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Well, i mostly read stories about Naruto, but sometimes i like to read other fanfics. As you see from my name, i like to review ( dont ask why, im pretty effed up ).

I dont think i ll ever write a story.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Taken off konohaninmiharuchan's profile:

- If you are a SasuSaku fan, just freakin' take a look. -

1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – Angry. I would go to Japan, find Kishi and threaten him to undo it.

2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – He better...

3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – HE WILL, DAMN IT!! *cough* sorry...If Sakura should end up with someone else i guess it would be Naruto.

4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – I'd start screaming at the top of my lungs, on the balcony and in my pjs.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... (he got pwned v_v)
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In any order) and answer the questions!

1. Naruto
2. Sakura
3.Ino
4.Tsunade
5. Tayuya
6. Kakashi
7. Tenten
8. Neji
9. Anko
10.Shikamaru
11.Gaara
12.Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, i dont really like yaoi.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Really hot

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Euh...Hiashi wont like it

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, usually KakaAnko fics..

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

N-O, NO!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five n ten .

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She'd never look at them the same way again.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

When Shikamaru said Ino was troublesome, he never expected to fall in love with her.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yes, unfortunately.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Mutual hate.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I don't wanna think about it...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?

I don't have friends...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

EWWWW...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

troublesome

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

bring me to lifeevanescence

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: NARUTO GETS RAPED!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

they both have beautiful hair

20) How emo is Seven?

