Author has written 6 stories for Victorious, and 13.
Hello. This is my fanfic. I'm new so I don't know much on ff so help is appreciated.! My story Is pretty popular! I love my reviews I love everyone who reviews!
I am currently co-writing with hollywoodx4 a victorious story!
Random Junk lol!
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Random Sarcastic Junk.
One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!
My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
i speak fluent sarcasm.
are yhu stoned
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-I do not deny everything.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway
Life's tough...Get a helmet
I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid
Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw
There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
lol i know really random
*YoU kNoW yOuR a DaNcEr WhEn...*
...Dance is life and the rest is just spare time. (definately)
...when you put on your pointe shoes to reach high places (don't have pointe shoes yet)
...your vocabulary includes bandaids, wedgies, sweat, determination, and guts!
...you use your swingset to practice your fouettes.
...you have fights with gymnasts about who works harder
...you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV. ...you have blisters on your feet for life.
...your friends are covering up their zits while you try to hide your ugly feet. (Believe me...my dance friends and I all have foot damage.)
...you use rosin more than soap.
...your pointe shoes are your babies.
...you sit in a straddle when on the floor...comfortably.
...you have more bandaids on your feet from dance than holes in swiss cheese!
...people mistake you for a rubber band. (Well, people tell me I have good flexibility)
...your body cracks loud enough to stop class but you don't hear it.
... instead of toes on your feet you can only see the blisters.
...pirouette and fouette are the two main words in your vocabulary.
...your feet have more blisters than toes.
...you pointe you toes even during sit ups. (I point my toes during everything and I can't even run when it's not on tiptoe)
...you dance down the hallway instead of walk. (Totally!)
...when you see christmas commercials on TV with Nutcracker music, you start to get nervous.
...you know most barres aren't in jails. (Yeah!)
..."Practice makes perfect" isn't just a saying, but a way of life. (I know!)
...all your friends are eating dinner while you are in class. (Yeah...except for my really good friends that are in class with me)
...you do plies and tondus while waiting in line. (ALL THE TIME!!!!!)
...Watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch
...you do grande jetes in the parking lot and down the streets.
...you can't remember a time when your feet were soft and uncallused. (OMG...definately)
...your parents work two jobs to pay for private lessons.
...you perform calmly before crowds yet suffer anxiety during school tests. (Sounds like me.)
...you are well coordinated in class but trip over your own feet walking (Exactly correct!)
...you have the ability to balance your body on five toes, yet cannot bend over to pick the clothes up off the floor of your room
...a new leotard makes you whole day (Yeah, that or a new pair of shoes or even just new stage makeup!)
...every hard floor is like a place for practicing. (That's why it's hard, isn't it????)
...you walk with your feet turned out unconciously
...you know the frog isnt an animal, but a stretch.
...you use every handrail you see for practicing your fouettes.
...you carry a bottle of nail polish around in your purse to stop those darn runs in your tights.
...your dad bought stock in BandAid.
...you actually sit up striaght in your chair at school.
...you hear classical music and you need to dance. (YEAH!!!)
...you actaully DREAM of wearing those heavy, expensive, netting-ridden tutus. (OMG, I can't wait for that!)
...you dont dance for a week, and even your brother notices.
...the top shelf in your closet is stuffed with your old leotards and dance shoes.
...your friends ask you to oversplit "just for fun!"
...you know more French than English.
...you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff.
...you have washboard abs from those 100 sit-ups before each class.
...Centerstage was the best movie EVER!
...you own 25 pairs of shoes...but 20 of them are for dance.
...you have bigger muscles than all the boys in school.
...everything you do has to do with dance.
...you promise to never stop dancing... like an energizer bunny that just keeps going. (Yes!)
...your calves look like softballs because they are so big.
...you cancel dates telling them you have dance. (Well, not dates, but I say I can't hang out with non-dance friends those days)
...you suddenly can't count past 8
...you can learn the dances to music videos like that (snaps fingers). (I pick stuff up so quickly...)
...you're disgusted when you see a picture of a dancer with pointe shoe ribbons tied up to her knees. (OMG...cringes)
...you say all kinds of dance terms (in french) in front of your non dancing friends and tell them it's a secret language. (I almost did a couple times...)
...all the things you get for Christmas relate to dance.
...When you spell "point" you always mess up and spell it "pointe"
...When those ballerina Barbies irritate you because they aren't turned out and can't bend their arms! (YEAH! They do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
...When you are walking you count your steps, but only go up to 8 and start all over again.
...Your kitchen floor has marks all over it from tap shoes, and pointe shoes. (Well, not pointe shoes yet, but tap shoes)
...Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8
...You laugh at a non-dancer when they say their feet hurt. (As mean as it sounds, I think it's abnormal for someone to complain about hurting feet unless it's really hurt, or they're doing ballet)
...You never leave home with out your hair spray and bobby pins.
...You have less toe nails than anybody you know.
... you can talk about ballet all day long to people that dont care. (Yeah!)
...you stand en pointe in your shoes when talking to friends.
...your friends say they went shoe shopping and you ask them if they got a hard or medium shank.
...pirouette and fouette are the two main words in your vocabulary.
...you pointe you toes during pull-ups for gym class.
...you know more French words than anything else.
...When you can't sit still when you hear music. (Totally!)
...You lecture your friends when they draw pictures of ballerinas with pointe shoe ribbons tied up to their knees.
...you bend over to pick up something and your leg shoots up to a 180* angle.
...You don't mind when people tell you your feet stink.
...You get disgusted when you see cheerleaders because they never pointe their toes. (Yeah...I do)
...Glitter is imbedded in you skin for life.
...All the boys at school are afraid of you cuz you can kick so high.
...instead of calling rooms "rooms" you call them "studios"
...When you go to get your hair cut you tell them to leave it long enough to be able to put it in a bun. (Yup!)
...You consider tights a fashion accessory.
...at the start of the new school year, the first pictures in your locker are the ones from dance camp
...you miss more school for performances than your do for being sick (Well, I haven't had to yet, but as I get better, I will)
...you can rattle off the name of every pointe shoe brand in the dance store
...when you refer to half time of a football game as "intermission"
...You don't have to paint your toe nails...They are already blue.
...You hair has a permanent line in it from wearing it in a pony tail.
...You don't mind when people tell you your feet stink.
...All your friends make fun of you cuz you always either stand in B+ or 5th position.
...You dye your hair just because it will look better on stage.
...You don't think it is wierd when a boy wears tights. (If they're dancing, then no)
...You have memorized every color tights of they sell at the local dancewear store.
...Every song that come on on the radio you know a combo to.
...You noticed every mistake made on any dance movie or TV show. (Yes!!!!!!)
...You have ever fallen asleep in the splits.
...You have ever said "200 sit-ups no prob."
Goals For FanFiction Authors:
1. Get 100 reviews for a story (in my dreams)
2. Get over 100+ alerts and favorites in author stats (I'm not even halfway there!)
3. Get 500 reviews for a story (Never gonna happen)
4. Get 800 reviews for a story (No, and I'm not expecting it, either)
5. Have at least 5 stories c2-ed (I have 1 C2 and I'm thankful for it too!)
6. Get 1000 reviews for a story (I seriously wish...)
7. Get an offer to make banners for a story (No IDK how people make those either!)
8. Get an offer to make a youtube trailer for a story (or youtube series) (OMG I would LOVE that! Doubt it'll ever happen, though)
9. Complete a co-write (I'm doing one with xoxoemmett)
10. Have someone say that your story is their favorite FanFic of all time. (Complete:)
11. Write about a paring that isn't your specialty (Well, I have minor pairings in stories that I'm not good at writing, but IDT that counts...)
12. Help another author (Well, I get help haha tho It probably doesnt count)
13. Update on time (Sometimes...I plan on starting soon though!)
14. Love your stories (Some of them I love, not all, though)
15. Have 2000 reviews for a story (I would be in severe shock if this ever happened to me, so hope it doesn't or else I might stop updating cuz I'll be in the hospital recovering...LOL and I will probably cry inconspisiously)
16. Have 200+ on all author stats (Sadly, no)
17. Write at least 5 one-shots (No...I deleted all mine.)
18. Write a sequel to at least two or three stories (I am going to once I have a good story up: )
19. Reply to your reviews (Yup, I do that all the time)
20. Keep writing no matter what (Well, now one story's on hiatus, but I'm not planning to totally quit it)
I'm a big fun girl!
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