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Joined 04-11-10, id: 2324001, Profile Updated: 08-17-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hi there, my name is Plagius.

I've been reading fanfiction for a couple of years now, and I figure that I should try my hand at writing a few stories. I've never really written anything before, so helpful pointers would be very much appreciated if you decide to review a story.

I'm a very jaded and cynical person and, as such, many people don't care for me. But this is fine because I don't care about other people all that much. Actually to be perfectly blunt, I hate people. But hey, I'm not stupid enough to try and get through life all by myself so I guess I'm gonna have to deal with it. I'm also a very logical person, something that will most likely become apparent when I write more. This little personality trait tends to piss people off but I guess that's their deal. Here's some more shit that nobody cares about.

Things I like

Games: Assassin's creed, Fire emblem, God of war, GTA 4, Red dead redemption, Call of duty modern warfare, Fallout 3, Resident evil 4 and 5.

Music: Disturbed, Tool, Rammstein, Lamb of God, Metallica, Flogging Molly, Nightwish, Testament.

Anime/Manga: Hellsing, High school of the dead, Fairy tail, Naruto, Sekirei, Rosario vampire.

Movies: District 9, How to train your dragon, Kill Bill, Dogma, Boondock saints, Snatch, Lord of the rings 1,2 and 3.

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Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7130 - Favs: 7,840 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5421 - Favs: 5,485 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
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A Painful Path reviews
Madara didn't intend to destroy Konoha when he summoned the Kyuubi. His true plan was to obtain a weapon without equal, and thanks to the Yondaime that was what he now had. Born as one of the Akatsuki, and armed with the eyes of the Rikudō Sennin, Naruto must now find a way to achieve the impossible. To see his master's goal realized and bring peace to the world. Rinnegan!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,635 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Konan, Pain/Pein
Something Scary reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya