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Author has written 6 stories for Holes, Giver, Hannah Montana, Phil Of The Future, Suite Life series, and Phineas and Ferb.

Qwizbo here. Forget about the boring real life details you were hoping for, here's some story details instead...

RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT TIME, WRONG TIMELINE - for Holes. Discontinued after three chapters due to me deciding that it was awful, and also because I hadn't read Holes in a long time. What I had: a boy named Glen gets sent to Camp Green Lake and brings a time machine with him, and takes the D-Tenters back to the Old West. What I planned: they have wacky misadventures, change history, come back to the present, realize they've changed history, and try to fix everything. Yeah, totally cliche - and with something of a Stu of a protagonist to boot.

ROSEMARY'S SECRET - for The Giver. Discontinued after one chapter due to me deciding that it was awful, and also because I hadn't read The Giver in a long time (sound familiar?). What I had: Rosemary meets a boy named Duncan, who's a scientist. He spills something on her. That's really it. What I planned: The two slowly fall in love. The thing he spills on her was a special serum that could basically give someone superpowers. They hatch a plan to give her the serum by switching it with the release serum, with a coverup planned should things go wrong. And what do you know, things go wrong, Rosemary dies, and Duncan kills himself. So sort of like Romeo and Juliet, except with an OC love interest and a psychotic conspiracy.

DIVIDED WE FALL - for Hannah Montana. Discontinued after two chapters due to me deciding that it was awful and that Hannah Montana was awful. What I had: Miley has a mental disorder which causes the whole Hannah thing, so she gets locked up with a loner/time traveller and a basketball star/serial killer in a sinister hospital run by a completely demented doctor. Oh, and Jackson gets married and moves to Chile. What I planned: The whole thing is a government conspiracy. Jackson's fiancee and the loner/time-traveller are both spies trying to blow the whole thing open. Miley finds out abouth this and has to stop the doctor from carrying out his extremely vague evil agenda. Yes, it's ridiculous and demented, but hey, it could almost be an episode. (ba-dum-CHING!)

DEAR PIM - for Phil of the Future. Intentional oneshot. Actually proud of this one and would like more people to read it, so I won't spoil it too much. The basic premise: On the way to pick up Curtis, the time machine has a catastrophic failure, and all the Diffys are displaced in time. Pim, trapped around the turn of the 22nd century, connives to reunite herself with her family. I have seriously considered writing more oneshots in the same universe as it, but I'll probably never get around to it.

THE RETURN OF ZARIA - for The Suite Life on Deck. Discontinued after two chapters due to me deciding that it was awful and that Suite Life was... well, okay, maybe not awful, but definitely not as good as I used to think it was. What I had: The boat returns to South America. Cody, being famous as an archaeologist, does a talk show appearance. Bailey and London uncover a plot to steal the crown of Zaria. Cody meets a girl named Lea and the seeds of a love triangle are formed. What I planned: The Lea/Cody/Bailey love triangle reaches a boiling point. Meanwhile, the SS Tipton gang makes every effort they can to identify the thieves. As it turns out, Lea is one of the thieves, but she sort of repents and joins the main characters' side. Also as it turns out, Zaria can only possess female hosts. So they turn Lea into a mole and let the thieves take the crown, allowing Zaria to possess Lea and wreak havoc on the thieves. Cody chooses Bailey. In short, kind of a chaotic and cheesy love story/crime thriller that makes no sense at all.

SPY STORY - for Phineas and Ferb. Currently in progress. Being written as a direct response to the realization that everything I'd written before (with the exception of Dear Pim) was awful. It's about spies and spying. I am not going to spoil a damn thing, because I fully intend on finishing it eventually. So there.

As far as future plans go, I have a planned Phineas and Ferb fanfic (tentative title: TURNING POINT) and a planned Toy Story fanfic (tentative title: ACTRESS/COWGIRL). The only hints you're getting as to what they're about are from the tentative titles. However, I am not willing to make any promises that these fanfics will get written - only that I have plans for them, know what they're going to be about, and would most likely write them if I had infinite free time. I also have plans for another Holes fanfic (tentative title: JESUS AND THE VAMPIRE), but seeing as how it's been a long time since I've actually read the book, I'd definitely prefer to reread it before starting. Suffice to say, whenever something absolutely itches to be written, I'll write it.

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A Rising Flame by DJ Dynamite reviews
Taking place 20 years after The Incredibles, a young girl super must overcome her fear of her own powers in time to help save Metroville from total destruction.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 250,386 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Quote Of The Day by EpicThoth3's reviews
We all have our own personal motto. A favorite quote. Some wise words. A laugh-out-loud one-liner. One of the above. What happens when you take those words and sentences and apply them to Phineas and Ferb? Find out in Quote of the Day, where I do just that, and write different one-shots for each quote you amazing readers suggest! Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013
Doof's (Evil) Phinbella Story by bilaterus reviews
Yes, you read that correctly. It is I, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, with a Phinbella story that will be the key to my Tri-State domination! Rated K plus for extremely evil content! ...I know you're curious. You WANNA read my story. Click it. Why are you still reading the description when you can just click it? C'mon, please? Click it. Cliiiiick it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,635 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Isabella, Phineas, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Where is Hannah Montana by John Chubb reviews
In a plane crash Hannah Montana, and her friend Lola Luftnagle have dissapeared. Where have they gone? And more importantly WHO has her? xover with Doctor Who EPILOGUE POSTED-STORY COMPLETE
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 298,750 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/16/2006
Nothing Short of Insanity by The QAS reviews
What do you get when you add a green-haired child prodigy, a semi-evil scientist, a secret agent platypus, and little bit of magic? Complete and utter chaos!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ferb
Time Travails: Redux by Owennumber1fan reviews
When an incident with a magic spell and a ancient Mayan medallion results in three Doofenshmirtz's meeting, it'll take three times the Phineas & Ferb to stop their plan to rule all of time & space! Newly rewritten and updated. Multiple Phineas/Isabella
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Temperary Monster Hunters by puppy-anime-luvr reviews
My first crossover :D This story is about Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Candace, and Stacey visiting Linda's brother-in-law, Manly Dan, in Gravity Falls. I own NOTHING but the plot. ADOPTED BY NinjaTurtleGal !
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012
The Town That Time Forgot by missakat reviews
The town abandoned and left to fall to ruin, subject of many a horror story. Wendy returns to Gravity Falls, in order to pay respects to those long since passed.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Wendy, Mabel P. - Complete
Profile Update by Sage of Mudora reviews
Carl the Intern wears a lot of hats at the OWCA. Naturally some responsibilities are a bit more fun than others. The tedious and sometimes disgusting job of maintaining surveillance on the DEI Building is brightened by one hilarious chore: keeping tabs on updates to Strudelcutie4427's online dating profile.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Carl, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Rhode Island Fletcher and the Pizzazium Skull by karly05 reviews
Famed explorer Rhode Island Fletcher is summoned to Paris by the mysterious Agent V. What adventure awaits him? Inspired by the "Temple of Juatchadoon" episode.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Suzette by IzzieGS reviews
This is a story about the least known Phineas and Ferb character. Yeah, it's short. Sorry! Enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
The Dork Knight by I am the Poptart reviews
The Batman has returned once again to protect the citizens of Danville from the rising dangers that have been hitting them lately. The issue? His name isn't Bruce. It's Albert.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Albert
A Brand New Reality by Eldunari Liduen reviews
When Professor Z finally breaks out of jail, he has a new plan to make all other cars respect him and his fellow Lemons! But his plans go slightly awry... Set post- Cars 2 and post- AT2D. No plans on continuing this [as of 5/29/13]. Sorry.
Crossover - Cars & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Finn M., Phineas
Caught on Film by Qoheleth reviews
Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,607 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006 - OC - Complete
The Vampoife Dood Who Lifed by Riddell Lee reviews
A Mary Sue has infiltrated the world of Harry Potter and decided to combine it with Twilight. Four unwilling and snarky readers of the story are drawn into the brave new world of magic, sparkles, and interactive narrators.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,813 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Edward
The Sanest Ones Here by sunsetofdoom reviews
... Are the inmates! Jeremy Johnson is a new doctor at the Danville Mental Rehabilitation Center; where he goes on fun and terrifying adventures with the some of the best people he's ever known. Too bad they're the patients.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011
Wrong Number by The Fat Lantern reviews
Clark Kent walks into the wrong phonebooth.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Audrey Lynne reviews
Sequel to "Beauty and the Geek and Beyond," though you needn't read that one first. Drama abounds for the Flynn-Fletchers, starting with the return of Candace and Phineas' biological father. Deserves the T rating. Chapter 13 now up.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Linda, Candace
