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Joined 04-11-10, id: 2323369, Profile Updated: 03-23-14
Author has written 34 stories for Portal, Half-Life, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Radio Dramas, Little Monsters, Stanley Parable, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Hunger Games.

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Nickname: ASBusinessMagnet

Gender: Male

Birth date: April 30, 1996

Languages I speak/am learning: Lithuanian (native), English (September 2004), Russian (September 2007), French (April 2013), Esperanto (March 2014)

Fandoms in order of joining: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (July 2005), Portal (December 2008), Homestuck (May 2010), Invader Zim (September 2011), The Hunger Games (June 2012), Axis Powers Hetalia (September 2012), Fluent in 3 Months (March 2013), Welcome to Night Vale (September 2013), The Stanley Parable (February 2014)

Pairings I am more interested in: Currently none

Double-sided friendship with: irenicPie / luemsqiowes / Auraunul, Insane Guy of DOOM / Mar(r)issaTheWriter

Single-sided fan of: No one in particular

You can copy and paste this and re-write this to your own accord, but be sure to note that I made this myself.


Categories and statuses of my stories:

(I have deleted any notes saying "ongoing"/"on hiatus" because there is no particular way I can say I am working on one or the other fanfic.)

1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time arc

General information: Follows the adventures of "Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller"" (read: alternate!Chell) throughout space and time. Diverges from the ending of Portal / beginning of Portal 2.

1.1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time

1.2. Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two

1.3. The Inevitable Sunset

1.4. A Holiday Name Here Carol

1.5. Several fics written as interdimensionalPortaller herself

2. Other Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise fics

General information: A shared universe in which Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time is set, and then there are some other fics. Most likely done with forever.

2.1. Half-Life 2 Episode Three: The Combine Trolling Continues (an eventually jossed alternate plot)

2.2. Portal: Prelude Convention

2.3. Caroline-on-the-Roof (can be seen as a P:t4M fic, but can also be seen as separate from it)

2.4. Official Fanfiction University: Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition (think one of the countless fan versions of misscam's story)

2.5. The Credits Song

2.6. Her Name is Gladys Rattmann

3. Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange

General information: A bunch of people give each other prompts for Portal fanfics, then write them out. Released September 1st, even though the actual release date was postponed by the organizer.

3.1. Reanimating the Dead, Maybe

3.2. The Former Glory Restored

4. The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics

General information: There was an incident with patients and horrible fanfic writers, and now I must take it upon myself to, well, revive Rose/Kanaya fanfics. Read: I take what's wrong with me, exaggerate it and have Rose be in place of me, because, like, tests compare me to her.

4.1. Portal: Stay Inside

4.2. Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien

5. Post-SCrash Session series and other trollfics

General information: A trollfic series set in the universe of ITS MY LIFE! I originally wrote much worse-spelled stories that were only on Google Docs, but then I changed my mind.

5.1. Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition

5.2. That one Rose/Kanaya fanfic that you will find strangely familiar

5.3. Post-SCrash Session

5.4. Enchiridion Marrissa (yes, it's a real document)

5.5. Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens

5.6. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host

5.7. Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History

6. Return to the Chocolate Factory

General information: Notice how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in the fandom list above somehow got in years before any other fandom and then was forgotten? Sometime in 2013 I happened to remember it, and it inspired all subsequent fanfics by me.

6.1. Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer (v1, v2)

6.2. Calliope and the Final Update

6.3. Caliborn's Stories 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

7. Other fics (pre-2013)

General information: Everything else I'm writing that's fan fiction. They do not form a continuity, but all of my fanfics like to reference each other in twisted ways. Divided into pre-2013 and post-2013 because in 2013 I decided to take a hiatus from fanfics and I feel that works before then and after then don't share a spirit.

7.1. The Co-op Bots

7.2. Division of Doom

7.3. A Horrible Freak of Nature

7.4. The Anvilicious Leaders

7.5. District 14

8. Other fics (post-2013)

8.1. Chronicles of Minebent

8.2. Bright yet Dark

8.3. Night Vale watches the Eurovision

8.4. Caliborn's Stories 2: The Portal Series

8.5. Caliborn's Stories 3: The Half-Life Series

8.6. Caliborn's Stories 4: Little Monsters

8.7. Caliborn's Stories 5: The Stanley Parable

8.8. The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending

8.9. Caliborn's Stories 6: Madagaskaras

9. Collaborations

General information: Simple as that: writing together with others. Knowing me, it won't happen very often.

