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Author has written 46 stories for Portal, Half-Life, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Radio Dramas, Little Monsters, Stanley Parable, Misc. Plays/Musicals, BioShock, Home Alone, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Back to the Future, and Hunger Games.
Sort of a profile-like introduction:
Birth date: April 30, 1996
Languages I speak/am learning: Lithuanian (native), English (September 2004), Russian (September 2007), French (April 2013), German (July 2014)
Fandoms in order of joining: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (July 2005), Portal (December 2008), Homestuck (May 2010), Invader Zim (September 2011), The Hunger Games (June 2012), Axis Powers Hetalia (September 2012), Fluent in 3 Months (March 2013), Welcome to Night Vale (September 2013), The Stanley Parable (February 2014), Kerbal Space Program (May 2014)
Pairings I am more interested in: Currently none
Double-sided friendship with: irenicPie / luemsqiowes / Auraunul, Insane Guy of DOOM / Sue Mary / Mar(r)issaTheWriter
Former relationships: (too many to list)
Single-sided fan of: (no one in particular)
You can copy and paste this and re-write this to your own accord, but be sure to note that I made this myself.
Categories and statuses of my stories:
(I have deleted any notes saying "ongoing"/"on hiatus" because there is no particular way I can say I am working on one or the other fanfic.)
1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time arc
General information: Follows the adventures of "Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller"" (read: alternate!Chell) throughout space and time. Diverges from the ending of Portal / beginning of Portal 2.
1.1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time
1.2. Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two
1.3. The Inevitable Sunset
1.5. Several fics written as interdimensionalPortaller herself
2. Other Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise fics
General information: A shared universe in which Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time is set, and then there are some other fics. Most likely done with forever.
2.1. Half-Life 2 Episode Three: The Combine Trolling Continues (an eventually jossed alternate plot)
2.2. Portal: Prelude Convention
2.3. Caroline-on-the-Roof (can be seen as a P:t4M fic, but can also be seen as separate from it)
2.4. Official Fanfiction University: Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition (think one of the countless fan versions of misscam's story)
2.5. The Credits Song
2.6. Her Name is Gladys Rattmann
3. Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange
General information: A bunch of people give each other prompts for Portal fanfics, then write them out. Released September 1st, 2012, even though the actual release date was postponed by the organizer.
3.1. Reanimating the Dead, Maybe
3.2. The Former Glory Restored
4. The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics
General information: There was an incident with patients and horrible fanfic writers, and now I must take it upon myself to, well, revive Rose/Kanaya fanfics. Read: I take what's wrong with me, exaggerate it and have Rose be in place of me, because, like, tests compare me to her.
4.1. Portal: Stay Inside
4.2. Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien
5. Post-SCrash Session series and other trollfics
General information: A trollfic series set in the universe of ITS MY LIFE! I originally wrote much worse-spelled stories that were only on Google Docs, but then I changed my mind.
5.3. Post-SCrash Session
5.4.(yes, it's a real document)
5.5. Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens
5.6. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host
6. Return to the Chocolate Factory
General information: Notice how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in the fandom list above somehow got in years before any other fandom and then was forgotten? Sometime in 2013 I happened to remember it, and it inspired all subsequent fanfics by me.
6.1. Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer
6.2. Calliope and the Final Update
6.3. Caliborn's Stories 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
6.4. Just Before the Anthology (aka Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2)
6.5. Cornelia and the Chewing Gum Diva
6.6. Everything Wrong With: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
7. Calliope's Update Girl
General information: Gets a separate category because it already has become so damn long and there is a very big chance (I'm not giving the precise number) I might develop this into a shared universe.
7.1. Stage 1: Together at Last
7.2. Stage 2: Acts of an Unscrupulous Puppetmaster
7.3. Loading Screen 1: Scattered yet United
7.4. Stage 3: Painful yet Consistent Progression
7.5. Stage 4: So You're Karkat Vantas
7.6. Stage 5: Her Imperious Condescension
7.?. The Homestuck Character Support Group
8. Other fics (pre-2013)
General information: Everything else I'm writing that's fan fiction. They do not form a continuity, but all of my fanfics like to reference each other in twisted ways. Divided into pre-2013 and post-2013 because in 2013 I decided to take a hiatus from fanfics and I feel that works before then and after then don't share a spirit.
8.1. The Co-op Bots
8.2. Division of Doom
8.3. A Horrible Freak of Nature
8.4. The Anvilicious Leaders
8.5. District 14
9. Other fics (post-2013)
9.1. Chronicles of Minebent
9.2. Bright yet Dark
9.3. Night Vale watches the Eurovision
9.4. Caliborn's Stories 2: The Portal Series
9.5. Caliborn's Stories 3: The Half-Life Series
9.6. Caliborn's Stories 4: Little Monsters
9.7. Caliborn's Stories 5: The Stanley Parable
9.8. The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending
9.9. Caliborn's Stories 6: Madagaskaras
9.11. Inception of a Masterpiece
9.12. Caliborn's Stories 9: BioShock Infinite
General information: Simple as that: writing together with others. Knowing me, it won't happen very often.
10.1. Chapter 8 ("An Offer in Paris") of
11. Upcoming fics/incomplete drafts
General information: Everything else I'm planning on writing that's fan fiction.
11.1. Living Someone Else's Life (Spectators of the Host rewritten from Violet's perspective) (draft of three chapters)
General information: Everything else I'm writing that relates to fan fiction and/or my fandoms, but isn't fan fiction itself, and hence isn't published here. I'm generally a busy
12.2.(I might end up categorizing it together with Bright yet Dark)
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