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Author has written 9 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Legend of Korra, Dragonriders of Pern series, Naruto, and Temeraire.

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Man, I haven't touched this account in ages. Used to go by 'amnothuman', hence the above joke. :P I can't guarantee that the older stuff is any good. I didn't know about trigger or content warnings back then, I think, or lots of other stuff. I'm extremely embarrassed how little I knew about Africa when I started writing Ushujaa.

I like to think aloud a lot, but I am not particularly attached to any sort of viewpoint, except the typical 'do not be a jackass' one. I used to be very into gritty realism, taking the worst possible view of anything, and interpreted lack of realism as a flaw but lately I've been finding more value in the absurd. I've always liked humor, though.

I am a recluse. Because people are terrifying. ...and my email is broken, but that's another story, a story of laziness.

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The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 422,219 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector
Sword of Slytherin by Incarnadine reviews
AU after CS17. Harry pulls a very different sword out of the Sorting Hat, and that changes everything. The Sword of Slytherin has powers that go far beyond just killing legendary monsters, and soon Harry finds himself caught up in an improbable adventure and a bizarre case of mistaken identity. It just goes to show that strange things can happen when time meddles with wizards...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Helga H., Rowena R.
Reluctant Hero by P.A.W.07 reviews
"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced sixteen years ago. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 153,976 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 225,484 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/19/2005
A Home for Fear by MiraEyeteeth reviews
Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 719 - Words: 203,904 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
The Undying Fire by Boogum reviews
It all started when an arrow hit the wrong target. Now Zuko must struggle to come to terms with this new and confusing vision of the world; a world where Avatars offer friendship, good and evil is just a blurred line of grey, and ... he can heal?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,330 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Zuko, Gaang
A Beginner's Guide To Pokémon by Thanos6 reviews
In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 50,028 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/17/2010
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7985 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Red Tide by Delu reviews
Your Pokémon don't faint, they die. You must attempt to catch the first Pokémon you see on a new Route, and only that Pokémon. Ready for a challenge? Press Start. Rated T for poké-death and mild language. Based in Pokemon RSE games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,216 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Blaziken/Bursyamo, Gardevoir/Sirknight
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 237,830 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Blood, Silk, and Steel by Lost In A Dark Wood reviews
AU. In a world where Sokka and Katara's father died instead of their mother, we follow the exploits of Sokka, a dark perversion of his former self, as he willingly enters the world of intrigue and deception that is the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,177 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sokka, Azula, Iroh, Zuko
The Secret Life of Mrs Norris by Wishful Thinker reviews
Ever wonder how Mrs. Norris and Filch teamed up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2000 - Mrs. Norris, Argus F. - Complete
To End All Evil by Zekkers reviews
A Post Jitters fic- Lex gets a chance to turn his life around. AU. A few more chapters, see Author notes for more details.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 101,762 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 12/13/2001
Change of Heart by Kiera777 reviews
PostDH.What if Bellatrix and Voldemort survived after the Battle?Bellatrix is sent back to the time when she was in school by Voldemort and is instructed to befriend her former enemies such as James,Lily,Sirius and Remus and convert them to the Dark Side
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,865 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bellatrix L.
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,156 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Evolution by Jaxxon reviews
Years ago, Ash left his Pokemon journey to be an assistant to Professor Oak. But after a lab accident, Ash will never be the same again.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,547 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/29/2001 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Mike, the Pokemon Pokemon Master by IChooseTheFireStarter reviews
Every trainer has the dream of becoming the best. And almost every pokemon dream of having the best trainer. But what if a pokemon has the dream of becoming the best trainer?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaziken/Bursyamo
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 3,683 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
If the Foundations Be Destroyed by alice chess reviews
Post-TDK. Bruce Wayne's life goes from bad to worse, courtesy of his newly-escaped archnemesis. How can the Joker be defeated when Batman is in his unknowing clutches? Includes OCs. Violence, possible deaths.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,383 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Of Guns and Chrysanthemums by Dreamicide reviews
Red may have been born a mute child, but he was always talking. Always.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Red - Complete
History Retold by Illeanah reviews
Thrown back in time Harry has no choice but to accept the guardianship of a wizard hated throughout time Salazar Slytherin. But nothing is as it seems. There is more to snake tongue than meets the eye! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,553 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Guidance by Alara Rogers reviews
Another alternate universe spinoff to "Only Human". Picard comes to visit Q on Starbase 56, and finds him suicidally depressed.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
Less Than a Man by Flame Tigress reviews
What did Voldemort see in the Mirror of Erised on the night he tried to steal the Philosopher's Stone? What had Tom Riddle seen years before...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Voldemort
In Answer to the Question of "Why?" by Flame Tigress reviews
In exile, Voldemort ponders the answer to the question of why he committed all his horrendous crimes. It's both more complex and much simpler than one might think...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Voldemort
Everything Changes by Dragoness reviews
I started out by changing ONE thing in a particular Poképisode, and seeing what follows. This fic is the result. Read
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,610 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/12/2001 - Published: 2/5/2000 - Complete
Red Or Dead by morrigan reviews
T. Riddle rant. Kind of an experiment-- be my subject? It's short and fairly painless, and probably causes no permanent damage...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2000
I Am Scabbers, Hear Me Roar by Moon reviews
Why did Peter Pettigrew turn against his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2000
Where in the World is Professor Snape 1/1 by Quaxo reviews
Harry and Co. discover what life without Snape would be like.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2000
How Voldemort Stole Christmas! by Katie Bell reviews
Apologies to Dr. Seuss
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2000 - Harry P.
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Zombie Cat Science reviews
Science loving suicidal insert falls into the Naruto world. What happens when an insert dies for a second time? What if you couldn't die permanently, no matter how hard you tried? What if the person most like you in your new world was a sadistic snake summoning scientist named Orochimaru?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/25 - OC, Orochimaru, Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
All The Spares reviews
It's the classic Dark Harry fic... or not. When the hero refuses the call, it's up the Spares, the Unchosen ones, to be the heroes. Insane!Harry, Nuanced Dumbledore and Snape, Nuanced Dursleys. World's first Bashfail!fic (to my knowledge), Harry tries to bash and faces slightly more realistic results for it than having everything fall into his lap. Originally written while angry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Severus S.
Pigs to Slaughter reviews
Snape travels back through time to do what he hates most. Teach Potter. For this time, he won't be a pig raised for slaughter, this time he won't let Dumbledore kill Lily's Last. Unfortunately this backfires horribly when other children decide they want to be with Snape too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/9 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Foundations of a Man reviews
Harry's life didn't begin the day he chose his house beneath the hat. It's the little choices we make, the ones we never think about, that shape who we are. Examines/deconstructs Life Pre-Hogwarts to First year. Will happily allow suggestions to influence story! edit: I have since writing changed my mind a bit (I do that a lot for fun) but still stands as a possible interpretation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Dragon Captain Ushujaa reviews
Harry dies, time travels, becomes a pirate who frees slaves, and a dragon. Sometimes, he thinks life must really hate him. content note: finally updated. Contains depictions of violence and slavery.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,226 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Temeraire
Revenge Of Ruatha reviews
Lessa makes an actual friend, and nothing is quite the same. A bolder Lessa who will not forget that the dragon riders did nothing to save Ruatha, and swears revenge.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
True Wub reviews
No matter what, she just couldn't get him out of her mind. The Greatest Ship Ever1111.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Korra, Gommu
Nothing More reviews
"..." he said.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Red, Mewtwo
Untrue World reviews
Humans aren't real, right? They're merely stories in the pokemon world meant to frighten and amuse children. That's what Charmander thinks. note: this story is kinda old. And very weird. Contains some violent/disturbing content.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Charmander/Hitokage
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