9.1. Chapter 8 ("An Offer in Paris") of Prospit Nights

10. Upcoming fics

General information: Everything else I'm planning on writing that's fan fiction.

10.1. Living Someone Else's Life (Spectators of the Host rewritten from Violet's perspective) (draft of three chapters)

10.2. Post-SCrash Session 4: Parody of a Parade (inside joke, no idea if I'll actually be writing this)

10.3. Caliborn's Stories 7: Con Air

11. Non-fics

General information: Everything else I'm writing that relates to fan fiction and/or my fandoms, but isn't fan fiction itself, and hence isn't published here.

11.1. My Lithuanian translation of Homestuck

11.2. Sburb Fanventure Do's and Don'ts (I might end up categorizing it with Bright yet Dark)


You are welcome to ask me to add anything that you think is suitable here. However, no copy-pastes, no questionnaires and no OC descriptions.

Link to my Tumblr, where I'll spend considerably more time and sometimes will talk about my fanfics. (Protip: click "Fandoms and Tags")

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A1: The Alpha Trolls' Session by grandvizier527 reviews
This is the story of 12 trolls much like the ones we have come to know and love/hate, but unique in so many different ways. This is the Sgrub session that started it all. Featuring an egotistical thief, a cloudy-minded seer, a broken-minded boy, and the slavery of a girl. This is A1.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 76,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Kankri V., Meenah P., Mituna C., Damara M.
Night Vale According To Larke by nomuseneeded reviews
Larke, a seventeen year old girl living in the small desert town of Night Vale has high hopes of some day taking over the town's radio show when Cecil retires. Until then she's decided to do her own little radio shows in preparation. ((A/N a chapter will probably be posted within a week after every show, all suggestions are appreciated)).
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/7 - Welcome to Night Vale
Awake, Awake by spockandawe
An examination of the life and times of Alpha Rose Lalonde.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30 - Rose L., Dave S., The Condesce - Complete
Stories from Cecil's World by fictionslayer reviews
Welcome to Night Vale, short Cecilos stories from Cecil's perspective. (I am adding new stories regularly and they seem to be getting longer.)
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Memory Loss by JellyBeanFanatic reviews
AU. A Homestuck character loses their memory, and their friends try to help them to remember. This story contains JohnxVriska and some DavexJade. I'm sorry if the characters seem ooc, this is my first fanfiction.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2013 - John E., Dave S., Jade H., Vriska S.
The Winner by Sacred Dust reviews
Instead of Violet turning into a blueberry, it was her mother...and Violet isn't happy about it. Now she's more determined than ever to outlast the other kids and turn the tables on the eccentric chocolatier. (COMPLETE!)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Violet Beauregarde, Willy Wonka - Complete
ExperimentStuck by DoodleFox reviews
Your DNA is 51% animal. You are more animal than human, therefore you are not human. Because you are not human you are not entitled to the same rights and privileges as them, nor are they required to treat you like one.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,379 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Jade H.
What Just Happened? by RedWolf Lover reviews
Oh my gog. I came up with this little adventure with my friends, and I thought that other people might enjoy it too. Me and my friends, but you can insert yours if you want.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013
How I Got Saved by Bri Nara reviews
Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
The Next Step by Turrislucidus reviews
In which Charlie Bucket contemplates a Chocolate Factory, while Mr. Willy Wonka contemplates its future and a contest. Based on the book and 2005 movie. Prequel to 'The Interview'. Please enjoy!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Fun With Psychology by ASHPoD67 reviews
GLaDOS uses her Psychology theories against Wheatley. And they seem to work. During so, she finds out Psychology is fun. Android! Wheatley. My first, and yes, very short one-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
April Fool's Day by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
While drifting through space, Wheatley decides to play an April Fool's prank on the Space Core. Things do not go as planned.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Not Suicidal, Just Schizophrenic by Topaz18 reviews
Doug Rattman is being held in a mental center. He has to show his intelligence to get released. Really short One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2012 - D. Rattmann - Complete
Partners In Crime by NicktheDragon reviews
ZimXGaz. Gaz hates humans, just can't stand them anymore. Zim is missing from skool, making Dib more annoying than usual. What will happen? Set in future in high skool .
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
That Came Out Wrong by PotterPhantomKitten reviews
With Internet access, GLaDOS and Caroline learn about the Portal games. Unfortunately, they also learn just how some phrases can be taken the wrong way. Inspired by an interview. Discussion and implications of pairings, especially CaraDOS. No pairings.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - GLaDOS, Caroline - Complete
Freedom by CBLillias reviews
After the events of Portal 2, Chell tries to figure out what to do next. Mild Chell/GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Same Will Never Happen to You by Chloe Kompton reviews
