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Okay, so this is me, I am an absolute Harry Potter fanatic though, i have loved it since i was 10.

I love Severus Snape, because he's just A GOD.

I adore avengers- Woop wop Loki and Steve and Tony.

My stories, will most likely always be short sometimes I just completely lack the commitment to write long things and I forget the storyline I was writing about.

I was going to include a load of random facts here but I honestly cannot be bothered.

In case you do want a fact though, I like ice cream.

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Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cuckoo in the Nest by Hikaru7 reviews
The small world Eren shares with his sister unexpectedly turns around when his parents bring another child into the family. Can the three of them share a nest, or would the strongest claim it for himself? A story of the slowly unfolding relationship of Eren and Levi. Would they fly out of the nest on their separate ways, or would they build one together? [implied EreRi]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 243,288 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi]
The Misanthrope by kazuma85 reviews
The story is set in an AU world where Eren was only a child when the humanity won against Titans. When he's fifteen, he meets Levi, humanity's introverted hero, who is not exactly the kind of person people believe he is. Rated M for future chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
Psychosis by SnowWhiteOwl reviews
When Harry was hit by the killing curse, a horcrux was created. In this story, Harry is affected by the piece of Voldemort's soul inside his head in a more noticable way than in the books. Muggles, not knowing any better, decide he must be mentally ill. What effects might the treatment on a psychiatric ward have for the boy-who-lived and the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,477 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,282 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Stereotypes by AuraFelix reviews
Having experienced a lot of prejudice in his childhood, Eren has build his life upon a way to never stand out. He rarely shares his ideals and is happy with his organized life, until he meets Levi - an art-student who has the same ideals as Eren, but is not afraid to stand out. University!AU, LevixEren, fluff, smut, foul language.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,183 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
For The Boy Who Has Everything by FoolishWishmaker reviews
Voldemort is dead, but the world is going to hell anyway. Harry is forced to go into hiding as Snape's son. Little does he know, it isn't just a useful disguise. Severitus challenge. 5th/6th year AU. Warnings: SLASH Lupin/Black, Lupin/Snape, swearing. UPDATED with Ch. 21-25! See profile for note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,845 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tinsel Town by TheWonderYears reviews
There's Definitely Something In The Water.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Domination by ErmengardeSecret reviews
L knew that there was only one reason why Light would keep him captive. Obsession had run too long within Light's mind, like an infection. At this desperate peak and amidst his success he could crave but one final victory; complete physical domination.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - L, Light Y.
Desiderium by Amorfati1013 reviews
There is a rule in the Underground. If any food or drink is consumed there, one must remain for eternity. The girl who ate the peach and forgot everything - she should never have been able to leave in the first place. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Lullaby by starsandstark reviews
Movieverse (slight AU), post-Avengers 2012. The Superhusbands face the hardest thing they've ever had to deal with. Steve/Tony, mentions of Clint/Natasha, Superfamily. Warnings: sexual content, male pregnancy, stillbirth, infertility, depression, Tony feels, Steve is not quite himself.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20101 - Favs: 11,731 - Follows: 6,915 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blow Me Away But Keep Me Close by bottle of beast reviews
"Where am I?" "You're in Amestris." "Wait...isn't that a minor shoe company?" Tally isn't brave or a genius. But she has enough sense to know that if she's in a world where plain, long, beige sundresses are in style, something is up. Ed/OC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,835 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Bitter Lies by 185-aixelsyD-581 reviews
There's a phenomenon that has only happened a handful of times in the history of the world. and if Harry can survive this, it would legalize everything, if he can forgive Severus that is. the major plot in later chapters. WARNINGS: Pedophilia Rape MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 137,090 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darkest Before the Dawn by CatMasters reviews
What if Edward finally found his mate, but she had a troubled past and wanted to kill herself? Could he help her find a reason to live? Could she show him what he had always been missing? DARK themes, rape discussion and sexual content. AU, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 271,773 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Immortal: With Commentary By Moi! by TheWaffleAlchemist reviews
Join our heroine, writingyourprison, as she embarks on a miraculous journey. Reading 'My Immortal', she shall voice her opinions, explain her reasons, throw up, and stand up for what she believes is right. Okay, not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011
I shouldn't love you, but I do by Edwardluver67 reviews
Isabella Swan is a troubled teen with a secret. Charlie warns her to straighten up and arranges tutoring for the classes she is behind on. Will her teacher, Mr. Edward Cullen figure out the problem that troubles Bella? What lines will be crossed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,369 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Pet To Evil by YouMakeMyDreams27 reviews
This story has been adopted by thenextMrs.Lutz, go to her page and check it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Don't Fear The Reaper by EternalxSunshine reviews
Bella gets captured by a stranger in the middle of the night. She is brought to the black market and her life changes instantly. She encounters terrifying situations. WARNING Dominant Edward & Jasper. OOC warning. BE CAREFUL READING IF EASILY OFFENDED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,153 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6792 - Favs: 9,659 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen Angel by stormracer48 reviews
Bella is kidnapped and taken away to be sold to the highest bidder only to be bought into slavery. Can Edward save her from her "Master" and is there anyway he can bring her back? All-human and somewhat dark. Lemons too!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,190 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
48 things to never do in Twilight by superpenguinBob reviews
Umm... Read the title...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5730 - Favs: 6,592 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Masters Peon by isdelafbaf reviews
Bella wants to prove she can make it on her own. Her boss Edward, a closet-dominant who likes to be in control. Will he find a way to push Bella and her stubborn ways to a promising future in love and career? We shall soon find out. TheSecretarytype story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Debt Repaid by isdelafbaf reviews
Edward gets whatever he wants, Bella is used to pay off Charlie's gambling debts. Will Bella accept herself as collateral? Edward leads the notorious Cullen Casino, will he find a soft spot for Bella in the End? Will her feelings bloom? *WILL FINISH LATER
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Art of Losing by sunflower-queen reviews
Bella is not quite as quick to accept Edward at the end of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,439 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupidity comes with a price by Deemed.Insane reviews
Like it says, stupidity comes with a price…reading this!WARNING: may cause loss of brain cells! 80 things characters shouldn't do and say. Just some fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
Solstice II spring & summer by samhaincat reviews
6th year, Harry develops an uncontrollable new power & performs an unforgivable. A terrible injury occurs as he and Draco are captured by Death Eaters, the injury leaves Harry devastatedDraco is severely traumatized. Snape & Tonks help. No Slash. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 187,226 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding the path reviews
Snape has a daughter. Lupin is back. Harry is depressed. Draco somehow fits into all of this. 6th Year. Eventual Snape and Lupin adopt Harry and help him. Snape and Lupin get it on. Mentions abuse rape self harm, Rated M because I give my characters depressing lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.