EJCriss
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Joined 04-11-10, id: 2323829, Profile Updated: 04-24-11
Author has written 6 stories for Glee.

Hello. My name's Emily, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm from England.

Here are some things you should know about me:

- I love Glee.

- I ship Klaine so hard it hurts.

- I love Harry Potter.

- I'm head over heels in love with Darren Criss.

- I love Glee.

- My social life ran away to join the circus many moons ago.

- I love Glee.

My favourite ship ever is Klaine. I love them together so much. Seriously. I think I might be obsessed. I have like a zillion gifs of the kiss on my laptop. I'm really cool, honest..

I love Tumblr. Yum. Here's my url: http://accio-darrencriss.tumblr.com/
I have no shame.

I had a massive break in my writing, because I've just been so busy, and I wrote nothing during that time. Gah. I feel ashamed.
But I'm back now, and hopefully I'll be doing more writing.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided my mother that I an a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight trought the painfull, tearfilled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in an other year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before gruduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with an other woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant whan they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating as soon they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with sociaty hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, noy because I don't belive, but because they closed ther doors to my kind.

I am the person who hides what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another man.

Re-post this if you belive homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. Stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7715 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 7,685 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What It Means by Keitorin Asthore reviews
The act passed in New York on June 24th meant a lot to two boys in Lima, Ohio. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Counting Stars by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
Life is perfect. Blaine is perfect. Kurt Hummel has never been happier or more in love, but what happens when Kurt begins to see that everyone has secrets?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,604 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All New by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
An overseas school trip gives Kurt a chance to become closer to the Warblers and Blaine. Or maybe not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,140 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Sisters And Growing Up by MyPartnerInCrime reviews
/"Careful Kurt." His father crouched down next to the small boy. "Be very gentle." Kurt nodded and softly patted the small head, topped with feathery brown hair./ Undertones of Klaine. Fluffy Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Whether You Like It Or Not by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Five times that Finn carried Kurt against his will, and one time that Kurt asked him to. Furt brother awesomeness. Written as a fill for the Glee fluff meme. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
BookFace Stories by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
The stories of the fabulous lives of Glee. Told using Facebook. Will not follow show. Klaine, Finchel, Wantana, Artney, Tike, Quam, St. Berry and more to come.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Scarred For Life by XxWithBrokenWingsXx reviews
Kurt and Blaine share a hotel room during Nationals. Wes and David are dead-set on getting them together. Pointless Kurt/Blaine oneshot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stalkers and Misunderstandings by KhCcGlee reviews
In which Blaine has a stalker, David is frustrated, Wes doesn't know how to spell out whole words, and Kurt misunderstands everybody.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Grass Stains by busybee6563 reviews
Kurt didn't complain when he got grass stains on his new Marc Jacobs jacket. He'd enjoyed rolling around on the lawn with Blaine too much to say anything about it. A few things Kurt didn't do. Klaine/Kurt Coblaine fluff. Rated T to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Ugly Word: I'm a Mess, I Guess by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt doesn't really know Blaine Anderson. Tonight's the night that Blaine reveals everything to Kurt. Based on Fanart by Muchacaha10 Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come on Over by SlinkyT reviews
Blaine and Kurt are going out, but he doesn't want to tell his Dad because he doesn't think he's ready. So, this ended abruptly because of time management and not being able to update and I'm SO sorry for letting that happen. :/
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Innocent by MagicWrites reviews
Kurt's attraction to Blaine grows, but their lives are complicated as Kurt learns more about Blaine's past and Karofsky's abuse escalates. Starting from the episode "Never Been Kissed".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Eggnog by doggirlem reviews
David invites everyone to his Christmas Party. Showtunes and fluff ensue. Rated T for possible language and drinking, although it's only Eggnog.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Only Safe Place by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Kurt had never actually been punched before. Slushies in his face? Of course. Thrown into the dumpster? All the time, though not lately. And the daily shoves into the lockers? Duh. But punched…never.' AU Post Furt right before transfer Klaine Angst
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Relatives, Reunions, and Rachel Stalking by particularly good finder reviews
In which a certain traitor makes a return, Blaine has parent issues, Kurt gets some action, and the boys play Call of Duty...again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sleepovers, Sex, and Stolen Kisses by particularly good finder reviews
In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine comes over to Kurt's for a play in the snow. My version of how "Baby It's Cold Outside" is sung. Blaine/Kurt Klaine!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Swamp Fairy reviews
A Glee slumber party at Rachel's turns interesting when the kids decide to play a couple rounds of... you guessed it... Never Have I Ever! Interactive story- lemme know what you want to see and I'll do it. Ensemble, with a whole mix of couples.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
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Baby, We Were Born To Run
A collection of random drabbles.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,519 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'm On The Edge With You reviews
Finn happens to spot a suspicious looking mark on Kurt's neck...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm By Your Side reviews
Future Klaine. A silly little bunch of fluff. K for now, but that could change.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Face Down In The Dirt reviews
A poem. Karofsky might hurt Kurt. But he can't mean it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Close Your Eyes reviews
Just a silly little Klaine oneshot. It's a particularly hot night, and Kurt can't sleep.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Picture Perfect Memories reviews
Just a little Klaine oneshot. Kurt shares some personal memories with Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete