Author has written 18 stories for Prince of Persia, Nikita, Teen Wolf, Sons of Anarchy, Hunger Games, A song of Ice and Fire, Kite Runner, Debt, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Bourne series, Arrow, and Once Upon a Time.
18, loves the ocean, dyslexic, runs for fun, needs more sleep, christian, sounds much cooler on the internet
Books n' Movies n' TV: The Harry Potter series, I, Claudius, Percy Jackson series, To Kill a Mocking Bird, My side of the Mountain, Pride and Prejudice, The Diary of Ann Frank, Number the Stars, The Screwtape Letters, Jane Eyre, Merlin, BBC Sherlock, The Good Wife, Justified, The Vampire Diaries,Nikita, Once Upon a Time, Person of Interest, Up, The Rabbit Proof Fence, Xmen First Class, Avengers, Expendables 2, The Dark Knight Rises- In Nolan I trust.
I also have a enjoy/hate relationship the Hunger Games and GRRM's A Song of Ice and Fire series. Love the characters and plot arcs, but then everyone dies an I am subsequently depressed for an inordinate amount of time after. It sucks. Royally.
So yeah. PM me if you want to ramble or fangurl over stuff: I am totally game.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
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