Even More Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Number1PixarFan reviews
20 years after the Wayside books ended, Mrs. Jewels's students are adults. They have jobs, relationships, even children of their own! But have they really changed? No, not at all! Rated for language and suggestive situations.
Wayside School series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009
Beauty and the Geek and Beyond by Audrey Lynne reviews
The story of how the Flynn and Fletcher families came to be, then came together. Backstory galore! Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,260 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Linda, Lawence - Complete
The Exorcism of Bailey Pickett by Lady Emily reviews
What if the spirit of Princess Zaria had not left Bailey's body at the end of "Can You Dig It?"? The gang comes together to find a way to free her, and, you guessed it: exorcisms ensue. COMPLETE!
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bailey P., Cody M. - Complete
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Time Travelling Bones by littlemissbttffan reviews
Doc Brown finds a body on his way to work one morning... Booth and Brennan are called in to find out what happened! Doc and Marty try to find out who did it themselves but get caught by Booth and Brennan and find some mind blowing things out! Please Read!
Crossover - Back to the Future & Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
Two Brothers and a Pop Tart by Lodylodylody reviews
It's summer and the twins are off the ship and back in Boston. But when a celebrity guest appears on London's web show, events unfurl that could change the Martin family forever...and possibly end the career of a teenage pop star.
Crossover - Suite Life series & Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,789 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Cody M., Mikayla - Complete
I AM A Super Star? by Fleeting Eternity reviews
The question on everyone's mind: Why was Doofenshmirtz skating in his underwear? Episode: Tip of the Day. Well, he didn't lose a bet, he was chasing a dream; which just happened to intermix with trashing Love Handel's popularity. End chapter finished!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Decouverte by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Remember that boat on the Seine when Skinner was chasing Remy? Alfredo and Colette take a romantic cruise a year later, and hear the tale of the Flying Rat.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2009
Not to Talk by Qwwerty reviews
If anybody was ever intelligent enough to ask me that unspoken question, I’d tell them the answer, simply because I’ve spent enough time thinking about the answer that sharing it with someone else is worth opening my mouth for.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009
Maddie of the Future by James Doyle reviews
Phil of the Future crossover. One of Arwin's inventions places Maddie in a state of suspended animation. Can she adjust to life in the 22nd century with the help of Tipton manager Phil Diffy?
Crossover - Phil Of The Future & Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,164 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Down With Big Brother! by bttf4444 reviews
Marty, Jennifer, Doc, and Clara help some citizens from Orwell's universe conquer Big Brother. BTTF:1984 Crossover. Finished now! To be continued in 'Let Freedom Ring'.
Crossover - Back to the Future & 1984 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time Phantom: The DeLorean Chronicles by Chaltab reviews
The future is bleak when an evil plot by Vlad Plasmius spells doom for everyone. Now it's up to Marty McFly and Danny Phantom to save the future from Vlad Plasmius and his evil amulet. Will they succeed or will Vlad dance on their graves? BTTF Crossover.
Crossover - Back to the Future & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Danny F. - Complete
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Spy Story reviews
In which Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Doofenshmirtz, and everyone else's lives become intertwined with international espionage cases. And people try to kill each other. And there's... you know what? I give up on the summary. It's called "Spy Story". What do you expect it to be about? Llamas?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
The Return of Zaria reviews
On a return stip to South America so Cody can appear on a talk show, the group uncovers a plot to steal the Crown of Zaria. Meanwhile, Cody gets caught in a love triangle. But there's a lot more to it than just that...
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Cody M., Bailey P.
Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Timeline reviews
Everyone at Camp Green Lake knew Glen Schindler was different. But no one would have guessed his time machine actually worked. Rated T just to be safe.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010
Dear Pim reviews
After the time machine malfunctions again, the Diffy family is scattered in different eras. This is Pim's story. Oneshot.
Phil Of The Future - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Pim T., Lloyd D. - Complete
Divided We Fall reviews
Miley discovers she has a rare form of MPD, and has to move to Indianapolis for treatment. There, she makes new friends... and learns some dark secrets. Read and review please!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Rosemary's Secret reviews
Who knew love could hurt this bad? Who knew love could hurt at all, even? Rosemary/OC
Giver - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010