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Joined 04-11-10, id: 2323558, Profile Updated: 06-03-15
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, Inception, Avengers, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Supernatural, Danny Phantom, and Naruto.

6/3/2015: Thank goodness for summer.

Personal Crap:

I have an extreme thirst for bitter old men, I complain about my job a lot, and I can't sit still to save my life.

Hey, look, here's my tumblr.

I like: expensive clothing, coffee, and cars.

I have a terrible fear of drowning.

Work Crap:

Fandoms I like at the moment: Danny Phantom, Dragon Ball Z

I ship pretty much anything in the Danny Phantom fandom, mostly everything concerning Vlad Masters. Everything I write will probably contain depictions of the no-pants dance, so yeah. Enjoy. I write OC's because I can, and therefore I will.

Stories in progress:

Damages - Kakashi/OC (Naruto)

Paroxsym - Aizen/OC (Bleach); rating change in a few chapters

Upcoming stories:

A few little fics here and there.

Other Crap:

Musical Greatness:

AC/DC, AFI, Alter Bridge, Anthrax, Atreyu, Audioslave, Billy Squier, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Boston, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for My Valentine, Bush, Chevelle, Coldplay, A Day to Remember, Def Leppard, The Doors, Eric Clapton, Five Finger Death Punch, Foo Fighters, Gemini Syndrome, HIM, In Flames, In This Moment, Incubus, Johnny Cash, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Motley Crue, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, The Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Pantera, Pearl Jam, A Perfect Circle, The Ramones, R.E.M., Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, The Rolling Stones, Seether, Slipknot, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Soundgarden, Trivium, Volbeat.

"I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver." - Phil Harris

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Necessary Things by SlimReaper reviews
Just once, I'd like Naruto and Kakashi to get what they need. Kimura Suyo is someone who could actually provide it... but will her traumatic past keep her from receiving what she needs from them? Kaka/OC, now with delicious lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,018 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Mobile Barista by SeashellsnStars reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses. Finally completed!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,480 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
Hellsing: EREBUS by AmandaBloodhart reviews
Interconnected murders arouse Integra Hellsing's attention, and she sends Alucard to Canada to protect the true target of these vampire attacks. Alucard is shocked to find Alexandra's face familiar, evoking memories of his past. With her blood as the motive, he is all that stands between her and those who wish to shake the foundation of the balance of life. ALU/OC Post-Manga/OVA
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,713 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - [Alucard, OC]
Dark Innocence by heyepic reviews
His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **UPDATED 03/16/2014
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,795 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Joker
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
And We All Fall Down by osbourne20 reviews
Lies and manipulation caused Loki to lose everything: his family, his power, his magic. In the aftermath of battle and exile, perhaps empathy is the only thing that can fill the void left within the Would-Be King and God of Mischief. Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,961 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki
Irreconcilable Differences by Determamfidd reviews
Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn't think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he's given everything he's ever wanted, and... well, it seems it's all more complicated than that. Eventual Science Boyfriends.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,064 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin by Mismatch-lover reviews
What would you do if you were in the game? With her mind wiped clean, Narina soon finds out that it isn't just a game. With the help of the Renaissance Assassin,she uncovers the secrets that have been kept hidden for ages. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 351,951 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
The Marauder's Advice To YOUR Problems by PadfootLoverr reviews
The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Greed and Pride by Blood Thirsty Me reviews
The two most powerful men of Albion have become quite good pals after Logan's execution. Though, up-coming circumstances demand choices...and choices can be quite painful. PrinceXOCXReaver.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,082 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver
Retrograde by Alhendra reviews
Arthur loses himself.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
HARREH POTTAH by Grimly Dandy reviews
Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
The Ribbon Waltz by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
Sometimes, I wonder why I get out of bed in the morning." Inju, just a thug that got herself caught in the clutches of a possessive and often moderately abusive Sexta. Can't say that she can complain; nothing like meeting the male version of yourself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,412 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Grimmjow J.
How to Make a Mary Sue by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Learn how to create your own obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue in 11.4 easy steps! Everyone will be amazed at how creative you are!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
One Man's Junk by Star of Airdrie reviews
Wherein we learn the answer to a question about Cyborg's anatomy, perhaps in too much detail. Prequel to Another Man's Treasure. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Cyborg - Complete
Blessed Victory by Minishini reviews
Nanashi Katsue was living a wonderfully comfortable life in Sereitei, setting broken limbs and putting sick Shinigami right. That is, until the day Captain Zaraki Kenpachi waltzed in to her clinic. Zaraki x OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,985 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - K. Zaraki
A Beautiful Disaster by Reshima Skynight reviews
Draco Malfoy, who is now a famous male model, is known for his immense partying and his frequent pictures in the tabloids. Can the equally famous but down-to-earth Harry Potter somehow tame him? DMHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,225 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Shirt by Storymaster Caith reviews
Temari realized something weird was going on when she saw Kankuro in The Shirt. multichapter yaoi crack!pairing romance. Oh yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Chōji A., Kankuro
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Starts with a Handshake by Silk Spectre reviews
Storyverse. Dan/Rorschach, mature, sexual themes and actions, some violence, spoilers. What happened on that fifteen hour flight to Karnak? Noncan but all takes place in a time slot left blank by Moore and Gibbons, who own these characters.IC!Ror: AU end
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,685 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Dancers In the Dusk by littlegeekpenguin reviews
Almost twenty years ago they helped arrest her. Now in 1985 the dynamics between the retired Twilight Lady and her masked rivals have changed along with the rest of the world. No non-cannon pairings. A different POV on the events/history of Watchmen.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
The Dream Series by Kirra White Tigress reviews
We all must sleep and we all must wake, even if reality is not what we dreamed it would be. Gelphie 4-shot. Rated M for later chapters. R&R.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Plays by kirameru1701 reviews
In his second year of high school, Jonathan Crane is forced to talk to the counselor - and he finds that sometimes, it helps to just talk. Oneshot, not a romance, rated for mentioned sex and intense angst, better than it sounds. R&R.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Hunt by Juliediane reviews
A strange thing happens every few hundred years to all Silvan elves. Haldir is no exception. He feels it and cannot resist it. The urge to mate is strong when the stars align in just the right way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Haldir - Complete
The Joker and the Queen by Shade Mimir reviews
Illumi accepts a job from Hisoka against his better judgment. When "a date" proves to really be, "just a date", both his patience and his deductive skills are tested. IllumixHisoka
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Illumi Z., Hisoka - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
SubZero, Office Custodian by Michael Brendan reviews
So what if it was all a dream and there was no Shao Kahn? So what if SubZero moved to America to try and gain fortune and fame? This is my comedic twist to the Mortal Kombat series. Enjoy.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
The Madness of Love by Meltha reviews
There was more than one tragic love story in Verona. RomeoMercutio
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
A Really Bad Day in Vice City by Boadicia reviews
This is the twisted tale of Cassandra, an everyday citizen of Vice City who's having a really bad day.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
The House That Riddle Crashed At by KT SHY reviews
Welcome to the Malfoy house, where the mysterious arrival of a young Tom Riddle turns Lucius Malfoy's life into a living, breathing, pringle-munching nightmare! A complete fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Paroxysm reviews
Adoration is to ambition as secrets are to power. Aizen has always trusted his own judgement, and when he sees something he wants, he has to have it. - Aizen/OC, pre-canon though canon verse.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/7 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
Damages reviews
Because a tumultuous, short-term affair couldn't really affect his life this much, could it? - Kakashi/OC; sex and violence, spans pre-canon through canon verse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Bribery reviews
A quiet lunch meeting turns into something much more fun. - Pompous Pep, sex. Birthday request from vampygurl402 to arashi wolf princess.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Practical Anatomy reviews
Theory is interesting, but practice makes perfect. - teacher AU, Pompous Pep, PWP
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Danny F., Vlad M.] - Complete
Reckless Behavior reviews
The wrong assignment turns into the right situation, and class has never been so interesting. - Pompous Pep, teacher AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Danny F., Vlad M.] - Complete
Moonlight
Moonlight falls and doubles come out to play. - Vlad/himself, Striking Fear, short
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Complete
Degrees of Freedom reviews
Degrees of freedom, n. - In statistics, the number of values in the final calculation of a statistic that are free to vary. In other words, Dean is a math teacher. Castiel, well, isn't. - Destiel, teacher-AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W.
Running the Asylum reviews
The purpose of the Batman is to instill fear in the hearts of evildoers. This is starting to become exceedingly more difficult as Bruce Wayne's personal and professional life begin to wage war against one another. - Multiple pairings, violence, lots of brooding.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, The Riddler/E. Nigma, Black Mask/Roman Sionis
Blackout reviews
After being chased halfway across the world, nearly killed multiple times, and being stranded in India, someone finally has to accept that she's here to stay. Who says she can't make the most of being left for dead, at least until salvation comes? - Bruce/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,323 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., OC] - Complete
Amorous Disease reviews
It was nearly ruinous in its intensity, sitting there like a festering disease. -Eames/Arthur; non-graphic sexuality, mild swearing
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Eames, Arthur] - Complete
The Abyssal Incline reviews
Prostitutes don't get much credit. Some of them are productive members of society. Still, some of them die the same way they lived: precariously, voraciously, and resolutely alone. -Kenpachi/OC; permanent hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [K. Zaraki, OC]
Missing Crosswords reviews
Judging by the thicket of insane inmates and the burning desire for the Daily Prophet's morning crossword, Sirius Black knew he had been in Azkaban too long. -a letter from Sirius to Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete