jeanette: 11 2/3"

Theodore&Eleanor: 7 2/3"


I am also a huge fan of Dragonball Z/GT, and YuYu Hakusho

Top 5 DBZ/DBGT Heroes:

#1. Goku

#2. Vegeta

#3. Gohan

#4. Piccolo

#5. Uub

Top 5 DBZ/DBGT Villains:

#1. Omega Shenron and the Shadow Dragons

#2. Kid Buu

#3. Cell

#4. General Rildo

#5. Freeza

Top 5 YuYu Hakusho Heroes:

#1. Yusuke Urameshi

#2. Hiei

#3. Kurama

#4. Kuwabara

#5. Genkai

Top 5 YuYu Hakusho Villains:

#1. Toguro

#2. Sensui

#3. Rando

#4. Suzaku

#5. Yuri

I have every season of YuYu Hakusho, and DragonballGT, and seasons 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 of DragonballZ on DVD.

My stories:

Questions and Answers: Finished

Dave has known the Chipmunks for about a year now, but there are still somethings he doesn't know about them! How old are they? How did they end up in that tree? What happed to their parents, did they really join a commune? And How did Alvin get that cut on his left ear? The answers to these questions, well you'll just have to read to find out! CGI Version!

Here is a link to the picture of the privet jet The Chipmunks, and The Chipettes were in in chapter 3, http://www.jetset2010.com/imgs/private-jet-SA.jpg.

Anger awakens Meaning: Upcoming

(tital may change) When an alien named Christopher appears on earth looking for an opponent worthy of his 'God-Like' strength, The Chipmunks and Chipettes must prevent him from destroying their home. Every one knows Alvin has the strength to do so, but Alvin's emotions are preventing his power from escaping. When Christopher learns of this incredible hidden power, he will stop at nothing to force Alvin's power to the surface, even it means killing every one he loves! DragonballZ, YuYu Hakusho, and Alvin and The Chipmunks fusion! Cartoon Version!

Tearful Departure: Upcoming

(Tital may change) Life in the Seville household was going great! That is until Alvin and Brittany get into a fight. Brittany says some hurtful things to Alvin which causes him to run away. He runs to the park to think about what Brittany said to him, only to find several red metal plates with what seems to be to be BB gun bullet holes in them. Remember, Alvin's signature color is red, and he always wears a red Hoodie. What happens when a 13 year old boy with a BB gun mistakes Alvin for a target? You'll have to Read to find out! (Crappy summary, sorry) CGI Version!

Shadow Warrior: Writing

(Tital may change) Hidden Martial Arts skills, Painful Memories, and Amazing Secrets. Alvin Seville hasn't been entirely truthful with his family. What happens when they find out the truth? You'll have to reed to find out. (Lame summery, Sorry) Alvin and the Chipmunks, Naruto, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, and Dragonball Z fusion. CGI Version!

And now for some random stuff:

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If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP

If you have ever wished that you had ghost powers CAPTIYP

If you dream of the chipmunks or try your hardest to dream of them each night CAPITYP

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25 Reasons I owe my mother.

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother t

aught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mout and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children i htis world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.

" You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."

9 Things I Find Annoying:

1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Hell Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is?

2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass To Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually.

3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Damn Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It?

4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Hell Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Asses!

5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Damn Floor.

6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine?

7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New.

8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Hell? Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do Thats Longer?

9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here Dumbass?

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghtsof the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (or never have played it with cards)

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screename or MySpace

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.)Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.

7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)You were to busy to notice number 5

10.)You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5

11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Rules To Write ChipmunkFanfics: According to ChipmunkLover and Kitty Seville

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
I disagree, they're also Chipmunks! :P

2) They must always live with Dave.
What about the future stories, when they're like in their fifties! God it'll be Phil Mitchell all over again! HELP!

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Ok I agree on this 1! Alttany all the way!

4) They cannot die.
What now their like The Cullens! Gawd!

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as they're signature colors.
Sighs

6) They can't die.
Didn't I just see this? God I'm seeing things now! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!

7) They can't be severly injured.
WHAT? Now loads of the stories on here have now gone down the toilet!

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
So, no Chipettes or Miss Miller? What about number 3!?

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
Oh, now they exist!?

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Right. So they ARE dead now. Riiiight.

11) They can't be in horror stories.
WTF?

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
What about when they die! GOD YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS!!

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
WHAT ABOUT THE 2007 CGI MOVIE??

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
Um just one word. CONCERTS!

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Ok so I died about 5 months ago. YAY!

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
But you have to think about the rules to follow the rules... does that mean we can break them!? Well this was a waste of reading this!

If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!

Friend and Best Friends:

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh cause they tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will help me kidnap the band.

Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Best Friend:Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad''

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for their number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of theirself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy/girl rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay/lezbien isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay/lez, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when they break up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call them up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps them and brings them to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

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!!BUNNEH!!

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This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Abortions

-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Smile. It confuses people.

Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Friends will say "You deserve better" Best friends will call him/her n say " You die in seven days"

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.

Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?

Don't follow me I'm lost too.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

Haha. I don't get it.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!"

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.

Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.

Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.

Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored.

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

Bom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.

Danger: The person beside you is stupid.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world

One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them andyou have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorway and run away... he hates that.

Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up. (So true XD)

How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Charm is a way of getting the amwser yes without asking a clear question.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

Who was the first person to look a cow andsay, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

When French people swear do they say padon my English?

"Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who lear by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous

If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?

The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them.

Rafioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Do not meddel in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunch and good with ketchup.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm a palm reader: GASP! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Sucide hotline...please hold...

Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

Dying is nature's way of saying,"Hey! You're not alive anymore!"

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

You never realy learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Next time you wave, use more than one finger, please!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

I try to take life one day at a time, but, lately, several days have attacked me at once!

Slow and steady gets you trampled by other people.

When opertunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later.

I wanted to kill the prettiest person alive then I realized...Oh ya suicides a bad thing.

If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Scientists say one out of every four people are crazy. Check three of your friends if their o.k. then your it.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

\Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may mot follow. Do not walk beside me either just leave me the hell alone!

What goes around gets dizzy and falls over.

Why is it that when a person tells you there are a million stars in the universe you belive them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it to make sure.

You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you used to get from a rollar coaster.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restraunt like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of the chain and gag himself.

Don't play dumb with me... I'm better at it.

If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If it still dosen't work redefine success.

I hurt myself speed reading. I hit a bookmark.

Women should not have children after 35...realy 35 children is enough.

Two wrongs are only the begining.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.

I love dead lines. I love the wooshing sound they make as they pass by.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver but if you pair that with shouting you get diamond.

Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack."

It realy is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

If you saw my room, you would know why I don't have my homework.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, GET OVER IT.

Stupid is as stupid does.

You can roll in manure and powered sugar, but that dosen't make it a jelly-filled donut.

Newton's law to teenagers: An object at rest stays at rest unless forced to move.

Axe is the best smelling smell you can smell.

There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Life isn't passing by. It's running me over.

Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.

A wise man washes his hands after he pees, A wiser man dosen't pee on his hands.

Everyone is entilted tobe stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself, where's the ceiling?

10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A ass-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Johnny Brought A Gun To School

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care.)

What Kisses And Other Things Mean:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they put these things on actual consumer labels

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."

1.Alvin

2.Dave

3.Brittany

4.Claire

5.Chip

6.Dale

7.Eleanore

8.Simon

9.Theodore

10.John (OC)

11.Janette

12.Gadget

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No! Not any time soon!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

She is pretty hot (for a 30-40 year old :P)

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

NOT POSSIBLE!!! The other way around on the other hand…;)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not many!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO WAY!! NOT AT ALL!! A human male and a male chipmunk do not go together!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

She would probably run out of the room!

8. Is there such a thing as a One/Eight fluff?

There are a few stories like that!

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Friend Issues!

10. Do any of your friends read Three het?

I doubt it. I, on the other hand, read a lot of them ;P

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Considering the fact that he’s my OC, I highly doubt that!

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Probably not! I don’t even think they know about this site!

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Can’t think of one at the moment…:(

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

The fur may fly!

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just this morning!

16.(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Alvin and Eleanor are in a happy relationship until Theodore runs off with Eleanor. Alvin, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Janette and a brief unhappy affaire with Gadget, then follows the wise advice of Chip and finds true love with Brittany.

WOW! That’s…that’s almost a perfect plot line! :D I’ve never seen one of these that went together this well! I must be really lucky :D

Brittany: Do I ever cross your mind?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Do you like me?

Alvin: Not Really.

Brittany: Do you want me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you cry if I left?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you live for me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you do anything for me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Choose me, or your life

Alvin: My life.

Brittany walks away, holding back sobs, and Alvin runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

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The Human Species by Shaded Skies reviews
Humanity has finally gotten fed up with their fragile position in the world of Pokémon. Gathering the best of trainers, they have decided to subdue or dispose of every powerful Pokémon in existence. The strong will expire as a large conflict between Pokémon and humans arises… But which side of the conflict will you end up on when you are neither Pokémon nor human…?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 390,179 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Lucario, Mew, Weavile/Manyula, Zoroark
The Path of the Aura II: Brothers in Arms by GameManiac reviews
Direct sequel to "The Path of the Aura: Intertwining Crossroads". With the Void of the Dark One now recognized as a looming threat, two groups in two different worlds must do their part in preventing this great evil from coming to light. "Chapter XXIX (29)" uploaded. The search for the Flame Plate leads the Flame Pokémon to Stark Mountain. Rated T for blood, language, and violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 182,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Arceus, Lucario, Charizard/Lizardon, OC
Dimensional War by OseanSoldier reviews
The flames of war, powerful and destructive, for not even the boundaries of the universe prove capable of containing the blaze. Forced into the growing chaos, a genetically modified Lucario and his allies fight for survival as they combat the forces that defile their homelands.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,445 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Lucario, Zorua, Zoroark
Ash Ketchum: Being More by The Orion Writer reviews
In a slightly different world Ash was raised by a mother who loved to travel. She always took her child with her. In the years before he had even set out on his Pokémon journey he had all ready seen a lot of the world. How will this change the child into something more? And how much will the world and the journey we know and love so much change because of it? Read and find out!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,012 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Lucario, Pikachu
Pokemon - A Hero's Rebirth by Eric566 reviews
Eric, a guy with mysterious powers, is defeated by his enemy, Clades, thrown back in time and transformed into a Riolu, losing his memories in the process. Now, with the help of an Eevee, they must save the world not from the destruction of time and from an ancient evil trying to revive. However, their dark pasts will make this adventure even harder. Rated T for blood and swears.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 213,312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Eevee/Eievui, Riolu
Pokemon Journeys: Aaron's New Experience by ThorAxe18 reviews
A heartbroken college student makes an amazing discovery. Pokemon become real and he befriends a Zorua. What happens as they slowly become more than friends? Rated M for language, violence, and a M/F Human/Zoroark lemon in later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,730 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Zoroark
The Silvari Adventure by BlueVoltorb reviews
In the Silvari region, a world where people and Pokémon live in harmony, a young boy called Luke is about to embark on an incredible journey. With his partner Pokémon Reo at his side, and the support of his best friend Elliot and the mysterious Ben, can Luke unravel the sinister plot of Team SPF and become the greatest Trainer of all time? OC fic w/ Pokémon from generations 1-5.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,803 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Lucario, OC - Complete
Three Sixty-Five by Kuro Rakka Shimo reviews
Alvin and Brittany have been keeping their relationship a secret for a while. And every month, they spend one special night together, but this one is the most important. One they'll never forget. CGI Version.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Dealt in the Future by Macademi reviews
A Lucario and her child are brought into Roberts family by his own hand. Each bearing an ugly past that brought them pain. How will each of them deal with their pasts when they come back to haunt them as they try to take back what has been taken by an evil team of baddies that plan on taking over every Region? Rated M- Violence, minor use of language, slight use of gore.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 169,098 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Lucario, Gallade/Erlade, Riolu, Mightyena/Guraena - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: The Story of Us by Jake Miller reviews
With Alvin and Brittany expecting their first child they embark on a life journey that could quickly turn turbulent when friends and enemies from their pasts come back to ruin their lives and love for each other. Will Alvin and Brittany's love endure?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,992 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Brittany M., Alvin S.
The Gathering by THEBLACKJACK94 reviews
A college student and his typhlosion are invited to participate in a nationwide Pokemon tournament. Little do they know that they will be involved in an evil and nefarious plot. MANY poke/human lemons. Because I love them.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,294 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Lucario, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Typhlosion/Bakphoon, Serperior /Jaroda
A Twisting Ladder to Heaven by ServusSmith reviews
A boy and his poochyena run away from home, pair up with a riolu who has also run away from his home, and live out side of human civilization until they are thrust back into the world of humanity as well as the machinations of Team Helix.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,627 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Lucario, Mew
How Love Comes To Be by SilverBackCookieMonster reviews
The story of a young wannabe Pokémon trainer who leaves home to start a new life in the Hoenn region. Life seems dull, until he shocks himself by falling in love with a wild Zangoose.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zangoose
AATC: My Bad by FleurTheFemunk reviews
Please Read and Review for additional chapters - Hannah
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,076 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Hook, Line and Sinker by Stripedblur reviews
When Michael and his typhlosion, Solstice, win a trip for two on a luxury cruise, they quickly learn that the other passengers don't approve of their relationship...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Typhlosion/Bakphoon - Complete
The Path of the Aura: Intertwining Crossroads by GameManiac reviews
A Pokémon/real world FanFic. Eduardo: Man of Bulwark. Xeno Lucario: Aura Pokémon of Prophecy. Two different and complicated stories from two individuals on two different worlds, meeting together into one shared story. Rated T for blood, language, and graphic violence. (PS: "The Path of the Aura II: Brothers in Arms" is now up!).
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 353,009 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Mewtwo, Lucario, OC - Complete
Burning Captivation by Renulpire reviews
A seemingly fated meeting brings two individuals to a closeness neither has ever experienced. Odd feelings appear as they learn to know more about themselves and the bond that is gradually growing between the two of them. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Ninetales/Kyukon - Complete
AATC: Livin' Life on the Wild Side by FleurTheFemunk reviews
Chapter 35 is up! Im am SOOOO sorry that it took so long! :
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,750 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the chipmunks: The Threequel by MoonAndIce reviews
Ian kidnaps Alvin after he lost his voice during the concert and later, also Brit.While the two of six 'munks are trying to break free and accept the new role of parenting, others at home are having tough time dealing with their absence.What will happen?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 110,641 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
The Bet by MoonAndIce reviews
"Oh yeah Brittany? I can beat you at any video game, anytime, anywhere." Brittany took a step closer, equal anger evident in her voice "Bring it on Seville." When those two start a fight, you should do only one thing. Back away, and try not to get involved into their fight. Clearly Simon doesn't have that luck. And it's about time that Alvin learns how to share.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Are We Family? by TyRocks15 reviews
Well don't worry, we'll get used to it." Jeanette optimistically answered "After all, now we're living it up Chipmunk style." The chipmunks and Chipettes are 13 and have to learn to live with each other when the Chipettes move in. Please Review and Read!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,770 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010
Spring break missing scene by munkedupjoe213 reviews
Missing scene in spring break. AlvinxBrittany.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
One sick Chipmunk by Scarlet Moons reviews
Alvin wakes up on Monday morning and doesn't feel well. He tells the others and they don't believe him and accuse him of lying. After passing out at school, the others find out he wasn't faking. What kind of sickness does Alvin have?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,500 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Spring Break by munkedupjoe213 reviews
Sequel to love? What is it? 2: First Date. It's spring, and the chipmunks are away in a vacation for two weeks. Mostly AxB, but may contain SxJ but lesser TxE. Sorry about that.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 169,623 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
It's All In Your Head, Alvin by mpkio2 reviews
When Alvin get's into an accident, he is quickly put to hospital and falls into a deep coma. He wakes up 10 years later to discover that everything has changed. Worst of all, Brittany is getting married...Just when he was about to tell her he loves her!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 353,532 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Never Auto Correct A Chipmunk by Munk19 reviews
We all know when the Chipmunks get a Facebook, they mean what they say. However, what would happen if they text each other; and the things they say is not what they really mean. I am talking about those damn auto corrects! Warning: Some Mature Content.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011
Through Our Eyes by Hillsy21 reviews
Being a chipmunk isn't all its cracked up to be. Join Dave as he learns this and more. There's love, laughter, anger and family fun. But be careful! There's always danger just around the corner! R&R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,625 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Dave S.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked by Awesomo3000 reviews
Dave, Claire, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes all go on a cruiseship to relax for the summer. But their vacation turns into an adventure when they all get stranded on an deserted tropical island, which turns out not to be as deserted as it seems when Alvin meets somebody from his past...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,092 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
As If Time Stood Still by Esmeia reviews
Alvin's life comes to a screeching halt when he contracts a rare and largely unknown disease. Too afraid to tell his loved ones, he keeps it hidden and decides to suffer alone. But he soon realizes that he is unable to leave her behind... CGI / Alvittany.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
The end of things: A Pokemon Rangers Fanfic by Rocko Wallaby reviews
Sometimes, when the thing you care for most dies, you're forced to go on anyway. Doesn't mean you enjoy it. You just have to accept it. But, sometimes life takes a turn you don't expect. That's the reason you go on living...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Typhlosion/Bakphoon, Quilava/Magmarashi - Complete
Meet the Illusionist by Renulpire reviews
It can be extremely difficult to go past prejudices and preconceived ideas. On the other hand, there are some individuals who will step on these evil rumors and go on to find something of an impressive magnificence. Enjoy! Lemon M/F Human/Zoroark
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Zoroark - Complete
Alvin: Under the Fur by camp lazlo1232 reviews
I Think the best way to describe this story, is with the TEATRICAL TRAILER! enter this in the youtube search. /watch?v mx3BMz3zv1g enjoy, and check out our songs while you're there if you want.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,704 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Driven by Love: Book 2: Winds of Desire by Akira Sieghart reviews
Ten years have passed and it seems as if everyone's new lives have buried the Carmines' memory. But when the monster escapes, those memories resurface. Now the Chipmunks and Chipettes are forced to relive their past... But can they beat him again?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
My Alvin x Brittany Rewrite of Chipwrecked Scenes by Jihn Xenil reviews
Most of us have seen Chipwrecked, so most of us have seen the lack of AlvxBritt Romance within it. I am here to fix this. In this story, I've rewrote scenes of Chipwrecked while adding my own to add that missing AxB romance! Enjoy! Adding more scenes!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
I Won't Let You Down by SawyerSeville19 reviews
While trying to rehearse for the International Music Awards, Alvin discovers Brittany is being very difficult at a certain spot and tries to get to the bottom of it. CGI Version! One-shot R&R please
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Chipmunk Chronicles by SPARK187 reviews
A story that evolved because of a bout of insomnia. The Chipmunks and Chipettes are in college. What will happen when a serial killer is loose on Campus and targeting The Chipettes? Rated M just in case.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,211 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
