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Joined 04-12-10, id: 2324943, Profile Updated: 04-13-14
Author has written 35 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Harvest Moon, and Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け.

latest: activity! the Harvest Moon one-shot 'Insanity' was published today. (13/04/14)


TotalTownie (TT/Soph). eighteen. virgo (01-09-95). straight, single. female. english. sarcastic, lazy, shy, geeky, clumsy, open-to-anything, optimist-in-training, cynical. blue eyes, brown hair.

likes: sleeping, music (any type besides classical and rap), coffee, cola, math, biology, geography, food from other countries (pizza, pasta, stir fry, sushi, etc), watching asian dramas, johnny depp, mint-chocolate ice cream, dark chocolate, shoujo manga/anime, band t-shirts, tim burton movies, pocky, dae-sung/d-light, vic fuentes, reading (anything from teen-romance to the classics)

singers/bands: McFly, Taylor Swift, Mizuki Nana, Linkin Park, Gorillaz, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, We Are The In Crowd, You Me At Six, Muse, Nirvana, Panic! At The Disco, Mindless Self Indulgence, Green Day, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, The Blackout, Of Mice & Men, Bring Me The Horizon, BigBang

dislikes: early mornings, physics, peas, mushrooms, homophobes, racism, EXAMS

TT has a tumblr! you may follow it if you'd like; it is jumbled mess of things on there but it's an insight into my sense of humour/justice/etc

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

current obsession/s: new laptop, passing my exams, sleeping, disney films, 'Wuthering Heights'

'curiosity killed the cat'. no, stupidity killed the cat and blamed it on curiosity.


M (Millie/M-chan). ninteen. aquarius (09-02-95). straight, taken. female. polish. multi-lingual, lazy, loud, shy, funny, bi-polar, motivating, stubborn, artistic. hazel eyes, dyed black hair.

likes: anime, manga, art, night time, chocolate, the colours red, pink, orange and black, instant ramen, cats, johnny depp, listening to the radio, hanging out with friends, elfen lied, club, techno and happy hardcore music, k-pop, T.O.P

singers/bands: Linkin Park, Justin Timberlake, Calvin Harris, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Dune, The Wanted, BigBang

anime characters: gaara, matsuri, hinata, tobi, minato, kyuubi/kurama, sai, kakashi (naruto); lucy (elfen lied); scottish neji (naruto shippuuden the abridged parody); mion, shion (higurashi)

dislikes: garlic, surprises, stuck-up people, cocky people, preppy people, spinach, mushrooms, ICT, cleaning...yeah. a lot of stuff.

If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

today is a beautiful day. now watch some ass-hole f*ck it up.


our friends irl

xJenJenx- writes Yaoi stories (she currently has an ongoing NaruSasu/SasuNaru story that seems to be popular with other yaoi fans ;]) and we often disagree about who Naruto should end up with. she's awesome and I loves her a lot X)

vampiergirl201- has written four stories (two for Fable, one for Skulduggery Pleasant, the other for Soul Eater) and is one of the sweetest yet mad people we know. she's also awesome and we also loves her a bunch X) TT and vampiergirl 201 share a love for 'Lord of the Rings' humour, chatting up randomers on 'Fable 3', and the anime 'Soul Eater', while M and vg201 both adore horror movies and are so alike it's scary. we all love rock music, Gerard Way and random hug/glomp attacks.

tt is beta-ing her stories 'The Fall of Oakvale' and 'Teacher's Pet' (both are currently on hiatus).


animanga couples we ship

(Key- bold: couples only TT likes/knows of; bold italics: couples only M likes/knows of; normal: couples TT & M like.)

Beast Master - yuiko x leo

Dengeki Daisy - tasuku x teru

Elfen Lied - kouta x lucy/nyuu; kouta x yuka

Faster Than a Kiss - fumino x kazuma

Fruits Basket - kyoru; yukiru

Hana Yori Dango - tsukushi x tsubasa; yuuki x sojiiroh

InuYasha - inukag; mirsang; kogaya; rinsessh; kagusessh

Kimi Ni Todoke - sawako x kazehaya; pin x ayane; chizuru x ryu; ayane x kenta

Naruto/Shippuuden - naruhina; sasusaku; shikatema; nejiten; kibaino; saiino; chouino; deiino; gaamatsu; painkon; naruksasu; minakush; kakaanko; leesaku; suikarin; genshizu; iruanko; irushizu; itahana; kakahanare; kakamei; kakarin; obitorin; meichojuro; kankusari; narugaa; sasodei; kakasaku; itasaku; kibahina; sasohina; kakairu

Ouran High School Host Club - haruhi x tamaki; haruhi x hikaru

Rosario Vampire - tsukune x moka

Shugo Chara! - amuto; tadamu; kukyaya; kukutau; rimagihiko

Skip Beat! - kyoko x ren

Soul Eater - maka x soul; maka x kid

Tokyo Mew Mew - ichigo x masaya; lettuce x ryou; pudding x tart

Vampire Knight/Guilty - kaname x yuuki; rima x shiki; yuuki x zero


couples we ship: other

BigBang - gt.o.p

Criminal Minds - garcia x morgan; j.j x will

Disney - aladdin x jasmine; cinderella x prince charming; sleeping beauty/aurora x prince phillip; belle x beast/prince; rapunzel x eugene; anna x kristoff

Doctor Who - rory x amy; clara x 11th; micky x martha; river x 11th; river x 10th

Fable - hero x reaver

F.R.I.E.N.D.S - monica x chandler; ross x rachel; phoebe x mike; phoebe x joey

Happy Tree Friends - flippy/flipqy x flaky

Harry Potter - hinny; romione; lupin x tonks; jily; nuna

Harvest Moon - chelsea x vaughn; jack x celia; denny x lanna; pierre x natalie; mark x natalie; mark x julia; claire/jill x skye; claire x kai; celia x luke; mark x sabrina; charlie x witchkins; sabrina x elliot; mary x shea; claire x dr trent; elliot x julia; jack x mary; sabrina x shea; chelsea x shea; chelsea x will; lily x will; chelsea x pierre; sabrina x vaughn

House of Night - zoey x stark; stevie rae x rephaim; damien x jack; aphrodite x darius

The Marvel Universe - hawkeye x black widow; thor x jane; iron man/tony stark x pepper potts;spiderman/peter parker x gwen; mr fantastic/reed richards x the invisible woman/susan storm

Scooby Doo - fraphne; shelma

Tekken - ling xiaoyu x kazama jin; kuma x panda

The Twilight Saga - bella x edward; alice x jasper; jacob x renesmee; carlise x esme; emmett x rosalie

Xiaolin Showdown - raikim; claykim; jackkim; jackkat


work in progress

'Swapped!'/'s!' (Naruto; Ino Y; Humour, Parody; T) updates are random. last update: 31/8/11; chapter 2: Gai and Gaara {(A/N: discussing ideas for fic.)}


chat box

(a place to observe random chit-chatting between the two of us. most is babbling about various things, though one may find useful things should one search deep enough.)

TT: m-chan i have no idea if you'll look through this and see but hopefully you do and you'll notice that i managed to fix everything! :D call me or something.

M: ...


fanart/dedications

Ino in Kiba's Jacket by jeNAHee ( FF profile / DA profile ) for 'Hoodie' (deviant art)


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Passing Notes in Math Class by Midnight Angel Sakura reviews
What's highschool without love? Through a series of events, both slowly reveal their love. "Let's have a sleepover and movie night at my place!" Ino said excitedly. That was just the beginning. Couples: SasuSaku Main , NaruHina, NejiTen, and KibaIno. Minor ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 144,847 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Daddy Dearest Series by charmed-chan reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H.
The Fifth Element: On Tour by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
Trapped in their house from the insane popularity, The Fifth Element decides to take action and go on tour. A universe of troubles awaits them, and the return of a certain rival... NejiTenten, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, ItachixOC. THIS IS A SEQUEL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 276,561 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love is in the Air by leiaah reviews
No two relationships are ever the same. But the one thing they all have in common is that they're special. A collection of drabbles. Various pairings - requests accepted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Suigetsu H., Sakura H.
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Wooing Sabrina by The Scarlet Sky reviews
In which Mark and Sabrina are responsible accountants, Vaughn wallows in unrequited love, and someone sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. Oneshot, IoH. Mark x Sabrina, parody. Secret Santa gift for Emo Cowboy!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Mark, Sabrina - Complete
of pickup lines and popsicles by fishtank reviews
AU. One thing will always lead to another. Always. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pertinence, His Mother Said by schnook reviews
He's just one guy, preparing himself for humiliation. Of course, the fact that she's clueless doesn't help. 1/5.
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sawako K., Shouta K. - Complete
of meetings in the rain by less.than.three.eti reviews
& like the sun he lit up her world. /AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
What Matters Most by Jagsrule5 reviews
Tradition was important to Will; he couldn't understand why Chelsea didn't see that. To the farmer, however, some customs are better off discontinued- this being one of them. But there's always a compromise to these types of predicaments... right?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Will, Chelsea - Complete
Sometimes I Think by OppaOppa18 reviews
"If you're going to jump, then just do it already." Hinata and Sasuke. An immortal, with an inferiority complex and a contract killer whose job is to kill her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
This isn't how the stories go by Nadalada reviews
A normal girl in a ninja world. How long will she last? Barely two minutes... A one-shot about what would happen if a girl really did drop into the Akatsuki base.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Beauty by swingdancer23 reviews
Based from an actual event of the Author's - What happens when a girl who believes she is ugly receives a compliment from a random stranger? One-shot. VaughnxChelsea. I do not own Harvest Moon or its characters. R&R please :-
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
The Camping Diaries by gianna loves SasuSaku reviews
The gang is working as staff and counselors at Camp Konoha. Of course, problems seem to follow them wherever they go. AU. Parings: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, KibaIno, and a bit of ShikaTema. OOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Princess Purple by SoulLidify reviews
...Where Ino sits down at three in the morning to cut a deal with the Akatsuki. Not that she has much of a choice, either way. CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Akatsuki, Ino Y. - Complete
High School Life by animeaddict0811 reviews
Naruto is in high school and he likes a girl but it's a one-sided relationship. He later on gave up on her and developed feelings for another girl but his bestfriend likes that girl. Will he fight for his feelings or give up on her for his bestfriend?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,424 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
TUGDSIERM by memory's marionette reviews
TUGDSIERM. Better known as The Ultimate Guide in Dealing with Socially Inept and Emotionally Retarded Men. Numerous tips and demonstrations included. Co-written by Sakura and Tenten. SasuSaku NejiTen One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Past's Mistake by The Cheese Alchemist reviews
"I was young. I was unaware of the secrets of women. I opened Pandora's box. I didn't think it would come to bite me in the ass one day." Our favourite Naruto characters, as parents. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema and more I guess Revie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,298 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Fox in Sunlight by Pen Sil reviews
Oneshot. He wasn't ready to answer her yet, but started a friendship with her that would eventually make them grow closer. With time he found his answer. SPOILERS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Panties and Sundaes by Lila Paige Rose reviews
Okay, so suddenly there was a creepy guy holding underwear that says "I love bananas," and leering at me, stripping me with his eyes. Not cool. AU, a bit OOC Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wrong Number Text by L.M. Avalon reviews
Kagome receives a wrong number text from a stranger, so what does she do? Respond, of course. AU. InuKag. MirSan.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,227 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Every Man's Battle by Seynee reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. — Naruto, Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Acceptance by Fanwoman reviews
Shino gets overlooked a lot. But what about when he doesn't? A little funny, a little touching, and a lot Shino, this glimpse into his early Academy days explores his first encounters with his future teammates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Shino A., Hinata H., Kiba I., Team Eight - Complete
E a s y by xXSundae SurpriseXx reviews
/And when she wakes up in the middle of the night because of a freaky dream about Regis being a vampire or her cow, Betsy, being abducted by UFOs, he's there, kissing her troubles away./ Fluffy Velsea Drabble, R&R!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Charms by Fanwoman reviews
With the approaching conflict, old teammates find themselves separated, and not everyone is pleased about it. Set during the current manga arc *spoilers*, this one-shot is a little homage to Team 8 camaraderie from the perspective of Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Neji H., Hinata H., Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Three by KuyaNR reviews
Think of a number from one to a thousand, as long as it means something important to you. What do the two come up with?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
One to Ten by Fluff Inc reviews
Ayane has the habit of rating men using a physical attractiveness scale.
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ayane Y., Pin A. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. — Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Lives Will Change by nightfalcon222 reviews
Kagome thinks her life is over when she has to move to Tokyo. But when strange and fascinating events unfold, and as she meets new friends and one inuhanyou who she'd love to stomp into the ground, things change. For the better? InuKag RinSess SanMir
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 283,338 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
New Year's Resolution by the pink pastel reviews
Karin's new year resolutions are basically centered around Sasuke. Sasuke's new year resolutions are centered, well, basically not around and will never be about her. What a perfect way to start the new year.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Under Their Skin: Akatsuki by Kita Kudai reviews
How to get 'under the skin' of the infamous Akatsuki! Twenty one easy steps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
New Year Kiss by morningnight reviews
Just a short one-shot of all the Naruto couples on New Years Eve. hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Dalliance by gallifrey calls now reviews
Sakura and Itachi meet at the Christmas party of a mutual friend; they kiss. Six days later, they meet at the New Year's Eve party; this time, though, it's not so fleeting. AU, Modern times, ItaSaku, slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cinnamon and Shiraz by ReiraKurenai reviews
He was noisy, she was not. They're opposites, but that didn't stop them from falling in love. Collection of NaruHina drabbles. Rated T just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Odd Weather Patterns by icedragongurl reviews
There he was minding his own business having a relatively enjoyable conversation with his best friend. He took out his pack of cigarettes and lighter. Just as he was lifting the thing to light it, a strong gust of wind knocks it out of his mouth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Most In the World by fowlfan reviews
Teru always has had that innate ability to make Kurosaki flustered. When she asks a seemingly innocent question, all Kurosaki can do is try to keep his true feelings under control.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Shop 'till you drop! by Daichilover reviews
Kagome gets a new upgrade at her job she isn't that happy about. As a cashier, she gets to scan items, but what happens when they reveal things about her peers and even her secret crush, Inuyasha? Full of hilarious moments and romance to come!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,810 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Pearl Girl by CatEye360 reviews
"Tenten," he said, "do you know what tampons are?" He held up a box of Tampax. Gai sensei. Tenten. Little moments in the life of a growing kunoichi. Humor fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
The Lady, or The Tiger? by life-in-a-tree-house reviews
Temari is the most beautiful princess to ever exist. Shikamaru is one of the most gorgeous men to walk this Earth. What happens when their relationship is found out? Will Shikamaru end up with Ino, Temari, or dead? It's your decision. ShikaXTema/Ino
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What's on Your Mind? by Sincerely Vuitton reviews
In facebook, what you put in your statuses is what is posted in your mind. SasuSaku. Read&Review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shikon Boarding School: Sophomore Year by InuXKags reviews
REVISED VERSION OF SILVERLAKE BOARDING SCHOOL Six teens. Six crushes. Three boys. Three girls. One school year. One dorm. You know for sure that there will be romance, drama, friendship, and, best of all, humor.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,917 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Developing Cavities by The Jabberer reviews
In which the ever-so-health-conscious doctor of Mineral Town learns to develop a sweet tooth. Sort of. — DoctorClaire
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Doctor Trent/Tim, Claire - Complete
The Never Agains of Hogwarts: The Next Generation by LuxaLucifer reviews
Minerva McGonagall has survived the Marauders, the Weasley twins and the Golden Trio. Now, as the kids of these dynamic duos, trios and foursomes take the stage, will she make it as these pranksters stake their claim to fame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Crimson Bond by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
The first time I met Sasuke Uchiha was the night my parents were murdered. The second time I saw him was when he waltzed into my school. But our love was stained blood red by the fangs in your mouth. SasuSaku vampire modern AU fanfic. Sakura first person
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To All Things A Season by Dragonsdaughter reviews
You can't expect to keep any secrets in a place as small as Mineral Town. HM: MFoMT - HeroinexDoctor
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Claire, Doctor Trent/Tim
The Never Agains of Hogwarts by LuxaLucifer reviews
Minerva McGonagall has been working at Hogwarts longer than most, but certain thing still make her tick. The Marauders' and the Weasley twins are a few. Final update.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Dear Writers, by LoVe-WiLl-fInD-a-WaY reviews
One day all of the Naruto Characters discover FanFiction. Then they decide to write a letter to those writers about their feelings on the stories they read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Inuyasha: professor at shikon high by Nyony's Echo reviews
Bff's Kagome, Sango, Ayame and Rin move onto Shikon high. What happens when they meet professors Inuyasha, Miroku, Koga, and Sesshomaru? One problem: the students arent allowed to associate with their teachers! -InuxKag, SessxRin, MirxSan, KogxAya-
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,479 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Of war, frog costumes and bloody rainclouds by Levi Ackerman reviews
Konan felt ridiculous, clad in the puffy, foamy green suit, her face poking out of the gaping mouth of a frog head-piece. But then she saw Yahiko's enraged expression – and Nagato's bewildered one - and couldn't help but giggle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Konan, Yahiko - Complete
Red Wine by mollycoddle reviews
Itasaku Mikoto smiled. "I like you." "Thank God." second part of the wine!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vintage Wine by mollycoddle reviews
-"Finish that sentence and an Uchiha heir is going to die in this room." In which Sakura is engaged, and Team 7 is not amused. part one of the wine!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Itachi U., Team Seven - Complete
The Kit in Us All by DarknessFlameWolf reviews
AU. One-shot. Hinata finds an injuried kit roaming in the garden of the Hyuuga compound. Thinking this could be an opportunity for Hinata's love life, Sakura calls in Naruto. Now, Naruto will show sides Hinata never realized were there. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fallacy Of Swearing by gonyonomaru reviews
Hidan x OC One-shot! "Hidan help! Something grabbed me and it won't let go!" Kimi yelled as she continued to hit the perpetrator."That's me you idiot!" Hidan yelled back, but twice as loud."then let go of me or I'll fall agai-" Thud! "Oww..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Advice by beautifulgeek11 reviews
How to make sure he's the one? There are five ways to find out. SasuIno. *For all the girls out there.*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Edward to Your Bella by MidniteCurse4Eternity reviews
In which a trip to the movies isn't what it seems. Bashing and dialogue ensued. And just plain chaos happens. "Screw Edward! Cheer for me instead!" "Wait we never got to see Eclipse."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
FML by L.M. Avalon reviews
"Today, I was paired with the girl I've been crushing on all semester for our big final project. While waiting for me at my dorm, she hung out with my three roommates. Now all of them are in love with her, too. FML" AU. Inu/Kag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
So I Get the Bed, Right? by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
When kidnapping someone, it's suggested that you get a room with two beds. Oh yeah, and that you don't have any romantic feelings for the hostage. Hn. I may have messed up on both those counts. SasuSaku. Spoilers for Chapter 488 or so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Skyllar Eve reviews
Kiba's harassing Sakura with pick up lines. Fluff-ish. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Rebel Boy vs The Pianist Maiden by TheCrazyGurlz reviews
Naruto is a boy with a rebellious streak while Hinata is a pianist with a gentle soul. Their personalities really contradict each other. One day, Naruto transferred to Leaf High School and meet Hinata on his first day, thus their story begins... NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Whole Years Worth by Yami's Girl 117 reviews
She was expected to move on and find a man worthy enough to be with her. So he came to terms with himself, deciding that whatever emotion he felt for her would be no more. For tomorrow at 4 pm, her heart would belong to Denny. VaughnXChelsea. One-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Can I Fall in Love with You? by MerryBrandy reviews
Dear Beauty, My book tells me if you can't outright talk to people then write them a letter. As you know I'm not the best when talking to people so I've decided to write you a letter. SaiIno. Now contains Ino's reply to Sai's letter.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
fist full of glitter by Seynee reviews
She's got a fist full of glitter and you're just afraid she's gonna throw it to your face. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always There But Never Noticed by Ishy Carvajal reviews
Inuyasha has always been there for Kagome. He's been her bestfriend since they were young and he's fallen in love with her. But, the new kid, Koga, tries to attract Kagome. Inuyasha will be there for her. He was always there... Just never noticed...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,524 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Fifth Element by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
After befriending the band members of The Fifth Element, Tenten and her friends are dragged into the bands problems with a rival band causing a hell of trouble, as well as Neji's struggle with his uncle. NejiTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuSaku, ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,431 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Anonymous Response by leiaah reviews
Ino accidentally dialed the wrong phone number, but the person who answers sounds familiar. Immediately he recognises her, but because she made the call she's too embarrassed to ask who it is. Oneshot, Ino/Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Hurting Hands by Kiarifire reviews
Having been the witness, and victim of domestic violence for over ten years, Miroku tries desperately to live like any normal teenager would. As school life becomes increasingly difficult for him, he just happens to bump into Miss Sango Taijiya... Mir/San
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,402 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sango, Miroku
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck", he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. — Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Tenten's Guide to Screwing Yourself Over by KiwiBlossom reviews
Rule number one: Always ask your best friend if she's interested in someone BEFORE having a heated make-out session with said person. NejixTen Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,719 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Vampire Guardian by Tiger Priestess reviews
AU -SasuSaku- Princess Sakura had always known there was an unseen guardian watching over her since she was young. She didn't know he was a vampire who sworn to protect her because he had waited for her for centuries…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissing Her by Mendori-chan reviews
Kissing her lasts for only a moment, almost equal to three human heartbeats. Rated T for implications. One-shot. SwakoxKazehaya, of course.
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shouta K., Sawako K. - Complete
I Stole Your Soul by Patche reviews
When the queen-bee of his high school applies at the school loser, Inuyasha's, cursed pizza shop, he finds himself rethinking all his preconceived notions of her and falling helplessly in love with a girl he never imagined being able to stand. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,836 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Cigarettes by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Whenever she looked him, he'd always have a cigarette stuck in his mouth. It was entirely his fault that she was now jealous of inanimate objects for spending more time with his lips than she, his girlfriend, did. /Tasuku x Teru, fluff one-shot/
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Beginning of Forever by Compgirl21 reviews
Chelsea knew there would be obstacles to overcome as a rancher. But there are a few issues concerning the island's animal dealer she hadn't anticipated.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,769 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Threat Mail by mollycoddle reviews
- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wild Thing by AstroMantic reviews
When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Nine Tenths by Maho-chan reviews
After Tsukasa unexpectedly issues a slew of new red tags, Tsukushi confronts him only to find that the situation is not quite what it seems. Oneshot.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tsukushi, Tsukasa - Complete
Hot Chocolate by chalantness reviews
It's funny how a drink could represent so much: sugar and spice, just like their love. -Christmas fic-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In Love With a Country Bumpkin by MissInspiration reviews
Just the musings of a former playboy about a certain country bumpkin that has turned his life around for good.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Soujirou, Yuuki - Complete
Welcome Home by Maresia Eterna reviews
(COMPLETE) A marriage of convenience forces Hinata to run away only to find out that her new apartment had also been rented to Naruto. With no money, Hinata and Naruto decide to live together as flat mates. But what about Hinata's fiancé? Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 186,289 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Matchmaker Ino by Hurri reviews
Ino notices that her fellow ninja have been feeling lonely. Solution? Improve their love lives! But while Ino is busy making matches for others, she never stops to think about making a match for herself... Ino's POV
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
His Hair Was Blond, His Eyes Were Blue by PeinSaku reviews
His hair was blond; his eyes were blue. My first grade heart pounded, and instantly I knew.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
How to Write a PERFECT Naruto Fanfic by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
...or not. CRACK! "Do you want to know how to write a perfect Naruto fanfic with Neji and Tenten as the main pairing? Well, here is a guide on how to begin. Just follow these easy steps and you'll be a pro in no time!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sins and Virtues by Mika Casey reviews
ShikaTema with some ChoIno . Based on the Seven Deadly Sins and Seven Heavenly Virtues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleepover Wars by gianna loves SasuSaku reviews
