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Author has written 104 stories for Evangelion, Hyouka/氷菓, Pokémon, RWBY, My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ, and Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録.

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Doesn't it make your Heartbeat Flutter? reviews
Second Seat of the Elite Ten Rindou Kobayashi has always marched to the beat of her own drum. Unconventional, unorthodox, and with a playful persona - Rindou could never find the appeal of a rather boring, cooking school. Nothing held her attention for long, that is, until a particular transfer student came along…
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,748 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Soma Y., Rindou K.
Garden of the Blue Rose reviews
An Anthology of One-Shots. With the school empty for summer vacation, Chitanda volunteers herself and Houtarou to water the school gardens. In the pristine garden, Chitanda finds an unnatural anomaly: a blue rose. If Houtarou is to have any break this summer, he must solve the mystery of the Garden of the Blue Rose.
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Eru C., Houtarou O. - Complete
Stay reviews
Post Volume 3. Half a year has passed since the 'Battle of Beacon'. How does the world continue after all that has happened? What's left after everything has been swept away?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/5 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc
Seasick reviews
Team JNPR's day at the aquarium. For the /r/RWBY Monthly Fanfiction Contest: June
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20 - Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
Cyclical reviews
Post Volume 3. Before he even knew it, Jaune Arc had thrown himself into the line of fire.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/12 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
The Little Pyrrha reviews
Volume 3 Spoilers. After her death, Pyrrha Nikos is cloned using Atlas technology. 'Little Pyrrha' has the original's manners, personality, and smile. She looks like her, acts like her… but doesn't feel truly her. For the March 2016 r/RWBY Mon Con.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/19 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
After all this time, I do not know reviews
When the opportunity arises, how certain are you that you'll take it?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
In the end all I needed was you reviews
After a long day, sometimes peace and relaxation is all you need.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/15 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
The Devil has No Strings on Me reviews
Penny Polendina was different from other girls. When she met Ruby Rose, she began to think of her often. What sort of things they had in common, what interests they shared. Their friendship consumes Penny's last thoughts. For the r/RWBY February MonCon.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16 - Ruby Rose, Penny - Complete
As It Falls reviews
It's interesting what thoughts come to mind in the wee hours of the morning.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/5 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Milk reviews
Weiss dropped the milk.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/2 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Even Hikigaya Hachiman can write a Love Letter reviews
Valentine's Day - a day of love, pink, and chocolates. In the spirit of the coming holiday, Hiratsuka-sensei gives her Modern Japanese periods an assignment: write a love letter. So naturally, Hikigaya writes a love letter to the person he loves the most.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,234 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 2/13/2015
The Concept of Control reviews
If there was one thing a Schnee prided themselves on, it was control.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Winter, What's Sex? reviews
Sex Ed is a mandatory class at Beacon but Weiss can't make heads or tails of the material. The topic is embarrassing and the subject matter crude. Luckily, there's someone Weiss can always go to whom she trusts with stuff like this. For the December 2015 MonCon on /r/RWBY.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Winter Schnee - Complete
Anger Management reviews
Jaune goes see a mute therapist about his anger issues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Jaune Arc, Neo - Complete
Cheesecakes and Sundaes reviews
Weiss hasn't had ice cream before. Jaune is appalled by this.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Shenanigans reviews
A mistake during a mission puts Jaune in the medical wing.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
The Lit Candle reviews
Deciding to abandon her plan for world domination, Cinder decides to fulfill her true dream: opening a small, quaint cafe. Colorful flowers, freshly brewed coffee, and and a rustic aesthetic gives the Lit Candle a homely vibe. It's the day of the grand opening. And Cinder's first customer? A foodie named Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Jaune Arc, Cinder Fall - Complete
Astronomy reviews
Jaune's parents sent him a new telescope for his birthday. Blake has been reading a book on the stars, the constellations, and the galaxies. A quiet night. A clear sky with stars twinkling off in the distant reaches of the universe. Just the two of them.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc - Complete
Of Conflicts and Self-Doubt reviews
Weiss reads a book while Jaune tries (and fails) to study.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
When Everything is Still reviews
After a long day of training, Jaune decides to relax on a rooftop.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
If Only reviews
Jaune, Weiss, and an afternoon out.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Slow Burn reviews
It all started when a family emergency called Pyrrha back to Mistral for a couple of weeks. Wanting to uphold her promise to Jaune to train him, she called upon Weiss to be her substitute. Set after Volume 2.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/18/2015 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Therapy reviews
Nakiri Erina lives a life far removed from that of a normal girl's. After a near defeat in a minor shokugeki, concerns are raised as to whether the young heiress is overworked and stressed. To assuage her grandfather's concerns, she agrees to see a therapist. Peculiar assignments are given in order to address the source of Erina's demons.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Erina N.
Date Prep reviews
Jaune has a date with Pyrrha. Weiss is roped into helping him prepare for said date.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Yang x Pineapple x Weiss reviews
Yang decides to enlighten Weiss on how to properly clean a pineapple.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Breakfast with Winter reviews
Winter Schnee invites Jaune over to make a surprise breakfast for Weiss.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Winter Schnee - Complete
Bellybutton Dreams reviews
Pyrrha gets psychedelic acid trips from tasting Blake's bellybutton.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Blake Belladonna, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Musica in Bagno reviews
Neptune and Sun play music together and enjoy each other's company. My submission for the /r/RWBY Monthly Fanfiction contest.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Sun Wukong, Neptune Vasilias - Complete
Ruby x Banana x Weiss reviews
Ruby shows Weiss how to eat a banana.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee - Complete
Weiss uses an Anal Thermometer reviews
Weiss has a fever and needs to check her temperature.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Insomnia reviews
The reason why Ren has no energy during the day.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
Picnic with a Cow reviews
Weiss and Jaune has a picnic with a cow.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Iceberg reviews
An iceberg fic featuring the show's... sadly... implied ship... goddammit.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Neptune Vasilias - Complete
What's inside Velvet's Box? reviews
We finally learn what's inside Velvet's Box.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Velvet Scarlatina - Complete
The Pure Love of Pyrrha Nikos reviews
A tabloid magazine is interested in the Goddess of Victory's personal life. Pyrrha has a perfectly normal and healthy relationship with a plastic Jaune figurine.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
RWBY Let's Play! reviews
The shopkeep of 'From Dust Till Dawn', in appreciation of Ruby's efforts in thwarting the robbery, lets her select any game from his newly opened video game shop. She plays only the finest games but some games are too scary for her to finish alone... little does she know she lives in the presence of a horror game master.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc
Semantics reviews
The world revolves around the concept of perspective. Ruby Rose reflects on this.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Ruby Rose - Complete
Skydive reviews
After being rejected by Weiss, Jaune has a pair of skydiving tickets. With no one else to go with him, Ruby offers to accompany him in a death-defying leap of faith.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc - Complete
Weiss, What's NTR? reviews
Weiss watches NTR animated pornography.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Neptune Vasilias, Jaune Arc - Complete
The Art of Seduction reviews
To fund her schemes, Cinder needs a quick influx of cash. So she decides to broadcast her art of seducing young men to the world… only, it doesn't go quite according to…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Jaune Arc, Cinder Fall - Complete
Weiss, The Brilliant reviews
Weiss has a brilliant idea on how to defeat a tough enemy. [Final Fantasy/RWBY]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Weiss gets a Boob Job reviews
Weiss gets a Boob Job.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Neptune Vasilias - Complete
Secret Gardener reviews
Proper gardening is difficult but rewarding work. But for a Schnee, it can something of a dishonorable act. So when Weiss is forced to swallow her pride and ask Jaune to help with her garden, no one else can know.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Chaos is a Ladder reviews
A serious reflection on RWBY and all of its characters.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Jaune Walks in on Weiss in the Shower reviews
Jaune walks in on Weiss in the shower.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Pity Date reviews
Jaune died in a freak boating accident. As per his wishes his body was cremated. Feeling guilty, Weiss decides to take Jaune's urn, filled with his ashes, on a pity date.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Tinderella reviews
Jaune goes on a Tinder date.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Cinder Fall - Complete
The Talk reviews
Jaune has never gotten "the talk". After drawing lots, Weiss is the lucky individual who has to try and explain it to him.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Inch reviews
Maybe one day he'll be everything she ever wanted in life. But today is not that day.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,200 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc] - Complete
Five Nights with Ren reviews