In Chipmunk Years by ktCatsbone reviews
The Chipettes decide eighteen is old enough. Each couples magical night and the aftermath. Alvin/Brittany Simon/Jeanette Theodore/Eleanor Rated for Romance and language in later chapters.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010
Leaving Trivialities by Kione Rynnilden reviews
To say that this Typhlosion likes her trainer would be a major understatement. Problem is, one person, or should I say Pokémon, doesn't exactly agree with her. F/Typhlosion x M/Human lemon oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Typhlosion/Bakphoon - Complete
Old Flame by Esmeia reviews
Alvin and Brittany are exploring their relationship. All is going well until an old friend from Alvin's past shows up and interferes. Set in the CGI universe. Alvittany, with some SxJ and TxE.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,715 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Let the thunder roll by ChocolateScentedTerror reviews
Kinda a re-make of my story, "When the thunder rolls" Brittany is scared of storms and Alvin conforts her. AlxBritt two-shot!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
What You Do To Me by Esmeia reviews
Alvin and Brittany are still rivals, even after a year and a half of living under the same roof. When will they finally learn that they make a better duo than enemies? Alvittany, request.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,201 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and The Chipmunks 2 and a half by Jake Miller reviews
After a drought kills off the entire chipmunk population leaving the chipmunks and the chipettes as the only living chipmunks the Government confiscates them to repopulate America... where could this adventure take them? Read and find out!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,883 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
My Own Chipwrecked Alvittany scenes by Awesomo3000 reviews
I thought there was hardly any romance between Alvin and Brittany in Chipwrecked, so I decided to write my own Alvittany scenes that SHOULD'VE been in the movie. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
alvin and the chipmunks 4 by AmySmileLee reviews
the munks/etettes are on a world tour and the chippets try to get closer to the munks some do, some fail, some dont work, but what happens when alvin looses his voice and then gets munknapped how will his familly especialy brittany cope with there loss?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,843 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Because you loved me by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
They had feelings for each other, but they feared to show it. They wanted each other, but they were scared to admit it. But the truth soon comes out when their love unintentionally gets expressed through the thing they do best - music. AxB CGI oneshot
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Afraid of falling in love with you by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
When Brittany was a little girl, Miss Miller would always tell her 'Dont be afraid to fall in love' but Brittany believes that love is nothing. But over the years, Brittany realizes that she may be falling for the boy she has known all her life. AxB
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 222,744 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
the game by pepperonyluverlol reviews
alvin likes brittany... and really wants to find out if she likes him to so he plans on playing a 'game' with everyone to get his way.. not very good at summarys so just read to find out.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
My Alvinatty Moment by XxLynChanxX reviews
Just something i came up with because of the lack of Alvinatty in Chipwrecked
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Pushing The Season by Drathon54 reviews
Spring is approaching and when Alvin takes an accidental peak at a certain Chipette, he decides to let his instincts take over and plan on how to claim his prize... Better than summary sounds! CGI Version 07, 09, 11 Characters...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Be mine? by MoonAndIce reviews
"They say dancing is just a conversation between two people" he said as they watched the ocean "So...wanna talk with me?" The Chipette smiled "Are you asking me for a dance?" "Well, I guess I owe you one." he chuckled before he spun her around.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Chipmunk Christmas oneshots: Mistletoe by Awesomo3000 reviews
The first of the Chipmunk/Chipette Christmas oneshots! It's Christmas Eve night and Alvin has forgotten to get Brittany a Christmas present! Can he think of something to make her happy this Christmas? CGI version. Sucky summary, BETTER STORY!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks: First snow by Devastator1775 reviews
The first snow. Fun outside. throwing snowballs, making snowmunks, having fun with your boyfriends and girlfriends. But what if something bad happens? Alvin/Brittany, mostly Simon/Jeanette, Theodore/Eleanor
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011
Her beautiful broken mind by infinity-PROKNIFER69 reviews
A Zangoose with a terrible past filled with fear, pain and blood, and a man who has given up on humanity meet in a very violent way. But what will become of them? Will there ever be a happy ending for them both, or will they live a life of pain and loss?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,401 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Zangoose - Complete
Misdemeanor by SassySunshine reviews
This is a random one-shot that popped into my head. You're going to have to read it to find out what happens! CGI AxB
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Brittany M., Alvin S. - Complete
Never Say Never by AbigailSeville24 reviews
Alvin and Brittany have another fight, but when he gets to an accident 6 years later can he make everything alright? And will what has happened over the past six years shake their relationship forever?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,261 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
The Maze by Kali101 reviews
Do you ever feel like your always running, but you always come across a dead end? Maybe you didn't try hard enough- no...you know you didn't...I didn't...and now I can't get out. CHAPTER 7 IS NOW UP! Thank-you! This is NOT an ALVINOR!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
The Squeakquel Alternate Ending by Jake Miller reviews
What would have happened if the Chipettes didn't sing for Ian when he threatened them? Lousy summary... better story. Rated K plus just to be safe.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,869 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Waves Of Love by Esmeia reviews
The Chipettes aren't exactly having a great time on their first vacation with Dave and the Chipmunks. Will something happen on the Carnival Dream to make them change their minds? AxB, SxJ, TxE Short story based on the trailer.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,881 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
AWOL by StarziesXP reviews
The Chipmunks, along with the Chipettes, end up in a Latin urban jungle after a mishap in a simple errand. They convienently meet 2 strange locals who agreed to lead them home. Easier said then done. The road home has a couple twists and turns...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
The First Nine Years by mrs.alvinseville reviews
Alvin and Brittany were still in high school when they learned they were going to be parents. Now with their twin sons, AJ and Aaron, here life is a challenge, but they enjoy every minute of it.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Jinxed by Blackwolf00 reviews
I hope he dies," I growled out making Jeanette and Eleanor gasp startled, " Brittany! Don't ever say that!" Jeanette cried her violet eyes wide in shock. " Fine then I hope he can't perform ever again," First story! Pleae R&R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Note by jessicaluvzchipmunks reviews
A one shot before I leave on vacation. Let me know what you think. It is just a quick simple story.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Best Thing I Never Had by NickiMinajandRihannaFan reviews
Alvin is going to a school dance and badly needs someone to teach him how to slow dance. A certain pink-clad Chipette is there to help. Fluffy Oneshot :3 AxB
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Does He Love Me? by jessicaluvzchipmunks reviews
Need a break from my series to do a normal story. Brittany starts to realize she has feelings for Alvin, but she fears Alvin may only see her as a friend and that she might destroy her friendship with him if she tell him.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,017 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Home by Hillsy21 reviews
This is a one-shot set 5 years after There's Nothing Like Family. Alvin Sr finally decides to find some proper closure. Could Brittany's secret be the key to finally getting over the past? There's only one way to find out! Read on. R&R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Valentine for the Chipettes by alvinfan209 reviews
It's Valentines day and the munks have special presents for the chipettes. What are they planning? Rated k plus just in case.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Bath Time Fun by Artistic Treecko reviews
Mama walked into the bathroom, completely exposed. From that moment Rikuu's thoughts of his mother changed his life and their relationship as mother and son forever. Rated M for Sex, Incest, Impregnation, and a small bit of Lactation.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Riolu, Lucario - Complete
Blind Observation Follow Up by Hillsy21 reviews
Look what I found in my Documents! Re-written and improved, this is the one-shot of Alvin and Brittany finally having a family together and all the hilarity that comes with it after all Alvin suffered through in the original story.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Love and Unity by YamiMarik1994 reviews
The best preparation for the league is sometimes...getting to know your own Pokemon better...much better. ZoroarkXTrainerXLucario, M/F/M oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Lucario, Zoroark - Complete
Spring Problems by Sunsetta reviews
Based few months after Squeakquel.Everything is okay, but problems comes with spring.Boys are acting strange,chipettes are having sisterly problems.But that's not the only problem in Seville households. Alvin and Brittany have a big problem too. R/R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
ABC's of Growing Up by MoonAndIce reviews
Just a short One-shot of growing up with letters. Just Alvin/Brittany stuff. A stands for apperances, B for Belief...P for promises..."Do you think I'm pretty?" Alvin blushed "Um...must I answer on this one?" Sucky summary, better story...R/R :
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
My Christmas Gift For You by MoonAndIce reviews
It's Christmas and everyone has already bought gifts and presents for others.Everyone except certain Chipmunk who again forgot.But this time it will be different. He feels guilt.Especially when his crush gave him one of the best gifts ever.What will he do
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
One Long Night by Hillsy21 reviews
Sometimes, Life can hit you with something you'd never expect. There's really not anything else to explain. Dave and Alvin bond through the same nightmare.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Dave S., Alvin S. - Complete
The Aura Rising Trilogy Book I: Revival by Gweniveve Skyes reviews
Sir Aaron's Lucario is revived by Arceus, to fulfill a mission that could mean the end of the world as he knew it. Of course, in order to fulfill his mission, he must take on two roles he never wanted to: Teacher and Human...Eventual Poke, CS, Cav
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,323 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Lucario, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Alvin And The Chipmunks 2: The Chipettes by mpkio2 reviews
Sequel to the 2007 live action CGI movie. Alvin and his brothers have learnt about "family" But this time, Alvin and his brothers learn something just as vauleable: friends. The Chipettes, Miss Miller, Ian Hawke's revenge...Do I need to say more? Rated T
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,389 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 4/22/2008
There's Nothing Like Family by Timothy.C reviews
Alvin has been keeping a secret for the most part of his life. When it finally comes to light, everyone's world is turned upside down and warped into something entirely new. Is it for the better or the worse? Well, there's only one way to find out.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,117 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
That's Life! by Alvin and Brittany Seville reviews
Based off the movies. Mostly about Alvin and Brittany. Not gonna spoil anything in the summary. My first chaptered story not sure of the real term so please don't be mean D: The final chapter is up!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
There For You by Esmeia reviews
After a confrontation with Alvin, Theodore's confidence is shot down. Simon tries his best to lift his spirits. Brotherly bonding, oneshot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Theodore S., Simon S. - Complete
The Aftermath by Hillsy21 reviews
A one-shot during the end of the first movie. How the Chipmunk's escape from the cat carrier and the conversation they had when they got home. Just a boredom filler really.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Alvin & Brittany: The Beginning by theodorefan100 reviews
This is a story I've been planning to do for ILuvTheChipmunks for a while now and have FINALLY gotten to write it. Hope you like it!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
A Night To Remember by MoonAndIce reviews
What happens when Alvin can't fall asleep and he sneaks out of house? And his biggest rival followed him? Will sparks fly between them? Or will they just made things even worse?Will they figure out that they love each other? Better than summary! CGI!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Brittany's Birthday Present by Alvin and Brittany Seville reviews
My first AlvinxBrittany one shot! Based on the movies! It's Brittany's birthday and Alvin doesn't know! What will he do when Brittany discovers he's forgotten? Read to find out!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Cartoonist by Hillsy21 reviews
A one-shot about a boring day that turns very interesting when the Bagdasarian's come to visit. Two cartoon portraits make the CGI character's ask the questions Chipmunk fans have been asking for fifty years. All in all, a light read and a bit of fun.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alvin S., Dave S. - Complete
I wish you were here by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
When Alvin leaves for a 6 month long tour, Brittany is left sad and lonely as she misses him more each day. But they will always love each other, no matter how far apart they are. But can she survive a lonely heart until he returns? AxB oneshot
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin's New Life by Fighter54 reviews
Alvin goes on a life journey that will have many twists and turns. Can he keep calm and do the right thing?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,415 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Alvin S. - Complete
Do I know You? Sequel: I'm Not Him by FleurTheFemunk reviews
Sequel to 'Do I know you' I know it has been a VERY VERY long time since I've mentioned this story, but I have just recently recieved it back from my favourite reader, Amon23. Thank you so much! PLEASE READ!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Blind Observation by Hillsy21 reviews
Alvin's life changed forever after a gas heater explosion. Though he temporarily couldn't see a thing, his life became a little more clearer as he got to experience the world in a whole new way. Through the good times and bad times, here's his story.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Phobia Attack by Hillsy21 reviews
Alvin and Brittany have been on each others backs for weeks. When a horrifying thunderstorm starts one night, what'll happen when they only have each other to hold on to?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Thanksgiving Blunder by Hillsy21 reviews
On Thanksgiving day, Theodore insisted on cooking the whole dinner by himself to impress Eleanor and 25 other guests. When something goes hilariously wrong though, it brings out the best...and worst of Alvin.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Theodore S., Alvin S. - Complete
All I want for Christmas is you by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Alvin and Brittany learn that all they really need for Christmas is each other. *A cute AxB Christmas oneshot to get us all ready for the holidays!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Reuniting our love by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Alvin & Brittany went their separate ways after their high school grad. But when they suddenly bump into each other 5 years later, they learn something that will change their lives in an unexpected way. But the question is: Are they still in love?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,182 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Macy's and Madison Square by mrs.alvinseville reviews
It's been years since Alvin and Brittany have seen each other. When they bump into each other in New York, Brittany learns there's another girl in Alvin's life and regrets losing touch. Is there still a spark between these two? Or will sparks fly?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
ZombieLand by FleurTheFemunk reviews
Columbus Simon and his new gang of zombie killing wanderers, Tallahassee Alvin Wichita Brittany and Little Rock Eleanor travel half way across the united states of America in search of a less contaminated area. better summary inside. Enjoy! :
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Simon S., Brittany M.
Getting to Know You by musicalreader reviews
Here is the Epliogue. the story is over, here's what happens afterwards. review if you want, in any event, i have had fun on this section, but am moving on to Danny Phantom. look for my first story sometime next Friday. i love you all and wish you luck...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,349 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Sexquel by theodorefan100 reviews
This is a story i posted on my sofurry account and decided to post it here as well. It's a sex story between Alvin and Brittany. Be warned as it contains adult material that may be considered offensive to some. Enjoy.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Unprecedented by VisionDominican reviews
We thought it was a miracle, a single unexplainable phenomena that could never happen again. But it did. And little did we know that this was much bigger than just 6 talking chipmunks.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010
What happens out of love by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Global superstars Alvin and Brittany are trying to keep their teenage parenthood away from the public by keeping their daughter, Melody, a secret. But what happens when their evil ex-manager Ian Hawke finds out and exposes their secret to the world?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
For The First Time by Kali101 reviews
Sometimes life takes over and we enter a dreadful state, one we fear we may never leave, but that's why we have each other...to keep close and always remember that "first time", so then we can stay strong and keep going..forever. AlvinXBrittany :D ENJOY!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Brittany's Diary by Amerila.X reviews
One month after the Squeakquel. Alvin discovers he has feelings for Brittany and he would do anything to figure out if she feels the same way. Even if it means reading her personal diary... First Fanfic x *On Hold*
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
A Birthday to Remember by TheDCStar reviews
It's Alvin's birthday, and it looks like Brittany has a big surprise in store for him. What could it be? Read and Review!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Pain, Pain, Go Away by SawyerSeville19 reviews
A traumatic thing has edged itself into the Chipmunks' lives. Instead of bringing his brothers closer, Alvin is pushing them away. Can Simon and Theodore manage to comfort Alvin without encasing him further into his shell? Please review. Brotherly Alvon
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Simon S., Alvin S. - Complete
Chipmunks Misadventure! by Pontiac56 reviews
An alternate ending to the Chipmunks Adventure. What if the Chimpunks and Chipettes hadn't made such a successful escape from the natives? Please note that this story was previously written by Vilsy however, she has given me permission to finish it.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,074 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
In Their Hearts by Akira Sieghart reviews
After a fight between the brothers during their senior year in high school, each had vowed never to speak to each other again. Ten years later, the three recieve the worst news they could've imagined and struggle to cooperate with each other again...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Do I know you? by FleurTheFemunk reviews
Chapter eight is up! Alvin has a huge surprise 4 Brittany at their graduation party at the Seville's that will change their lives forever. Do u know what it is? Read and find out! AlvinxBrittany
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,396 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Driven by Love: Book 1: Everyone Makes Mistakes by Akira Sieghart reviews
Alvin and Brittany are finally on good terms. However, over one mistake, the lives of the Sevilles and Millers are thrown completely upside down. As the clock is ticking, Alvin and Brittany find themselves racing to save each other before it's too late.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,728 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Home? by Akira Sieghart reviews
Set years after the Squeakquel. Everything seemed to be going well, but everything changes once Alvin gets a letter. Will he become a solo artist, or will he stay with his family? And will a fight with Brittany finally end everything they built together?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,543 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Writing assignment disaster? by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Brittany and Alvin are paired up together to write a report. Will they put their differences aside, or will everything be a disaster? R&R please!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Challenging a Relationship by Akira Sieghart reviews
A new life, calls for new challenges. Will the friendships and bonds formed between the Chipmunks and Chipettes be able to withstand them, or will they be shattered? Direct sequel to the Squeakquel! CGI version of the Chipmunks! *Currently on hold*
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2010
The way you make me feel by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
The Chipmunk's and the Chipettes life after the SQUEAKUEL. Mainly about Alvin and Brittany. He realizes that he has been a jerk to Brittany, and their relationship goes from there. R&R please! Thank you! Story is now complete!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,592 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Brittany and the Chipettes: The Squeakquel by Akira Sieghart reviews
We all know, every story has two sides. There's no exception in the Squeakquel, you've seen the Chipmunks' side, now see the Chipettes' side of the story. Sucky summary, much better than it sounds. WARNING! THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,907 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
The Power of Six by Alvin FireSage reviews
Summer is now on the edge for the Chipmunks and Chipettes, but after a accident with one of Simon’s machines, sends the six and a adventure they will never forget, first Alvin and the chipmunks fic, Please R&R: Chapter 10 is up and this story is FINISHED!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,428 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Still Competing After All These Years by pikachu master reviews
After a night of partying and a lifetime of trying to out-do one another, Brittany and Alvin near the peak of the rivalry crescendo.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Only You, and You Forever by BumperSticker reviews
Brittany just recently broke up with Alvin, no surprise there. She expects him to go back to normal, like always. But this time, something is seriously wrong with Alvin. Is he hiding something from Brittany? She has to find out! Pairings: Brit X Alvin
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Appreciation and the Bomb by B-MillerX reviews
Alvin's suddenly gone missing and the only things left of him are a CD containing a message and his red cap. Now, Brittany must find Alvin with the clues he's left in several places, to stop him from doing something he might regret. Alvin x Brittany.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Brotherly Love by Doll Girl reviews
When one of the chipmunks lies critically injured and on the brink of death due to saving his brother his family begs him not to let go. Can he hold on or will they have to say good-bye. Rating due to a hurt child.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Hidden feelings by goliath184 reviews
what happens when gadget almost dies? will it cause the rangers to distance themselves from each other? chipgadget with a little foxglovedale. will be upping the rating for later chapters.lemon warning.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
What's Past is Past by Aly Teima reviews
A sad story, about what happens to the Rangers when one of their own is gone. Mainly a story about the enduring power of friendship and love. Not for the fainthearted, however
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005
Justifying the Means by Pyxelle reviews
As Brittany and Alvin start a new life together, Simon becomes obsessed with finding a cure for Theodore - no matter how many moral lines he might have to cross. Sequel to "Neptune's Ocean"
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,675 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
Neptune's Ocean by Pyxelle reviews
Alvin blames himself when Theodore is involved in a terrible accident.How will he cope with the guilt, and how will the other two chipmunks survive the aftermath of the accident?Will Theodore himself survive(set during their junior year of HS(Complete)
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
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About FanFiction Author ChipmunksXChipettes reviews
Exactly what the title says. If your a fan of her, read this.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8/13/2012
Shadow Warrior reviews
Hidden Martial Arts skills, Painful Memories, and Amazing Secrets. Alvin Seville hasn't been entirely truthful with his family. What happens when they find out the truth? You'll have to read to find out. CGI Version!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,912 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Questions and answers reviews
Dave has questions about The Chipmunks he wants answers to! What are these questions you ask? Well you'll just have to read and find out! CGI Version! Rated T for language, and content.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,386 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alvin S. - Complete
Anger awakens Meaning reviews
Full summery on my profile. Cartoon version.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Anger awakens Meaning preview reviews
Just a preview of my next story.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Alvin S. - Complete
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