Author has written 50 stories for Portal, Half-Life, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Radio Dramas, Little Monsters, Stanley Parable, Misc. Plays/Musicals, BioShock, Home Alone, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Back to the Future, Steven Universe, and Hunger Games.
Sort of a profile-like introduction:
Birth date: April 30, 1996
Languages I speak/am learning: Lithuanian (native), English (September 2004), Russian (September 2007), French (April 2013), German (July 2014), Esperanto (May 2015)
Fandoms in order of joining: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (July 2005), Portal (December 2008), Homestuck (May 2010), Invader Zim (September 2011), The Hunger Games (June 2012), Axis Powers Hetalia (September 2012), Fluent in 3 Months (March 2013), Welcome to Night Vale (September 2013), The Stanley Parable (February 2014), Kerbal Space Program (May 2014), Steven Universe (June 2015)
Pairings I am more interested in: Currently none
Double-sided friendship with: irenicPie / luemsqiowes / Auraunul, Insane Guy of DOOM / Sue Mary / Mar(r)issaTheWriter, MeAndMyReflection / crawavesse
Former relationships: (too many to list)
Single-sided fan of: (no one in particular)
You can copy and paste this and re-write this to your own accord, but be sure to note that I made this myself.
Categories and statuses of my stories:
Information on categories overall: The division of fics into categories is actually a lot more complicated than that, as fics tend to be inspired with and interconnected with each other, and a better representation of how everything is related is more like this.
1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time arc
General information: Follows the adventures of "Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller"" (read: alternate!Chell) throughout space and time. Diverges from the ending of Portal / beginning of Portal 2.
1.1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time
1.2. Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two
1.3. The Inevitable Sunset
1.5. Several fics written as interdimensionalPortaller herself
2. Other Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise fics
General information: A shared universe in which Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time is set, and then there are some other fics. Most likely done with forever.
2.1. Half-Life 2 Episode Three: The Combine Trolling Continues (an eventually jossed alternate plot)
2.2. Portal: Prelude Convention
2.3. Caroline-on-the-Roof (can be seen as a P:t4M fic, but can also be seen as separate from it)
2.4. Official Fanfiction University: Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition (think one of the countless fan versions of misscam's story)
2.5. The Credits Song
2.6. Her Name is Gladys Rattmann
3. Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange
General information: A bunch of people give each other prompts for Portal fanfics, then write them out. Released September 1st, 2012, even though the actual release date was postponed by the organizer.
3.1. Reanimating the Dead, Maybe
3.2. The Former Glory Restored
4. The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics
General information: There was an incident with patients and horrible fanfic writers, and now I must take it upon myself to, well, revive Rose/Kanaya fanfics. Read: I take what's wrong with me, exaggerate it and have Rose be in place of me, because, like, tests compare me to her.
4.1. Portal: Stay Inside
4.2. Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien
5. Post-SCrash Session series and other trollfics
General information: A trollfic series set in the universe of ITS MY LIFE! I originally wrote much worse-spelled stories that were only on Google Docs, but then I changed my mind.
5.3. Post-SCrash Session
5.4. Enchiridion Marrissa (yes, it's a real document)
5.5. Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens
5.6. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host
5.10. Post-SCrash Session 4: Parody of a Parade
5.11. Marrissaverse Stories 2015
5.12. Other trollfic-esque (but not necessarily Marrissa) stories:
5.12.1. Wonka's Paradise City
5.12.2. The stainly Parable
6. Return to the Chocolate Factory
General information: Notice how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in the fandom list above somehow got in years before any other fandom and then was forgotten? Sometime in 2013 I happened to remember it, and it inspired all subsequent fanfics by me.
6.1. Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer
6.2. Calliope and the Final Update
6.3. Caliborn's Stories 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
6.4. Just Before the Anthology (aka Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2)
6.5. Cornelia and the Chewing Gum Diva
6.6. Everything Wrong With: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
6.7. Violet and the Partner in Crime to Literature
7. Calliope's Update Girl
General information: Gets a separate category because it already has become so damn long and there is a very big chance (I'm not giving the precise number) I might develop this into a shared universe.
7.1. Calliope's Update Girl - Book One
7.1.1. Stage 1: Together at Last
7.1.2. Stage 2: Acts of an Unscrupulous Puppetmaster
7.1.3. Loading Screen 1: Scattered yet United
7.1.4. Stage 3: Painful yet Consistent Progression
7.1.5. Stage 4: So You're Karkat Vantas
7.1.6. Stage 5: Her Imperious Condescension
7.1.7. Stage 6: Stupid Important Things
7.2. The Homestuck Character Support Group (Volume 2)
8. Caliborn's Stories
General information: A spinoff of Calliope's Update Girl, in which Caliborn decides to take on more literary works than just Homestuck/"Homosuck".
8.1. Caliborn's Stories 2: The Portal Series
8.2. Caliborn's Stories 3: The Half-Life Series
8.3. Caliborn's Stories 4: Little Monsters
8.4. Caliborn's Stories 5: The Stanley Parable
8.5. Caliborn's Stories 6: Madagaskaras
8.6. Caliborn's Stories 7: Minebent (included with Chronicles of Minebent)
8.8. Caliborn's Stories 9: BioShock
8.9. Caliborn's Stories 10: Homoloner [Home Alone]
8.10. Caliborn's Stories 11: Five Nights at Freddy's
8.11. Caliborn's Stories 12: Back to the Future
9. Eurovision fics
General information: I write stories parodying the Eurovision Song Contest, every year since 2014. It's a sore topic, since Lithuania will probably never win the contest.
9.1. Night Vale watches the Eurovision 
9.2. Fandomvision Song Contest 
10. Other fics (pre-2013)
General information: Everything else I'm writing that's fan fiction. They do not form a continuity, but all of my fanfics like to reference each other in twisted ways. Divided into pre-2013 and post-2013 because in 2013 I decided to take a hiatus from (serious) fanfics and I feel that works before then and after then don't share a spirit.
10.1. The Co-op Bots
10.2. Division of Doom
10.3. A Horrible Freak of Nature
10.4. The Anvilicious Leaders
10.5. District 14
11. Other fics (post-2013)
11.1. Chronicles of Minebent
11.2. Bright yet Dark
11.3. The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending
11.4. Inception of a Masterpiece
11.5. The First Communication
11.6. Whispers through the Wall
11.7. Back to the Past: The Jennifer Parker Story
General information: Simple as that: writing together with others. Knowing me, it won't happen very often.
12.1. Chapter 8 ("An Offer in Paris") of Prospit Nights
13. Upcoming fics/incomplete drafts
General information: Everything else I'm planning on writing that's fan fiction.
13.1. Living Someone Else's Life (Spectators of the Host rewritten from Violet's perspective)
13.2. Something to do with Steven Universe
General information: Everything else I'm writing that relates to fan fiction and/or my fandoms, but isn't fan fiction itself, and hence isn't published here. I'm generally a busy
14.2. Sburb Fanventure Do's and Don'ts (I might end up categorizing it together with Bright yet Dark)
14.3. Hitler Space Program
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