Old age is the one thing GLaDOS can't cure, but there is one thing she can do about it, no matter how much Chell protests. And then once everything's gone wrong, Black Mesa enters the picture to make it go a little worse.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Human Nature by Supreme.Empress.DragonGirl reviews
A story in which random things happen involving everyone at the Enrichment Center. Also everyone is human for some reason.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
A Day Off by deep-throat spoons reviews
In which Wheatley comes back via convenient back up files, turns GLaDOS - and in the process himself - human, puts a corrupt-in-a-bad-way AI in charge of the facility, and generally messes things up. So much for apologizing. Wheatley/GLaDOS on hiatus
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2011
Breaking the Loop by Tora Marikama reviews
What if you did get your cake at the end of the game? It would open up a whole new can of worms. AU and ocs.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
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Chronicles of Minebent
In the beginning, there was an untouched land. Then, three cities sprouted from it, one by one. Then, shit started happening. Welcome to Minebent. (A short story collection based on the roleplay server)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Squarewave, Caliborn
Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2 reviews
MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology is nearing completion, but the whole project has been halting due to one co-author getting progressively worse. As such, the other co-author comes to help, but he doesn't know what the journey will entail. Not a "the first one was complete trash" rewrite, but rather a "this idea is pretty interesting too" one.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/23 - Violet Beauregarde, OC
Calliope and the Final Update reviews
Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/3 - Caliborn, Calliope
Caliborn's Stories 6: Madagaskaras
The Lithuanian play Madagaskaras, directed by Rimas Tuminas and written by Marius Ivaškevičius, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Published: 3/5 - Complete
The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending
We've all seen the Confusion Ending schedule and thought; "What if everything had gone according to the plan?" Here's the resulting narration, as well as notes in case anyone wants to make it into a playable experience.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Published: 2/20 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 5: The Stanley Parable reviews
The Stanley Parable, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/18 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 4: Little Monsters
Little Monsters, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Little Monsters - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Published: 2/17 - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 2: The Portal Series reviews
The Portal games, including the Peer Review and Perpetual Testing Initiative DLCs and two fanmade mods, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/15 - Cave Johnson, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reviews
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, including the sequel novel, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/5 - Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Caliborn's Stories 3: The Half-Life Series reviews
The Half-Life games, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16 - Alyx V., G-Man, Gordon F., Nihilanth - Complete
Bright yet Dark
A story based on the published art of the mysterious girl with the flashlight from the Homestuck adventure game. Follow her and her three friends as they set off to explore a completely unknown world and strive to develop a deeper relationship, as they finally break away from the wonderful yet horrible future.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,486 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/1
Night Vale watches the Eurovision
Just a short fan episode I ended up spontaneously writing after someone mentioned the Eurovision on Tumblr. It's that time of the year again, when the song output from Europe rises dramatically, and Night Vale, caught in the middle of the show, reports on it. Also, news from Desert Bluffs, the results of the mayoral election, and traffic.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Published: 1/25 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Post SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host
Sequel to Post-SCrash Session. Janet, Jack, Roxa and Dick are now at the Capitol, but are they the only ones trying to piece the truth? And what happened to the Earth anyway?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,690 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Dirk S., Jane C., Latula P., Aranea S. - Complete
Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v1 reviews
The Business Magnet one day wakes up and suddenly is spun into the twisted world of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and also as no one else but his childhood crush, Violet Beauregarde. How will it turn out for him? Alternatively: The story of a guy blinded by roleplay.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Violet Beauregarde, OC
Post SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens
Another one of these faux-Marrissa stories with half-corrected English spelling and grammar. This time you get to follow Meanie Pixies, figure out how Janet Roberts really came to be and follow twelve characters in a romance drama action of seven solar sweeps.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,753 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Kankri V., Aranea S., Meenah P., Damara M. - Complete
Post SCrash Session reviews
WHAT IF: MarissaTheWriter wrote Homestuck Act 6? Also what if she had at least tried to learn proper English. Follow Janet Roberts, a descendant of the ever-Sueish Marissa Roberts, and her three friends as they hopefully play a game of Sburb Alpha.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Jane C., Meenah P. - Complete
The Anvilicious Leaders reviews
Through circumstances, the Irkens and the trolls, because of their near-brainwashing leaders, achieve a state of universal conquest. Through more circumstances, they are directed against each other. Irken/troll swap.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Almighty Tallest Spork, The Condesce
The Former Glory Restored
Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange: "In an AU where all the cores and robots are human office workers and GLaDOS is their boss, there is some love triangle-ing going on." See inside for full prompt.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 893 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - GLaDOS, Adventure Core
Reanimating the Dead, Maybe reviews
Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange: Chell inexplicably dies while testing with GLaDOS, and the near-omnipotent A.I. has to do something about it. See inside for full prompt.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien reviews
AU. Even what could be singled out as a worst place for education ever and the difference between species can't separate true lovers. Part of The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Portal: Stay Inside
Everyone they knew were dead, and even the Skaias shut themselves off as a response. However, when they come to their senses they realize there's still hope. Part of The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M.
District 14 reviews
Aperture Laboratories join Panem as District 14, and as with any other District, two test subjects are forced into the Games every year. Any and all. Including people everyone from Aperture Science knows.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Chell, Other tributes
Division of Doom reviews
Zim lands on an alternate retro-future Earth. Dib doesn't take kindly to it. AU, alternate history.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Zim, Dib
P2 Ep2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: A relatively short ficlet reposted from Archive of Our Own, chronologically taking place between Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time and The Inevitable Sunset.
Crossover - Portal & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Chell - Complete
A Horrible Freak of Nature reviews
Dib and Gaz are dead at the Professor's hands, and he decides to do a slightly fun experiment with their genes. Note the extreme nerdiness in the first chapter, so it's free to be skipped if you don't really want to read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Dib, Gaz
OFU Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: While the ATIC is trying to teach some people something that is virtually unteachable, the twenty S***b players gather for an ultimate meetup. Warning: Includes insulting parodies and serious injuries.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Her Name is Gladys Rattmann
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: And this is her story in the Combine-ruled world. AU, but only in the sense of a complete date mess up and trying to guess what happens in Half-Life 2: Episode Three.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Published: 3/9/2012
The Co op Bots
ATLAS/P-body fic: What precisely causes the two robots to do what they do? A journey inside the robots' surroundings and ultimately their minds, following them from the first test to Peer Review.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,126 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - ATLAS, P-body
The Credits Song reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: After the events of Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time, Aperture Science Business Magnet/Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller" duet sings a song from an alternate universe.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
The Inevitable Sunset reviews
Portal / real life crossover: The Business Magnet has forgotten how to write fanfiction, and needs to learn. Meanwhile, the enemies he would like to forget take over his fantasy world, completely remake it, and all the cake reappears.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
Caroline on the Roof reviews
Oneshot, Portal fanfic with plot resembling Astrid Lindgren's Karlsson-on-the-Roof. We get to see how the idea for Aperture Science came about.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Cave Johnson, Caroline - Complete
Portal: Prelude Convention reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: The greatest minds of Aperture Science of all times come together in an event that will change Aperture's history forever. The rest of the chapters will be a bunch of AUs.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011
Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: Portal 2 follows the continuing adventures of Chell Johnson, a 23 year old senior test subject at the Aperture Science complex. Here she discovers how stupid this whole system is and attempts to escape the facilities.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
HL2 Episode Three: The Combine Trolling Continues reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: As the Combine are slowly taking over the last locations of the Resistance such as the White Forest and the Borealis, something big must be done. But it will not pass just fine as the two unrelated heroes keep disturbing Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010