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Author has written 15 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Legend of Korra, Dragonriders of Pern series, Naruto, How to Train Your Dragon, Superman, Dragon Ball Z, and Temeraire.

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Man, I haven't touched this account in ages. Used to go by 'amnothuman', hence the above joke. :P I can't guarantee that the older stuff is any good. I'm extremely embarrassed how little I knew about Africa when I started writing Ushujaa. Still don't know as much as I prolly should.

I like to think aloud a lot, but I am not particularly attached to any sort of viewpoint, except the typical 'do not be a jackass' one. I used to be very into gritty realism, taking the worst possible view of anything, and interpreted lack of realism as a flaw but lately I've been finding more value in the absurd. I've always liked humor, though.

I am a recluse. Because people are terrifying and I'm really shy. ...and my email is broken, but that's another story, a story of laziness.

Ny Fanfics:

I am proud to be the writer of one of the most highly reviewed Genderqueer fics on the entire site, Zombie Cat Science. Seriously, I did a search for 'genderqueer' and 'nonbinary' and couldn't get anything above like 20 reviews to show up. Don't worry if you're a little phobic; it doesn't really have much anything to do with gender - the protagonist just ends up living multiple lives and some of them are different genders. I'm actually really surprised - it had only 5 reviews when I first published it but somehow it's swelled to over 70!

Sooo I've been looking at my fanfic and going 'oh gods this sucks, I should have chosen to do X instead of Y'. Also find myself wishing I could turn off looking at review counts. They drive me a little nuttier than they should. :P

Particularly All the Spares. Like, there are fun ideas in there, buuut, it just requires too many in-jokes for the first chapter and... eh, I have mixed feels. On one hand, I really got tired of bashfics where Harry always succeeds at the most ludicrous things and never has things blow up in his face the way you expect and where Ron is totally useless and the greatest idiot ever. On the other, Dumbledore and Snape are still kinda assholes even at their most sympathetic, so it comes off oddly/kind of dismissive of abuse to have them as viewpoint characters. Remus as a voice of reason helped provide a fix, but he didn't come in at chapter one where he was most needed to poke sense into dumbledore/snapebeans. I think the whole thing needs a rewrite. :/ But... I am so busy with other things, it just seems a pain in the ass.

On Dragon Slayer, I feel like maybe I critiqued Hiccup a bit too strongly and made some people dislike or hate him (one person called him a spoiled brat) and, yeah, he was kind of spoiled (it was how he came off to me in fridge-logic), but he's also an oblivious teenager, and had no way of knowing him leaving would lead to so much disaster?

I guess I should be proud if I managed to put a dent in the Hiccup love, since the point of the fic was to show other characters could be interesting for once and that the whole chosen boy nerd savior thing gets old (not all versions of Hiccup use that, but some do). Still, if it made anyone feel that way, I didn't want to tip it into outright hate of Hiccup. I wanted him to be more human, rather than the guy who 'constantly tells other people they are wrong for not noticing really obvious thing that the writers intentionally wrote them as too stupid to notice'.

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Strength of Many by Cerric reviews
A fateful bump to a certain Saiyan's head never occurs, denying a story its hero. Without Goku, the humans must face the never-ending array of evil threatening the Earth with nothing more than their wits and will. Their actions to protect their planet will ultimately fulfill old legends, create new ones, and change the universe forever... (Starts in DB, now in DBZ!) Major AU.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 558,640 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 20h - Published: 7/3/2017 - Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Piccolo
Genetic Composite by RenkonNairu reviews
Before Catra returned from the Crimson Wastes, Entrapta was working on a more permanent solution to fixing Hordak's problem. But then the whole portal debacle happened and in all the confusion, the experiment was left unattended. Entrapta/Hordak (Clone-baby AU)
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,631 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 8/5 - [Hordak, Princess Entrapta] OC
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 304,041 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 6,314 - Follows: 6,128 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Phoenix Insurgent by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Ousted from Hogwarts by a gang of corrupt, incompetent officials, Albus comes to the understanding that Voldemort is not his only enemy. Now, fighting on two fronts against the Ministry and Voldemort, he finds himself in dire need of an ally. One who, like him, is a wizard of uncommon power and skill. Canon Departure from OotP. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,134 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 6/25 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Gellert G.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 72,169 - Reviews: 3836 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Memento Mori by GwendolynStacy reviews
Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it. Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,362 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 7/5/2018 - Thor, Loki
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 170,771 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 4,064 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Cheating at Pai Sho by MuffinLance reviews
"You said you were the Avatar!" "...I lied?" Aang doesn't get rescued in episode two, and no one's seen him go glowy yet... so he starts bluffing. Hard. Or: "The Avatar joins Zuko's quest to find the Avatar." In which Zuko doesn't join the Gaang, the Gaang joins Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,045 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 6/15 - Aang, Zuko
An Intergalactic Road Trip by queen.andromeda reviews
*MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILERS* Due to a string of conincidences during the time heist in 2012, Loki manages to teleport away with the Tesseract. Cue a life of travelling around the universe making trouble, messing with the timeline, and creating chaos - but trouble (and Thanos) is inevitable, one way or another.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,767 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 4/28 - Loki, Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel
Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 809 - Words: 230,399 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
Reluctant Hero by P.A.W.07 reviews
"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced fifteen years ago. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 215,859 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
The Undying Fire: Balance by Boogum reviews
Book 5. One seeks to consume the world in fire, the other to control it with bonds. When destiny calls, all Zuko and Aang can do is try their best to follow.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,454 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
A History of Falling by Virgo827 reviews
Loki falls. When he finally lands, he finds himself on Midgard. S.H.I.E.L.D. beckons with the promise of adventure and intrigue, but he's not sure his mortal identity can withstand the pressure. The Avengers Initiative has only been delayed, and Fury gathers his team as the realm is threatened by a mysterious player from beyond Earth's borders that claims to want the Tesseract...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,755 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki, Agent Phil Coulson
Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,022 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 7/11/2015
A Beginner's Guide To Pokémon by Thanos6 reviews
In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,912 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/17/2010
Death Note: Blank Pages by TheStrangerThatCameFromNowhere reviews
What if Light had been smarter in using the Death Note? Would he have succeeded? He knew that, by killing criminals, he would become a criminal himself. And he was fine with that. After all, you can't change the world without getting your hands dirty. [I do not own the artwork. Credits go to Deviant artist winterlastillusion]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Light Y., L, Misa A., Soichiro Y.
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 6,561 - Follows: 7,560 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
The Chess Match by anja-chan reviews
After the Britannian Empire invades Japan in search of Kira, Light finds himself in the perfect position to find the true names of the Nobility: Ashford Academy. Enter Lelouch, a chessboard, and a clash of philosophy.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,189 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Code Geass - For Hearts And Minds by G1ll3s reviews
Without Geass, but with his friends and comrades that will help him on his path, Lelouch Vi Britannia sets out to liberate the Japanese people on his own terms, rallying those around him under the pen, rather than the blade. Nonviolent!AU, with Lelouch and Suzaku working together.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 59 - Words: 188,210 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Kaname O., Zero - Complete
God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,488 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y., OC
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unwinding Golden Thread by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin by RJLupinFan reviews
A vanishing cabinet... an enchanted necklace... the Chamber of Secrets... and one very young, very dangerous, and ever so handsome Dark Lord. Hermione tries hard to send herself, Harry and Ron back to their own time, but Tom Riddle has other plans. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,775 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Home for Fear by MiraEyeteeth reviews
Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 106,244 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Anima Ex Machina by Minty Electronica reviews
After a meteorite brings a hostile new Pokémon to Earth, a young scientist is forced to become a host for one of the strange alien beings. Now equipped with a new body he has to share with the enigmatic Pokémon, he sets off on a journey across Hoenn to stop an invasion and protect his uninfected sister.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,014 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Domino, Bill/Masaki S., Lanette/Mayumi
Happy Days in Hell by enahma reviews
First part of the complete HDH trilogy. Post GoF. A tale about a captivity which brings two unlikely persons closer - much closer. Not a slash story. Currently re-edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,585 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,569 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Morality in Murder by Liimbo reviews
Naomi and L are in a café, examining criminal behavior with an old thought experiment. One has a latte; the other a black with not enough sugar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2015 - L, Naomi M.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4528 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 3,846 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 228,589 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,862 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 2/11/2005
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Sword of Slytherin by Incarnadine reviews
AU after CS17. Harry pulls a very different sword out of the Sorting Hat, and that changes everything. The Sword of Slytherin has powers that go far beyond just killing legendary monsters, and soon Harry finds himself caught up in an improbable adventure and a bizarre case of mistaken identity. It just goes to show that strange things can happen when time meddles with wizards...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,860 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Helga H., Rowena R.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 10,323 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 1,198 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9278 - Favs: 7,266 - Follows: 3,916 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,793 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Red Tide by Delu reviews
Your Pokémon don't faint, they die. You must attempt to catch the first Pokémon you see on a new Route, and only that Pokémon. Ready for a challenge? Press Start. Rated T for poké-death and mild language. Based in Pokemon RSE games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,216 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Blaziken/Bursyamo, Gardevoir/Sirknight
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Blood, Silk, and Steel by Lost In A Dark Wood reviews
AU. In a world where Sokka and Katara's father died instead of their mother, we follow the exploits of Sokka, a dark perversion of his former self, as he willingly enters the world of intrigue and deception that is the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,177 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sokka, Azula, Iroh, Zuko
The Secret Life of Mrs Norris by Wishful Thinker reviews
Ever wonder how Mrs. Norris and Filch teamed up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2000 - Mrs. Norris, Argus F. - Complete
To End All Evil by Zekkers reviews
A Post Jitters fic- Lex gets a chance to turn his life around. AU. A few more chapters, see Author notes for more details.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 101,762 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 12/13/2001
Code Geass: Fate's Curse by ZLelouch0 reviews
After his "death", Lelouch wakes up, back in the past. He has been given a second chance to correct his past mistakes, but changing the world for the better will be no easy task. After all, fate listens to no man.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Lelouch L.
Change of Heart by Kiera777 reviews
PostDH.What if Bellatrix and Voldemort survived after the Battle?Bellatrix is sent back to the time when she was in school by Voldemort and is instructed to befriend her former enemies such as James,Lily,Sirius and Remus and convert them to the Dark Side
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,865 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bellatrix L.
Your Past, My Future by Slavok reviews
Lelouch suffered defeat, despair, and ultimately betrayal, but when he faces the Emperor, he wakes up before Zero was created. Suddenly in the past, he has the power to remake the future. Time travel. Probably Lelouch Kallen pairing.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Evolution by Jaxxon reviews
Years ago, Ash left his Pokemon journey to be an assistant to Professor Oak. But after a lab accident, Ash will never be the same again.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,547 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/29/2001 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Final Command by Bard Linn reviews
AU S1, pre-Narita. "Your Highness. By the final order of His Majesty, we are here to convey you to Pendragon." COMPLETE.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 244 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Mike, the Pokemon Pokemon Master by IChooseTheFireStarter reviews
Every trainer has the dream of becoming the best. And almost every pokemon dream of having the best trainer. But what if a pokemon has the dream of becoming the best trainer?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaziken/Bursyamo
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 5,616 - Follows: 5,352 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8923 - Favs: 13,008 - Follows: 9,942 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
If the Foundations Be Destroyed by alice chess reviews
Post-TDK. Bruce Wayne's life goes from bad to worse, courtesy of his newly-escaped archnemesis. How can the Joker be defeated when Batman is in his unknowing clutches? Includes OCs. Violence, possible deaths.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,383 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Of Guns and Chrysanthemums by Dreamicide reviews
Red may have been born a mute child, but he was always talking. Always.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Red - Complete
The Fourth Wall in the Room by Oroburos69 reviews
The Joker sees more than he should.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
This Black Lamb by ChanceXIII reviews
AU Sometimes life is the question and death is the answer. Raito never understood life until he met death. Eventual L x Raito.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,692 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Light Y., L
The Prince by Neverending Odyssey reviews
He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,568 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Light Y., L
Sola Fide by Serria reviews
Naomi Misora gives L the lead he needs advance the Kira investigation with an arrested suspect and a possible conclusion. But in a world without eyes, he and Light Yagami are left guessing in a game that has no need for sanity. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Walk Like Men by Kenya Starflight reviews
On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5563 - Favs: 10,766 - Follows: 4,742 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 7,574 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Getting Eaten Alive by Tandrelmairon reviews
The LoisClark relationship the way my sources say it developed, keeping only the legend basics as canon.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,965 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 9,190 - Follows: 3,578 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
History Retold by Illeanah reviews
Thrown back in time Harry has no choice but to accept the guardianship of a wizard hated throughout time Salazar Slytherin. But nothing is as it seems. There is more to snake tongue than meets the eye! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,553 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Guidance by Alara Rogers reviews
Another alternate universe spinoff to "Only Human". Picard comes to visit Q on Starbase 56, and finds him suicidally depressed.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
Less Than a Man by Flame Tigress reviews
What did Voldemort see in the Mirror of Erised on the night he tried to steal the Philosopher's Stone? What had Tom Riddle seen years before...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Voldemort
In Answer to the Question of "Why?" by Flame Tigress reviews
In exile, Voldemort ponders the answer to the question of why he committed all his horrendous crimes. It's both more complex and much simpler than one might think...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Voldemort
Everything Changes by Dragoness reviews
I started out by changing ONE thing in a particular Poképisode, and seeing what follows. This fic is the result. Read
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,610 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/12/2001 - Published: 2/5/2000 - Complete
Red Or Dead by morrigan reviews
T. Riddle rant. Kind of an experiment-- be my subject? It's short and fairly painless, and probably causes no permanent damage...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2000
I Am Scabbers, Hear Me Roar by Moon reviews
Why did Peter Pettigrew turn against his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2000
Where in the World is Professor Snape 1/1 by Quaxo reviews
Harry and Co. discover what life without Snape would be like.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2000
How Voldemort Stole Christmas! by Katie Bell reviews
Apologies to Dr. Seuss
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2000 - Harry P.
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Tiniest Fluffiest Eternal Dragon! reviews
A person reborn as the weakest possible thing you could be born as, a puppy, son of Shu and minion of Emperor Pilaf, takes the opportunity to wish for a better form instead of women's underwear. They become an itty bitty dragon!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 7/31 - Piccolo, Shenron, OC, Shu
Forced Empathy reviews
Sociopaths can turn their empathy off at will. What if you could force one to always keep it on? Realistic psychopathy, for once. / Or: Harry travels back in time to kill Tom Riddle before he can make a horcrux. But he didn't quite factor in his own soul fragment or how it would react to a whole soul-version of itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,936 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Guardian Light In The Night reviews
What if Hiccup met the Light Fury first, years ago before he met Toothless, and she took on the role of his secret guardian? (Because I couldn't find much of any Light Fury fic. Feel free to steal the idea if you want.) Alt Title: Not Every Dragon Can Be Trained.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 5/12 - Hiccup, Toothless, The Big Dragon, OC
Friendship Tinged With Madness reviews
What if Lex Luthor remembered reporter Clark Kent's friendship from their Smallville days? Pre-slash if you squint, but really just friendship. Psychological humor/tragedy fic. One-shot.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
To Its Logical Conclusion reviews
Hermione gets Harry and all the other boys of Hogwarts pregnant. The parents are not pleased. MPREG, obviously, taken to its, uh, 'logical' conclusion. Also, minors doing the whambam. Parody, don't take too seriously. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.]
Phoenix Traveler reviews
He was abandoned and betrayed by his friends, but it was not meant to be. Now he must travel between worlds and timelines, before the taint spreads and the fabric of reality falls to darkness, and stop others from ascending the lines between dimensions and rewriting all reality in their image. Experimental ASCII art story. Hope it works! Possibly one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Fawkes
The Dragon Slayer reviews
Sometimes pain goes both ways. When Hiccup runs off with Toothless, the Red Death attacks, and Stoick dies, it's up to Astrid to save Berk and kill the Queen. Because actions have consequences, and it's ignorant to think you're the only one who ever feels outcast. Dark, gorey fic. Maybe HiccupxAstrid, but it won't be sunshine. Chief!Astrid. Includes real Viking military strategy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Astrid, The Big Dragon, Hiccup, Fishlegs I.
Dragon Captain Ushujaa reviews
Harry dies, time travels, becomes a pirate who frees slaves, and a dragon. Sometimes, he thinks life must really hate him. content note: Contains depictions of violence and slavery.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,846 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Temeraire
Zombie Cat Science reviews
Science loving suicidal person falls into the Naruto world. What happens when a reincarnation dies for a second time? What if you couldn't die permanently, no matter how hard you tried? What if the only other 'scientist' around is a sadistic snake loving ninja named Orochimaru and you catch his notice? M for repeated suicide. Psychological fic. Genderqueer semi-insert OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,199 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru, OC - Complete
Pigs to Slaughter reviews
Snape travels back through time to do what he hates most. Teach Potter. For this time, he won't be a pig raised for slaughter, this time he won't let Dumbledore kill Lily's Last. Unfortunately this backfires horribly when other children decide they want to be with Snape too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Foundations of a Man reviews
Harry's life didn't begin the day he chose his house beneath the hat. It's the little choices we make, the ones we never think about, that shape who we are. Examines/deconstructs Life Pre-Hogwarts to First year. Will happily allow suggestions to influence story! edit: I have since writing changed my mind a bit (I do that a lot for fun) but still stands as a possible interpretation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,452 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Revenge Of Ruatha reviews
Lessa makes an actual friend, and nothing is quite the same. A bolder Lessa who will not forget that the dragon riders did nothing to save Ruatha, and swears revenge.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
True Wub reviews
No matter what, she just couldn't get him out of her mind. The Greatest Ship Ever1111.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Korra, Gommu
Nothing More reviews
"..." he said.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Red, Mewtwo
Untrue World reviews
Humans aren't real, right? They're merely stories in the pokemon world meant to frighten and amuse children. That's what Charmander thinks. note: this story is kinda old. And very weird. Contains some violent/disturbing content.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Charmander/Hitokage
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