-x.X COMPLETE! X.x- Sakura has a sleepover. Naruto has a sleepover. A little fighting, a little cussing, and BAM! You've got yourself a war. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, KibaIno, NejiTen. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,264 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
After 100 Years by Lazy Kitsune reviews
If we are reborn, I would choose to fall in love with you all over again. One-shot, ClairexDoctor.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Claire, Doctor Trent/Tim - Complete
Special by foreversnow reviews
ONESHOT.She wasn’t anything special. Her hair was an unnatural color and her shyness made her act weird. Nobody liked her. Well, except for him. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pieces of Colored Glass and Stone by Aideko reviews
Their relationship was a little bit of everything. Much like a mosaic, it was built of many individual aspects and pieces that, when brought together, created something beautiful as a whole. A collection of GaaraxMatsuri ficlets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
5 Dresses to Undo Shikamaru by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- In the end, it only took 5 dresses to have him wrapped around her finger. ShikaTema Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spill by jin.toshikazu reviews
The waiter stood up and pleasantly shook the lawyer’s hand. “Pleased to meet you, Mr. Uchiha. So, you’re the jerk who dumped her for a Victoria’s Secret model on the day of your fifth anniversary?” Ino, Sasuke, Hidan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Rebellion by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Sequel to Maybe detention isn't so bad. Now that Ino has her sights set on Sai, it is time for a little social chaos at school. Sounds like fun, ne? How can rebelling populars not be? AU school fic SaiIno InoSai one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
Maybe detention isn't so bad by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Ino is in after school detention for a perfectly vaild reason mind you and she thinks she is in for an hour of pure boredom. Until Sai walks in and she gets to know the new kid a little better. AU SaiIno InoSai one shot school fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
Done by jin.toshikazu reviews
Because he’s done with living his life for other people. NejiIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
It Starts With a Look by NinjasRockYourFace reviews
What happens when Kai shows up on Claire's doorstep during her first year in Mineral Town? KaixClaire oneshot, mostly fluff.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Claire, Kai - Complete
Cerulean Ink by want your rad bromance reviews
-SaiIno, 50 Sentences- 50 little glimpses into the misunderstood pseudo-jerks: Sai and Ino. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
Barmaid for a Day by Kuruk reviews
Who takes care of the Inn when Ann and Doug can't? Why Mary, of course! The shy librarian has always wanted to try something new, and this may be her big break! But she may get more than she bargained for...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Mary, Gray - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closing Time by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Ann's birthday turns out to be a huge disappointment for her, but the most unlikely person is on hand to salvage things. Oneshot, Kai x Ann.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Ann, Kai - Complete
one SENTENCE : DeiIno by shilhouette68 reviews
40 Sentences for the crack!pairing DeiIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Deidara, Ino Y. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blue's Clues: The Lost Episode by static shakedown reviews
A deranged version of Blue's Clues. Steve is obsessed with opening letters, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are immigrants, and preschoolers love the handy dandy notebook. XD
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Tell It As It Is by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NaruHina, Slight SasuSaku:. Lessons in poetry? Bells ringing? The Ramen Hotline? A funny story of how Naruto comes up with a plan to ask Hiashi for Hinata's hand in marriage with the help of his two teammates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Insanity reviews
And then there she was, buying bars of the stuff every week to present to him in some laughable bid to maybe get him to like her. (Vaughn/Chelsea)
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Loser reviews
Because anything lower than first place just isn't good enough for the residents of the Sunshine Islands and Chelsea is about to learn this.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/15 - Chelsea - Complete
The Princess and the Cowboy reviews
-AU; COMPLETE- For the first time in my life, me being a princess hadn't evoked the 'kiss-ass' persona in somebody. (Vaughn/Chelsea)
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,430 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
the other option
Kurumizawa Ume told Sawako-chan this purely because she was in the way, an inconvenience, and Kurumi hated her. (Kurumi-centric)
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Kurumi K. - Complete
Interpretation reviews
"Odd...I feel like...Soup!" ... "S-Shea? Where are you going?" "Chelsea stay here and sleep. Shea be back soon." (Chelsea/Shea)
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Chelsea, Shea - Complete
Opportunity Knocks reviews
-AU- There would've been less trouble if Gaara had just got up and danced with her...(Gaara/Matsuri/Deidara)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Gaara, Deidara, Matsuri - Complete
Checkmate reviews
Sakura thinks she's won, but she hasn't. (Ino/Sasuke; Sasuke/Sakura implied)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Swapped! reviews
-HIATUS- Ino is coming up with a new jutsu - one that allows her to swap around the personalities of people whose first names begin with the same letter. However, she doesn't realise it actually works, and how strongly too...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Ino Y.
Gulls reviews
-AU- "They have an unusual cry, don't they? So loud...It's like they purposely want to be noticed." (Sasuke/Sakura)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Game reviews
Tobi introduces the mind virus to his fellow members. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Misuse reviews
"You can't use it! It's a feminine word!" "But that's sexist!"
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Lanna, Chelsea - Complete
All Grown Up reviews
"Violence is not the answer! And besides, Denny and Lanna are our friends. Murdering their teenage son is not nice, nor is it proper." (Vaughn/Chelsea; OC/NPC implied)
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn, OC - Complete
Prohibited reviews
Whilst it was fine for her to run around the island dressed like that - it was hot after all - the idea of Chelsea spending the morning with Denny in the skimpy outfit really didn't appeal to Vaughn. (Vaughn/Chelsea)
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Temptation reviews
Said female rounded on Denny again, face furious. "He's trying to make me fat!" (Lanna/Denny)
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Lanna, Denny - Complete
Assumptions reviews
-AU- "You should never assume, troublesome woman; someone will always disagree with you." (Shikamaru/Temari)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Reasons to Join the Akatsuki reviews
-SEQUEL;CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can discover the reasons why OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Duty Calls reviews
"And besides, I know you're not an idiot. I am." "Well obviously, because I'm the greatest and smartest guy in the world!" (Ayane/Pin)
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Ayane Y., Pin A. - Complete
Apology reviews
Because no matter how proud you are, there really is no other way around it - though Gaara will try his hardest. (Gaara/Matsuri)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Blush reviews
Ino discovers that she doesn't need some of her make up afterall. (Sai/Ino)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
Surprise! reviews
-GIFT FIC;Neko Morie- Because sometimes a fun sleepover can turn into something rather...Unexpected. "My floor!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten - Complete
Knowledge reviews
-AU- Because knowledge is power, even if it is a little useless. (Sasuke/Sakura)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Favours reviews
-AU- "Ino! Help me! I wanna ask Hinata-chan out but her dad scares-" "Say no more," Ino replied, pulling on her coat in a business-like manner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Idiot in Tin Foil reviews
-AU- Hinata tells the girls about her date with Naruto. Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Temari and Matsuri are not impressed. "You guys all know Naruto's favourite eatery...?" (Hinata/Naruto implied)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Could Have Been reviews
-AU- We meet eyes. In that second, I recall every single interaction I had with him, every single thing he said and did. Isn't it funny how life turns out? (Sakura/Sasuke)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Who Cares? reviews
"Tobi just wants to know why Deidara-senpai is unhappy. After all, it is his birthday-" "Huh? Tobi...You knew?" (For Dei's birthday)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Reward reviews
Little Hinata loses something precious to her, so Kiba offers to help find it. When he does, what does he get in return? (Kiba/Hinata)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Ways to Join the Akatsuki reviews
-CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can explore the many different ways OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Hoodie reviews
-AU- 'Cause when you give a girl a hoodie, you're probably not getting it back. (Kiba/Ino)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
What's Mine is Yours reviews
Or so they say. "I need to see what it looks like with my outfit, silly!" (Chelsea/Vaughn)
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Of Drunken Blondes and Mistletoe reviews
-GIFT FIC;foreverandalways13- New Year: a time for parties, proposals and kisses. Between Naruto and Sasuke. Oh dear. Hinata only stepped out for some air...(Naruto/Hinata)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In a Moment reviews
-EDITED- In a moment, people hold their breath. In a moment, a scream pierces the air. In a moment, people die. NOT YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Impressions reviews
-AU;CRACK- In which Ino tells us why first impressions, especially in her case, suck. (Ino/Deidara)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
A Little Misunderstanding reviews
"Ah! Kyo-kun!" Shigure's eyes widened. What is Kyo doing in Tohru's room? Poor Shigure. (Kyo/Tohru implied)
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Meddling reviews
-EDITED- When Sakura sees Naruto and Hinata hitting it off, she decides to help them out. Combining match making with her fellow shinobi's skills, she's sure to hook them up...Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Trust reviews
-EDITED- "Kagome, are you certain the shards are here?" "Yes! Just keep going straight on Inuya...Inuyas...Inu...ya...sha..." (InuYasha/Kagome implied)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete