TheSnarkKnight
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Joined 04-11-10, id: 2323401, Profile Updated: 06-11-13
Author has written 9 stories for Vampire Academy, Mortal Instruments, Scream, Vampire Diaries, WordGirl, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

Hey I'm Lakota aka TheSnarkKnight

All of my stories are on hiatus, because I'm really caught up in writing my original stories. I apologize, and will try to get back to them soon!

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And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read my pride and joy The Masquerade. 4 years of improving my writing have culminated in this--

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I could kill you with my brain

I ;pve movies

I love music ranging from 80's pop to sleeperstar to Journey to Florence and the Machine to Stateless.

I'd like to note that I was obsessed with Scream long before Scream 4 came out.

Also many books before their movies or tv shows.

Lotso is my hero

L.J. Smith is awesome.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Ian Somerholder should star in a movie together.

I have an unhealthy obsession with everything Joss Whedon creates/works on.

I've been voted "biggest book worm" and "loudest girl" during the same year.

I am a cheerleader, but I don't live up to the stereotypes.

I am a classic literature freak.

My BBSK (best bud since kindergarten) and I are super heroes.

I know way too much about comic books.

I love making lists or asking "Whats your favorite _?"

I'm a huge shipper with anything I watch or read.

I ship...

1. Fred/Wesley- Angel_My first ship ever, and also the one I'm still convinced is the best

2. Damon/Elena-The Vampire Diaries(tv and book)_My biggest shipping obsession!! Go team Damon!!!

3. Chloe/Derek-The Darkest Powers Trilogy_My most recent, cuz they're just too cute.

4. Carly/Freddie-iCarly_Sorry Seddie shippers, I just don't see it.

5. Sonny/Chad-Sonny With a Chance_Even though I want Sterling Knight for myself.

6. Spike/Buffy-Buffy the Vampire Slayer_ For some reason I always see Damon and Elena as a new kind of Spike and Buffy.

7. Echo/Paul Ballard-Dollhouse_Since the first season they were one of my favorites.

8. Clark/Lois-Smallville_Because Lana could never beat out Lois Lane.

9. Kaitlyn/Gabriel-Dark Visions Trilogy_Cuz Rob was stupid.

10. Clary/Jace-The Mortal Instruments_City of Glass made me happy!

11. Clary/Simon-The Mortal Instruments_For some reason, I always rooted for Jace and Clary, but wanted the nerd to get the girl. Just once.

12. Pheobe/Adam-Generation Dead books_Sorry to Tommy.

13. Holly/Vince-What I Like About You_Sigh...Too Many Break Ups.

14. Justin/Alex-Wizards of Waverly Place_I do not under any circumstances, support incest. But this is a tv show...it can't hurt anyone.

15. Sidney/Randy-Scream_Cuz her boyfriend was a freakin psychopath. And I wanted the geek to get the girl

16. Bella/Jacob-Twilight Saga_I used to be a twihard before the movies but now I'm just one of the original Team Jacob supporters

17. Wanda/Ian-The Host_My favorite book and my favorite couple! Ian Somerholder should be Ian.

18. Tori/Andre-Victorious_I know this show is super young, but I like them together.

19. Wendy/Kevin-Final Destination 3_ Hmm Ryan Merriman

20. Rose/Adrian-The Vampire Academy_He was there for her and she couldn't help but fall for him.

21. Jack/Kate-Lost_Words can't describe how amazing they are together.

22. Jenny/Julian-The Forbidden Game Series_Extreme love/hate relationship right here. I love it.

23. Jackie/Hyde-That 70's Show_The last season is non-canon in my eyes

24. Rachel/Sam-Glee_My favorite crack ship.

25. Natalie/Paul-Urban Legend_But isn't Brenda just cool?

26. Katniss/Peeta-The Hunger Games_Though I do love Gale

27 Nikita/Michael-Nikita(2010)_So Hot!

28.WordGirl/Tobey-WordGirl_So CUTE!

29.Veronica/Logan-Veronica Mars_HOW DID I FORGET THIS UNTIL NOW??

30. Joey/Pacey-Dawson's Creek_ Hate Dawson... HAAAAAAAATE.

I love Rollercoasters..

I love horror movies.

I consider myself a horror aficionado especially when it comes to the slasher sub-genre

I love Frosted Flakes more than people sometimes

I have a very... colorful... Tweeting history

Disney Channel shows are my guilty pleasure

I read way too much.

MAYBE I love Disney movies with a fiery passion that burns like the sun. Just MAYBE.

I strive to make the world a more feminist place and peacefully support my view that women are equal to men in every way.

Kevin Williamson and Wes Craven should make movie for me. Just for me.

I dedicate a lot of time to my stories, but it's worth it when I see emails alerting me of reviews, story alerts, and favorites.

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A Shadow Minder by a Happy Psychosis reviews
An amiable splitting open of the mental cavities of the youngest Shadow Man - well, at least before the Elders did it in a more literal sense. Harsh. Experimental re-write in progress. I think.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Julian, Jenny
At the Cliffs by JoinTeamJacob reviews
Eclipse retold as J&B! Nominated for "Best Must Read" Twilight Avant Garde Fanfiction Awards . "I steadied myself, ready to take the plunge into the swirling icy water below, when suddenly, a hand shot out and grabbed my arm to pull me back..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,668 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Cracked by Devils'Darling reviews
Emily breaks after the revelation and gives into impulse. Set after 1x22, "Reckoning."
Revenge - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Emily T., Nolan R. - Complete
After by CreationStartsWithUs reviews
A requested fic where we see the events following after Emily Thorne takes down the Grayson family for good. We follow our heroine and learn what happens to all her relationships to those she cares about after they learn she is really Amanda Clarke.
Revenge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,592 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Emily T., Nolan R. - Complete
Nolanda NolanAmanda by QueenOfTheFlame reviews
"You know, I'm sick of playing this game." He says quietly, his eyes swimming with some dark emotion thet she finds difficult to decipher. "If the kitchen's too hot for you to handle Nolan, feel free to leave at any time." Amanda snaps, her eyes ice cold, face devoid of emotion. He steps closer. "I didn't say I couldn't handle the heat."
Revenge - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Amanda C., Nolan R.
all along, with time by yaba reviews
Nolan knew that whichever way this story ended, he would be the one burned, because he's no Jack Porter, he's not the person with whom Amanda Clarke is meant to grow old. However during the course of that afternoon and every day after, Nolan started to wonder if perhaps he is the one with whom Emily Thorne is meant to grow old. Post 1.22.
Revenge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Nolan R., Emily T. - Complete
Finding Love In Revenge by lauramariadavis reviews
"'I can't lose Nolan.' Emily wants to tell herself that it is merely because losing him as an ally would make her job a lot harder but, after the bond they have formed over the past few months, she just cannot believe that it is entirely about the job." A one-shot set during the toast Nolan & Emily had in 1x22.
Revenge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Emily T., Nolan R.
We All Need a Villain Sometimes by tukct81 reviews
Post 3x15 episode. I was angry that once again Damon is the bad guy for doing what is necessary, so I wrote a cathartic exchange between Stefan and Elena. Currently a one shot, but I may expand it if I get enough positive feedback.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Life vs Death by protector91 reviews
Thanks to Wendy, the final three manage to cheat death. But death is officially fed up being cheated and thrusts them into-quite literally-the fight of their lives.
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,204 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Wendy, Kevin
Dark Side of Today by lonewonderslove reviews
A deadly virus decimates the Wizard World then turns mortals into monsters. Justin and Alex will need to find strength in each other if they and their small band of friends are to survive. "The world might be ending, but all I need is you." Justin/Alex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,770 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
In Damon's Head by Ariel C. Rilmonn reviews
Damon Salvatore. You think you know what goes on in my twisted mind? You have no idea. Some people think its better to stay out of my head, but that's because they don't really know whats in it... The Vampire Diaries in Damon's POV. R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,394 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Damon S., Elena G.
The life she could never have by Thecricketsarecalling
Set shortly after Scream 4 spoilers!
Scream - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011
Faults by Always With Amy reviews
Daria isn't special. She never has been. But Tom loves her, just the same. - Unrequited D/T. Mentions of J/T, and D/J.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Tom S., Daria M. - Complete
How do you get rid of Spirit? by Katy Rosemaire reviews
OneShot, post-LS, Adrian's POV What Adrian thinks about his relationship with Rose
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
Prom Diddly Prom Pom by Charles RocketBoy reviews
In her last year of school, now she has a boyfriend, Daria decides to give that whole prom thing a try. Don't worry, she'll sober up soon...
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Daria M., Tom S.
Adrian's Dating Proposal by D.L.Belikova reviews
This is what me and my friends wrote during french. We wrote this just after reading Blood Promise, and we were hoping that the ACTUAL dating proposal would be in Spirit Bound, but it was not, so here, have mine... one shot
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
Alternative Becky and the Bard by faeriedust12 reviews
Becky's school is doing her all-time favorite play "Romeo and Juliet." This story is based on the episode "Becky and the Bard." But who will play the lead roles in THIS production?
WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M.
Take a chance on me by Sandrine C reviews
AU after 2x03. Damon takes Elena away from Mystic Falls for one day to confront their issues and take a leap of faith with him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,750 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Alpacca Joe reviews
Buffy meets Edward. Slaying attempts ensue.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Monster by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
2010 based. Nancy knew Freddy Krueger was a monster...Yet, a memory resurfaces that may just prove otherwise...Only romantic if you want it to be.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Facebook: Connect & Share by nottowaywolf reviews
Bella joins Facebook and a whirwind of events occur on the networking site with conflicts and romance. Who knew a social networking site would be so influential? Takes Place AFTER New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob
both their faults by buffyangelinfinitdesire reviews
a look at the problems in Jackie and Hyde's relationship.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
He Comes First by ruthless527 reviews
Rose is Adrian's guardian and best friend. He wants more but she pushes him away for reasons he can never know, his very life at stake. Can she keep the love she feels for him hidden and will Dimtri and Tasha's return after two years make things worse?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,795 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I. - Complete
The Applicant by Emma CS Me reviews
He imagined hell to look... a little less like speed dating.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Cassidy
There and Back Again by And The Moment's Gone reviews
On the first anniversary of Aaron Echolls death, Veronica and Logan decide to finally set their issues to rest, at the Echolls’ cabin, with six of their nearest and dearest friends.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,566 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Duncan, Logan - Complete
The Forbidden Game 4: Hunters Moon by Almaria reviews
Set 5 years after the last book, Jenny and her friends return to Vista Grande for one last summer COMPLETE
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,553 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Our Hell by coup in the zoo reviews
There isn’t a white light. Cassidy and Lilly meet in the afterlife. Weird oneshot.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Cassidy, Lilly - Complete
Death Doesn't Always Have to be a Caracters Final by bizkitprinzess reviews
*Finished*Someone who was thought dead really isn't (don't worry it's not one of the killers)
Scream - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2001 - Published: 7/6/2001
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WordGirl Returns reviews
After leaving town when the things became too much to handle, Becky returns 4 years later to find it run by villains. She decides to join Violet, Scoops, and Tobey in the rebellion to take back the city. Dark, Slight OOC, Teenaged characters.
WordGirl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,975 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M.
The Movie Writes Real Life reviews
Lindsey Thompson's friends are being killed off by someone imitating the movie Scream. Who's the murderer? Will Lindsey make it to the sequel? I don't usually write these stories, but it popped into my head. Gory, snarky, and pop culture savvy.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Secrets Are For People Who Have Something to Hide reviews
A Jalex drabble set after Delinquent Justin. I deleted this before but it's back and a little more edited.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
She Will Be Loved and Hated reviews
A rewrite of Scream 2. Yes Randy lives but this rewrite is different, I promise. A whole new story with whole new deaths. Told mostly from Sidney and Randy's POVs. Slow building, but sweet Sidney/Randy pairing...a little bit of Dewey/Gale
Scream - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010
Final Destination 3 The Vampire Diaries Style reviews
Elena Gilbert has a vision that her friends die on a roller coaster. Ever seen one of the Final Destination movies? Then you've pretty much seen them all. The title explains it all. May stray from the movie. All Human. Gory.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Pride and Prejudice Mortal Instruments Style reviews
Pride and Prejudice, but modern day with our favorite Mortal Instruments characters. Elizibeth Bennet Clary, Mr. Darcy Jace, Jane Bennet Isabelle, Mr. Bingley Simon A tad bit OOC. Clary and her two sisters find a summer full of pride and prejudice & love.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Epiphany of Simon Lewis reviews
A tiny drabble about the moment where Simon realizes he just wants Clary to be happy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Simon L. - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved reviews
Not a song fic. A short drabble about Adrian's feelings for Rose and their history. How many chances was too many? She was my little dhampir. She was aloud as many as I was able to give.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Adrian I.
He Didn't Forget reviews
Here's the deal, it's been six years since the end of Blood Promise. Rose and Eddie are Lissa's guardians. Dimitri stopped sending Rose notes and after three years she stopped thinking he was going to come.But could Dimitri really have forgotten about her
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Rose H.