not that emo

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Banished by klauslove reviews
One year after Elena was turned, Bonnie has been lost to black magic. To prove her new strength she banishes Rebekah and Caroline to a time long ago. Klaus will do anything to bring them home even if that means going back himself. The girls search for the originals in the past for help but will they believe such a wild tale even with a girl identical to their sister?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,274 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
Rescue Me by hootowl reviews
"Because they're going to arrest me for earthbending." And they did, but things didn't go according to plan. In fact, failure had never even crossed her mind. A capture!fic...of sorts. Muahahaha! Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,084 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Zuko, Katara]
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Snubbed by rattan reviews
L Lawliet loves no one, and no one loves him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2012 - L, Misa A. - Complete
I can still do this by significationary reviews
What if Peeta fell while they ran to the Cornucopia? Katniss has to figure out how to live without her better half, and discovers nobody's who she thought they were - including herself. Cato/Katniss friendship, eventual Kato love
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,510 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
we'll shine like royalty by jonsnows reviews
But they're both just pieces in this larger game, and when she looks up at him with her shiny eyes, bathed in the contours of the moonlight, he hates himself for not being able to be more than that. —slightly au zukoyue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Yue, Zuko - Complete
Scarface by whatwecallfate reviews
It might be the good half of his face that isn't burned. Zuko is pretty handsome once you take away that scar. Ty Lee, Zuko. ZuTy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Ty Lee, Zuko - Complete
Breathe by confused-Luna reviews
Eleven. It haunted his dreams and taunted his waking hours. She beat him. She beat every Career. And so she was destined to win. And he was destined to die. He just didn't know it.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
In Search Of Eden by dolphingirl0113 reviews
AU In the Great Revolution, the demon Naraku turned the world upside down; murdering King Inutaisho and casting his sons into slavery. For seven years Inuyasha has fought for his freedom, and now his life rests in the hands of one brave human girl...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,923 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Hey Daddy by N.V.9 reviews
My Daddy's a traveler. He's been to every place all over the world but one... home. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Turn by KnifeEdge reviews
While on a semester abroad in England, Sarah stumbles on a reference to a name she hasn't heard in years. Was her adventure nothing more than a dream? Or are things more than what they seem? J/S, one shot
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Miscommunication by Desenchanter reviews
Inuyasha's not a 'one-girl' type of guy, so he leaps at the chance to get any pretty woman's number. Too bad he couldn't read his latest conquest's so he ended up texting a secluded author facing her worst enemy—writers block. *NEW*Holiday Epilogue added!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,602 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Drunk Dial by startraveller776 reviews
Five times Sarah drunk-called Jareth. One time he sobered her up. SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - M. Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
The Devil's Angel by WatashiNoTenshi07 reviews
A normal night out with the girls: flashing bar lights, blaring music, alcoholic drinks and drunk best friends. Who knew a perfectly normal Friday night would lead her to meet a mysterious winged creature, unconscious and injured, lying across the road?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,620 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
When She Puts Bowie On by startraveller776 reviews
Sarah has music for every mood. But when she puts Bowie on, I know she's thinking of him. A Toby perspective on SARETH.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Old by Dragenruler reviews
Nothing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You and Me by CrashCourse777 reviews
When Misa goes to visit the grave of a certain detective, she reunites with an unlikely person. Forever just got a lot more interesting. Oneshot. Cute and different.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Misa A., L - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pregnant by xRaianx reviews
Sequel to 'Happy'. I couldn't wait to put this up, so I started it. As the title states, Sasuke and Sakura will have to deal with family, school, and the coming of a baby.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 95,101 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Asterisk by scuttlesworth reviews
Astor's perspective on the new guy in her mom's life. Comments very welcome.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Astor B. - Complete
Why Rita Lets Him Stay by scuttlesworth reviews
Why Rita sticks with Dex. Rated T for references. Reviews very welcome. :
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Rita B. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Burnt Toast by Xmarksthespot reviews
Live life without regrets. If you know they're leaving you, hold onto them, and you must not let them go - that is what she believed. "Sakura-chan...you can hold onto him, but this time, you have to let him go." SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spellcasters and Familiars by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
Things just keeps getting complicated for me, Sakura Haruno, the Freak, Looser Extraordinaire, and oh, did I mention now a D-Level Spell Caster? I just want to be NORMAL for crying out loud! SasuSaku later on. Edited Chap 1, 2
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Truth Lies in Reality by Desenchanter reviews
He taught her three vital lessons as her grasp slipped away, the importance of the truth, the power of a lie, and the misery reality is always stained in. Twisted-Canon. One-shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete
And He was Pleased by Omentum reviews
/SasuSaku - Dark/It took Uchiha Sasuke exactly three minutes and two seconds to fall completely in love with Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Friendship and Firecrackers by Robe a la Anglaise reviews
One night at the Western Air Temple, Zuko and Sokka have a conversation about girls, friendship, and life and discover they might just be able to get along. Sokka & Zuko friendship, Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Rainy Day by I Am Magical reviews
10 years to the day, Naruto has been dead. Mentions of SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Valentines Day by Fuyumi-chan reviews
She've been waiting for him to say those three sweet words but when he said it, it was too late. ONE-SHOT. Don't judge the story by it's summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tears of Remembrance by DeLiCiOuSlY.HyPeR reviews
Misa's final thoughts on Raito. Contains some spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Allegro Allergies by The Seventh L reviews
They did not seem to match at all, but yet . . . The unlikely love story of an idol and a recluse. L/Misa.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Misa A., L - Complete
ego you by Ghoster.Z reviews
Of course she wouldn't forget him, of course she still loved him. “Didn’t she tell you? She’s marrying the Hyuga boy.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stare by Fuyumi-chan reviews
Sasuke stared into Sakura’s eyes. Sakura stared into Sasuke’s eyes. Neither looked away. Until ...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lessons of Love by KeiChanz reviews
Kagome takes a stroll through the park one night after work and encounters a young girl. Shouldn't she be in school with the rest of the children her age? The two instantly bond, but bonding with her father is going to take a little more extra time. InuKa
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,013 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Just a Game by wolf08 reviews
Objective: Keep a steady relationship with a girl for 3 weeks. Failure's Consequence: Fangirls uncovering his secret weakness. Prosperity's Prize: Freedom. Possible Side-Effect: Falling in love... Is the dare the truth?//sasusaku//video trailer available
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,741 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Puzzle Piece by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“No, that’s not it. If one piece doesn’t fit in a puzzle, you don’t trash the entire puzzle, you trash the piece. After all, it’s not the puzzle that’s incorrect...” LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Troubles of Cellphones by Tobi'sgoodgirllovesSasuSaku reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are home alone and trying to get busy, but like anything there's a snag. Who knew cellphones could be so gosh darn annoying at times like this? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
catharsis by BlackElement7 reviews
Of emotions and weaknesses and not needing our precious people. Because Sakura doesn't care anymore. notreallySasuSaku, Sakuracentric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Betrayal by Erendhyl reviews
Faced with an impossible mission, Sakura must now decide where her loyalties lie. She can obey Danzou’s orders, and kill Uchiha Sasuke. Or knowingly betray her village to save her heart. The clock is ticking. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dad by Icybun34 reviews
I started out originally writing this as a way 2 get 2 my dad but when my friend was reading this, she was like change the fifth line and its pratically Sasuke's anger 2wards his father. But can be used in everyday life. Second chapter is Sasuke's version
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Never Quite Happy by incensedance reviews
A very short oneshot that I wrote. Young Naruto refuses to cry...slight angst
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ninja Game by incensedance reviews
What would happen if the two completely different worlds met? Kakashi and Minato-sensei are assigned an S-class mission to take down a missing-nin in a strange country called ‘Las Vegas’. But they aren’t the only ones searching… NarutoxCSI Complete
Crossover - CSI & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Fade by ilysia reviews
Already, in this Narnia that is not Narnia, Susan is beginning to fade.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Kind of Cute by Lady of the Muses reviews
A short moment when Bulma's view of Vegeta changes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Precocious by Blu Rose reviews
A mother and her son: When Mikoto looks at her boy Itachi, she no longer sees the boy he should be. "Itachi, baby, this isn't you. Where are you?" R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kings and Queens by asteriskjam reviews
When Konoha’s Kunoichi Preparatory and Shinobi Academy merge, the four commanding ‘monarchs’ of either school struggle for reign, spectacularly clash, and inexplicably find the enemy attractive. -SasuSaku- -NaruHina- -ShikaIno- -NejiTen-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Antigone by BlackElement7 reviews
Because in the end, it is the women who are strong. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Dynamism by keem reviews
First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,858 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Lets play doctor by nejissakurablossom reviews
Drop your pants." "Your one horny woman, your not getting laid are you?" "I dont like you right now." "Feelings mutual." Sasuke and Sakura at the hospital. Fluff. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Graduation Day by BlackElement7 reviews
As always, a shinobi must look underneath the underneath: even if it's simply the speech given to every graduating class at the Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Buried Pink Hair by doryfishie reviews
Mikoto had always wanted a daughter. So, standing on top of a table at the festival she decides to pick one out. "Alright Sasuke-kun! I want you to marry that little girl with the pink hair over there!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Childhood Hell by BlackElement7 reviews
He takes a tentative step into this world that she calls her mind. Sakuracentric, Kakashi's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Across the Moonlight by Florencia7 reviews
"Sail away with me." He says it in a tone of voice that leaves her no choice. Her consent is the only acceptable answer, while her refusal, she knows, would remove him from her life forever." A story. Post AWE. J E
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Nameless by labyrinths reviews
Elizabeth struggles to define the relationship she has with Jack Sparrow. J/E. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Not a Love Letter by labyrinths reviews
Jack writes a letter to Elizabeth. J/E. AU
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Hey, Teme by Erendhyl reviews
Hey, Teme. It's been a year now since you died. I just want you to know... I miss you. Sasuke and Naruto, BEST FRIENDS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Annoying by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
Because daddy is his idol, and Sasuke really wants to be like him. SasuSaku, FugakuMikoto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Welcome to Hell by Scattered Logic reviews
Better to reign in hell, than serve in heav'n."
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Invisible by BlackElement7 reviews
She's invisible to him. Onesided SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Shallow by ThePranksterQueens reviews
But, god, I've seen him with shirt off, and let me tell you, it was HOT. Sakura on why she likes Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stolen Childhoods by BlackElement7 reviews
Of childhoods and orphans and avengers and little girls and above all, of those who are alone. Kakashi reflects on his team.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
My Fair Lady by precarious mind reviews
[ONESHOT][AU] But she is not crying, the other two finally realize. She is laughing, hard and irrevocably insane. [London Bridge is falling down...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kawarimi by asteriskjam reviews
They were long, slow nights and she was dying underneath the mask. [SasuSaku] [onesided SasuKarin] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Loving All Three of 'Em by Azn and Amazing reviews
She's a rock star with a secret identity. He's a rock star with a secret identity. what happens when they meet each other three times in a row! In school, in concert, and on the internet. [SasuSaku]main others as well. R&R PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,865 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
The Death of Uchiha Sasuke by Zuzeca reviews
While awaiting his execution, Sasuke thinks on the past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Home Underground by trallgorda reviews
Evey stays in the Shadow Gallery with the nutty vigilante known as V. What will happen?
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006
Memento by Blu Rose reviews
[1000 Paper Birds sequal, One shot SasuSaku, NaruSaku]People like to keep things to remember fond memories. Uchiha Sasuke is no different. Except all his memories aren't happy ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Shadow and the Soul by She's a Star reviews
She likes the sense of not quite knowing whether she will win. JackElizabeth. DMC Spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Alone by Taluliaka reviews
The mask tips forward slowly and regards her. As always, Evey fancies she can see a glimmer of light in those dark slits, but she decieves herself. EV
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Beast by Ikustioa reviews
A modern take on an old French fairy tale: Kagome's dad repays some supernatural hospitality the wrong way, and...you know the rest. Or do you?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 386,219 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004
Legend of the Labyrinth by Chris-San reviews
Inuyasha has spent ten years of his life alone, in darkness, known only as the feared manbeast that stalks labyrinth under the Cretin castle. Now Kagome has convinced him to leave the labyrinth and come with her in search of her family...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,831 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Knowledge by Kilerkki reviews
Of all the things Sakumo taught Kakashi, this is the lesson he remembers most. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Destino by LunaChick82 reviews
Kagome has lived her entire life in a small town without ever having to speak more than two words to the notorious Inu Yasha, the town rebel. Then, one night, their paths cross...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,232 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Correction by Resmiranda reviews
[SessRin] Reset, record, rewind. You can always get it right next time. [Dark] [one-shot]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Wild Card by randomsomeone reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Learning To Let Go by icefyre reviews
AU fic. Kagome is moving away from home for the first time in her life. Inuyasha is a half-demon slave on the verge of giving up hope. This is their story - a story about love, sacrifice, and growing up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,384 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 12/8/2002
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 10990 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
The Measure of a Hanyou by Cataluna reviews
Kagome would do anything to keep herself from flunking Life Art, even enlist the help of a certain hanyou...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Bottled Genius by Torenza reviews
[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,344 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Feminine Wiles by grandlarseny reviews
Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Synthetic Emotions by Saro reviews
discontinued AU. Kagome reactivates a youkai that's been in storage for 50 years, only to find that it's hard to define life when machines can think and feel. Scifi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,513 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
One Small Step by Saro reviews
Inuyasha watches the moonlanding and thinks of Kagome. One Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Complete
28 Days by Torenza reviews
Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,065 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete