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Joined 04-12-10, id: 2324848, Profile Updated: 07-12-10
Author has written 2 stories for Ranger's Apprentice.

Name: CamCam :D (fear my name, I one day vow to... TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!)

Status: Mentally insane(there is actually a quiz on this particular subject) ;D

Age: 16!!!!(FINALLY!!... Drivers licence... HERE I COME!! MwahahahahahEvil laughter continues for awhile until rudely interrupted by sudden hair ball)

Favorite quote: Imaginative people are never alone! (George!! Stop teasing your brother!! Charlie, get off that nice man!! Billy-Bob Joe!! Stop flirting with your sister!! Missy, don't encourage her!!)

Imaginary Friends: George(guy), Charlie(girl), Fred(guy), Billy-Bob Joe(girl), Missy(girl) (Full house much??)

Favorite books:(oh jeez this will take FOREVER!!) Rangers Apprentice, Night Angels Trilogy, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel(series), Twilight series, Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, Warriors, Seekers, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Robin Hood, Book Thief (The list is endless, as I spend a vast majority of my time reading, I iz NERD!!)

Wish: I wish to be a DRAGON!! (Then watch your reaction as I say "nom nom nom" in very cuute voice - pronounced koo-t)

Favorite anime/manga: D.Gray-man, Naruto, Final Fantasy, Fullmetal Alchemist, InuYasha, Gundam seed(Destiny), Bleach, Soul Eater, Wolf's Rain, Pandora Hearts, +Anima, Shaman King, Avatar

Favorite Movies: How to train your dragon!! Percy Jackson lightning thief, Avatar, Beyond Sherwood Forest, Robin Hood(the cartoon one), Flushed away, Princess and the Frog, Alvin and the Chipmunks(both), Avatar, From Paris with Love, G.I Joe, X-Men(all of them), Pirates of the Caribbean(Favoritest EVAR!!), Narnia, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Dukes of Hazard, Peter Pan, Harry Potter, Sister Hood of the Traveling pants(made me sob, I never do that!) Anyway I guess you get the point(a lot!)

LOVES TO DRAW!!

I am still learning to suppress my innar Demon(not working so well)

Favorite Singers/Bands: Skillet, Seether, Saosin, Taylor Swift, Bullet for my Valentine, My Chemical Romance, Owl City, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Escape the fate, Evanescence, Jason Derulo, Simple Plan, Sum41, Marianas Trench, and so on...

Favorite Song: Caramell Dansen(look it up! Its absolutely hilarious!!! :D)

Stories:

Captured - Ranger's Apprentice - in progress - What if, instead of escaping Morgarath with the Skandians, Will and Evanlyn were brought to the front of the armies, when Morgarath issued his challenge to Halt, will they survive? or is this it? set near the end of book 2.

Rescue Me - Ranger's Apprentice - in progress - Alyss and Pauline after receiving word of an attack on Celtica, were attacked themselves, Pauline was taken captive and Alyss went to find Halt but found Will instead. Now it's Will's job to stop a hostile country, find Pauline and keep Alyss safe. - Story idea from NoWordsDiscribeMe

Working on 2 for D.Gray-man

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

Wow I totoally fell for that and then I got two of my friends and for some reason I could not stop laughing! lol :D

Pure Awesomness!!(this is actually hilarious)

Mental Disorder Help Line:

If you are obsessive-compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities: Press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid: We know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive: It doesn't matter what number you press - no-one will answer.
If you are dyslexic: Press 912512497591576041.
If you have a nervous disorder: Please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia: Press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have short term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have low self esteem: Please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

You say BABY PINK

I say BLOOD RED

You say Pink

I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Avril Lavigne
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Linkin Park
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM(this is definately me!)

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!
╚═╩═╩═╝

(I love/like basically anything/everything until given a reason not to)

Things of pure HILARITY to do in an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say "Your Majesty" when anyone gets on

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!(YEAH!!)

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!(I always wanted one! Finaly, a dream come true!)

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!(hairball)

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!(done and done)

TOP 5 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the steet.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all." - Reggithetubaman

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a phone.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and admire the beauty of the landscape afer the rains.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird ,who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, Rose angel 428, Alyss Mainwaring,Ali Ranger51, .EvIl.bUnNeHz.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)

120 Ways to Get Under Lucius Malfoy’s Skin
And possibly get yourself killed

1. Draw imitations of the Dark Mark around his house. Really bad ones.
2. Ask him, “If you and Narcissa divorced, would you still be cousins?”
3. Don’t act intimidated by him in any way. Ever.
4. Pester him about his love life at Hogwarts.
5. “So, where did you first meet Narcissa? At a family reunion?”
6. Make him read fanfics. Make sure they’re the worst ones you can find.
7. Disappear for days at a time only to pop back in and say, “I was just visiting the Weaslys!”
8. Alternatively, tell him you were looking for Crumple-Horned Snorkacks.
9. Hide his blankie. Hide it well, as he will literally turn the house upside-down looking for it.
10. When he accuses you of stealing it, look at him with puppy-dog eyes. He’ll fall for it every time.
11. Announce to him that you and Draco are going to get married once you’re both of age, even though you’re a Muggle-born. (If you’re not, say so anyway)
12. When he yells at you both and Draco denies it, keep up the act. The results will be entertaining.
13. Imitate Dobby. Do so often.
14. Ask him how he could hate Muggles, seeing as “it’s just so cute how they try to get along without magic!”
15. “Accidentally” slip some Veritaserum in his evening drink. Force him to tell you his deepest, darkest secrets. Make sure you include his greatest fear.
16. Hold these secrets over his head. Subtly mock him about them when in other people’s presence.
17. Randomly send out invitations to house parties to influential people. Make sure it’s at a time when the embarrassment factor will be at its highest. (For example, when he’s taking a bath, just going to bed, etc.)
18. Randomly send out alerts to people who work for him to “come at once!” Sit back and watch the fun.
19. Teach him swear words in foreign languages. If he uses them, scold him loudly.
20. Better yet, send him a Howler when he’s in front of the Minister (or some other high-placed official).
21. In said Howler, use some of the very words you’re reprimanding him for using. Repeatedly.
22. Re-enroll him in Hogwarts, if at all possible. Tell him you thought it would give him a chance to relive his youth.
23. If this is not possible, collect other people’s memories of him while he was at school. Show them to everyone who thinks he’s a saint.
24. When he yells at you and demands an explanation for why people have stopped talking to him, simply tell him, “The truth will set you free.”
25. Alternatively, deny it vehemently. Then “help” koff hinder koff his thorough investigation.
26. Tell people who come to see him he still sleeps with his blankie.
27. Tell people who come to see him he still sleeps with a teddy bear.
28. Let him catch you talking casually with a Muggle friend.
29. Call him Haldir.
30. Call him Legolas.
31. Then say, “Wait...you’re not hot/poncy enough.” (Depends on if you’re a Legolas fan.)
32. Mock him on the length of his hair. “Have you ever had a haircut? Like, ever?”
33. Cut and dye his hair. Make sure it’s a hideous/unnatural color.
34. Let him catch you “almost” giving his latest house-elf clothes. Insist you “just wanted him/her to be warm, poor thing!”
35. Draw really bad caricatures of him and everyone in his family. Insist it is “art”.
36. Tell him that you’ve read Deathly Hallows and “I don’t think it’s gonna turn out the way you think.”
37. Tell other people he’s just a big softie.
38. When he loses his temper at someone, remind him to use his “inside voice.”
39. Plaster Daniel Radcliffe posters all over Malfoy Manor.
40. Wallpaper Draco’s room with Emma Watson posters.
41. Constantly make allusions to Muggle literature. Laugh at him when he doesn’t get them.
42. Even better, make allusions to classical television shows.
43. Learn a foreign language. Insult him in it while sounding like you’re complimenting him. Tone of voice is key here.
44. Let him catch you “practicing your mean face” in front of a mirror. Make sure you look as ridiculous as possible.
45. Show people this “mean face” at important social events.
46. Tell them Lucius taught you how to do it.
47. Read Vogue at important meetings. If he ever acknowledges you, wait until he sounds riled (saying your name sharply, practically rising, etc.), then glance up with a distracted “Hm?”
48. Practice various spells around the house. Practice on very rare and valuable things.
49. Practice on Draco.
50. Practice with Draco. (Best if you are Muggle-born)
51. Practice on Narcissa.
52. Once you’ve amassed a pretty good repertoire of hexes, jinxes, and curses, randomly hex/curse/jinx him. Do so often.
53. If (when) he yells at you, remain silent, letting him run out of steam. Then, when he asks something along the lines of “Well? Don’t you have anything to say for yourself?” yell “CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!” a la Alastor Moody and walk away.
54. Walk behind him, spraying air freshener every five minutes.
55. Better yet, walk behind him, spraying his robes with Febreeze (or the wizarding alternative) every five minutes. Continue to do so even after his robes are dripping wet.
56. Poke him randomly.
57. When he turns around, look annoyed, say “What?” and walk away.
58. Go to a hard-to-find place, cast the Sonorus charm, and start singing. Horribly.
59. When he’s storming around looking for you, sing dramatic music. (e.g. DUHN DUHN DUUUUHN!!”)
60. Alternatively, call out whether he’s getting colder or warmer. Contradict yourself. (The Supersensory Charm would probably be your best bet for knowing where he is.)
61. Randomly scream at the top of your lungs. Say you think it was “too quiet.”
62. Scream in his ear in the middle of the night.
63. Call him “Teddy.”
64. If you’re feeling particularly brave (or if you have a death wish), call him “Pooky.”
65. Insist on speaking only in a falsetto.
66. Make everything in his wardrobe pink. Even the shoes.
67. Take away his cane, “because, really, those things as accessories are so last century.”
68. Force him into a room with a working television. Make him watch The Princess Bride.
69. Threaten him with marshmallows.
70. Leave green Chocolate Frogs in shadowy corners.
71. Take away Draco’s Chocolate Frog card collection. The whining really starts to grate after the first fifteen straight minutes.
72. Give him some Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. Make sure they’re only horrible ones.
73. Tell him that if he doesn’t eat them, his deepest, darkest secret will be in the Daily Prophet by morning.
74. Run around the house screaming “Come my minions! Time to take over the WOOOOORLD!!” at the top of your lungs.
75. Call the house-elves/elf “minion(s).”
76. Call the house-elf/elves “Gollum” even if it’s a girl.
77. Tell Draco his name is stupid. He will not stop whining.
78. Constantly tattle on various members of the household, even when they haven’t done anything. Whine as much as is humanly possible.
79. When speaking, whine. Even if you’re not complaining.
80. Drop Stinkbombs into hard-to-reach places. Claim you “just needed to practice the Bubble-Head Charm.”
81. Get him underwear for his birthday.
82. Get him socks for Christmas.
83. Or vice versa.
84. Knit him sweaters. Eye-burning ones.
85. Let him catch you kissing Draco under the mistletoe. (Again, this works best if you are not a pure-blood.)
86. Get him a random animal for a random gift-giving occasion.
87. Make up crazy holidays, and insist everyone celebrate.
88. Teach the house-elf/elves pig latin.
89. Make a blanket fort in the dining room. Use his blankie.
90. Make slipcovers for every piece of slipcover-able furniture in the Manor. Make them in colors that will sear your retinas.
91. Make these slipcovers impervious to Severing Charms, or anything of the sort.
92. Tell him he “just can’t pull off the goth look.”
93. Gasp dramatically and/or pretend to pass out every time he mentions the Dark Lord.
94. Give him a tail. Don’t tell him about it.
95. Write only in Internet/text language. (You know what I mean.)
96. Beg him incessantly for a tattoo.
97. If he asks you what you want, say the Dark Mark.
98. When he yells at you, act all sweet and innocent and “I-have-no-idea-why-you-are-so-upset.”
99. Go on spontaneous shopping sprees. Buy the most expensive and useless things possible.
100. Grill him on his hygiene habits.
101. Tell him he looks like a woman. Run for your life.
102. Make him watch cheesy movies with no plot and really bad special effects.
103. Tell him Draco's name is stupid and he (Lucius) needs to get an imagination.
104. Tell him Voldemort is a misguided nutjob. Run.
105. Teach the house-elf/elves to dance.
106. Go up to the roof in the middle of summer and cast the Sonorus Charm. Proceed to sing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. (I'd recommend wearing hearing protection.)
107. Run around singing "I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves" or some variant thereof as loud as possible.
108. "Accidentally" break his cane.
109. Lead the house-elf/elves around the Manor singing The Song That Never Ends.
110. Put makeup on him while he sleeps. Do a really bad job.
111. Paint his face as he sleeps.
112. Replace all his robes with witch's dress robes.
113. Get Draco addicted to M&Ms.
114. Get Draco addicted to horribly annoying pop music.
115. Paint the Manor in a neon, retina-searing, so-bright-it-practically-glows-in-the-dark color. Preferably pink.
116. Constantly quote Dr. Seuss and/or Lewis Carroll. (Only the nonsense parts, for example, "And what would you do if you met a Jibboo?" or "Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!")
117. Somehow incorporate sex, drugs and rock&roll into every conversation with him.
118. End every conversation with peace, love, _. (Thx to the wonderful Steel Scorpion/Nikki Orwell for these last two!)

119. Play Celestina Warbeck 24/7.
120. And finally...Make a list of all the things you've done and give copies to everyone you know. That way, when he finally kills you, the annoyance shall never end.

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of nose bleed (Bring a kechup pack for this).

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "this is STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go to the movies.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how awesome the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Sleep.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who on earth are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake a heart-attack. When everyone starts screaming and callin 911, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress. (How do you do this if you're a girl? I wear jeans an T-Shirts anyway. Do NOT send me a PM about it, kay?

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.

People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.

People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profileIf you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile .

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.

If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you talk to your book charcters copy this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :)

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the +Anima manga series should be made into an anime copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, NegimaFan, Princess Falling Star, Tahza, Grace Raven, Flyingflower666'-'666, .EvIl.bUnNeHz.

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completly and utterly tired of people posting stories in the wrong section on purpose, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

0 of teens of vampires. 99 are wannabes. Please post this or put it in your signature/profile if you're one of the 1 that is actually sane

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your on two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. XD

If you think Husky and Nana (from +Anima) should get together, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, and do the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above copy this to your profile and that too, up there.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If your are the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Flyingflower666'-'666, .EvIl.bUnNeHz.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you talk to your book charcters copy this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.

xYou hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Use the force!)
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (Everyone should smile constantly-I don’t think it counts that I do!)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like. (Kinda soooo maybe it counts a little)
You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 10

Quotes:

"Life is like photography, you develop from the negatives.

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother theresa into an axe murderer" - Max

When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes. (My absolute favorite one!)

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

I couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder.

Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car.

"You can't have any of my nothing!"

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doensn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

"If a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. One robots will be doing soon."

"If every cloud has a silver lining, then hundrends of people have been struck by lightning looking for it."

"The harder you try, the dumber you look."

"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, your not alone. And yet, you are alone. So very alone..."

"Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running."

"A friend is someone you want to be around when you feel like being yourself" ~ Barbara Burrow

"A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks with you in the shadows"

"Best friends listen to what you don't say" ~ Samantha Norman

"Life begins on the other side of despair" ~ Jean-Paul Sartre

"When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy"

"Each departed friends is a magnet that attracts us to the next world" ~ Jean Paul Richter

"Real friendship is the sharing of all the heart holds inside, its tears and laughter, its joys and broken dreams"

"A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out"

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you asshole."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (i used to be a dancer)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m on the HONOR ROLL so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I sometimes wear guys clothes because I find them more comfortable)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (I'm only a perfectionist at times)

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm NOT FAT, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (I really like to sing)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST be trying to be black

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be an idiot with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I TALK a lot, so I MUST be self-centered.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(depends on the book)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (depends on the situation)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd. (sometimes)
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

"Be UniQue- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”(hope we get that phone call)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste this shit.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

I thought if I threw the mushroom into the river the world would explode with flowers and rainbows..
- Fable

You build worlds of sand and stone, I build worlds of words alone...

"I'm going to KILL you until you DIE from it!"

Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

A tree only hits an automobile in self-defence.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

How do you mow the lawn somewhere that says "Keep off the grass"?

At Niagra Falls you'll find a sign, just under the waterfall, that says "No smoking."(this is very interesting indeed)

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Crazy Pick-Up lines: (If u has any please let me know I love hearing/reading them) ;D

-How do you spell "beautiful"? With "u" in it!!

-If I was to rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together!

-How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the Ice!! Can I have your number?

-I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you!

-Baby, you must be a broom 'cuz you just swept me off my feet!!

-Are you religious? Why? Because you're the answer to my prayers!

-Can you give me directions... to your heart?

-Did they just take you out of the oven? No, why? Because you're hot!

-Do you have a map? No, why? Because I just got lost in your eyes!!

-You don't need car keys to drive me crazy

-If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty!!

-My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!

-If you were a drug, I would overdose!

-If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

-Can I have your picture? Why? So I can show santa what I want for christmas!

-Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster!

-Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

-Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

-Are you an Alien? No, why? Because you just abducted my heart!

-Are you from Tennessee? No, why? Because you're the only 10 I see!

-Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

-It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?

-If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!

-Fat penguin. What? I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

Friends are like wedgies it feels great when you pick out a good one!

I also have the same profile on FictionPress and Im working on stories for this one too!

You can visit it here: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/723453/

If you read my whole profile page you are NERD just like ME!! YEAY!! I'm not the only one!!

Thank you for all the wonderful reviews!! I will update as soon as possible, but as i'm sure you know life is easily plastered ALL OVER!! I am alsoo currently writing 2 more chapter fics(both for D.Gray-man)and I hope to have them out soon!! THANK YOU!!

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To Death and Glory by Merlyn Pyndragon reviews
Five years after the adventure in Nihon-Ja, life seems quiet for Rangers Halt and Will, quiet at last. That is, until a beast from the east comes prowling for Champions. A Toscan lord is recruiting skilled warriors from various countries to fight in the colossal Arena of Romena. Most of these warriors are not willing contestants. And now he's in Araluen, with an eye on a Ranger.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 149,343 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Will, Halt, Horace, Gilan
Distorted by Sopphires reviews
AU from 4x04. When an unexpected visitor arrives at Kurt's home in New York, he casts a shadow of doubt over the truth of Blaine's confession and sets into motion a spiral of events, whilst Blaine struggles to come to terms with what has happened and finds help presenting itself in an unlikely form as he learns that he is, truly, not alone. Rated T for language and themes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 300,678 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What about Blaine? by moonshoesklaine reviews
My take on shooting star, but a little different. Blaine gets shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,036 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Blaine A.
Adventures of the Guardians by fai-dreams reviews
The world of the Guardians is a big one, and in it there are many stories to be told. Oneshots of all genres about the Guardians' and Jack's life. Pre and post movie, including characters from the Guardians of Childhood and crossovers.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,264 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Jack Frost
An Innocent Heart by Innocent heart2 reviews
After Allen nearly died on his mission, all of his friends are told that he will not live much past his seventeenth birthday. With that in mind, everyone pitches in to make all of his wishes come true. AllenXLenalee with possible other pairings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,677 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Frozen passion by MysticFantasy reviews
While dancing around their feelings for one another, Steve and Natasha find themselves stranded in a frozen wasteland with no idea if they'll be found by SHIELD or freeze to death.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
And the bloodshed that followed by Yuu-chi reviews
New student, Allen Walker, is an enigma wrapped in a mystery covered in a shroud of danger. Kanda really should just call it quits, but as questions mount and the unseen threats loom, he finds that he's already in too deep. Nobody ever said highschool was supposed to be easy, but Kanda's fairly certain they're probably doing it wrong.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,147 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Worthy by MysticFantasy reviews
By Odin's request, anyone who is able to lift Mjolnir is to appear before him. Upon discovering that Steve is able to lift the hammer, Thor takes him and the team to Asgard to speak with Odin himself.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor
Red with anger by MysticFantasy reviews
No longer being chased by General Ross, Bruce is finally feeling good about himself. But just when things are looking promising something turns his world upside down.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R.
Just a Simple Mistake by SivanShemesh reviews
Lord Elrond and the twins blamed him. How could he look at his friend's face once again? It was his fault and he knew it. Legolas angst. Nominated for MEFA 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,313 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn
Storm by JBKJNF reviews
Kurt has a normal life; till he meets Blaine, Rachel's twin brother, who turns his world completely upside What happens when they get stuck in the storm of things? AU Anderberry!Sibling & badboy!Blaine : [Character Death not Kurt or Blaine]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Cold is the past by MysticFantasy reviews
Steve is depressed about what's happened in his past. When a mission arrives of a mysterious fighter, Steve suddenly finds his past coming to the present in a form that could turn his world upside down.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Revenge Of The Lotus by TeukieWookie reviews
He knew what he wanted, and he knew it was wrong, but nothing would stop him. Kanda smiled evilly when he thought of what he was going to do to whoever did this to his Allen...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
No Booty Calls, you guys! by Innocent heart2 reviews
When three exorcists have a little contest to do with a certain white-haired male, stuff starts happening like you would never have thought possible. Too many pairings to even start to name off.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Allen Walker
From the Shadows by Penthal reviews
As Legolas sets off to go hunting in the forest he is unaware that he is not the only one intent on killing that day. A young man sets off to murder the Prince and avenge his family. Will Legolas' friends and family be able to save him in time? Or will it be too late for the young prince?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Legolas
Rise of the Guardians Oneshots by HuntressBiancadiAngelo reviews
A whole bunch of one-shots for the Rise of the Guardians. Pretty much all will have to do with jack Frost. All genres, ranging from Hurt/Comfort to Family to Humor. No slash. Please R&R. Accepting prompts.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,096 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Jack Frost, North, Bunnymund, Tooth
The Warning by SparkleWolf7000 reviews
Jack plays in the woods. Pitch sends a warning. Bunnymund collects the pieces.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,651 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Only Death Awaits by luv animemanga forever reviews
" You okay?" He smiled again then took a step forward, heavy and urgent pants escaped his cracked lips. The blade fell out of his grasp with a dull clang as he reached out his hand shakily to slightly brush his sister's cheek before tumbling down. " Hansel!"
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,071 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hansel, Gretel
The Plague by Archiril reviews
A cruel illness is sneaking into the White City... Strangely enough it is only affecting elves. Can Aragorn stop the plague before it claims his best friend's life?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Documentary by MysticFantasy reviews
Tony finds old films about a certain super soldier. While Steve's away, the team will watch.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,394 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
House Call by fai-dreams reviews
Bunnymund gets a surprise visit from his least favorite companion. The last thing the Easter Bunny wants to do is help Jack Frost, but when it becomes a dire situation, what is he going to do? Based upon a writing prompt I received from SparkleWolf7000. The book cover artwork is property of SparkleWolf7000 as well.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Pierrot by dark1408 reviews
The exorcists are slowly losing their faith in the Black Order, seeing how Allen was forcefully appointed a General. Why is Kanda so concerned about Allen's deteriorating health? Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Crashed Into You by TwistedRocketPower reviews
It's Kurt's first drive home from New York, and everything's fine... until he's about fifteen minutes from home, then everything changes. He was only distracted from the road for a few seconds, but those few seconds may have permanent consequences.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Photographs of a Tragic Anderson: A Collection of Odes to Loki by gotta B writin reviews
*FORMERLY WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HAPPY ENDINGS?* Inspired by another writer's love for the character/actor, I have begun a collection of unrelated one shots that deal with a very unlucky Blaine Anderson. Let's see how many tragic situations we can put Blaine into. Some more serious themes will be dealt with. Read at your own risk, though please note that the rating is only T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E.
Promises Unkept by Rose Mello reviews
Movie-Verse After 'The Amazing Spiderman' As Peter admits his love for Gwen, their lives take an entirely twisted turn. As they deal with love and hardship, a new enemy arises as Peter realises someone- someone dangerous- is out for his blood. Murder, kidnapping, hurt, love, friendship and tragedy is woven into the web. Can Spiderman save the day again?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,801 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Falling into Pitch Black by q.feuille7 reviews
Bunnymund goes looking for a missing Jack Frost and finds him frozen in a lake. How did he get there? And what if Pitch did something to him. Will the Gaurdians have to fight him to save him? Can they save him in time or will he die trying.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Wanted by LegosetLover555 reviews
Orcs are attacking Mirkwood in an attempt to bring down the kingdom. Legolas is injured protecting his lands. Who will win this raid?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil
Love Hurts by Sukiya62 reviews
Amu was forced to work for Easter after they threatened her. After she signed a contract, Ikuto was let go from Easter and left a few days after his realease. Amu is now famous and all her charas have X's. What can Ikuto do to save her? DISCONTINUED. Put into new version dubbed "Dare You To Move".
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The End of the Third Age by Nebraskafan reviews
They had believed a narrowly avoided foe to be dead. But fifty years later, when Aragorn is in rule of Gondor, the enemy resurfaces. This time, Legolas will be the one to pay the price, unless Aragorn risks something else: and that is his people. Kings are tested, loyalties are stretched, and impossible choices have to be made – choices that can bring the most valiant Men to ruin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,111 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
But Those Are The Best Kind by TheCheeryCherry reviews
Gwen POV on the events towards the end of TASM movie and what happens afterwards.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,329 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Gwen S., Peter P./Spider-Man
The Morganian Apprentice by Argent-Jinx reviews
AU. Balthazar is sucked into the urn for ten years, leaving a defenseless ten year old in the shop to face Horvath alone. Warning: Lots of hurt!Dave in future chapters. No slash, just so you know.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,571 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Dave S., Balthazar B.
The Sugar Sickness by Very Sincerely Yours reviews
Pre movie; The doctor told them what was coming, but they still weren't prepared the first time he got sick. Years later, as accomplished, adult witch hunters, they still forgot how severe it was. They forgot, because you can never really be prepared. Not with something like that, not ever. (includes serpent witch, hurt hansel, sibling angst and general witch hunting plot)
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Hansel, Gretel
Elven Trilogy: Cursed by any other name by Firecracker27 reviews
The age of men has dawned. Rangers take siege of middle earth. they capture and release them only to hunt them dead. But when these rangers come across the elves of mirkwood they soon find they have found their match. but when one ranger encounters an elf that surpasses his league they both find themselves lost in the misty mountains forced to rely on each other. /new fic. renewed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Best Promises by my-interesting-penname reviews
Gwen Stacey lives the typical life of a high school overachiever, except for the fact that her boyfriend happens to swing across New York on webs as Spiderman! Her boyfriend, Peter, promised her dad to stay away from her to keep her safe, but does Peter put Gwen in danger by not keeping that promise? After all, the best promises are the ones you can't keep.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,081 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Gwen S., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Beyond Broken by princess.of.forever reviews
Blaine pushes himself through Harvard poly-sci to please his parents. He does a nice job of covering up how stressed he is, until one morning when Kurt gets a call saying that Blaine has tried to kill himself. WARNING: attempted suicide, NOT graphic, tho
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,520 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Grasping at Ashes by The Dramatic Sneeze reviews
An attack on the camp leaves the Fellowship shaken, and their elf injured. But when his wounds prove to be more than skin deep, Legolas soon finds himself a prisoner of his own mind and the task falls on Aragorn and company to set him free.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
Old Friends by fai-dreams reviews
Writing prompt suggested by xaylan. It is finally the first day of winter in the town of Burgess, Virgina, and a few of the children hope to see an old family friend.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Jamie, Jack Frost
Shattered Truths, Frozen Lies by HawkheartedLion reviews
A few years after Jack becomes a Guardian, Pitch is back as seemingly up to his old tricks. However Jack soon learns that this time Pitch means business. He has been kidnapping children in hopes of drawing the Guardians out. Lines are crossed in the fight with The Boogeyman and the Guardians are left to question if it is all really worth it in the end. Rating may go up.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,111 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost
Unmasked by WinteryGrave reviews
Set after the events of The Amazing Spider-Man, Peter Parker must now face off against a new threat: a second masked figure has arrived in New York City. Forced into conflict with one another, Spider-Man quickly becomes the target of this mysterious figure who is obsessed with unmasking Peter and robbing him of everything he loves. Peter/Gwen.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Warmth Of the Pack by alphawolf96 reviews
Kiba and the gang are attacked by Humans and their machines. What will the pack do when a sniper shoots kiba? My first fanfic please Review!Rated T for being violent
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kiba - Complete
Age Before Beauty by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Steve was younger than he had claimed and now they had to deal with the consequences of a sixteen-year-old soldier on and off the battlefield.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,664 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Heartless Winter by CrimsonStorm3737 reviews
Set after the Break Up. Blaine shows up at the Hummel-Hudson Household in a bad condition. Please Review :)
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Blaine A.
Reckless by nine miles to go reviews
Sequel to "Lying Heart." Gwen has spent the last two years of her life trying to move past Peter Parker, but it's hard to forget a boy who lives twenty feet down the hall. COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,366 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
The Rise of the Guardians Story Collection by fantasygirl1227 reviews
So this is meant to be a set of various oneshots set in the RotG universe. Chapter 7 - Part 2 and the final part of Hijacked. Jack tries to find a way to escape from Pitch's lair so that he can warn the Guardians about his plan. Will he succeed? Or will he be stuck there until Pitch decides to let him go?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie
Unwinding by SadieBloo reviews
Steve gets terminally ill, and his husband Tony is there for him every step of the way even though he feels like he is the one dying. Stony, Superhusbands. Perhaps some science bros.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Guardian's High School by HuntressBiancadiAngelo reviews
Modern Au. North, Tooth, Sandy, and Aster(Bunnymund) are all in highschool(seniors) when a new boy comes to the school called Jack. Jack is hiding something from them, can they find out what it is? And if they do, can they help Jack before it's to late? Warnings: Death and drowning in some chapters, nothing to graphic, as well as occasional cussing. Child abuse. NO SLASH
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,093 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Jack Frost, North, Tooth, Man in the Moon - Complete
Fitness test by MysticFantasy reviews
The Avengers are pulled into a fitness exam.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Complete
Healing by frostofsummer reviews
Sequel to Darkness. Pitch has beaten Reaper, became a Guardian, and now he must travel the road of recovery. And boy will it be a bumpy one. Rated T due to caution.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,377 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Complete
Broken bones by MysticFantasy reviews
Five times Steve got a broken bone.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Darkness by frostofsummer reviews
Jack is taken by Pitch and an ally of his. Can the other Guardians save him or will Pitch get his revenge. Rated t because I'm overly cautious.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Jamie's Guardian by Nixter97 reviews
When Jamie's parents die in a fire, Jack takes him in to take care of him, and raise him. Jack soon discovers that the fire was no accident; and he'll do what ever it takes to find out who killed Jamie's family. *A little bit of Jack/Jamie in this!*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Through the ages by MysticFantasy reviews
Steve is found in the ice after just five years from crashing the plane. He resumes his duties as a captain until certain things aren't easy to hide anymore.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Drowing In Air by Elegantly Innocent reviews
Jack discovers that not all nightmares are dreams. Three-shot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Jack Frost
Flight is a freighted Frost's fight by Dimmension Traveler reviews
It wasn't a wolf pack that killed Jackson at the lake that fateful night when he protected his sister. Pitch wasn't as satisfied with the nightmares of those children. He wanted palpable fear. And, one night, he found it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Distant Struggles by twenty-two-spectacles reviews
/Title changed! originally 'Struggling'/ Peter turns up late to class - Again. This time he's particularly worse for wear. Peter struggles to balance his double life and its starting to become a mess. Movie-verse/starts after the Amazing Spider-man movie
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Bitten by Jasper-Jazz reviews
(Currently being re written and tweaked!)Tyki turns Allen into a vampire and now that the boy is living with him can Tyki keep his lustful feelings under control? TykixAllen lots of lemon
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,802 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
For You Mellon Nin by ElvesAreEpic reviews
Legolas and Aragorn take off on another adventure, but, between orcs, a mountain, and a cave will the two friends be able to survive? What will the two friends be required to do in order to survive long enough to arrive at Rivendell? R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Deals with a Demon by Kurisuten-chan reviews
Every single Avenger has, at some point in their life, made a Deal at Death's crossroads. These Deals have all cost them something dire. (Starts out as mainly Tony and Steve, but will include a lot of other characters [Clint, Coulson, Natasha, Bruce, Thor, Pepper, Rhodey, Fury, and Hill] - they've all made a Deal.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Looking for an Elf by WillabethRulz reviews
Stepping past a tree Thranduil came to a scene that made his blood freeze. A long Ivy knife lay on the ground blood covering the handle. A few feet away a huge bloodstain covered the ground. "Ai Legolas!" Thranduil whispered "No"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil
Deal With a Demon by smokymace reviews
Tony didn't make it back through the portal, so Steve makes a deal. Now Steve's in Loki's debt and he can't let the team know. But Tony's starting to get suspicious. Slight AU, mostly movie!verse. probable steve!whump. character death. probable stony. maybe some stoki but probably not. other pairings to be decided suggested by reviewers/readers if any.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Goodbye by ThePirateCelt reviews
The death of Captain America. Steve/Tony friendship. No pairing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Fault In Our Stars by Tell Dallas reviews
Avengers AU, based off the the novel 'The Fault in Our Stars' by John Green. It's not necessary to read TFIOS for you to understand this fic, but I highly recommend the book. This is a 'powerless' universe, so no suits or weapons! Steve Rogers has cancer, Tony Stark has shrapnel too close to his heart, and, after meeting, also have each other.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Quiet by you-idjits reviews
She doesn't understand why he does what he does, but she understands that he thinks he has to. It's like what Ben said, before he died. Peter has a gift, and he has a moral obligation to use it. So she lets him, even though it hurts her. Even though it hurts him too.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - May P., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Precious Time by xXxYuuki-x-ChanxXx reviews
Ikuto's life has never been perfect, but then again, neither has Amu's. What happens when these two accidentally meet? "Ikuto, I'm scared.." His hold on her tightens. "Don't worry Amu. I'll protect you, even if it kills me.." AMUTO, RIMAHIKO, POSSIBLE OC-x-OC
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
Heroes by lull.and.waves reviews
There are so many heroic men in Gwen's life that she forgets that she's a hero, too. But Peter never forgets. She saved him. TASM 2012 Movieverse. Rating may change.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Gwen S., Peter P./Spider-Man
Your Word's A Robbery by MissAnissa reviews
What if Buckingham had a younger sister? A sister who secretly helped him with his plans, despite her hatred towards him. What if her fate and the youngest Musketeer's fate became intertwined? Can D'Artagnan trust an enemy? Enjoy!
Three Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,431 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - D'Artagnan - Complete
Unfamiliar Swords by The Lamplight Detective reviews
They thought it would be easy. They had fought orcs before. But a simple escape attempt shows Aragorn and Legolas that these orcs are more skilled than anything they've ever seen. Will they escape the orcs? Or will they be broken by something much more sinister? And just what is going on in this forest? No slash/romance. Contains OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Blinding Love by nim draug reviews
Love can make you blind of what's really going on seperating Aragorn and Legolas and putting Legolas in danger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Trust in you by Howlingwolf94 reviews
Trust me, I want to reconcile the violence that's in your heart, I want to recognize your beauty's not just a mask, I want to exorcize the demons from your past, I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart.-Muse:Undisclosed Desires AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,809 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Prisoner by Jaybee4 reviews
Allen is captured by the Noah, taken to Edo, and is watched over by Tyki. Will Allen be able to escape or stay with his new-found love? Lemon count: 5.5
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,649 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk
Withering Existence by Pitifull-Smile reviews
Allen is dead, killed by the Earl. But what happens when a large white wolf seemingly equipped with innocence in its body and the ability to take on a human form runs into a group of finders and an Exorcist... Possible pairing, not sure between who yet.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,137 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Allen Walker
Moral Code by Twisted Skys reviews
Says to never kill or capture a specimen that you did not weaken yourself. Maddie finds Danny Phantom wounded late at night after a hard battle. After she helps him, she finds there is more to him than she ever thought possible. Mother/son bonding!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,273 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Don't Run Away by il-sole-le-stelle reviews
Set something after City of Fallen Angels and perhaps during City of Lost Souls. My own interpretation of how events may unfold, written in anticipation of the book.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Unreal Relationship by ShikiRima4eva-doublesided reviews
Allen has been comatose since the attack of the Level 4 on HQ, everyone is on edge, Lenalee snaps and orders her brother to try anything to get him to wake up. Komui gives Allen a new type of medicine, and things go horribly wrong. Full Summary inside.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,434 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
The Bonds that Tie by Jasper-Jazz reviews
Allen Lavi and Kanda lived at an orphanage together until Allen finds out he is going to be adopted By the Noahs. Yulallen meaning Yullen and Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Allen Walker - Complete
Edhil O Gurth by daisymall13 reviews
Legolas, Aragorn and the twins find an elleth in the middle of nowhere. Soon after, Elladan and Legolas were kidnapped by rogue Elves. Now it is a race against time to save Legolas' life-and who is hiding an injury he shouldn't be? No Romance, just angst!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,048 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Elrohir, Legolas
Little Singing Bird by Archiril reviews
POST LOTR. "You said that already." "You dream." "No I don't." Don't be a fool, Estel. I think I can quit remember what I've said and what I haven't said!" What would be going on? Legolas torture and angst!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,206 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Striding Leaves by Sammael Silverpen reviews
AU. Legolas, a blind young Elf from Mirkwood joins the Fellowship to seek revenge on Sauron who ruined his childhood and robbed him of his sight. But can the Fellowship truly trust him? ON HIATUS, UNDER REVISION.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Legolas
Symbols of Embrace by monster-milk reviews
"With the last stitch Lavi realized something, that Allen gave him something he shouldn't have, a heart." A Laven Drabble. Inspired by a dream. DISCONTINUED, SORRY!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
I Promise To Come Back by The Girl Who Ran Through Myst reviews
When a member of the Clave comes and orders one member from each family to go to war in Idris, Jace says he'll go. Will the people in the institute be torn apart? Will Jace return?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Shape of a Life by au-dela reviews
A child refugee at Helm's Deep takes comfort in the presence of two legendary beings, and becomes entangled in their fate. revised
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,879 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Legolas, Gimli
Torn Asunder by Qi Okami reviews
Set ten years after ROTK. King Thranduil has declared war on Gondor. Aragorn's life is in mortal danger, and Legolas cannot protect him. How will they survive this twist of fate? Sometimes, the greatest of friendships demand the greatest of sacrifices.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas
Domineering Hearts by Dark Angel Kaos reviews
The Noah Family is now in the hands of Yuu Kanda the boss of the Mugen Yakuza. But there are others who don't see Kanda as the rightful boss and are trying to get rid of him now that Allen is out of commission. Sequel to Acquiescence.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
A Cage of a Different Kind by Alanic reviews
Legolas is seriously injured in the battle at Helms Deep. Who will save him? Not a retelling of the story we all know and love. AU warning
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,984 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
The Very Unfortunate Thing About Airships by xXLiquidSugarXx reviews
Is that there's no way of escape. What if Rochefort did manage to shoot d'Artagnan during the battle on the flying boats. Also posted in the Alexandre Dumas section.
Three Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/17/2011 - D'Artagnan, Athos
Scout by WolfLuvr1977 reviews
AU. Legolas is sent on a scouting mission, but it doesn't go according to plan. Final Chapter now up! As always, please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Dead Rangers Tell No Tales by igotsaflobbit reviews
Picks up where book 6 leaves off. Tug turns up at Redmont alone, and Alyss and Halt set out to find Will.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Will - Complete
A Wolf at the Table by Infinity78 reviews
What if Allen had a childhood before being abandoned? What if he remembers them clearly? What will happen if a new exorcist comes to the Order with her parents that seems very familiar to Allen?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Allen Walker
adonné de la chaleur by the-other-em reviews
Will is slowly gaining back his health but now a Ranger Assasain is threatening the safety of every Ranger! Ch. 10 is the fiery conclusion. Only an epilogue left! Conspiracy, Mystery and Angst :D R,R&R! Set after book 4
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
I'll get that Elf by Ohtar Vicky reviews
Aragorn has been visiting Legolas in Mirkwood and are returning to Rivendell but the two get into trouble on the way back. No slash, not a Mary Sue. Set before FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 64,059 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Flowers for my grave by Caban University reviews
One night. That's all it took to rip away everything he had. He had hurt his most important person when Allen had needed him most. And it was the first time, in many years, that the Kanda Yu had cried hard.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Building Ithilien by Raider-K reviews
Post RotK story- - After the end of the War of the Ring, Legolas decides to start a new elven colony in Ithilien, but his path there proves to be anything but straight forward or simple... Now Complete and Chock full of Action & Romance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 223,477 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Ikanaide by hiragizawa reviews
does he reaLLy think of him as a little brother or is it something deeper of meaning? What will Lavi do if aLLen's 'family' is ready to take him at any way possible? can he stand to see him broken?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Allen Walker
The Abyss Also Gazes by Exxal reviews
Rin finally gets his chance to defeat Satan, but nothing turns out as planned.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Rin O.
House of Oropher by Pandora404 reviews
This is a look at Legolas' life from the POV of a young maid just getting to know the royal family. Includes Legolas' childhood home along with his brothers and parents. Legolas would appear to be 12 years old, Lasland 18 and Lasanden 30. R and R :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Legolas
Shadows Creeping by Rhys reviews
A darkness begins to grow in Greenwood, and some young elflings get caught up in the evil events that are gradually stealing the joy and light from the forest…Chap41: Sometimes there's no where to go...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 151,774 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Bedridden by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
ON HOLD! SO SORRY! He lay on his bed, writhing as every fibre in his body ached. Will gets really sick. Spoilers for 1-4. Little bit angsty but mainly comfort. RRR. relax.read.review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Will, Halt
The Unforgiven by SparkleWolf7000 reviews
Eugene notices the people of Corona are not too happy about his being pardoned and Rapunzel marrying him. He knows that when people take the law into their own hands, someone always gets hurt. bit of torture in there. chapter 2 is up!
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Bad Boy's Changes by Yan Luna4373 reviews
Sequel to Bad Boy Allen.Allen expierences new changes in a new life.Emotions and feelings arouse and a hard decisions come.With faith wearing thin life gets harder.Is there still hope for Allen?Time's running out. Road X Noah Allen. Lenalee X Allen X Oc
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,238 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Allen Walker, Road C.
Bad Boy Allen by Yan Luna4373 reviews
Allen never left the orphanage when he was a kid. How was his life? How will he act? Well it isn't good. Many twists and turns in the road that lies ahead, but how much can he take? With mixed emotions will he finally crack? Genre and rating may change.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 247,278 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Dead and Back Again by authoressintears reviews
When Legolas is captured on a mission, it is up to Aragorn to find him. But what he finds will bring up old memories that he would rather not remember. WARNING: Contains spoilers for the story "A Dying Light".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Princes of Ithilien are Dead by Muse10 reviews
Spring will come...if we are not here to see it." After a violent attack on the elven settlement in Ithilien due to ancient prejudice, the lives of thirty one elves and a single human hang in the balance as their friends attempt to bring aid from Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,876 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Survival by artgurl8D reviews
How do you live in a place you don't know? How do you find your way home? How do you survive?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,634 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Legolas
The Wrong End of the Stick by SailorSilvanesti reviews
After witnessing a tender moment between the newly-returned Aragorn and his Elven companion, Eowyn mis-reads the situation...especially as she sees the pendant exchanged. Hurt and 'betrayed', she lashes out...how will it end! Slightly AU, no Slash. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
The Way Back Home by dgraymanfan 200 reviews
Rewriting! A little of an AU, takes place before the fourth book of Eragon. After being tortured Legolas dies and his soul goes to the undying land,later the Valar allows Legolas to return to earth, but what happens when Legolas wakes up in Alagaesia. Chapter 1 is not mine details inside; and I'm looking for a beta reader anyone want to help? "
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Legolas
Blind prejudices by Dae the Shadow reviews
A story about human prejudices and how they had almost cost the lives of Aragorn and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,849 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
Didn't Mean To Play Hero by Arya Daeriel reviews
Will did not mean to play the hero, he didn't mean to put his life on the line. Yet he did anyway, he saved the Emperor of Nihon-Ja, who in his mind was much more important than himself. Spoilers for the Emperor of Nihon-Ja! You have been warned!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Will, Halt
Crossed Hearts by TearsOfNightfall reviews
The group split 8 years ago...and a lot can change in 8 years, as Nana discovers when she crosses paths with a drastically different Cooro. But when the entire group ends up back together, can they protect both him and themselves? CooroXNana
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,352 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Cooro, Nana - Complete
Brought to his knees by dstr6uy8i reviews
Another Legolas Slave fic. Just read and remember to review before favoriting. I NEED FEEDBACK! No slash ever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Glorfindel, Legolas
Immortal Hearts Can Bleed Too by SailorSilvanesti reviews
Post WOTR: Legolas is in Grave Danger...if Aragorn doesn't kill him, the Twins definitely will! Epic Pillow Fights, Random Humour and general fellowficness. Starts serious, but hillarious... One Word: Chicken Feathers! Please R&R! 1st LOTR Fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Legolas
Until the Morning Sun by artgurl8D reviews
Not all is as it seems, but will they live to tell the tale... will they live to see the sun?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
WWHI? Book 2 by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
Eventually all Will could do was curl into a ball as a feeble attempt to protect himself. The man stepped back and looked at the sobbing boy below him. Will gets kidnapped in The Burning Bridge by Morgarath. plz RRR. relax.read.review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Will
How I hoped you'd be by happyclip reviews
Gimli arrives in Mirkwood to see Legolas for a visit a year after the war. When he gets there he learns Legolas never came home from patrol a few weeks prior. Thranduil and Gimli hunt for him together. First story ever. movie/book warning violent ish
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Legolas, Gimli
Ally inside the Enemy by Hunter of Valar reviews
When Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir are sent on an errand for Elrond, they are captured by none other than orcs. But this orc party has another member, one that is far from the enemy. My take- how Aragorn, Elrohir and Elladan met Legolas. Thranduil's here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn
Revelations by Aeary reviews
Takes place a year after the final battle with the Earl. Allen's POV 1st Person. Allen realizes he always felt something for Kanda, but he's too shy to admit it and has no idea Kanda feels the same. Also, something is stirring up the dead battlefield ...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,855 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Divine Judgement by sacrosanctioned reviews
The strain between Allen and his friends grows tighter as the trust wears thinner. When a mission leaves him in a state where his very existence hangs in between fate and his own path, can they show Allen he's not alone, or will he give into the darkness?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,576 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Allen Walker
AND WE'RE STILL HERE by Sadie Sil - English stories reviews
A lot of bad things have happened during the Helm's Deep Battle, but the horrible event also solidified some friendships.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Finally by Fearoh reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn become lost together, with no luck in finding their way back to Gimli and the others, what could happen? A lot. A lot can happen. LEMON I suck at summaries, sorry. This is also my first lemon
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Fellowship Of Legolas by OurLittleCornerOfTheWorld reviews
What if it was up to Legolas to destory the one ring and not Frodo. Would he be able to and just what challenges would lie ahead for him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Beginning of the End by gone-phishing reviews
Allen Walker is adopted by The Millennium Earl after loosing Mana for the second time. After years of training, he is sent on a mission to gather data on the Black Order, by becoming an Exorcist. Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Hoshino Katsura
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 101,847 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Allen Walker - Complete
Bruised and Broken by Elfpen reviews
Even after returning safely home, Will struggles to recover from his experiences in Skandia, and Halt doesn't know what to do. Some things take time, and some illnesses affect more than flesh and blood. The question is, can Will overcome them?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Will
Long, Long Journey by Caelhir reviews
Elrond sends Legolas on a dangerous quest into the Misty Mountains.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Arya Daeriel reviews
When an old childhood friend of Thranduil's named Lady Morwen comes to Mirkwood, King Thranduil falls in love. But Lady Morwen is not all that she seems. And When she starts controlling Thranduil she may make him do horrible things, especially to Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil
Mistakes of Rage by Arya Daeriel reviews
When Legolas and his father get into an argument Thranduil tells Legolas in a fit of rage that he shouldn't be his son. Legolas leaves Mirkwood to go to Rivendell but never makes it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Legolas
The River's Rage by Pandora404 reviews
Legolas is about four years old in human standards. When Legolas and his family try to do somthing as simple as spending time together there are disastrous consequences. Please R & R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Loss of a Dear Friend by IsebellaLynnette reviews
Will's been sent to the Fissure to investigate strange rumors about some foreigners wanting to take over. But when he doesn't come back, Halt and Horace go after him. There they find out just what they're up against...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Will
Memories Relived by Hunter of Valar reviews
The Fellowship learn a bit of Legolas and Aragorn's past, but with a raging battle as the after math, what will happen? A member gets injured, but No help can be found... Who is it and will they survive? NO SLASH, AU, please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn
Starcrossed by TheSoliloquy reviews
In the depths of Moria, Legolas proves a worthy companion, but is afflicted with a slow, yet deadly, poison. Losing strength as he continues the quest, he fights to accomplish his wish: to live long enough to see the fall of Sauron. Spans Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,914 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Legolas
Soul's New Meister: New Fates by white-lily15 reviews
Sequal 2 Soul's New Meister.1 thing u should never do is tick off the Fates and that's exactly what Jasmine Leany did. Soul is suddenly thrown into a battle with the Fates for Jasmine's life. Can Soul save her in time,before the Fates get their revenge?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,737 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Soul Eater - Complete
Little Allen, Big World by Jasper-Jazz reviews
Thanks to one of Komui's potions, Allen is turned into the ten year old he used to be before he met General Cross. Unfortunately, Allens body isnt the only thing reversed by time. His memory has also been reversed, leaving him open to the Noah family
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,183 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Allen Walker - Complete
Chasing Cars by KathBell reviews
In a coma for 8 days, six hours, and thirteen minutes. They didn't even know he had been hurt for three days. Post-Season-6 Finale All pairings used in show. Part three in 'Titled Song' series. Can standalone!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alex K. - Complete
A Torn Fight by Sephant reviews
A fanversion of ch.197; made BEFORE actual chapter. As the brutal battle between Kanda and Alma increase, Allen intervenes, not wishing for either to lose their life or friendship. As the three fight and slowly loose their minds, Allen decides to end it
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Maybe I don't Hate the winter After All by IshiIchiMari reviews
What happens when a snowball fight of Ichigo and Ishida against Keigo and Mizuiro turns into something more. Even when they get caved in with snow, just the two of them... COMPLETE NO 2ND CHAPTER RATED M FOR YAOI & LEMON
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Seeking Retribution by Lady Secor reviews
This is the short sequel to the story Tortured. Revenge will be had and decisions will be made.. Will anything ever be the same?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Retellings of War by whoopism15 reviews
Sakura Haruno now 76 yrs old retells the events of The Fourth Great Ninja War. The heroes and villains all clash in a battle that changes fate forever. First Naruto fanfic. Not great at summaries but please read and review! T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Off Days by Is you heart in the game reviews
Three times Soul had saved her from certain death. But he would never stop saving her, for it would mean losing her.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Sound the Bugle by Spirit the Fire Dragon reviews
Will is alone. He is fatally wounded, alone, and full of shame. Can he find the strength to carry on, to give life one more shot? First fanfic! This is taking place after the first book, but before the Burning Bridge...just to throw that out there.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Tortured by Lady Secor reviews
A brief story about the capture of Prince Legolas of Mirkwood. This story is violent and has torture scenes obviously! It also features Aragorn with brief appearances by Elrond, Elladan, and Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Soul Eater: Repairing A Broken Soul by Narusaku1357 reviews
My name is Maka Albarn. The moment i saw him in the music room i decided to look into his soul. And when i did, i found that he had locked it up because it was broken. Nearly shattered. I wanted to fix it, so i decided to befriend the cool guy of Shibusen
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,836 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Our Solemn Hour by Loveless6825 reviews
Halt and Will are on an unusual mission, but what happens when they discover an ancient curse upon Redmont? Will the fief be able to survive, or is this their final hour? Rated T for violence, blood, swearing, and character death. EDIT: Sorry, guys, but I'm going to abandon this...if you want to adopt it, just ask and I'll hand it over...thanks.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Halt, Will
Soul's New Meister by white-lily15 reviews
After the heart braking death of his partner,Soul is shoved into a new partnership with a meister who's weapon was recently killed as well.To the shinigami they will make a great team in the future.That is if they survive eachother first.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,523 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Soul Eater - Complete
Deafening Dance by Marmalah reviews
I could only cry. Cry for the deaths that would come. Cry, because that God up there had ignored my prayer. Cry, maybe even for myself. Cry for the battle that I had lost and the life I so helplessly wasted. -14th and Allen are separate people!-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Allen Walker, Neah - Complete
Thorns by NiceAndInsane reviews
He couldn't concentrate on that. He had to focus on the positive side. "What positive side?" another part of him laughed. "There IS no positive side! Who would've thought? The cool and mighty Soul Eater being used in the worst way possible!" Heed Rating!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,269 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
WWHI? Oakleaf Bearers Battle by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
ON HOLD! SO SORRY! REVISED AND REDONE! Horace relayed the command. "Don't stop, keep shooting men! Individual shots!" Then, "Will, you got hit," it was obvious Horace was panicking. RRR plz. relax.read.review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Will
To Win or To Lose by citylights319 reviews
The annual Rangers Gathering was taking place. And then it wasn't. Something was wrong.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Will
Chameleon's Riddle by TheRandomScribbler reviews
When usurpers attack Mirkwood, kill her king and take over power, Legolas is forced to flee. He must live as a human to hide his identity, but how long will the facade work? An old friend is searching for the prince, but so are the bloodthirsty rebels...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Immortal Forever by Lady Secor reviews
This is the story of the life of Legolas Greenleaf before the War Of The Ring. Cast of characters includes the twins of Rivendell, Glorfindel, Elrond, Aragorn later on, and several others as well. Lots of battle and humor. Not slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,310 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Legolas, Elrohir
Beyond the Map by IDreamOfFantasy reviews
Set after book four. Will is taken away by outsiders and everyone believes him to be lost, until they hear stories of a young boy leading an army to war. Now Will is stuck with the choice of going home, or helping the people save their country.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008
Aftermath by SUPRNTRAL LVR reviews
The battle of Helms Deep, but something is very wrong... Aragorn and Legolas are missing from the survivors. Contains limp! and angst!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
Coma by Ozuchi-Kozuchi reviews
When Allen is left in a coma after a Level 4 battle, he wakes up to find he can't move. How will he react to visits from his friends? How about confessions? Allen/Lenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Love's Sorrowful Symphony by Howlingwolf94 reviews
With the 14th gone, Allen and Lenalee thought they'd be able to have an actual relationship. But they were sorely mistaken. It has been discovered that they contain the heart and the Earl will not rest until they are dead. Sequel to Doubt and Trust.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 128,813 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
For king, country, and crown by Rowana Renee reviews
What would happen if Will hadn't been able to burn the bridge? *muahahahaa* I had FUN with this one. EVANLYN HATERS WILL LIKE! :
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Will, Morgarath - Complete
Sold Into Ruin by Freddie23 reviews
Returning from hunting Orcs on the road to Mirkwood, Legolas and Aragorn hit trouble in the form of slave traders and get sold into slavery, pain and despair. Will they survive their captivity unharmed? pre WotR. reviews much appreciated. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 410,628 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Farewell by Howlingwolf94 reviews
The war is finally over and the Order has won. But not everyone is cheering as some stand around their hero's death bed. Each of them reflecting back to the past as they say their last goodbyes. Revised
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Infinity by Elvin Magi reviews
One would think that it would be hard to fall in love with someone as they destroy you, but that's just how they were. Allen is of less importance than the Fourteenth's end and he knows. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Surrounded by not-so-average joe reviews
takes place right after they meet up in book 4? they are caught by the Skandians.pretend there was never any temujai or whoever. first fanfic! plaes dont crush the young soul of a budding author. flames will be used to cook smores! Muhaha. no slash!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Will, Halt
Pieces by friendsforever0165 reviews
After Alma died, Kanda felled into darkness. Until he meet Allen in a school project that will force him to learn about him. Allen has cancer and has a little time left to live With Kanda, will his life be meaniful & be able to pull him out of darkness
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,588 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Eyes of the Broken Soul by SincereNaruto reviews
Every night since he could remember, it always happened the same way. The beatings, the pain, the cruelty, it never went away. But one night, it all changed and Naruto unlocked a power that would alter his life and the rest of the world around him forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 353,258 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Revenge by Arya Daeriel reviews
An elf exiled from Mirkwood for an attempt on the princes life is back for revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn
Exchange by ConfusedMinion reviews
Lenalee is missing, and only one person knows who has her. The only question is, what is it that they want?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Allen Walker
Soul Eater: My Angel by Narusaku1357 reviews
."STOP PROTECTING ME LIKE THAT IDIOT!" She yelled. "Sorry Maka, but like I always say," He dropped his hand and grinned a little more crooked like. "I'm always willing to die for my Meister" ... "I hate that saying you know." / A little bit of SoMa fluff
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
I'm Sorry by The Yellow Rubber Ducky reviews
Out of the 124,648 times you said sorry, you've only meant it once. And it was at a funeral. *REVISED BOOK ONE ENDING* Rated T for Character Death
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Ill Fortune by random-antics-echelon reviews
Pippin looks in the palantir, is scolded by Merry, and Legolas argues with Aragorn. Both are hurt by the words. Then, Pippin and Legolas are kidnapped from Rohan. Can the others find them before it is too late? character death. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,746 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Painful mistakes by Dae the Shadow reviews
Another story about young Legolas. Mistakes that he and his father had made could cost the prince’s life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Face to Face by Melicress reviews
You've seen the "Kira got captured by ZAFT" stories, but what if Athrun was captured by the EA? Rated for violence, sensitive subject matter, and language.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Kira Y., Athrun Z.
Story of a book by misa325 reviews
This book is dangerous. Especially, in Noah's hands. Maka and Soul forced to take part in robbery that can decide fate of the entire world. Can they save their lifes and warn Shinigami-sama about coming danger? Or they will sink in insanity?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
A Long Time Coming by Maj and Star reviews
Time passes, but old hatred remains strong. A misunderstanding from the past is about to claim Aragorn s life. But it is not his battle alone because Legolas is involved as well... No slash, just friendship. Rated T for angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
A shell of blood by Lanny-Sama reviews
In a battle against a strong Kishin soul, Maka is knocked out. Soul disappears and Maka thinks he is dead. But when Soul returns, there is nothing left of who he was. Nothing but one name that kept repeating itself in his head. Full sum inside. MakaxSoul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,245 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Holding Back the Flood by shirebound reviews
Frodo is safe in Rivendell, or is he? When one of the Nazgûl makes a last attempt to reach him, Sam, Legolas, and Gimli are also caught in his snare... and Elrond’s powers are tested to the limit. Book-verse, h/c, and plenty of hobbityness of course .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,587 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Piano by Monster Mads reviews
Sometimes forgetting is the hardest part. "Let me hold your hand through this whole mess," she wanted to scream, "let me take care of you." Anger, denial, acceptance - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Doesn't it? Pre-series / MakaxSoul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,149 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Live Your Life by jenergy reviews
Someone on the Condor is getting MARRIED! There's only one problem... one of them is dying and doesn't tell anyone until it's too late... who is it? read and then review !
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,054 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Aerrow, Piper
To Carry You Home by TheSoliloquy reviews
And as the heavens opened, it seemed that even the Valar wept for Legolas Thranduillion... AU, FotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Rain by Ileana Brannagh reviews
“Piper…why are you crying?” She didn’t answer. The tears only came faster. They mingled with the rain taking the dirt from her cheeks. The tears left their traces.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Aerrow - Complete
Before It Was Lost by Akky-chan reviews
Pre- "When All Is Missing" Allen was taken away by Levirrier and made to go through Hell. He fights for his sanity and there is no one to save him now. Biggie rating, full warning inside, and only for people who dont mind major Allen Torture. Broken!Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,368 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Allen Walker, Howard Link
A Chapter of Accidents by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Sometimes, even in relatively peaceful times and relatively peaceful places, accidents happen. Characters: Mainly Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir. April 2009 Teitho Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Crystal Tears of Blood by xdarkstarx reviews
Since his mothers death, emotion had left Legolas' eyes. But after being captured and tortured along with his closest friends by the same man who killed his mother, is the light soon to follow? Rated for physical and emotional angst
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,365 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Acceptance by Thenidiel reviews
Set after the battle of Helm's Deep: Legolas is not universally accepted amongst the people of Rohan. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Legolas, Théoden
Sacrifice by SUPRNTRAL LVR reviews
At the Anduin river the Fellowship suffers not one but two tragedies... Legolas just can't watch his friends take the blows... Hurt!Legolas and Angst!Aragorn, but no slash! Rated for violence ony, its not so bad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Guardians by icefall's tears reviews
A/U- After Cross and Allen's conversation, Leveirrer wants try Allen for heresy. Who will guard Allen from his intentions? Who will guard the Order from the 14th? Spoilers though end of anime. *Discontinued* due to bad health and loss of my plot bunny.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
Finding the Reasons, Fighting the Truth by The-Mad-Lemon reviews
Behind the scenes in a Royal Household; Who would've guessed that a palace could contain so much angst? Especially for one certain elven prince, who appears to be having some family issues...or is it more than that...?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
A shadow from the past by Dae the Shadow reviews
The beginning to this story came spontaneously and it’s not completed yet. I expect this story to be a larger one. The trouble once again finds Thranduil’s family, almost claiming his sons’ lives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Legolas
The new generation by Auir reviews
Will was thought dead for two years. Now that he's back what will happen?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2008
Friendship Is The Best Medicine by Lady Elrayen reviews
When Legolas is wounded after an arguement, Estel remembers the first time the immortal elf risked his life for the human. Pre-FOTR, written for teitho contest 'healing'. NON-SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Tested friendship by Dae the Shadow reviews
This is a story about Elladan, Elrohir and rather young Legolas. Another tale of friendship, bravery and selfsacrifice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Legolas, Elrohir
No More than an Elf by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Legolas was not at Aragorn's council before the army rode to the gates of Mordor... This is a gap-filler with my version of why the Elf did not attend. Main characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, Imrahil, Elladan and Elrohir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Fear by Koneko-Hiruka reviews
This was a request on the DGM Kink Meme. While heading back from a mission, Allen gets fed up with Kanda's attitude and decides to teach him a lesson. This story DOES contain yaoi malexmale, rape, & OOC. Don't like it please don't even read it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Shatterpoint by TheRandomScribbler reviews
Legolas is captured and tortured by a man he believes is Aragorn. Little does he realize this is only the hatching of a wicked plot devised by a man who would do anything to see not the Prince of Mirkwood but the Heir of Isildur utterly destroyed.Epilogue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,193 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
To See A World by Nightwing6 reviews
Pre-LOTR. Injured and alone, Legolas and Aragorn are forced to take refuge in a wintry foreign land. But when darkness encroaches from within and without, they learn refuge can become a deadly trap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 242,781 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
in the mines of moria by Lomeril reviews
the fellowship has to fight the orcs in Moria and Legolas gets hurt
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Princess Lee by wlock reviews
Lenalee is a runaway princess, whose life has been targeted by the Millennium Earl and his army of akuma. AllenxLenalee. Chapter 12 is up.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,027 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Alone in the dark by Imaginigma reviews
Legolas and Aragorn are not only caught by orcs, but held in a small, dark cave. Can they survive this ordeal?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Fear No Darkness by The Yuggster reviews
When elfling Legolas nearly dies in an apparent accident, his father sends him to Rivendell to be raised. But when the horrible secret surrounding the accident begins to come to light, will he be able to face the darkness and defeat it? WIP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Legolas
The Promise by Imaginigma reviews
Legolas is injured during an archery training and all the evidence point at Aragorn. When the King of Mirkwood is convinced that Aragorn is guilty and sentences him for the attempted murder of the Prince, Legolas is hard pressed to save his friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Blood of the Fellowship by Supernoodle reviews
Legolas is hurt... Aragorn wants to fix him. That's pretty much it. This is an old story written a good few years ago. I still kinda like it though. What do you think?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Walk In His Shoes by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
[COMPLETE] They say that you need to walk a mile in someone's shoes in order to fully understand them. For Ino, this will be a walk she will never forget. NaruIno, T for minor language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Hunt Not So Simple by Haline reviews
Legolas arrives in Imladris, and goes hunting with Estel and the twins. All four learn that there are things much worse than Orcs...and treachery is found anywhere. And why is Legolas so thin?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
A Light From The Shadows by Murtagh Strikes Back reviews
In the forests of Mirkwood, a fierce battle rages against invading orcs. In Rivendell, life is slow and peaceful. When a strange Elf is brought, wounded and broken, To Rivendell, Estel's life is thrown upside down as he seeks to befriend the strange Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Abhorrence by Krilyn reviews
Tensions between Naturals and Coordinators rise when a radical group on Earth uses Athrun as a pawn to gain financial backing from Orb. The situation only escalates when it becomes public knowledge that Athrun was involved in the Heliopolis Tragedy.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,183 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
He Just Doesn't Listen by White Wolf1 reviews
To save Aragorn's life at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Legolas intercepts an arrow meant for his friend. As the elf lies near death, Aragorn makes an unusual request.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Mask of Innocence by ArcherGal2932 reviews
Legolas is only a child in Elven years, but that does not mean that evil cannot touch him. The child is captured and held captive in Dol Guldar, and unbeknownst to the Elves Sauron has more up his sleeve besides a kidnapping. Much more.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,946 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Wounds by Silivren Tinu reviews
Sometimes words can cause deeper wounds than a sword. When an argument threatens to destroy not only a friendship, but also a life, will two friends be able to survive and find forgiveness, or will it be too late? Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Halbarad...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Blood of a Brother by Deana reviews
Legolas and Gimli take Aragorn on a much needed trip to relax from the stress of being King. But naturally, it doesn't go as planned when the three friends get into big trouble along the way...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Beginnings by The Yuggster reviews
A young Estel and his brothers travel to Mirkwood to participate in an archery tournament, and Estel and Legolas meet for the first time. Based on a reference made in What Hope I Can Offer. Contains spoilers to The Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Second Chance For Happiness by Meisalliam and MCross reviews
When little Legolas is found by patrols there are several weird things going on. And where did those bruises come from. Posted once before but reworked
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,091 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Legolas, Elrond
Chains by TheRandomScribbler reviews
A dark secret from Legolas's past threatens to be revealed when Pippin asks a seemingly innocent question. But why won't anyone talk about the first meeting of Aragorn and Legolas? And why does Legolas have that black arrow in his quiver?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Headache by Silivren Tinu reviews
Legolas has a bad headache, and he soon discovers that things are a lot worse than they appear… Angst, friendship. Also featuring Aragorn and Thranduil. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
For a Friend by White Wolf1 reviews
A potential tragedy involving Legolas early in the Quest severely tests Pippin's ability to maintain his happy nature.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Deana reviews
Legolas and Aragorn head to Lake Town on an errand for King Thranduil, but they may be journeying towards their untimely deaths...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Blood of a Brother: Condemnation by Mirfaen reviews
Legolas and Elrohir find themselves trapped in Legolas' bedroom, targets of the house of assassins. Short story and sequel to Blood of a Brother: Assassination. Elrohir's POV. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Call of the Heart by Silivren Tinu reviews
What if… it had not been Aragorn who fell over the cliff during the battle against the wargriders in Rohan? Angst, friendship. AU. No slash. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Blood of a Brother: Assassination by Mirfaen reviews
Legolas and Aragorn discover how quickly a friendly sparing match can become lethal when there is an outside force preying on their minds. A short story told from Elladan's POV. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Dark Aide by Chikidee reviews
Legolas is hiding something, can Aragorn and the twins figure it out before it's too late? The rating might change for later chapters, Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Ties that Bind Us by Wilde Phyre reviews
Chapter 10 is up! When Aragorn is seriously injured during the battle at Helm's Deep, Legolas will do anything to save him, but will Aragorn apreciate his sacrifice? SLASH (AL) Nearing completion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Crushed and Slashed by Gwenneth reviews
What-If?" Series. What if that troll stepped a little harder on Aragorn during the battle before the Black Gates? Would it have changed the outcome if the man couldn’t rise quickly? What if something happened to Legolas while he tried to reach the soon-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Heading South by shinyhappypeople reviews
As the Ring heads South, the Fellowship learn about the depth of the friendship between Aragorn and Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,889 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Captured by the Past by mistopurr reviews
SEQUEL to 'A Brother's Jealousy'. The past never dies, and this is made clear to the Fellowship, in a time of horror and fear.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 128,978 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
Overcoming Darkness by Goody-Goodie reviews
Evil has taken up residence in Minas Tirith and people are dying. Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli work to stop it but this new evil may be after one of their own. {Chapter 5}
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,640 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Here We Are by Gollum's Fish reviews
Same as the original, really save there are minor changes to the opening chapter, and it has been spilt into chapters. It's the Battle of Helm's Deep, and Legolas recieves to his horror a poisoned wound which yields the potential to kill hi
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,805 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A Battle Worth Fighting For by Goody-Goodie reviews
Helm's Deep vignette. The battle may be over, but the sorrow and pain are only now setting in as the losses are tallied. With the help of his friends, Legolas must survive his own injuries as well as his grief. Hc, elf angst, drama.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Brother's Jealousy by mistopurr reviews
There has always been a tension between Legolas and one of his brothers. But what happens when one of them takes things too far?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,164 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
Lifting the Gray Veil by Elvensong reviews
A tale of events during Legolas' childhood. An army invades Mirkwood and as Gandalf and Thranduil prepare to fight, young Legolas faces a test of fate as tragedy threatens his very life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Legolas
Upside Down by Mirfaen reviews
A man accused of treachery dies by Aragorn’s hand in Laketown, but Legolas comes to his aid and it is not Aragorn who must now face the consequences of murder. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
A King's Ransom by Deadly Chakram reviews
After the War of The Ring, Legolas is captured and his father receives a ransom note. Now it’s up to Aragorn and Gimli to save Legolas, but will it be too late? Warning: Story will contain violence, elftorture, and a surprise evil character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,232 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Slave Prince by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
PREQUEL TO BRAVE PRINCE: Legolas is treated like a slave by his abusive father. The Prince of Mirkwood must learn to deal with problems that he faces. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Unhealing Wounds by TheImmortalIris reviews
*CHAP 4 IS UP* After the war of the Ring, Legolas, Aragorn and the twins go on a hunting trip but when something terrible befalls Legolas, things take a sharp turn. Can Aragorn handle the guilt? No Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Walk Out Of Reach by Firnsarnien reviews
*Complete* Legolas and Aragorn must use the trees to make their escape after Legolas is wounded. After meeting up with Elladan and Elrohir on the way, the four try to make it back to Rivendell unscathed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,972 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Hostage of Hate by Littlefish reviews
*COMPLETE* A man full of hatred and bent on revenge is after Aragorn and will stop at nothing to see the king of Gondor completely destroyed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,207 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Recovery by hakubaikou reviews
As Kenshin recovers from his wounds after his duel with Shishio, his friends sense a threat and take precautions for his safety. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,185 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Megumi, Kenshin - Complete
Darkness Is Coming by M.J.Emery reviews
Darkness is stirring and its target has been decided.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,912 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Legolas
In the End by Mirfaen reviews
*Vignette* This short story takes place before the Fellowship of the Ring. A man from Aragorn and Legolas' past returns, seeking revenge on the Elf that killed his brother.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2003
Distorted Reality by Minka and Yours Truly reviews
When Elladan is killed in battle, Elrohir refuses to let go and even Aragorn, Legolas and Elrond can not convince him of the brutal truth... Yet as time progresses, the damage brought on by this denial might be more than any of them can take.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Dark Lord by M.J.Emery reviews
After the ring is destroyed the fellowship returns via Mirkwood. There they learn that the life of a Prince is not as they imagined and a darkness rises that threatens them all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Legolas
Dark Horizons by Littlefish reviews
The Fellowhip is reuniting, but may face a new threat that is hunting them all. Please R&R Constructive criticism is welcome. *COMPLETE *
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,738 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2002 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
On the Road again by mirkwood cat reviews
*complete* Legolas and Gimli start their travels through Middle Earth. But not all evil has fallen with Sauron... reviews very much appreciated :-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,250 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2002 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Just the Beginning by Elvensong reviews
By popular demand, here is the sequel to Without the Stars, but it works by itself as well. Legolas' fate was not the end of the journey. The Fellowship is in great danger, and perhaps endings are not as final as the seem. Please, please, please Review!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Legolas
Longing for Adventure by Goody-Goodie reviews
Legolas is visited by Gandalf and finds out that the company must reassemble, for a dark evil is after them all. *Complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,034 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/27/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Return of the Fellowship by AJ Matthews reviews
The Fellowship have set out to rescue Legolas! The final chapter is now up! Slash between Aragorn and Legolas! Review if you want a sequel!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,318 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
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Captured reviews
What if, instead of escaping Morgarath with the Skandians, Will and Evanlyn were brought to the front of the armies, when Morgarath issued his challenge to Halt, will they survive? or is this it? Rated T for violence. Finally Complete!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Rescue Me reviews
Alyss and Pauline after receiving word of an attack on Celtica, were attacked themselves, Pauline was taken captive and Alyss went to find Halt but found Will instead. Now it's Will's job to stop a hostile country, find Pauline and keep Alyss safe.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Will, Alyss