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Joined 04-11-10, id: 2323369, Profile Updated: 06-26-15
Author has written 50 stories for Portal, Half-Life, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Radio Dramas, Little Monsters, Stanley Parable, Misc. Plays/Musicals, BioShock, Home Alone, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Back to the Future, Steven Universe, and Hunger Games.

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Nickname: ASBusinessMagnet

Gender: Male-to-female transgender (i.e. a girl)

Birth date: April 30, 1996

Languages I speak/am learning: Lithuanian (native), English (September 2004), Russian (September 2007), French (April 2013), German (July 2014), Esperanto (May 2015)

Fandoms in order of joining: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (July 2005), Portal (December 2008), Homestuck (May 2010), Invader Zim (September 2011), The Hunger Games (June 2012), Axis Powers Hetalia (September 2012), Fluent in 3 Months (March 2013), Welcome to Night Vale (September 2013), The Stanley Parable (February 2014), Kerbal Space Program (May 2014), Steven Universe (June 2015)

Pairings I am more interested in: Currently none

Double-sided friendship with: irenicPie / luemsqiowes / Auraunul, Insane Guy of DOOM / Sue Mary / Mar(r)issaTheWriter, MeAndMyReflection / crawavesse

Former relationships: (too many to list)

Single-sided fan of: (no one in particular)

You can copy and paste this and re-write this to your own accord, but be sure to note that I made this myself.


Categories and statuses of my stories:

Information on categories overall: The division of fics into categories is actually a lot more complicated than that, as fics tend to be inspired with and interconnected with each other, and a better representation of how everything is related is more like this.

1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time arc

General information: Follows the adventures of "Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller"" (read: alternate!Chell) throughout space and time. Diverges from the ending of Portal / beginning of Portal 2.

1.1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time

1.2. Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two

1.3. The Inevitable Sunset

1.4. A Holiday Name Here Carol

1.5. Several fics written as interdimensionalPortaller herself

2. Other Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise fics

General information: A shared universe in which Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time is set, and then there are some other fics. Most likely done with forever.

2.1. Half-Life 2 Episode Three: The Combine Trolling Continues (an eventually jossed alternate plot)

2.2. Portal: Prelude Convention

2.3. Caroline-on-the-Roof (can be seen as a P:t4M fic, but can also be seen as separate from it)

2.4. Official Fanfiction University: Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition (think one of the countless fan versions of misscam's story)

2.5. The Credits Song

2.6. Her Name is Gladys Rattmann

3. Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange

General information: A bunch of people give each other prompts for Portal fanfics, then write them out. Released September 1st, 2012, even though the actual release date was postponed by the organizer.

3.1. Reanimating the Dead, Maybe

3.2. The Former Glory Restored

4. The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics

General information: There was an incident with patients and horrible fanfic writers, and now I must take it upon myself to, well, revive Rose/Kanaya fanfics. Read: I take what's wrong with me, exaggerate it and have Rose be in place of me, because, like, tests compare me to her.

4.1. Portal: Stay Inside

4.2. Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien

5. Post-SCrash Session series and other trollfics

General information: A trollfic series set in the universe of ITS MY LIFE! I originally wrote much worse-spelled stories that were only on Google Docs, but then I changed my mind.

5.1. Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition

5.2. That one Rose/Kanaya fanfic that you will find strangely familiar

5.3. Post-SCrash Session

5.4. Enchiridion Marrissa (yes, it's a real document)

5.5. Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens

5.6. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host

5.7. Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History

5.8. MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology

5.9. Marissa Roberts: The Girl Behind The Stories

5.10. Post-SCrash Session 4: Parody of a Parade

5.11. Marrissaverse Stories 2015

5.12. Other trollfic-esque (but not necessarily Marrissa) stories:

5.12.1. Wonka's Paradise City

5.12.2. The stainly Parable

6. Return to the Chocolate Factory

General information: Notice how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in the fandom list above somehow got in years before any other fandom and then was forgotten? Sometime in 2013 I happened to remember it, and it inspired all subsequent fanfics by me.

6.1. Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer

6.2. Calliope and the Final Update

6.3. Caliborn's Stories 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

6.4. Just Before the Anthology (aka Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2)

6.5. Cornelia and the Chewing Gum Diva

6.6. Everything Wrong With: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

6.7. Violet and the Partner in Crime to Literature

7. Calliope's Update Girl

General information: Gets a separate category because it already has become so damn long and there is a very big chance (I'm not giving the precise number) I might develop this into a shared universe.

7.1. Calliope's Update Girl - Book One

7.1.1. Stage 1: Together at Last

7.1.2. Stage 2: Acts of an Unscrupulous Puppetmaster

7.1.3. Loading Screen 1: Scattered yet United

7.1.4. Stage 3: Painful yet Consistent Progression

7.1.5. Stage 4: So You're Karkat Vantas

7.1.6. Stage 5: Her Imperious Condescension

7.1.7. Stage 6: Stupid Important Things

7.2. The Homestuck Character Support Group (Volume 2)

8. Caliborn's Stories

General information: A spinoff of Calliope's Update Girl, in which Caliborn decides to take on more literary works than just Homestuck/"Homosuck".

8.1. Caliborn's Stories 2: The Portal Series

8.2. Caliborn's Stories 3: The Half-Life Series

8.3. Caliborn's Stories 4: Little Monsters

8.4. Caliborn's Stories 5: The Stanley Parable

8.5. Caliborn's Stories 6: Madagaskaras

8.6. Caliborn's Stories 7: Minebent (included with Chronicles of Minebent)

8.7. Caliborn's Stories 8: Kerbal Space Program

8.8. Caliborn's Stories 9: BioShock

8.9. Caliborn's Stories 10: Homoloner [Home Alone]

8.10. Caliborn's Stories 11: Five Nights at Freddy's

8.11. Caliborn's Stories 12: Back to the Future

9. Eurovision fics

General information: I write stories parodying the Eurovision Song Contest, every year since 2014. It's a sore topic, since Lithuania will probably never win the contest.

9.1. Night Vale watches the Eurovision [2014]

9.2. Fandomvision Song Contest [2015]

10. Other fics (pre-2013)

General information: Everything else I'm writing that's fan fiction. They do not form a continuity, but all of my fanfics like to reference each other in twisted ways. Divided into pre-2013 and post-2013 because in 2013 I decided to take a hiatus from (serious) fanfics and I feel that works before then and after then don't share a spirit.

10.1. The Co-op Bots

10.2. Division of Doom

10.3. A Horrible Freak of Nature

10.4. The Anvilicious Leaders

10.5. District 14

11. Other fics (post-2013)

11.1. Chronicles of Minebent

11.2. Bright yet Dark

11.3. The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending

11.4. Inception of a Masterpiece

11.5. The First Communication

11.6. Whispers through the Wall

11.7. Back to the Past: The Jennifer Parker Story

12. Collaborations

General information: Simple as that: writing together with others. Knowing me, it won't happen very often.

12.1. Chapter 8 ("An Offer in Paris") of Prospit Nights

13. Upcoming fics/incomplete drafts

General information: Everything else I'm planning on writing that's fan fiction.

13.1. Living Someone Else's Life (Spectators of the Host rewritten from Violet's perspective)

13.2. Something to do with Steven Universe

14. Non-fics

General information: Everything else I'm writing that relates to fan fiction and/or my fandoms, but isn't fan fiction itself, and hence isn't published here. I'm generally a busy guy girl when it comes to creativity and fandoms. Guess I didn't call myself "Business Magnet" for nothing. (Though, I'm increasingly starting to doubt the "Aperture Science" part.)

14.1. My Lithuanian translation of Homestuck

14.2. Sburb Fanventure Do's and Don'ts (I might end up categorizing it together with Bright yet Dark)

14.3. Hitler Space Program


You are welcome to ask me to add anything that you think is suitable here. However, no copy-pastes, no questionnaires and no OC descriptions.

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Sole Survivor by UnKnownSalvation reviews
Steven had always been a happy and optimistic child but when the only thing he had to a mentor, a sister, and a mother all disappear from his life, how will Steven handle being the last Gem to protect the Earth? Maybe with Connie, Lion and Greg helping, he just might find a way.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,714 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Steven U., Connie] Greg U. - Complete
Steven's Crystal Gems by yugiohfan163 reviews
A series of oneshots featuring Steven and a different crystal gem. Will involve kissing and cuddling, but no lemons.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 6/21 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Learning and Sburbing by stacy-ampora-strider-ampora reviews
my name is stacia and it is my first day on sburb. i will meet every character and soon everything will not be what it seems
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 32,871 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Dave S., Eridan A., Sollux C., OC
Quantum Matrimony by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
The Luteces decide to take narcissism to its ultimate conclusion.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27 - [Robert L., Rosalind L.] - Complete
Forgive me by Nickim010 reviews
While fighting a gem, Garnet becomes undone and the worst thing possible happens...
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18 - Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
Homestuck by AWESOME.COOKIE reviews
Short fic about the 4/14/15 update. John and what eternity is. trigger warning? idk
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19 - John E.
Rainy Days Homestuck: Depressed Jade X Karkat by serendipitousAkrabh reviews
The once enthusiastic, now not so happy, Jade Harley, experiences the ups and downs of being a teenager, but the ups are rare and the downs are becoming deeper and deeper each day. Who could possibly save her from this rut? Possibly the most unexpected of people will step up and help her get back onto her feet again, so they can make their journey through together.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/15
Body Swap by CarryOnMyWaywardFeels reviews
So everyone swaps bodies because Sollux accidentally ate mind honey. That's it. Rate and Review
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/10/2014 - John E., Rose L., Karkat V., Sollux C.
Ghostly Trickster by techGen reviews
He was dead. Dead and still he lingers. Alone with nobody to hear him, John Egbert faces the pain of being a ghost. But in time, he'll find that he's able to be heard.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14 - John E., Dave S.
A1: The Alpha Trolls' Session by grandvizier527 reviews
This is the story of 12 trolls much like the ones we have come to know and love/hate, but unique in so many different ways. This is the Sgrub session that started it all. Featuring an egotistical thief, a cloudy-minded seer, a broken-minded boy, and the slavery of a girl. This is A1.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 116,689 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Kankri V., Meenah P., Mituna C., Damara M.
Calliope's Afterlife Support Group by Erimea-KnightofDoom reviews
After everything that happened in [S] GAME OVER, some characters seriously need a break. And maybe mild therapy? Callie and Jade do their best to help.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Jade H., Jake E., Jane C., Calliope - Complete
Terezi's New Faygo by sarrenwakk reviews
Terezi drinks a new Faygo she has never tasted before, only to find she is alergic to it, and her body is filling up somehow with the sugary substance. Karkat appears, and helps her the only way he thinks he can- by sucking the juice out of her. (Not technically finished, may be edited later.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Prankster's Gambit by Daneel's Soul reviews
Post-game John tries to prank Rose again, and finds surprising a Seer of Light to be more difficult than he would like.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2014 - John E., Rose L. - Complete
Showtime by Kage Koutetsu Yume reviews
John teaches Vriska how to play piano.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2014 - John E., Vriska S. - Complete
Never Fuck with The Dolorosa by DaveSpriteIrony
It'snot very often that you say No to your mom, because we all know shit goes down when you do. Well, except for me. i had to learn that the hard way
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2014 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Dolorosa - Complete
Awake, Awake by spockandawe
An examination of the life and times of Alpha Rose Lalonde.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Rose L., Dave S., The Condesce - Complete
Stories from Cecil's World by fictionslayer reviews
Welcome to Night Vale, short Cecilos stories from Cecil's perspective. (I am adding new stories regularly and they seem to be getting longer.)
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
The Interview by Turrislucidus reviews
A slightly alternate universe story in which Terence returns from his travels, (Terence? Who the heck is Terence? ...oh right, he's the boy dressed as the pirate in the Halloween flash-back) Willy Wonka retrieves an undiscovered Golden Ticket, and Charlie Bucket meets a Chocolatier. The delight is in the details— let the angst begin!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,761 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Memory Loss by JellyBeanFanatic reviews
AU. A Homestuck character loses their memory, and their friends try to help them to remember. This story contains JohnxVriska and some DavexJade. I'm sorry if the characters seem ooc, this is my first fanfiction.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2013 - John E., Dave S., Jade H., Vriska S.
The Winner by Sacred Dust reviews
Instead of Violet getting turned into a blueberry, it was her mother...and Violet isn't happy about it. Now she's more determined than ever to outlast the other kids and turn the tables on a certain eccentric chocolatier. (COMPLETE!)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Violet Beauregarde, Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
ExperimentStuck by CleverCatchphrase reviews
Your DNA is 51% animal. You are more animal than human, therefore you are not human. Because you are not human you are not entitled to the same rights and privileges as them, nor are they required to treat you like one.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,379 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Jade H.
How I Got Saved by Bri Nara reviews
Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
The Next Step by Turrislucidus reviews
In which Charlie Bucket contemplates a Chocolate Factory, while Mr. Willy Wonka contemplates its future and a contest. Based on the book and 2005 movie. Prequel to 'The Interview'. Please enjoy!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The John Freeman Saga, Vol I: At the Top of Lungs by H. M. Lee reviews
Read Squirrelking's Half Life: Full Life Consequences like never before.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
April Fool's Day by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
While drifting through space, Wheatley decides to play an April Fool's prank on the Space Core. Things do not go as planned.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Not Suicidal, Just Schizophrenic by Topaz18 reviews
Doug Rattman is being held in a mental center. He has to show his intelligence to get released. Really short One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - D. Rattmann - Complete
Partners In Crime by NicktheDragon reviews
ZimXGaz. Gaz hates humans, just can't stand them anymore. Zim is missing from skool, making Dib more annoying than usual. What will happen? Set in future in high skool .
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
That Came Out Wrong by PotterPhantomKitten reviews
With Internet access, GLaDOS and Caroline learn about the Portal games. Unfortunately, they also learn just how some phrases can be taken the wrong way. Inspired by an interview. Discussion and implications of pairings, especially CaraDOS. No pairings.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2011 - GLaDOS, Caroline - Complete
Freedom by CBLillias reviews
After the events of Portal 2, Chell tries to figure out what to do next. Mild Chell/GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Same Will Never Happen to You by Chloe Kompton reviews
Old age is the one thing GLaDOS can't cure, but there is one thing she can do about it, no matter how much Chell protests. And then once everything's gone wrong, Black Mesa enters the picture to make it go a little worse.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Human Nature by Supreme.Empress.DragonGirl reviews
A story in which random things happen involving everyone at the Enrichment Center. Also everyone is human for some reason.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
A Day Off by ok no reviews
In which Wheatley comes back via convenient back up files, turns GLaDOS - and in the process himself - human, puts a corrupt-in-a-bad-way AI in charge of the facility, and generally messes things up. So much for apologizing. Wheatley/GLaDOS on hiatus
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2011
Breaking the Loop by Tora Marikama reviews
What if you did get your cake at the end of the game? It would open up a whole new can of worms. AU and ocs.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
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Lion 3: Straight to Trollfic reviews
Steven finds something peculiar in Lion's mane. He didn't know Rose Quartz was a writer, let alone a terrible one at that.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/25
The Homestuck Character Support Group (Volume 2) reviews
They knew that Act 1 was just the beginning. However, before they could read more of Homestuck, they were already in a swirling spiral of events, including fan stories, aliens, and at least some indication that what they were reading wasn't supposed to be fiction at all. It thus became a quest for something only known as "Sgrub 2.0". Sequel to Calliope's Update Girl - Book One.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 12/1/2014
Violet and the Partner in Crime to Literature reviews
After years of being trapped inside, Insane Guy of DOOM finally escapes Wonka's factory and continues to rescue the Business Magnet. But perhaps he (she?) doesn't need to be rescued at all. Sequel to Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 6/13 - Violet Beauregarde, OC
Everything Wrong With: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reviews
Cinema Sins reviews Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the 2005 one). Spoilers! (DUH)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Complete
Wonka's Paradise City reviews
Because you have not experienced Charlie and the Chocolate Factory until you have read it as the original trollfic.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 3/13 - [Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka] Grandpa Joe Bucket
The stainly Parable reviews
The Narrator always told the story of a man named Stanley. This time, however, he finds himself forced to tell the story of a man named stainly. It does not go well for anyone.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 12: Back to the Future reviews
The Back to the Future movies, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26 - Marty McFly, Jenniffer Parker, Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown, Clara Clayton Brown - Complete
Back to the Past: The Jennifer Parker Story
On the night of Temporal Experiment #1, Doc Brown finds that Marty McFly is unavailable, and therefore gets his girlfriend Jennifer. Inadvertently, though, he ends up bringing her to the year 2015. Now she must resolve to find a way to get back home while continuing to discover how times have changed. AU.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,256 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/21 - Jenniffer Parker, Marty McFly, Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown
Whispers through the Wall reviews
Rosalind Lutece realizes her lifelong dream of spending time on innovations of physics. In addition, she ends up finding her true love through these innovations. "Sequel" to The First Communication, but if you know the plot of BioShock Infinite, you should be able to figure out what's going on.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/18 - [Rosalind L., Robert L.] Z. Comstock
Calliope's Update Girl - Book One reviews
Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 91 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Caliborn, Karkat V.] Calliope, John E. - Complete
The First Communication reviews
While working on her own breakthrough in quantum mechanics, Rosalind Lutece notices that someone has been trying to get in touch with her via the invention. Oneshot.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/4 - [Rosalind L., Robert L.] - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 11: Five Nights at Freddy's reviews
Five Nights at Freddy's, including the sequel game, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1
Caliborn's Stories 9: BioShock reviews
The BioShock games (1, 2 and Infinite), including the Burial at Sea DLCs, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Booker D., Elizabeth, Robert L., Rosalind L. - Complete
Bright yet Dark reviews
A story based on the published art of Flashlight Girl from an early version of Hiveswap, but otherwise having little relation to the game. Follow Kate Parker and her three friends as they set off to explore a completely unknown world and strive to develop a deeper relationship, as they finally break away from the wonderful yet horrible future.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014
Caliborn's Stories 10: Homoloner
Home Alone, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Home Alone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Kevin M., Harry, Marv, Marley - Complete
Just Before the Anthology reviews
MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology is nearing completion, but the whole project has been halting due to one co-author getting progressively worse. As such, the other co-author comes to help, but he doesn't know what the journey will entail. Formerly known as Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Violet Beauregarde, OC
Inception of a Masterpiece
Andrew Hussie is thinking about what will become of MSPA after Problem Sleuth. The solution comes through one of the most unexpected places: a 12 year old fan who messages him on a chat client that no one uses. AU, has significant differences from the "real" story.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - John E. - Complete
Calliope and the Final Update reviews
Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Caliborn, Calliope - Complete
Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer reviews
The Business Magnet one day wakes up and suddenly is spun into the twisted world of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and also as no one else but his childhood crush, Violet Beauregarde. How will it turn out for him? Alternatively: The story of a guy blinded by roleplay.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Violet Beauregarde, OC - Complete
Cornelia and the Chewing Gum Diva reviews
Violet Beauregarde has found one out of five Golden Tickets issued by Willy Wonka. However, she refuses to keep the ticket, instead giving it to her sworn rival Cornelia Prinzmetel. As with all of my CatCF stories, based on the 2005 movie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Violet Beauregarde
Chronicles of Minebent
In the beginning, there was an untouched land. Then, three cities sprouted from it, one by one. Then, shit started happening. Welcome to Minebent. (A short story collection based on the roleplay server)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Squarewave, Caliborn
Caliborn's Stories 6: Madagaskaras
The Lithuanian play Madagaskaras, directed by Rimas Tuminas and written by Marius Ivaškevičius, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending reviews
We've all seen the Confusion Ending schedule and thought; "What if everything had gone according to the plan?" Here's the resulting narration, as well as notes in case anyone wants to make it into a playable experience.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 5: The Stanley Parable reviews
The Stanley Parable, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 4: Little Monsters
Little Monsters, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Little Monsters - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 2: The Portal Series reviews
The Portal games, including the Peer Review and Perpetual Testing Initiative DLCs and two fanmade mods, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Cave Johnson, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reviews
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, including the sequel novel, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 3: The Half-Life Series reviews
The Half-Life games, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Alyx V., G-Man, Gordon F., Nihilanth - Complete
Night Vale watches the Eurovision reviews
Just a short fan episode I ended up spontaneously writing after someone mentioned the Eurovision on Tumblr. It's that time of the year again, when the song output from Europe rises dramatically, and Night Vale, caught in the middle of the show, reports on it. Also, news from Desert Bluffs, the results of the mayoral election, and traffic.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Post SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host
Sequel to Post-SCrash Session. Janet, Jack, Roxa and Dick are now at the Capitol, but are they the only ones trying to piece the truth? And what happened to the Earth anyway?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,690 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Dirk S., Jane C., Latula P., Aranea S. - Complete
Post SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens
Another one of these faux-Marrissa stories with half-corrected English spelling and grammar. This time you get to follow Meanie Pixies, figure out how Janet Roberts really came to be and follow twelve characters in a romance drama action of seven solar sweeps.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,753 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Kankri V., Aranea S., Meenah P., Damara M. - Complete
Post SCrash Session reviews
WHAT IF: MarissaTheWriter wrote Homestuck Act 6? Also what if she had at least tried to learn proper English. Follow Janet Roberts, a descendant of the ever-Sueish Marissa Roberts, and her three friends as they hopefully play a game of Sburb Alpha.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Jane C., Meenah P. - Complete
The Anvilicious Leaders reviews
Through circumstances, the Irkens and the trolls, because of their near-brainwashing leaders, achieve a state of universal conquest. Through more circumstances, they are directed against each other. Irken/troll swap.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Almighty Tallest Spork, The Condesce
The Former Glory Restored
Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange: "In an AU where all the cores and robots are human office workers and GLaDOS is their boss, there is some love triangle-ing going on." See inside for full prompt.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 893 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - GLaDOS, Adventure Core
Reanimating the Dead, Maybe reviews
Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange: Chell inexplicably dies while testing with GLaDOS, and the near-omnipotent A.I. has to do something about it. See inside for full prompt.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien reviews
AU. Even what could be singled out as a worst place for education ever and the difference between species can't separate true lovers. Part of The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Portal: Stay Inside
Everyone they knew were dead, and even the Skaias shut themselves off as a response. However, when they come to their senses they realize there's still hope. Part of The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M.
District 14 reviews
Aperture Laboratories join Panem as District 14, and as with any other District, two test subjects are forced into the Games every year. Any and all. Including people everyone from Aperture Science knows.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Chell, Other tributes
Division of Doom reviews
Zim lands on an alternate retro-future Earth. Dib doesn't take kindly to it. AU, alternate history.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Zim, Dib
Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: A relatively short ficlet reposted from Archive of Our Own, chronologically taking place between Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time and The Inevitable Sunset.
Crossover - Portal & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Chell - Complete
A Horrible Freak of Nature reviews
Dib and Gaz are dead at the Professor's hands, and he decides to do a slightly fun experiment with their genes. Note the extreme nerdiness in the first chapter, so it's free to be skipped if you don't really want to read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Dib, Gaz
Official Fanfiction University: Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: While the ATIC is trying to teach some people something that is virtually unteachable, the twenty S***b players gather for an ultimate meetup. Warning: Includes insulting parodies and serious injuries.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Her Name is Gladys Rattmann
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: And this is her story in the Combine-ruled world. AU, but only in the sense of a complete date mess up and trying to guess what happens in Half-Life 2: Episode Three.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Published: 3/9/2012
The Co op Bots
ATLAS/P-body fic: What precisely causes the two robots to do what they do? A journey inside the robots' surroundings and ultimately their minds, following them from the first test to Peer Review.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,126 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - ATLAS, P-body
The Credits Song reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: After the events of Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time, Aperture Science Business Magnet/Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller" duet sings a song from an alternate universe.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
The Inevitable Sunset reviews
Portal / real life crossover: The Business Magnet has forgotten how to write fanfiction, and needs to learn. Meanwhile, the enemies he would like to forget take over his fantasy world, completely remake it, and all the cake reappears.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
Caroline on the Roof reviews
Oneshot, Portal fanfic with plot resembling Astrid Lindgren's Karlsson-on-the-Roof. We get to see how the idea for Aperture Science came about.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Cave Johnson, Caroline - Complete
Portal: Prelude Convention reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: The greatest minds of Aperture Science of all times come together in an event that will change Aperture's history forever. The rest of the chapters will be a bunch of AUs.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011
Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: Portal 2 follows the continuing adventures of Chell Johnson, a 23 year old senior test subject at the Aperture Science complex. Here she discovers how stupid this whole system is and attempts to escape the facilities.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
Half Life 2 Episode Three: The Combine Trolling Continues reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: As the Combine are slowly taking over the last locations of the Resistance such as the White Forest and the Borealis, something big must be done. But it will not pass just fine as the two unrelated heroes keep disturbing Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010