Ren takes a part-time job as a graveyard shift security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
Analogy reviews
Every night, they rinse and repeat.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Recovery reviews
Ren has a training accident which leads to his team growing closer.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Lie Ren - Complete
Weiss is Stuck in a Blender reviews
When Weiss accidentally uses a shrink ray on herself, she ends up stuck in a blender.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee - Complete
Sisterly Skinship reviews
Ruby and Yang has always been close as sisters. So a little skinship between siblings is alright...isn't it?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Grapes and Whatnot reviews
Every time he sees her, he's reminded of a different kind of fruit.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
ShipNote reviews
[Cancelled] Imagine a notebook that gave you the power to make any two people fall in love with each other: regardless of gender, race, or ideology. You can make enemies adore each other. Two shy people come closer. Friends become lovers. Blake finds such a notebook, the ShipNote, and with it becomes the Goddess of Matchmaking.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc
Of Rice and Ren reviews
A RWBY universe adaptation of "Of Mice And Men" by John Steinbeck. Edited by, in no particular order, Durandal, Not Cheese, Notavirusyet, ArDeQ'm.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
How Torchwick Saved Christmas reviews
Torchwick is commissioned by Junior to pull off a certain heist in the midst of the holiday season. Being evil and nefarious, Torchwick accepts with Neo in tow to make a big payday. For the /r/RWBY Monthly Fanfiction Contest: December.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Roman Torchwick, Neo - Complete
Curiosity reviews
Reflecting upon a starry night, Ruby wonders what it would be like to have a boyfriend. Even if it's just for pretend.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose - Complete
Date Auction reviews
The Cultural Festival is here! It is a day of fun filled activities that go far into the night. But in order to fund such antics, sacrifices must be made. And that is how Weiss Schnee was auctioned off to Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Passing a Test reviews
Cinder fails a test. In order to persuade Professor Port, Cinder makes a visit to his office prepared for strenuous activities.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Cinder Fall, Peter Port - Complete
Beloved Cooking reviews
Throughout her childhood, Blake has heard her mother's wisdom on how to win a man's heart: through food. Taking those words to heart, Blake realizes the true secret to making a delicious meal is cooking with someone you love. For the /r/RWBY Monthly Fanfiction Contest: November.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc
Doctor Buns reviews
When Velvet notices that the members of Team RWBY have vanished without any trace of memory, Professor Ozpin sends her to the past to resolve the crisis.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Ruby Rose, Velvet Scarlatina, Summer Rose
Mute Date reviews
When Jaune saves a girl from being mugged in an alley, he finds himself stuck with a rather eccentric companion…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Neo, Jaune Arc - Complete
How Volume 2 Should Have Ended reviews
Spoilers for Vol. 2 Ending. This is how I would have gone about the ending if I had to stick to those plot points presented.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Ruby-eo and Jaune-liet reviews
The school play is coming up and Team RWBY and Team JNPR are assigned to produce it. With a smutty script written by Blake, sensual costumes by Yang, under the leadership of Commander-in-Theatre Nora, how will this tragic love story unfold between two star-crossed team captains?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc
Final Fantasy RWBY reviews
Jaune Arc, former Huntsman first class, is a mercenary hired by eco-terrorist organization AVAL led by Blake Belladonna. AVAL is determined to topple the reign of world destroying megacorporation, the Schnee Dust Power Company, and save the world of Remnant from the ruthlessness of the Schnee Family. Arriving by train, their mission is simple: blow up the Dust Reactor.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc, Velvet Scarlatina
Betrothed reviews
A direct sequel to 'Marriage Interview'. Weiss jokingly makes Jaune her fiance but when everyone thinks she's serious, it's up to her to sabotage her own wedding. If she fails, then she and Jaune will be forever joined in holy matrimony and live, supposedly, happily ever after.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Bubble Bath reviews
Cinder's favorite past time is taking bubble baths, which she takes very seriously. Every detail must be in perfect order from petal fragrances to drops of soap solution. But when Emerald wastes Cinder's ultra-expensive-and-rare bubble bath solution, there's only one other person in all of Vale who has a bottle.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Cinder Fall, Jaune Arc - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
Cinder has never been to a hot springs bath. A free voucher to a weekend hot springs getaway, pick-pocketed courtesy of Emerald, may change her mind about that. The only catch is this: it's for couples only.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Jaune Arc, Cinder Fall - Complete
Here's your Pizza reviews
The food at Beacon is much like its people: fatty, tasteless, and generally disgusting. So when Cinder decides to order pizza and forgets her wallet, she has to find alternative methods to pay the delivery boy, Jaune.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Jaune Arc, Cinder Fall - Complete
Magical Girl Jaune 2: UNFORGIVEN reviews
Magical Girl Jaune and his partner super moe loli tsundere lil sis Magical Girl Winter join up again to combat the horrors of interdimensional were-antelopes from outer space. Only this time… they won't be FORGIVEN.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Complete
Jaune Pees on Weiss reviews
Jaune takes a piss on our lovable heiress.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven reviews
During a party, Yang locks Weiss and Jaune in a closet for seven minutes. Whatever will they do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Heat reviews
Mercury and Emerald had run off somewhere, leaving an exhausted Cinder to arrive at the dance alone. She waits by the punch bowl enjoying the party, next to a certain Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Jaune Arc, Cinder Fall - Complete
How to Please a Dragon reviews
A training accident leaves Jaune temporarily blind. Feeling guilty for accidentally unloading a shotgun shell to Jaune's face, Yang promises to that while he's is handicapped, she will take care of his every need. His. Every. NEED. Thanks to Rikion Invictus for the idea.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc - Complete
Yo Baby reviews
Jaune takes love advice from a fortune cookie.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Yang-dere reviews
Jaune is sick in bed with a cold while the rest of his team is out on a mission. Not one to leave the helpless unassisted, Yang decides to take care of the ill team leader of Team JNPR by making him a nice, nutritious, and meaty porridge with extra special ingredients.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc - Complete
Weiss, What's a Blowjob? reviews
An innocent question from Jaune leads Weiss to rethink everything she knows about love, boys, and what she puts in her mouth.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Nightlife reviews
Every night, Yang mounts her motorcycle and vanishes into town. Everyone assume she's out partying or clubbing or seducing men out of their money. But when Jaune starts to get curious...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc - Complete
Coupon reviews
Jaune is a compulsive shopper, always doing trying his hardest to get the best deals. When a limited time offer on eggs requires him to bring a significant other… how far will Jaune take Pyrrha for the sake of a coupon?
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
The Lover of a Goddess reviews
A minor training accident between Jaune and Pyrrha leads them to grow a bit closer.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Snowflake Sisters reviews
Winter Schnee has a warm personality despite a cold name. She loves to play games, especially with her sister Weiss. But the reality of the world comes to them and their childhood happiness may never have meant to be.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Complete
Catnip reviews
Vol2-Ep6 spoilers. Yang knows the secret to making a kitty purr. So when a certain kitty isn't sleeping, Yang decides to give it what it wants. Based on an idea from Kegi Springfield.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Magical Girl Jaune reviews
Magical Girl Jaune and his partner super moe loli tsundere Magical Girl Winter have to fight against hordes of vampire maids to save the world from the unending light.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc - Complete
Lullaby reviews
Post-Ep5 spoilers. Blake has been having trouble sleeping and gets irritated with her team for worrying about the dance. When she happens to run into a dejected Jaune on a jog, Blake's sleep deprivation leads to... interesting decisions. Based on an idea from God Emperor of Chaos.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc - Complete
Ruby Protects Her Friends reviews
For the first time Ruby's life, she's happy. So she wants to protect her friends at any cost and enjoy the daily shenanigans with them. But in the growing threat of powerful wickedness and evil, can she do it alone? For DeltaNovember who requested a White Rose fic.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
S-Mutt reviews
Jaune finds Blake's in-progress novel… which contains generous helpings of furiously adult romance. In order to keep Jaune's mouth shut and advance her research, Blake offers to re-enact some scenes with him... Based on an idea from MrSlinkerman
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc - Complete
How to Make a Jelly-Weiss Sandwich reviews
After getting shot down by Weiss, Jaune decides to go to the school dance with Pyrrha as a friend. This leads to the perfect set of ingredients for making a Jelly-Weiss Sandwich.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Wet reviews
Jaune gets easily seasick and doesn't know how to swim. Yang hates the ocean. It's salty, sandy, and too sunny. While the rest of their team swims, a playful Yang and Jaune finds themselves in an isolated spot where no one can disturb them at all… Based on an idea from MrSlinkerman.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc - Complete
Bartender reviews
A lonely Yang visits Junior's night club on a Friday night and orders a 'Strawberry Sunrise' made by none other than the newest bartender… Jaune Arc. Based on an idea from IceBoi.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc - Complete
The Spring Equinox Dance reviews
After an academic meeting with Goodwitch discussing his poor grades, Jaune contemplates leaving Beacon. However, Ozpin offers him a chance to prove his worthiness to stay enrolled. Jaune must overcome his challenge by the Spring Equinox. Obstacles from teammates to former friends threaten his task: capturing the most dangerous of hunts, a date to the school dance.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Velvet Scarlatina
Ruby's Addicted to Kisses reviews
After experiencing her first, Ruby has slowly become addicted to kisses courtesy of her personal supplier, Jaune Arc… Based on an idea from Nasha Rei-Kun.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc - Complete
Library Date reviews
Blake accepts one of Jaune's invitations to a date… a romantic night spent reading in the library.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc - Complete
Velvet Cheesecake reviews
Jaune volunteers to help out the Beacon Times, the school newspaper, by doing an investigative article on a mysterious demon baker of delicious cheesecakes...
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Jaune Arc, Velvet Scarlatina - Complete
White Song reviews
A hypothetical first meeting between Jaune and Weiss after a Schnee-sponsored opera performance involving an exhausted and curious Weiss and a weak-bladder Jaune. Takes place after the 'White' Trailer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Cumulonimbus reviews
Weiss agrees to a simple meeting with Jaune: an afternoon watching the clouds.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
The Snow Angel and Thunderstorms reviews
Since she was a little girl, thunderstorms have terrified Weiss. With a nearly empty dormitory on vacation, Weiss is having trouble sleeping alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Marriage Interview reviews
Weiss is called home for a marriage interview with an unlikely suitor…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Love Letter reviews
In order to get a certain blonde idiot to stop pestering her for a date, Weiss offers to teach Jaune Arc some of the finer points of writing a love letter.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
A Certain Pokemon Index reviews
Famous for having every Pokedex and Pokeball fall apart on him, Kamijou Touma is lost in the Viridian Forest. Chased by a swarm of Beedrills, he's saved by a cute girl... who thinks she's a Pikachu! With a certain magical Pokedex, a growing team of Pokemon girls, and a strange power in his right hand - Kamijou's journey as a Level Zero Pokemon trainer begins.
Crossover - Pokémon & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Tōma K.
Counting the Stars reviews
A week before the school Christmas festival, Oreki volunteers for the least exhausting task of placing the Star of Kamiyama atop the class Christmas tree. However, the blame falls on him when the star vanishes. With suspects possessing motives from greed, spite, and clan intrigue, Houtarou finds unlikely allies to help prove his innocence.
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Houtarou O., Eru C., Fuyumi I., Kaho J.
If a Red Demon Fell from the Sky reviews
At his father's orders, Ikari Shinji arrives in Tokyo-3 when the fiery demon, Soryu Asuka Langley, parachutes in from the sky. After some misunderstandings, Asuka and Shinji find themselves both friends and rivals: working together duo-piloting Eva Unit-01 against the Angel menace. But Asuka finds there's more to Unit-01 than anyone realizes.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.